The Swimming Beard Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, but it is broken.I wish CUUSOO would stop rejecting projects. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted; they now accept every project, and LEGO quickly goes bankrupt.I wish that the whole of the human race would share my stance on a certain subject matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, but it's not the one you're wishing about.I wish for Starcraft 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted. You get the box and nothing else.I wish I had a playable StarCraft II cd. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you scratch it irreparably.I wish I had Minecraft.*note: I use a shared account and some bozo changed the password, so now I need my own... Edited May 10, 2012 by Totally Not P~M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, but it doesn't work.I wish for an albino lion. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 granted, but then some activists spray paint it orange.I wish there were more new and original wishes in here Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, new original wishes get wished but soon get unoriginal because people keep wishing for the same 'original' wishes.I wish I had a nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, but let me tell you that you look rather ridculous now because you've got 2 noses... right there in your face....I wish I had wings. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, but they are 3 inches long.I wish I could think of a good wish. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 grated but i take iti wish i had some goat milk Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 (edited) Granted, but the second you think of it, an enraged gorilla punches you in the throat and breaks your hands, thus disallowing you to communicate your wish.Granted; here is your processed milk made from fresh goats.I wish for a pet enraged gorilla. NOTHING could go wrong with a wish like that. Edited May 10, 2012 by Akamai921 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, but he's so enraged he commits suicide.I wish for an exploding stick of dynamite. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushy the Mushroom Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 (edited) (Removed.) Edited September 21, 2020 by Mushy the Mushroom Quote Member-Made Emote Topic Original Mush art thanks to @Bambi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, it doesnt fit inside your room.I wish for humanity to achieve reasonable intelligence. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athmos Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, but we destroy each other over who is smarter.I wish for relief from this boredom. Quote WIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, you are now reading my entertaining answer.I wish someone would teach me how to use Photoshop CS3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, but they teach you the wrong way.I wish for a Dalek to exterminate me. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 (edited) A Dalek exterminates you, without you knowing that it was a Dalek. Good look finding out what killed you!I wish that the Toa of Smooth Jazz would not die! Edited May 11, 2012 by MakutaKlak Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, but he lives a miserable life instead. Oh wait, that's me...I wish I wasn't on at 2:00 AM. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexann Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted but, you on at 1:00 AM so there is just about NOBODY on BZP.I wish I had a Venus Fly Trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted. Unfortunately, you take TOO good care of it, so it grows to massive proportions. You then accidentally get too close to it, and you proceed to be eaten. Should've wished for a non-carnivorous plant.I wish for some delicious food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted. Arsenic is delicious when mixed with food, isn't it? :PI wish you hadn't been poisoned. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, now he was bruned alive instead.I wish I had horns. on my forehead Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, but Thor mistakes you for Loki and throws you off a skyscraper.I wish I could perceive 4-dimensional Euclidian space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, you can preceive it, but nobody else can, so you're all alone with your new knowledge/abilityI wish I had huuuge feathery wings ^^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~M Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 justwhatineeded.wavGranted, but you can't fly with them; only flap them like a cool dude.I wish someone would corrupt this wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 (edited) Granted, but they don't do it the way you want them to.I wish I was a cool dude. Edited May 11, 2012 by Toa of Smooth Jazz Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 (edited) Granted, you are now a part of BZPower's word filter. Some hate you, others already consider you a part of the site.I wish I could warp time and spaceEdit: fixed a typo Edited May 11, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, you create a black hole, which sucks you up.I wish for sausage. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 (edited) Granted. A sausage appears on your plate and you eat it, however, it was undercooked, so you get sick and die.I wish for an excessively large hammer. Edited May 11, 2012 by Terminus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, but it is so large you can't pick it up, and it just sits there.I wish for Spam. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, and it's delicious - but then He-man comes and steals it from you.I wish for a rainbow explosion! =D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, but it is micropic and you don't notice it.I wish I had the Lego Sopwith Camel. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athmos Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it breaks.I wish to be on TV. Edited May 11, 2012 by thebeggerpie Quote WIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, you are now sitting on top of your TV. Was that what you wanted? =D It's what you get.I wish for a pet Legolas. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, your mug shot is on the news for commiting a crime. But hey, at least you're on TV.I wish i was awesome. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athmos Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 (edited) NINJAED TWICE NOW. Granted, but the rest of the world hates you and eventually kills you.I wish for a tire iron. Edited May 11, 2012 by thebeggerpie Quote WIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Grranted, but it's extremely small. Far too small.I wish I could walk into Mordor! =D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, but you walk out right after you walk in.I wish for the next person to be ninja'd. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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