The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Naota Takizawa]

Wish denied, you get an imagination instead.

 

I wish I knew how to photoshop.

[SynthMav]

wish denied because you denied petewa's wish and that was mean

i wish for ice cream

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's your least favorite flavor.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[user-402520536]

Granted, but instead you have to plug yourself into a recharge slab for 20 hours a day.

 

I wish for a good life.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but now you're lazy and unable to do anything.

 

I wish for a new bed.

[Naota Takizawa]

It breaks

 

I wish my mom would leave me alone.

[user-402520536]

Granted, but now you won't leave her alone.

 

I wish for people to accept that my headphones are cooler than everyone else's.

[Petewa]

Granted, but then someone with cooler headphones comes along.

Wish denied, you get an imagination instead.

I do have an imagination, there just isn't much I want that I don't already have.

 

Screw it, I wish for the person below me's wish to be granted, without corruption.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, I get to pass my exams now.

 

I wish my holidays would last forever.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the holiday last forever and you're bored because you almost do the same thing everyday.

 

I wish for the 75102 Poe's X-Wing set.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's white and blue instead of black and orange.

 

I wish I had the 2003 Takanuva set.

[SynthMav]

you do but all the pieces are broken 

i wish 2-d was a real person 

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they only exist in two dimensions.

 

I wish I was a power ranger. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you are replaced by other power rangers because you're death in your first mission.

 

I wish for unlimited cash.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are arrested for possible illegal activities related to making money.

 

I wish I had battlefront 2.

[Soran]

Wish granted, your backyard has become a battlefront too.

 

I wish for a life.

[Petewa]

Granted, but with it comes a death.

 

 

I wish I could get teh whole diner sandwich thing from UG out of my mind.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get your dinner out into a sandwich and unless you finish it, you'll be kicked out of school.

 

I wish I had bacon pancakes.

[Underscore]

Granted, but since you combined bacon and pancakes, there are no more of either in the world.

 

I wish school weren't so time consuming.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, school now ends at 12:00pm. Since no one is keeping the students in place, they begin to cause trouble nearby in shopping centers and youth crime is on the rise.

 

I wish life wasn't so hard.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but it also didn't been much easier.

 

I wish for the Creator Ferrari F40 set.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the box is damaged, pieces have fallen out and the instruction booklet is torn apart.

 

I wish I was a Brotherhood of Steel Paladin.

[Petewa]

Granted, you're an entire brotherhood.

 

 

I wish Sunstreaker got more attention.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but he begins streaking and Hasbro removes him from the show.

 

I wish Steven Universe would return. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but it won't end and The show started to been boring and repetitive to old fans.

 

I wish I can attack the Death Star II in the Battle of Endor.

[Petewa]

Granted, but you die.

 

Granted, but he begins streaking and Hasbro removes him from the show.

The majority of Transformers don't wear clothes, and in another Hasbro show, the characters make a joke by saying that it doesn't matter if they're seen changing, because they don't normally wear clothes anyways.

Argument invalidated.

 

I wish for monies.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get counterfeit money.

 

I wish I had friends.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, you get bad friends that love to vandalism.

 

I wish for a massive amount of Lego parts as my Christmas present.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but no technic or CCBS pieces for you.

 

I wish I had multiple General Grievous sets.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the stability of the sets is terrible.

 

I wish for a $100 Toy R Us gift voucher.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's expired.

 

I wish I had apple juice.

[Petewa]

Granted, but not really, because I drink it before it gets to you.

 

 

I wish for ten more wishes.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get ten more wishes, but they won't be granted.

 

I wish I wasn't addicted to video games.

[Soran]

Wish granted, you now hate video games.

 

I wish I was a fire truck.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you are set on fire and driven into a massive sinkhole.

 

I wish I was famous.

[Petewa]

Granted, but I misheard you, and instead you're a fetus.

 

 

 

I wish for a giant ham sandwich.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. It's so giant even bigger than your house, and you can't finish eating it.

 

I wish for a comfortable pillow for me to sleep.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the mattress is broken and uncomfy.

 

I wish I had an Atari 2600.

[Soran]

Granted, you are linked to an Atari 2600 emulator.

 

I wish I could soar in the skies.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Lewa kicks you down to the ground.

 

I wish I had a power morpher.