The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[avmatoran]

And I was kidding about the unsatisfactory answer - you, sir, make great answers! That last one was great!

Are you talking to me? If so, thanks!

 

Granted. However, moths have eaten the cardboard box out so much that whatever was in it fell out in the UPS truck. As the driver has no way of knowing whose package it was from, they keep it as a tip.

 

I wish somebody was generous enough to give me a 3DS XL.

[P~M]

Granted, but it's someone you don't know and will never encounter, so they never have the opportunity to give you a 3DS XL.

 

I wish I had a pet rock.

[doodleloot]

Granted, but you lose it after one day in a field of rocks.

 

I wish my PC had a better GPU.

Edited July 28, 2014 by doodleloot

[Ghidora131]

Granted, only typos that occur install a GNU instead.

 

I wish Avmatoran got that 3ds.

[P~M]

Granted, but his parents think he shouldn't be playing so many video games so they confiscate it.

 

I wish my phone was faster.

[Hordaki]

Granted. It's so fast it runs away from you.

 

I wish I could duplicate things.

[P~M]

Granted; however, you accidentally duplicate your BZPower account, and you are banned.

 

I wish I had more posts.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but they're all spam and you get banned from BZP.

 

I wish LEGO would make a Legend of Zelda set.

[avmatoran]

Granted. However, you are never able to get your hands on one.

 

I wish I had a gaming computer.

 

(Fun fact: I was on here before Cadmium responded to ghidora's most recent wish, but there was no way I was going to post and corrupt that wish. )

[doodleloot]

Granted, but for some odd reason you can't install Steam on it.

 

I wish someone would sell me that comic in my sig.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, only now your sig is pointless, and the person who sold you it sues you for

supposedly black mailing them.

 

I wish I was friends with Avmatoran's Bohrok form.

[avmatoran]

Granted. You.... I... Gee. I've never had to harm a friend before. I'm not really sure how to corrupt your wish. Hm. Maybe I ignore you occasionally? I don't know. I take all the friends I can get. Huh.

 

Anyways, I wish Space Engineers ran better on my laptop.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. There is now a virus called Better and some Space Engineers decide to abduct your laptop and install it.

 

I wish I had a laptop.

[P~M]

Granted, but it's defective and rats you out to the North Korean government.

 

I wish I had the Thornatus V9 set.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but the box is empty. Also, it turns out that that box actually is just a cereal box with a Thornatus image slapped on.

 

I wish I had moar munnies.

[Jonathan Crane]

Congrats, it's arrived. Next time, tell the mailman not to get stranded on an island for 4 years with a volleyball for a friend

 

I wish for a Deadpool movie to finally be made

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but it's lame and not even rated R. I'd love to see a Deadpool movie, but I really doubt it would be good if it wasn't rated R.

 

I wish that there was a good, R-rated Deadpool movie.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, it's Green lantern, only with a poorly-done cgi version of Deadpool, and a r rating

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but

 

I wish there was a wish for me to corrupt!

[Jonathan Crane]

Congratulations. You should go ask Antroz for his Kanohi Jutlin

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but

 

I wish my Jutlin wasn't so immoral.

[Jonathan Crane]

Ummmmmm granted?

 

I wish the bat would stop trying to resist my fear toxin

[P~M]

Granted, but in its fear it lashes out, scarring your face.

 

I wish BS01 would load faster.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, it loads everything at once in a second, overloading your computer processor.

 

I wish doodleloot would buy my Vahi already.

[doodleloot]

Granted, but I accidentally send the money to the wrong person, who then uses it to purchase a nuclear bomb. He ends destroying North America.

 

I wish they had released the tenth Graphic Novel.

Edited July 29, 2014 by doodleloot

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but they only release 5 copies and they cost around €10.000

 

I wish I didn't have Sand Tarakavas on the mind.

[Jonathan Crane]

congrats, you don't have a mind at all

 

I wish to be a real-life Sinestro Corps member

[Toa Kayn]

Granted. Hal Jordan kills you.

 

I wish that I could scan a vehicle and transform like a transformer

[Jonathan Crane]

Congrats, it steps on you

 

I wish for a real-life, fully functional Kanohi Mohtrek

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but you end up causing a paradox by killing yourself.

 

I wish people wouldn't keep trying to create paradoxes. They screw everything up.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. They unleash Parallax instead. Didn't think that one through, did ya?

 

I wish for a real life, fully functional Kanohi Matatu

[Ghidora131]

Granted, I steal it and sell it to the guy Doodleloot sent the money to.

 

I wish I had a fully functioning Kanohi Vahi that can't break.

[P~M]

Granted; you have no idea how to use it, so it just sits there on your shelf, useless.

 

I wish I could remember to make wishes.

Edited July 30, 2014 by Cadmium Kyogre P~M

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but don't you know already if you wished for it?

 

I wish Avmatoran made a good pun.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you never get to hear it.

 

I wish I had a fully-funcional Iron Spider suit.

[avmatoran]

Granted. I'm reading this really cool book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

 

I wish Captain America 2 was already out on DVD.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, the dvd snaps under the weight of the cast, crew, cameras, equipment, lights, staff, makeup

department, and the director and producer. (I love puns)

 

I wish that iron spider suit was broken.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but since the Iron Spider wish was ninja'd, your wish is null and void. Now let's try this again...

 

I wish I had a fully-funcional Iron Spider suit.

[Jonathan Crane]

Congrats. It now slings real spiders.

 

I wish for more than just the Deadpool test footage

[avmatoran]

Granted. There is now a whole movie about a pool that is devoid of life.

 

I wish for a Nerf Rhino-Fire when it comes out.