The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Jakura Nuva]

Granted. The door opens, and your stampeding, engulfed-in-flames rhino charges for you.

 

I wish I got my proto-points back.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you lose two points because the staff think you hacked it.

 

I wish M. Night Shyamalan never directed The Last Airbender.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; Michael Bay did instead. "Waterbend attack!" *BOOOM!*

 

I wish Michael Bay had directed Titanic. Everyone would blow up when they hit the water! Wheeee!

[avmatoran]

Granted. You are cast, and explode and die in a filming accident.

 

I wish I had the Technic Unimog.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, your guns now all permanently fire flaming rhinos, only it's nerf, so they are foam.

 

Edit: Ninja'd again!

 

I wish Avmatoran transformed back from being a bohrok.

Edited July 31, 2014 by ghidora131

[Jonathan Crane]

Congrats, they're confused by tha change and go around with Krana

 

I wish for Shinedown to go on tour here in Utah

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but you're out of town for the week. Also, you must live in Utah! (lucky guess)

 

I wish that Utah reached orbit.

[Jonathan Crane]

Ummm.... Why?

 

Anyway, wish granted. After Utah is in orbit, everyone realizes how cool it was

 

I wish for a good Ghost Rider movie

[MetaToa]

Granted, but it doesn't stick to the original Marvel storyline whatsoever and Justin Beiber stars in it.

 

I wish that people liked good music.

[avmatoran]

Granted. However, for some reason, no good music is ever made.

 

I wish that programming was already implemented in space engineers.

 

Ghidora, when you refer "Avmatoran", do you mean me, or actual Av-Matoran?

[Ghidora131]

Granted. Space engineers get infuriated to find out they are programmed and kill you.

 

Also: I meant you, Av. I wouldn't capitalize it otherwise.

 

Let's try it again, I wish Avmatoran was back to himself. (Quote unquote)

[Jonathan Crane]

Congrats, he's now back to himself, and he has a beiber voice

 

I wish for a Green Lantern remake, only with Kyle Rayner instead of Hal

[Ghidora131]

Granted, only Kyle rayner has a beiber voice.

 

I wish Mr. farshtey would return to BZPower.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted; "He shall return at the end of days". Or is it "Wherever he goes, despair follows"? No, that's George R. R. Martin.

 

Anyways, I wish I had the pieces necessary to finish my creations.

[ToaKapura1234]

Granted but you lose all the other pieces

 

I wish two more people would join my game so I could start it.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but I feel bad because I could've but I decided not to. Sorry, man.

 

I wish I didn't feel so bad.

[specsowl]

Granted. Now you feel worse. Like, you felt better and said to me "oh hey thanks man" and then you just started feeling worse.

 

I wish I could fall asleep instead of staying up all night...every night.

[avmatoran]

Granted. You now have narcolepsy, and often fall asleep at work/school, depending on how old you are.

 

I wish the second season of Agents of SHIELD would debut sooner than September 23.

[Ghidora131]

Granted. It started twenty years ago and you don't get to see it.

Series is over. poof.

 

I wish Black Six could see my entire BIONICLE collection.

[Terminus]

Granted, but it disappoints him.

 

I wish my job was more exciting.

Edited August 1, 2014 by Terminus

[avmatoran]

Granted. A gang of gunmen come in and hold everyone hostage. The police attempt to stage rescues, and you and a few others try to subvert and beat the gunmen from within.

 

I wish I had more time in the day.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but you now sleep through it.

 

I wish people would stop calling my self MOC izzy.

[Hordaki]

Granted, now they call it Izzy Izzy Bo Bizzy Banana Nana Fo Fizzy Me My Mo Mizzy Izzy. 

 

I wish I was cool.

[specsowl]

Granted. But now you're too cool and no one hangs out with you because they are intimidated. 

 

I wish I had enough money to RIGHT NOW complete my Bionicle collection. 

[avmatoran]

Granted. But, for some odd reason, nobody will sell you what you need. For any price. Ranging from $20 to sell-your-soul amounts of money.

 

I wish for sell-your-soul amounts of money without having to sell my soul.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you have to sell everything but your soul, including your body. Enjoy haunting your money pile as a ghost for all eternity.

 

I wish Guardians of the Galaxy was out on DVD right now.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. It's a blank DVD with the words "Guardians of the Galaxy"

 

I wish for a real-life fully-functional Kanohi Olisi

[specsowl]

Granted (geez). But it only works on you and no one else...and you can't take it off. 

 

I wish I had a 3D printer (pretty simple wish compared to the one I just granted hah)

[avmatoran]

Granted. However, it is defective, and will only print in a 3mm cube.

 

I wish I had a time machine.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted;

 

I wish I didn't love H.G. Wells so much.

Edited August 1, 2014 by guru gelu

[doodleloot]

Granted, you now hate him and became his arch enemy.

 

I wish we would get some official pictures of Bionicle 2015.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, next year you will get a picture of 2001 tahu.

 

I wish tapioca pudding was easier to find.

[avmatoran]

Granted. Your mind is now tapioca.

 

I wish people would realize that Bionicle returning in 2015 is not definite, just assumed.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but the hype train won't stop in its crash-course.

 

I wish Avmatoran's wish didn't have to be corrupted.

[doodleloot]

Granted, people suddenly realize that Bionicle isn't confirmed for 2015 and abandon BZP.

 

I wish I hadn't just wasted an hour looking at random gifs.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but instead you spent an hour looking at your Tumblr feed.

Oh? You're saying there isn't a difference? Oh well.

 

I wish everybody would start saying "Olorin" instead of "Oh [insert noun here]"

[Ghidora131]

Granted, now they start saying ohKopaka'sKoolKompanion.

 

I wish that people would find out BIONICLE 2015 is now officially confirmed.

[avmatoran]

Granted. It's all an extended hoax.

 

I wish the hype train over that would just derail and people would just accept however that cookie crumbles.

[Hordaki]

Granted. The hype train for the chocolate chip cookie stops. But the Bionicle 2015 hype train just keeps getting faster.

 

I wish there was a legal way to watch Captain America: The Winter Soldier before it comes out on DVD.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, it's in theaters.

 

I wish the BIONICLE hype train folks saw the BIONICLE color 2015 photos.