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The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!


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Granted, you get one. Too bad your game system blew up yesterday.I wish for another cake.

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(quote by Chro)


98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET 


IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE


I MISS MY BUCKET 

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Granted, but I was too lazy to look at what your original wish was, so in my head I constructed an alternate reality in which your wish was for a pet crocodile. Alternate Riisiing Moon, who's actually a 43-year-old ex-convict for crimes he doesn't feel comfortable repeating on a children's forum, replies, 'Granted, but it eats all your pants.'I wish for a guitar signed by Abraham Lincoln.

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Granted. But the only way that was feasible was to resurrect him as a zombie. So yes, he signs your guitar, but also devours you savagely.I wish for a sandwich made of steel to throw at people.

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Granted, but you didn't specify having the ability to keep the car in the air as you lift it, so every time you try, it plummets to the ground a second later.I wish for a race of mecha sharks to cause chaos. (And please be more original than, granted, but you die as well.)

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Granted, you have all the money in the entire world! Taken from every single living being, even from little babies! You cause every country's economy to collapse. Good job.I wish for a kukri.

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Granted. However, all the traditional stores band together and overthrow Amazon (along with the entire world, for that matter) and rule with an iron fist, forcing everyone to buy from them.I wish the Scout (from Team Fortress 2) was delicious.

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Granted, but I am mocked by everyone, as for when I was down there, movie roles became reversed, where Howard the Duck is a masterpiece, and The Dark Knight is panned by all.I wish Marvel would give an explanation as to why Thanos, Star-Lord and the Power of the Nova Corps (as well as a new centurion) have escaped from the Cancerverse.

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Granted. But one of your tricks in said magic show was to hypnotize a volunteer into a bloodthirsty, sadistic maniac. However, you screw up, and hypnotize the entire audience (consisting of every single person in the world), causing them to kill each other.I wish for the earth to split into 7 pieces due to a cataclysmic event.

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What? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................... Ok, but they steal your ability to summon them and use it to go back home? (It's the best I could think of)I wish for a whole set of Chinese, Japanese, and Malaysian martial arts weapons

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Granted. The only stapler in the universe that could achieve that is the Almighty-Uber-Divine-Awesome Stapler from the depths of the volcano Mount Freegaazorklisx on planet Dostrlazek in another galaxy. Luckily, you do get it, but as you are not it's chosen wielder, it will never work for you.I wish for the Dream-Beings from the Dream World to come to Earth and invade.

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