The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[SirChronicler]

Granted, but it would be too hideous to take in.

 

sorry ghiddy

 

 

 

I wish I had the time to make a comic series.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted. You lack however, the motivation to do so.

 

I wish for a licensed Elder Scrolls\Fallout like game for BIONICLE that takes place in G1, that would spark sudden interest in the franchise among young and old alike, jump starting a whole new golden age for BIONICLE popularity.

 

I'd like to see someone corrupt THAT.

[SirChronicler]

Granted, but you would need a highly advanced computer to play it which doesn't exist.

 

 

I wish this topic died.

[Toa Doublebee]

It does. 

But life still goes on~

I can't get used to livin' without, livin' without, living without you

by my siii~ha~hiiiide

I don't want to live alone, oho~

 

Sometimes I wish I've never been born at all~

*guitar solo*

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but then you never requested this wish, so you're stuck here.

 

 

I wish for a dish in a swish that goes fish fish.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but it never shuts up or stops swishing.

I wish more people stopped by for an Ask Lan.

(I'm hopping on yet another bandwagon.)

[SirChronicler]

Granted, but the bandwagon's wheel pops off leaving you stranded in the wilderness.

 

I wish for a higher post count.

[Lemony Lepid]

You make so many posts, the moderators ban you for multi-posting and constantly reviving topics.

 

I wish Fast Food Training Videos didn't take 8 hours to get through.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted. They are much shorter and provide little to no usefull information.

 

I wish Disney would make an Obi-Wan Kenobi solo film already. With Ewan McGregor aged the way he has, it'l be perfect!

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but it's a box-office bomb and nobody likes it... except you.  You are immediately called a weirdo by all your friends for liking such a terrible piece of cinema.

I wish that my mom had bought me more G1 BIONICLE when it was still being sold in stores.

[SirChronicler]

Granted, but when you turned 13 she declares you are too old for them and donates them to goodwill.

 

I wish for more purple CCBS parts.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, they're all in that new lavender purple that's being used, instead of the violet purple.

 

 

I wish for death.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted.

 

I wish I had a driving license.

[Toa Imrukii]

You say you're doin' your part, but you just killed me, so... Instead you get a License to kill.

 

 

I wish I wasn't dead.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but all your body parts are put together in a horribly mismatched pattern, making you essentially Frankenstein's monster.

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted. She's a loud and expensive handful that doesn't care for your hobbies.

 

I wish I couLD GET THESE BEES OUT OF MY EYES.

[Toa Imrukii]

Granted. Now they're wasps.

 

 

I'm still a ghost. Please help.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but now you're basically a keyboard with a soul.

Speaking of which... I wish I could play another instrument besides the piano.

[SirChronicler]

Granted, you can now play the Kazoo.

 

I wish I could have a wish in reality

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you doomed us all with a universe eating Paradox.

 

 

I wish Paradox's weren't a thing.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but now there's no plot for Doctor Who.  Not that there's one anyway.

I wish that the Wasteland RPG would get its GM back.  I've been wanting to join.

[Toa Doublebee]

While trying to grasp the concept of this wish I experience a literal mind blow. The police, finding this page as the last thing I viewed before I died, track you down and charge you with murder.

 

I wish the upcoming Star Wars film was here allready.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish that I had more Takadox sets.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, all the ball sockets break.

 

 

I wishfor love. But also..

 

Granted, but now there's no plot for Doctor Who.  Not that there's one anyway.

I wish that the Wasteland RPG would get its GM back.  I've been wanting to join.

GM?

[Eiji Hino]

(I don't need the ball sockets; I'm just after that luscious glow-in-the-dark.  So your corruption of my wish had no effect on me.)

(Also, yes.  Wasteland has a GM.)

Granted, but your love comes from Peter Griffin.

I wish that Greg Farshtey had fleshed out the backstories of the Barraki more, and given their species canon names.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, they suck in the end.

 

 

I wish I knew what GM means.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but it turns out that GM stands for Grand Mayonnaise.

I wish... for more wishes.

[SirChronicler]

Your Wishes have a 0.12 second limit to use them.

 

I wish for my dad to give me a small loan of a million dollars.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted. The money corrupts your sole and you devote your life to the misery of others.

 

I wish Toa Imrukii would stop making everything suck (nothing personal) 

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but now he makes everything blow.

I wish I were allowed to watch anime at my house.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted. You become addicted to anime, and grow up to be a socially awkward person.

 

I wish I had a Mjollnir that I can wield.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but even though you're worthy, the hammer still weighs a ton and you can't lift it.

I wish that we got more Rahkshi in more colors than just the traditional six we had back in G1.

[SirChronicler]

Granted, But they had a very low budget for them and they ended up looking like Rahaga.

 

I wish they made Voriki a real set.

Edited September 24, 2016 by SirChronicler

[PutYaGunsOn]

Granted, But they had a very low budget for them and they ended up looking like Rahaga.

 

I wish they made Voriki a real set.

It exists...but LEGO decided never to make a Voriki set, so some backwater Chinese bootleg toy factory did it instead.  The plastic is weaker than the lime pieces from 2007, and it's all lead-painted.

 

I wish Soul Calibur 6 would come out already, and and it's universally praised to be better than all of the other ones.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted. On launch it is a buggy mess, and no one buys it. After two years of very strong community feedback, bugfixing and content patching, it is brought to its position as the ultimate Soul Calibur experience, and is praised by its loving fanbase. All 429 of whats left of them.

The downtime did a number on its community.

 

I wish war would change.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but it becomes a joke instead of the serious thing that it is.

I wish that in G1, we got more sets that weren't clones of each other, like the Barraki.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted. But the Bohrok never happend. And they are soooo cewl. Clone sets done right imo.

 

I wish I had the best video game ability of all. To save, pause and load my progress at will.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but your life is stuck forever on Legendary difficulty, and the number of things that can instantly kill you are frustratingly high.

I wish that the Takadox head piece came in more colors, like red.  Or green; I like green.

[SirChronicler]

Granted, but they were sold only in Iceland for $500 apiece.

 

I wish for a new computer.

Edited September 25, 2016 by SirChronicler

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted. Its a mac.

 

I'm sorry.

 

I wish I had some candy.