Chip Wiseman Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 It does, but it decides to crash land on your house I wish pinecones were sentient Quote -L- to the -K- Sometimes, I look at my desk, and think, "What am I doing with my life?" ... Then, I go back to my videogames. I used to be known as 'Gresh's Thornax...Ouchy!!!', before I realised what a silly name it was. Other previous names include Lihkan435 and Chip Biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 GRANTED! But it's flying into a wall. Ouch.I wish I had a pet dragon that was completely tame, could breathe fire, would take me for rides, and wouldn't accidently kill and/or destroy me or anything or anyone else, and wouldn't get hurt or destroyed by anyone or anything else, and was easy to feed, and cleaned up after itself. What I won't do to try to beat the system. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted, but it had a heart-attack, and died. (You said anyone or anything ELSE)I wish I had a pet raccoon which was completely tame, had functioning body systems and was unable to be hurt or to hurt anyone else, and did not feel inclined to do anything evil. (I can ACTUALLY beat the system) Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I want to say you spontaneously combust, but I already did that so ... Your Racoon had a traumatic life as an animal test subject and develops suicidal tendencies that it cannot fulfill, thereby driving it deeper into a depression. I wish this wish was not grated (Don't beat the system, break it) Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted. All the world's cheese graters were destroyed.I wish no-one made Typos. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Wish granted, but you die as a sacrifice to fuel the wish. I wish this wish was not granted. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roablin Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) This dimension splits into two to take care of both possibilities of your wish. In both dimensions, the dimension split prevention society finds you and tortures you for your crime. Oh, I almost forgot to wish. I wish something. Edited October 27, 2011 by Roablin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 you get something, illegal blood diamonds that you get arrested for possessing. I wish my wish was granted. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roablin Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Your wish is granted. But you secretly also wished of something horrible that also came true. I wish something bad happened to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 It is, but not how you wanted it to be. (See, I can play this game too!)I wish this wish was un-corruptable. Completely corruptaproof. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roablin Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I don't corrupt it at all. But deep down you are sad that no one found a way to corrupt it. I wish all the platypi on mars turned into flying blobfish and then attacked bob's head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Granted! Except, there's no Platypi on mars. They only hang out in Australia. So sorry...I wish I had a pet blobfish. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynn58 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 U die. I wish my wish was incorruptible. Oh darn it, there went my wish. I request guns couldn't kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 >You see here a non-lethal gun.>c - a non-lethal gun.>What do you want to use or apply? (AxFzc) c>In what direction? 2>You can still use it as a club! You begin bashing monsters with your non-lethal gun. You kill the ogre.I wish TPBM had got that reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted! But there was a Total Event Collapse, and we forgot to bring him back in Big Bang 2, so he never existed.I wish I was a raccoon, which would not feel pain, could not suffer from mental conditions, could not hurt or destroy itself or anything OR anyone else, could not die, could not be touched by any other being, had fully functioning and impossible to fail bodily systems, could not spontaneously combust and could not be erased from existence. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted. It taps you on the shoulder 24/7 for the rest of your life, driving you insane.I wish I had an unlimted inventory/sylladex/hammerspace which could not backfire on me. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trad Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Your inventory squashes you with the sheer weight of it. I wish I could read my tarot cards better. Quote "Wer Traumt?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted! Someone shoots you.I wish Last of the Time Lords actually read my wish, and turned me into a raccoon with all mentioned specifications. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Granted! You now have a completely invincible raccoon that can't hurt anything. So much for that WMD. It promptly vanishes to another plane of existence in a puff of logic (it still exists though!). You embark upon an epic quest to retrieve it, only to get run over by a passing LEGO truck.I wish the wishes in this thread wouldn't get corrupted, including this one. Edited October 28, 2011 by Aeofel Elhromane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Hapori Tohu denies your wish. I wish that everyone on BZP knew the power of Hapori Tohu. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted! However, everyone except you dies from the sheer awesome of Tohu. You are the only person left on the forums.I wish Tohu would bow to my will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) The great Hapori Tohu will never bow to you! He shall destroy you, for you have betrayed him! I wish I was a raccoon, with all the previously mentioned specifications. Not that I had a raccon. I wish that I was a raccoon. Edited October 28, 2011 by Pirok the Va-Matoran Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted! You and your raccoon live a long and prosperous life and have lots (and I mean LOTS) of little raccoon babbies. Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately?) you and your raccoon lived in Chernobyl in 1986...I wish the raccoon horde would dominate us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted! But it won't happen 'til the 12th of December next year. I wish that Aeofel would stop giving me a raccoon, and would actually turn me into a raccoon, like I requested. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Lautrec Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 NEVAR!I wish my left hand had a mind of its own. And that it didn't try to kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted! It had been watching Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, so it took on Yoda's wisdom: 'Do, or do not. There is no try.', and proceeded to kill you. No trying involved. I wish someone other than Aeofel would join this topic, before I lose that tiny, practically non-existent entity I call my sanity. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Yo I'm here to kill racoons and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum. I wish I had Madu fruit flavored gum. Edited October 28, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but it also happens to explode when touching liquid. (WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH?) I wish I was a raccoon with all my previously listed specifications, including remaining in my current time. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted but you're sent to another universe filled with nothing but shrimp.It is boring to say the least. I wish my head was imploded Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but due to a temporal flux your head exploded instead. I wish people didn't subvert my jokes. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Gaaaah references from one game appearing in the other! You fool do you know what you have done?*BOOOOOM*Your wish has been granted, but the world has just exploded. I wish I knew what to wish for. Edited October 28, 2011 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Granted! But that was your last wish. I wish that the world hadn't exploded, because I've referred to one game in another game more than once. (Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer is the main one) Just look at my sig! That's from Describe The Sig Of The Member Before You! Edited October 28, 2011 by Pirok the Va-Matoran Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Granted, but then you die by sacrificing yourself somehow. (Lolwut) I wish the BZRPG wasn't so friggin slow with people I need replying when I'm awake and then creating 2 more pages while I'm asleep. Edited October 28, 2011 by Jl1223 X Quote GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted. I will not corrupt that, because I've been on the computer the last 4 hours and there have only been a few replies. I wish I had a life, that didn't involve the BioMedia Project or BZPower. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Great Spirit DM Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but it turns out to be really lame. I wish I knew the shadowed one's real name and no one else did. Quote Conflux: BIONICLE Tabletop Combat System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a goose Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted, but it's so long that you forget it. I wish no-one would subvert my jokes, and I wouldn't die or be destroyed as a result of this wish. Quote [BZPRPG PROFILES] Nikarra - Kaelynn - Ronan - Muir - Donal - Aerus - Montague - Kira - Koura - Learu - Alteora - Fuacht - Caana - Nessen - Merrill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 No one subverts you jokes, thereby subverting the subversion of your jokes.Now that's weird. I wish I understood Matoran text. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Allegretto~ Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Granted, but the next time you make a wish you get destroyed. Granted, but you can't understand anything else and no one can understand you. I wish I didn't have to make a wish. Edited October 28, 2011 by --Calamity-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- JL - Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Granted, but if you didn't, you die. I wish my REAL name was JL, not just my initials, and people would call me that. Edited October 28, 2011 by Jl1223 X Quote GT: Jl1223 X <----add me :3 (╯◕_◕)╯ BZPRPG Profiles 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touko Fukawa Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Granted. Your name is JL. You are also a raccoon.I wish I had all the cook-ies.All of them. Quote "Only the insane equate pain with success. Only the savage regard endurance of pain as a measure of worth.Only the foolish consider pain to be just wages for being different".- The Cheshire Cat (American McGee's Alice/Alice:Madness Returns) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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