The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Hexann]

Granted but, I don't even know what that is so I VAPORIZE YOU! :evilgrin:I wish I had a pet SHARK!

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it just swims in circles all day.I wish I got more pms.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but they are all from a mysterious unkown member asking you to join the dark side. You can't block him and for some odd reason, also can't report him. That's odd...I wish I could type at the speed of light

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but your keyboard explodes.I wish I was more popular on bzp.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but then people start to hate you just for being popular.I wish I could read the minds of animals

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it is rather boring.I wish I could time travel.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you can only travel forward, one second at a time.I wish I had infinite knowledge of everything

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you go insane.I wish I could travel foward and back as far as I wanted to.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but your age changes the same way - if you travel forward, you're getting older, if you travel backwards, you're getting younger.I wish I were a T-Rex! =D

[Vandenreich]

Granted, you can now walk forwards and backwards.NINJAD Granted, you die of old age.I wish I never got ninjad

Edited May 7, 2012 by Deltus

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, now you ninja everyone else instead and they get annoyed. Yes, that explains the angry mob in front of your house. ^^I wish I were able to ninja three people at once. ^^

[Vandenreich]

Granted. Im one of the people you ninja. but due to the fact my wish of never being ninjad was granted, the universe explodes.I wish I knew what time it was in Tokyo

Edited May 7, 2012 by Deltus

[Klak]

You do. But you go mad from the revelation!I wish I existed again!

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but then evil transofrming aliens land on earth. no wait, they land on you. Crushed. Sorry.I wish I were a huge evil robot from outer space! =D

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[BZCoolness]

Granted. It's used and doesn't work, and eventually gets sucked into the black hole I created back on page 100. :PI wish that the post I made creating that black hole never existed.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but now the game doesn't make sense.I wish the lego sopwith camel would be available sooner.

[BZCoolness]

Granted, but it was still in development and so it sucks.I wish that I could think of something to wish for.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, you wish for another black hole.I wish for coolness.

[Axilus Prime]

Granted, I'm here.I wish my mom would leave the country. (No, this isn't a rage because of one big thing that annoyed me, I felt this way for years. Long story.)

[Queen of Liars]

She does. However, she takes you with her.I wish for superhuman speed.

[Taka Nuvia]

Grantd, but since you can't slow down anymore, you are doomed to be alone forever. And this world surely get's boring after a while, I mean, you're faster than any of us...I wish I had no more emotions

[Queen of Liars]

Granted. However, you are unable tom emphasise with other people and soon become ostracised from society and are left all alone for the rest of your life.I wish I had photographic memory.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

(Removed.)

Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it is used and smells really bad.I wish I could dicover a new law of the universe.

Edited May 8, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it turns out that all it does is explain why we have two eyes insteadf of three. O.oI wish my hair would reach all the way down to the floor

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but it gets dirty and you have to cut it after 1 day.I wish I had a rocket launcher.(must work properly, cannot kill me)

Edited May 8, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but when you accidentally blow up the White House, it's taken away from you. But hey, it's not like you would need it in prison...I wish I had black fingernails

Edited May 8, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but the color mysteriously makes them extremely brittle. So brittle, just touching them causes them to break.I wish I could destroy something right now.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, you can destroy planet earth. Wanna go ahead and kill everything? =)I wish I could take techno music seriously.

[Queen of Liars]

Granted. You take it seriously. So seriously in fact, that you become obsessed over it spending the whole of your life listening to it in your room and isolating yourself from everything else.I wish bands I like would come to the UK more often.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you move away right before they do.I wish I could destroy something nobody cares about.

[Taka Nuvia]

Grante,d but is not satisfying since nobody cares.I wish I didn't have a bruise on my arm ><

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, but you have bruises everywhere else.I wish for a black hole.

[Jonathan Crane]

Granted, you get sucked in and you're never seen again!I wish that I could see The Avengers today.

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, you see a commercial for it.I wish for awesomeness.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but I take it away from youI wish for a black unicorn

[Protodite Karzahni]

It is the black unicorn of death! And while that may sound awesome, it doesn't spread death. You get to keep it for about five seconds before it coughs and keels over. Good luck digging a big enough hole to bury it.I wish I were one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

[Akamai921]

Granted. Unfortunately, the Apocalypse takes a Darksiders-style twist, and you just so happen to be War. Even more unfortunately, you fail in your task of defeating The Destroyer when you are executed by Archangel Uriel.I wish for Darksiders II to come out sooner (and finished.)

[The Swimming Beard]

Granted, it comes out 3 minutes sooner.I wish for an albino lion.