Miku Hatsune Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 (edited) Granted. You are wheat, going through the process of turning into flour. Yeouch.I wish to be the Jester demigod of the world Edited August 5, 2012 by Dimentio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Granted, but you're awful at it.I wish I had a pet Dream Eater (Spirit, not Nightmare.). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 It eats your soul.I wish i was a better Jester Demigod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akuna Toa of Sonics Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Granted, but you go mad with power.I wish my sheep would stop jumping over my fence in Minecraft. Quote Does anyone want to play the Master Chief Collection with me? I'm trying to get a team going for ranked. PM for GT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Granted, but they go around your fence.I wish that psionics would become an allowable element in the BZPRPG (it's my favorite element) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 It isn't allowed? Not the I can't see why, anyway.Wish Granted but you encounter a character whose mind is too vast an nigh incomprehensible that your character immediately goes insane, such a trait is now available to all making psionics quite pointless, if not more harmful.I wish for the one ring to rule them all. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Granted, but you didn't specify rule what, so it rules all of the napkins in the world. For some reason, psionics was replaced by crystal in BZPRPG.I wish for a fencing epee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Granted, but you can only use it for the Olympics.I wish that I would have the Street Fighter 25th Anniversary Collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Granted, but it gets stolen.I wish I was Wheatley. (The thing in my avatar) Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Granted, but since you are GLaDOS's stupid core, you jump into a waterfall and dieI wish for a smallsword and parrying dagger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Granted, but as you're inspecting them, a man falls through your roof, and after that, someone walks in on you with a blade next to a dead guy and you get arrested for murder.I wish for a Dream Eater (from Kingdom Hearts (also Spirit not Nightmare)). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Granted, but it's deaf, so it can't hear.I wish I had the ability to stop thinking selfish thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Granted, but you start thinking selfless thoughts, causing you to jump in front of a train to protect a little girlI wish that someone on BZP would create a post-2010 rpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrobeFlashLite Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Granted, but it gets locked due to some freak breaking the RPG's rules.I wish I had a Super Nintendo. Quote GROUNDER! PLAY MY VICTORY TUNE!3DS Friend Code: 4296-3763-3800 (Matthew) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Granted, but it has no controllers, games, or a power cord.I wish I commanded a Protoss army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetruDriskull Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Granted, but they are all lazy and never do work.I wish for a real life TF2 Sentry. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Wish Granted, but you are Zerg rushed while your units are still in construction.I wish for the statement to be true, even though the previous one is false. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Granted, but the paradox causes a time crashI wish that I had all outposts in Dragons of Atlantis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mask of Ice Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 (edited) They get zerg rushed.I wish I could use my fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, herd them onto a boat and then beat them up. Edited August 6, 2012 by The Mask of Ice Quote My BZPRPG Characters BIONICLE Table-Top Roleplaying Game System Project, Started by The Iron Toa I used to write something about my rank here, but then I took an arrow to the knee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Granted, but you are imprisoned for 10 years with a fee of 900,000 because of animal abuse, and you wasted all that money on buying and punching animals.I wish for Dawnguard was never delayed for PS3 and came out on the scheduled time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Granted. Its unplayable, for it has tons of glitches.I wish i had a diamond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Granted, You now have the Two Of Diamonds. You know the card :PI wish I knew if I was Human or Dancer. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Wish Granted, but your sign is vital and your hands are cold, meaning you probably died.I wish I met the spaceman. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Granted, but it eats you.I wish I could fire bend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrobeFlashLite Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Granted, but it all backfires.I wish I had a better computer! Quote GROUNDER! PLAY MY VICTORY TUNE!3DS Friend Code: 4296-3763-3800 (Matthew) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Which Is Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Granted, but it blows up in your face.I wish for something bad to happen to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mask of Ice Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Something bad happens to you, but later causes a chain of events that culminates in something that more than makes up for the bad event.I wish I could cast magic missile at the darkness. Quote My BZPRPG Characters BIONICLE Table-Top Roleplaying Game System Project, Started by The Iron Toa I used to write something about my rank here, but then I took an arrow to the knee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Granted, but it's daytime, so there isn't really any darkness around.I wish there were more episodes of Doctor Who on Netflix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Granted, but then the show gets cancelled.I wish I had StarCraft II. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Granted, but your computer/console can't handle it. =/I wish I didn't have a hedache Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hordaki Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, but since you misspelled headache, it comes back 5 minutes later.I wish the cake was a lie. Edited August 7, 2012 by IV. Vexen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lord Of Wednesday Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Wish Granted, but the Portal series is now non-existent.I wish for a look into very specific areas of interest in the 10th dimension while being able to comprehend it. Quote Divinator of Dreams.This Is Proud Stigma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Granted, but although you can comprehend it, it strains you greatly... in the end killing you.I wish for a nugget in a biscuit, dipped in mashed potatoes, some safety torches to go along with it and a diamond sword! Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Granted, but the torches light the food on fire and then burn out. In the dark, you drop your diamond sword.I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wishfor a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wishfor a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Emissary Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Granted, but no one understands what you wish is, so you get a rock, instead.I wish I had a hamburger.-Void Quote [ BZPRPG ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Granted. However, it is uncooked, so you take a bite, get sick, and almost die. Then you get a fully cooked, delicious hamburger, and it is so good that you die.I wish for a flying car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Swimming Beard Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Granted. Your car is now flying off a cliff.I wish I had an Aperture Science sentry turret. Quote "I pitea the fool!" (quote by Chro) 98.7% OF BZPOWER MEMBERS HAVEN'T SEEN MY BUCKET IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE 1.3% THAT HAS SEEN MY BUCKET, COPY THIS AND PASTE IT INTO YOUR SIGNATURE I MISS MY BUCKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Granted, but it shoots you.I wish that I could write better in BZPRPG and not break so many rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta DUSt Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Granted, but you end up devoting your entire life to the thing (it's very addictive!).I wish for the San Diego Comic Con Green Lantern minifigure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Granted. It's rare and quite valuable, so thieves come to your house and steal it, then they sell it on eBay for $43.82 plus shipping. You never see it again.I wish for a bucket of cement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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