The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Petewa]

Granted, but from here on out, you never see paint in your life again.

 

I wish for someone to patch up the hole in my sock.

[Tahu3.0]

Granted but because of the rules of equivalent exchange another sock will have a bigger hole.

 

I wish for a FREE Nintendo Switch.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but the console sucks and you can't get rid of it.

I wish I could play guitar.

[JAG18]

Granted, but then you get your fingers broken and can't play it anymore.

 

I wish I had a great idea for a new game. 

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but while the game is praised for its originality and good storyline, the graphics are so poor that very few people buy it.

I wish I had more G1 and Technic pieces.

[PutYaGunsOn]

You get Chinese knockoffs of G1 and Technic pieces because the genie couldn't tell the difference.

 

I wish Funko would make Funko Pops of every Super Sentai ever.

[JAG18]

Granted, but it ends up being a terrible business move and they quickly go under before the new Funko Pops hit the shelves.

 

I wish I could walk on water. 

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but you're burned at the stake for being a witch.

I wish I could create a competent role-playing game.

[Volatile]

Granted. It is now capable of comprehending that it is a terrible game and ends it's own existence.

 

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but instead of homework, you must spend all 24 hours of the day at school.

I wish I could spend more time reading my Bible.

[Imnotactive]

Granted, but since you read your bible all day every day, you have no time to eat, sleep, etc.


I wish for an infinite amount of every LEGO part of my choice with no exceptions, and no limits to the amount of unique parts i can have an infinite supply of.
Try corrupting that!

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but they're all of a terrible plastic quality.

I wish for a five-star rating.

[Imnotactive]

Granted, but the stars are fatally sharp and fly out of the computer and kill anyone who sees your page.

 

 

i wish for infinite wishes.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but they are all corrupted.

I wish I owned a castle.

[Imnotactive]

Granted, but you never entered the contest that you won the castle in, and it is haunted!

 

luigis castle: dank moon.

[Hidron Nuva]

No wish to grant? What is this madness?

[Eiji Hino]

Your wish for a wish is granted, but it is corrupted, according to the rules of the game.  We're now back on track.

I wish I could play classical piano.

[Imnotactive]

Granite, but your piano and any new piano you try to buy are made out of rough spiky granite.

 

i wish that this wish is not corrupted.

[Wiriamu]

Your wish results in a paradox that rips s hole in the space time continuum.

 

I wish for a Power Rangers movie directed by Michael Bay.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but its plot is as convoluted as Age of Extinction, there are too many explosions, the super-hyped character only gets fifteen minutes of screentime, and the crude jokes are unbearable.

I wish... for memes.

[Petewa]

Granted, the upside is also the downside.

 

 

I wish for a native american actor to play as Tommy Oliver.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but his performance is poor.

I wish to meet Morgan Freeman.

[Petewa]

He attends your funeral.

 

I wish for a bagel.

[Wiriamu]

Granted, but its plot is as convoluted as Age of Extinction, there are too many explosions, the super-hyped character only gets fifteen minutes of screentime, and the crude jokes are unbearable.

I wish... for memes.

Sounds about right-the Power Rangers was pretty much made for him though.

 

You get your bagel: it's 20 feet across, made of steel, and rolling towards you at 30 mph, but maybe you can sue the shop it fell off of-if you survive.

 

I wish to rewrite A New Hope so Tatooine gets blown up, Jabba included.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but the cancerous Original Trilogy elitists maul you for doing so.

I wish that I had enough money to attend a convention.

[PutYaGunsOn]

It's a low-budget convention that only lasts for a day, there are absolutely zero guests who you would be interested in, everyone's cosplays are scotch taped together from random stuff they found at Michael's or JoAnn Fabrics, and to top it all off, your day just gets ruined by your least favorite fandom acting obnoxious and taking up the entire convention floor.  But it's still a convention.

 

I wish for some high quality sushi.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but you have low-quality taste buds.

I wish for a vacation to some scenic European place.

[Wiriamu]

Vesuvius is nice and scenic... and volcanic.

 

I wish for Peter Cullen to reprise his role as King Alfor in the upcoming Voltron movie.

[Imnotactive]

Granted, but he dies halfway through filming.

 

 

i wish whenever i made a inside joke the people who heard it instantly know what i am talking about through a sort of telepathic beam.

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[Wiriamu]

Granted, but he dies halfway through filming.

 

 

i wish whenever i made a inside joke the people who heard it instantly know what i am talking about through a sort of telepathic beam.

If this weren't a game that would be very upsetting.

 

 

Granted, but the beam also allows everyone you talk to knowledge of all your Internet passwords, Bank account numbers, and other vital information.

 

I wish for an original Shannara Trilogy TV series that isn't MTV garbage.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted.  Now it's TNT garbage.

I wish I could stay up later.

[Wiriamu]

Granted, but now you're a vampire, and not the glittering kind.

 

I wish I were Batman.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but Bane breaks your back.

I wish I were a supervillain.

[Petewa]

Granted, but the superheroes don't see it that way, they see you as more of an annoying neighbor kinda dude.

 

 

I wish for movie Tommy to have a ponytail.

[Wiriamu]

He does-he's also the first Power Ranger played by a horse.

 

I wish for Michael Bay to never make another movie

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but now J.J. Abrams does, and they're all as unoriginal as The Force Awakens.

I wish I was allowed to grow my beard out.

[Wiriamu]

Granted, but the rest of your hair falls out.

 

I wish for all lightsabers that have not been released as life-sized toys/props to be produced.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but they're all cheap knockoffs.

I wish for all 14 seasons of Red vs Blue on Blu-Ray.

[PutYaGunsOn]

You get visited by a blue-skinned clone of Rey from Star Wars, who can recite every episode's dialogue and act it out from memory.  But no Blu-Rays of RvB.

 

I wish I was a Power Ranger.

[Eiji Hino]

Granted, but you're the Green Megaforce Ranger that dies before the series events.

(Actually, I'm pretty sure that only happened in Goseiger.)

I wish I could adequately express my feelings.