The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Sardrox: Will of Makuta]

Granted , but it's foreign money, and you are forbidden from leaving your country.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, now the world is at peace. But the people on it aren't.

 

I wish alka-seltzer was a deodorant.

Edited July 10, 2014 by ghidora131

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but... Why would you want that? It'll make you implode.

 

I wish for Komaytos.

[JAG18]

Granted, but the government confiscates them for testing.

 

I wish I had a Gundam.  

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; You are now the original Lockon Stratos from Gundam00. Have fun what with targeting without an eye and (spoilers!) dying (spoilers!) and all.

 

I wish I was Amuro Ray.

[Toa Kayn]

Granted. You become halogen gas because the granter didn't know what the wish was.

 

I wish for puppies.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; I can't kill puppies, so I guess you'll just have to settle for ravenous wolf puppies that tear you to pieces. I like wolves.

 

I wish I was a wolf.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but by being a wolf, you lose your ability to use anything man-made or communicate with your loved ones. And the other wolves don't like you.

 

I wish Smash Bros 4 will have Dr. Mario as a playable character.

[Underscore]

Granted, but he's the only playable character.

 

I wish my internet was faster.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but now everything else is slower. Includi n  g   y     o      u       a        n         d         m            e              .

 

I wish I was a better guitar player.

[Toa Brian Nuva]

Granted: but now you can only play the guitar. it is also the only way you can comnicate.

I wish that protodemis would appear on our moon.

Edited July 16, 2014 by Toa Brian Nuva

[PutYaGunsOn]

The protodermis is energized, and engulfs the whole moon.  Turns out the moon is destined to transform into a giant wild Panrahk, so the Energized Protodermis transforms it into one.  It lands on Earth and goes on a destructive rampage, shattering everything in its path.  The few survivors of humanity hate you now because this is all your fault.

 

I wish I could tame Rahkshi.

[Underscore]

Granted, but their breath is AWFUL.

 

I wish I had more time on my hands.

[Toa Brian Nuva]

granted: your hands are now clocks.

I wish that matoran ruled earth.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but they discover Energised Protodermis at the centre of the planet, and... Well, you know the story...

 

I wish I had Tahu and an Exo-Toa.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Granted, Tahu gets in it and repeatedly shoots its missile at you.

I wish for this mellophonium I bought to be repaired.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but I steal it.

 

I wish i had a mellophonium.

[Toa Brian Nuva]

granted: you are now a mellophonium.

 

I wish I had a pet tarakava.

[Underscore]

Granted and it eats you.

 

I wish it was 2001 again.

[avmatoran]

Granted. It is now 2001, and as a result of fiddling with time, you are dead.

 

I wish I had a real sword.

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Granted, I stab you with it and leave it in you when you die.

I wish for SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

=P

♫

[-Windrider-]

Granted, but you stretch the screen with how many A's you put in there*, and I have to edit the post.

 

I wish for Mahler's 10th symphony to have been completed.

 

 

 

 

*I've seen it happen - but not with your post there; don't worry.

[PutYaGunsOn]

You get a low quality mall katana like the one you'd find at a Gamer's Paradise or something, which would break if you swung it at a 2 liter Mountain Dew bottle, let alone a real person/zombie/whatever it is you're trying to defend yourself against.  Hey, it exists, therefore, it's real, as opposed to imaginary or fictional.  

 

Edit: Ninja'd.  It gets completed...by someone else who has no idea how to write music.

 

I wish I had an authentic sword.

Edited July 19, 2014 by Shinken Green

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; You now have an authentic wakizashi from 1501 sticking out the other side of your head.

 

I wish I had an authentic pair of katana and wakizashi that wasn't impaled in me. Just sitting peacefully on a rack on my wall is fine.

[avmatoran]

Granted. However, when you and your possibly-theoretical brother are wrestling, you accidentally push him up against said wall, causing them to fall off of said rack onto your brother's head killing him. Then, you either kill yourself in remorse or go to jail.

 

I wish for a real-life version of the Skyward Sword Master Sword that will never cause me harm, or cause something bad to happen to me.

[Ghidora131]

Granted. It was just a cardboard prop all along. oops

 

I wish that internet spam was real spam.

Edited July 19, 2014 by ghidora131

[Klanadack]

Granted, but now people won't quit singing "the spam song" (Monty Python)

 

I wish that I could finally catch a shiny regice.

[avmatoran]

Granted. You catch it and accidentally release it.

 

I wish I could play Pokemon again.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; You are now eligible to play Pokemon: Black (The original creepypasta version).

 

I wish BEN hadn't drowned.

[Ghidora131]

Granted. Ben turns out to be a serial killer and his first target is YOU.

 

Along the line of creepypastas, I wish Sonic.exe liked tails.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but he likes you, too. Especially your SCREAMS.

 

I wish I could read Homestuck on my phone.

[avmatoran]

Granted. Your computer dies, as does every electronic device you ever touch, except your phone.

 

I wish my laptop would work again.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but then I touch it (That's what you get!)

 

I wish it wasn't assumed avocados are a vegetable. They're not. They're a fruit. No joking.

[Ghidora131]

Granted. Say, are you holding a peach or a pineapple?  They`re both veggies now.

 

I wish slenderman wasn't slender.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; now he's a really fat dude that'll smush you (no offense meant to anyone!)

 

I wish for a balalaika.

[Toa Brian Nuva]

Granted: except I don't know what that is, so you get a Nui-Jaga instead.

 

I wish I had a pet dermis turtle.

[avmatoran]

Granted. It is kidnapped by the government and placed in Area 51, and you don't even get visiting rights.

 

I wish for a 500 GB SSD.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, it overloads your computer with viruses of cookie monster.

 

I wish people would use the word "Makuta" properly. Look it up(Hint hint! It's plural for something).

[avmatoran]

Granted. They use it correctly but use every other word in every language incorrectly.

 

Pineapple card paper voices understand the pineapple reply binary.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

That's not a wish, so I can neither grant nor corrupt it.

 

I wish avmatoran had made a wish.