The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[avmatoran]

Granted. Have a human-hating, demon-possessed one.

 

I wish I had the fifth Heroes of Olympus book now.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. you have a bottle of Olympus Water with Superman on it

 

I wish I knew how to mod Skyrim on the Xbox

[Unit#phntk#1]

Granted. You can only have one installed at a time.

 

I wish I had some root beer

 

 

~Unit#phntk#1

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. you have a beer made from the roots of a Poison Sumac plant. happy now?

 

I wish for tickets to the upcoming Comic-Con here in Utah

[Mr. House]

Granted, but upon further inspection, they are tickets to a convention of button enthusiasts,

 

I wish for a soda.

[JAG18]

Granted, but it was unstable and splattered on you as soon as it was opened.  

 

I wish I had a unicorn.  

[FrozenFlash]

Granted. It runs away because it doesn't like you.

 

I wish I have the power to control heat.

[avmatoran]

Granted, but it backfires on you and you plunge us into an Ice Age irreversibly. You are now being hunted by many, many angry people.

 

I wish I had an exoskeleton.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but it isn't attached to you.

 

I wish I didn't have so much going on that I could visit BZP more than once every three weeks(!)

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. You now can't leave your current location, and now spend the rest f your life as Smeagol.

 

I wish my Rorschach costume I wore to Comic-Con looked better

[avmatoran]

Granted. It looks so much better, it's butter.

 

I wish I had a gaming computer.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. here's the computer chip from an Atari.

 

I wish for the ability of Psionics 

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

Granted,but every time you use it, you accelerate the decomposition of your brain, eventually turning you into a vegetable.

 

I wish for Bat-toast...interpret that as you will.-_-'

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. here's a scrap of burnt flesh from the Batman after Firefly finished him off

 

I wish there were more Skillet fans here

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

Granted,but ALL of the Skillet fans came, and a fight broke out, simply because they are fans...and fans do that...i guess.

 

I wish I had a working grappling hook.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. you use it, but the cable snaps when you use it, and fall to your death

 

I wish Skillet released a new album

[JAG18]

Granted, but you get hit by a bus before you have a chance to listen to it.

 

I wish I was more inspired right now.  

[Ghidora131]

Granted, you have inspiration for suicide. Lucky you.

 

I wish I had a phone book.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. You now have a book with pictures of phones.

 

I wish I wasn't fumlbing on the keybpard as I ty[pe.

[Lielac]

Granted. You can type perfectly, but now have a stutter when you talk.

 

I wish I could write without my self-doubt getting in my way.

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. you can write, but you're now a narcissist.

 

I wish for a actual Rorscach mask with moving ink blots and everything

[Ghidora131]

Granted, the blobs are sentient and kill you.

 

I wish I was a better writer, and came up with good stories(unlike my usual terrible ones).

[Jakura Nuva]

Granted - your stories are good, but your humor is humorless

 

I wish for a silver Kanohi Kualsi piece

Edited September 13, 2014 by Jakura Nuva

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but it's only the connector piece.

 

I wish holograms were corrupt.

[Hordaki]

Granted, now they're plotting to kill you.

 

I wish I had a Japanese 3DS.

Edited September 13, 2014 by Hordaki

[avmatoran]

<p>Granted. Nobody ever said it worked, though. . .</p>

<p> </p>

<p>I wish I could play video games again.</p>

[John Smith]

Granted, but you can only play E.T. and Superman 64.

 

I wish the Hobbit movies were more faithful to the book.

Edited September 14, 2014 by John Smith

[avmatoran]

Granted, but the book must be horrible.

 

I wish I had infinite time.

[John Smith]

Granted, but you're incapable of love.

 

I wish I could actually wish upon a star.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted. you wish you never had a brother, and now you are permanently stuck in space (PM me if you got that reference)

 

I wish for all of the Bionicle 2015 sets

[Mr. House]

Granted. But they turn to dust the moment you see them.

 

I wish for a glass of water.

[Ghidora131]

Granted. I drink it. Oops.

 

I wish I had my missing wallet back.

[Pohatu: Uniter of Stone]

Granted. You get your wallet back and open it up to find 99999999999999999 monies.       In your sheer happiness, you explode.

 

I wish for more Kanohi.

[John Smith]

Granted. They're all Gali Mistika masks.

 

I wish for unlimited wishes.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but they go to me, not you.

 

I wish Avmatoran's bohrok form was epic.

[UngluedBike]

Granted, But he is shrunk to half the size.

 

I wish I had all 8 VMKK.

[Hordaki]

Granted. Here are your Very Mean Killer Kittens (That's what you meant, right?).

 

I wish it was tomorrow already.

[UngluedBike]

Granted. Days now last a single of frame of time, because we are constantly trying to reach tomorrow, it is actually impossible to reach tomorrow, because as soon as we get there, it is no longer tomorrow.

 

I wish Muse's unreleased Christmas 2014 single.

[doodleloot]

Granted. Days now last a single of frame of time, because we are constantly trying to reach tomorrow, it is actually impossible to reach tomorrow, because as soon as we get there, it is no longer tomorrow.

 

I wish Muse's unreleased Christmas 2014 single.

 

Granted. It sucks. A lot. It actually sucks so much that you start hating Muse.

 

I wish for a cybernatically enhanced, talking, bipedal pet raccoon.

[The Undertaken]

Granted, it eats all your socks and insults your mother.

 

I wish that I was less lazy.