Constructelf Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Granted but then the twos come along who can wish (get it)I wish that I was a marvel superhero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 (edited) You're Skin, enjoy your superpower of 6 feet of extra-stretchy skin.I wish the Pokémon anime got better Edited November 10, 2012 by Kopakamidak Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dual Cee Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Granted but then the twos come along who can wish (get it)I wish that I was a marvel superheroNo, i don't get itIt gets better but you're not allowed ro watchI wish I was a green slime (let's see if you can outsmart me with this one) Quote I'm back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Granted but then the twos come along who can wish (get it)I wish that I was a marvel superheroNo, i don't get itYou said no one. could corrupt your wish, as such, the two's come along, it's a pun on numbers.Anyway, you're now a green slime, however you being a sentient green slime means scientists experiment on you. It is not pleasant.I wish I could the change the channels on my TV through thought Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maphrox: Toa of Polygons Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 (edited) Granted, but there's nothing on any of the channels.I wish Pokemon existed. Edited November 11, 2012 by Maphrox: Toa of Polygons Quote I make stuff sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 It does exist, so your wish is rendered nil. (You didn't specify if it was the real thing or not)I wish that pokemon were real (see?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 Grated, but now you have a Wabafet that always interrupts you in the worst possible times, and eats all your food.I wish for a sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J46 Nui Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 It is from Arby's.I wish for a spaceship with a hyperdrive. Quote PSN ID: darthlegoGamertag: SPARTAN J46Steam name: jumpy46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 You get the ship with a hyperdrive, but it spontaneously explodes right after you used it to travel to Korriban. Now you're stuck.I wish I had a genie that could grant 1 million wishes without corrupting them. Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Granted, but you accidentally wish him away on your first wishI wish I had wings.It is from Arby's.I like Arby's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PutYaGunsOn Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 You have wings. Fried chicken wings attached to your back, to be exact. I eat them while they're still attached to you, and you can feel all of it. ALL OF IT.I wish for a copy of every single bad movie in existence. Quote ---------------------------------------------------Links to fun stuff--------------------------------------------------- A story I wrote in 2016, My sole BZPRPG character who has existed since 2016, but has done absolutely nothing, A fun little Cantonese earworm ft. Marina Sirtis, Some real nostalgia from 2003 BZPower 僕は青空になる。。。 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 (edited) Granted, but the combined badness in one place, causes the universe to implode.I wish for a funnel cake. Edited November 12, 2012 by Takaru 1111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J46 Nui Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 It is a regular cake baked inside a funnel.I wish that I had a warp drive to replace the hyperdrive on my spaceship. Quote PSN ID: darthlegoGamertag: SPARTAN J46Steam name: jumpy46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Granted; you now have a warp drive. This specialized engine is designed to warp a ship's metal, rendering it unusable.I wish I weren't so scared of doing flips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Granted, but when you decide to try it out, the first thing you do is break your ankle. :/I wish I were a demon so that I could grant my own wishes. =D Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 You find out too late that demons cannot grant wishes.I wish elephants had bendable knees. Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 (edited) Elephant falling accident rates shoot through the roof. You are arrested for it.I wish i had some cream cheese Edited November 13, 2012 by Razorback Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J46 Nui Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 You get one of the weird flavored tubes of cream cheese.I can't tell you how many times I have been disappointed by accidentally grabbing onion flavored cream cheese at the store.I am still stuck on a Sith world with no means of getting home, and I am running out of transportation methods. So I wish that I was home. Quote PSN ID: darthlegoGamertag: SPARTAN J46Steam name: jumpy46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Granted, home is where the heart is, and seeing as your heart is on a Sith world, you are home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Turn's out Aakil is a black hole sue, literally AND figuratively.I wish I had no regrets. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J46 Nui Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 (edited) EDIT: Ninja'd. You regret nothing you did wrong because you are now a psychopath.I wish that I was on another planet with an ecosystem that I can live in. Edited November 13, 2012 by J46 Nui Quote PSN ID: darthlegoGamertag: SPARTAN J46Steam name: jumpy46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 EDIT: Ninja'd. You regret nothing you did wrong because you are now a psychopath.You say that like it's a bad thing ... heh, heh, heh, >:]You are now on another habitable planet. The only living sentient creature. Alone. Forever.I wish J46 regretted everything. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Granted, but that regret only lasts one second. And off we go again~I wish I could grant my own wishes. ^^ Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dual Cee Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Granted but you can only grant your own wishes after they are corrupted by someone. Quote I'm back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 No wish. That's a pity. You should know what happens to those who don't wish for anything if I see them... *drumroll*you are now a cucumber ^_^I wish I could shrink at will. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dual Cee Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Granted but you can't grow so you will stay smallI wish I was no cumcumber anymore Quote I'm back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Granted, you are no longer a cucumber. You're still green, though.I wish I could shrink and grow at will. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dual Cee Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 granted but you shrink and grow at the same time so nothing happensI wish I was no longer green Quote I'm back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 You are now ... Greem, it's like green except slightly different in a way that nobody cares about.People prone to typo's still say you're green tho, ...I wish oh I wish that I was a Ruki fish. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Granted, you are now one Ruki fish among thousands of others in the sea. Nothing really important. Oh, and you should keep an eye out for sharks.I wish I were no longer stuck at this tiny size. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 You are now unstuck from your tiny size and rapidly shifting height with no discernable pattern or control.Of course this gets annoying fast.I wish everything that would eat a ruki fish, specifically invisible noobish ones, would spontaneously die. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Granted, now the sea is a lifeless and lonely place. Very, veeeeery lonely.I wish I were a shapeshifting demon. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 (edited) Welcome to the thieves subsection of the eights circle of karzahni.I wish my life as the sole fish with no concept of regret in an endless ocean, could have an even more awesome life.If that was even possible. Edited November 13, 2012 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Granted, now a magical rollercoaster appears, and you are forced to take a ride. The only problem - it leaves the water several times, not long enough to kill you, but certainly long enough to make you feel blood uncomfortable. Near-death experiences included.But you have to admit that rollercoasters are awesome! ;DI wish I had magic abilities! :3 Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geardirector Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 You're a wizard/witch in the Harry Potterverse, which means your magic powers are significantly less awesome than in other fantasy realms.I wish I were a cucumber Quote BZPRPG Profiles Nuparu-Ferron-Mar-Zelvin-Wiremu-Farzan-Mako-Krex-Tamachan-??? Akiri Nuparu Posts: 1. 2. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 There are so many ways this could be corrupted that I won't even bother.I wish my iPod had power without needing to be charged. Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 It has power, but it quickly overcharges and the battery dies.I wish I could breathe on land. Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Disregarding the overall strangeness of this statement, breathing on land requires you to not be able to breathe in your natural oceanic habitat, and you drown.I wish I could levitate. Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Invisible Handman Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 (edited) You are now Davd Blaine.I wish I knew what to wish for. Edited November 13, 2012 by The Invisible Noob Quote {Brickshelf Page - BZPRPG Profile - HFRPG Profile - Project Protodermis Profile} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chro Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 The sudden mental influx of wish-related information utterly destroys your sanity.I wish I could safely A-FIRE my LAZOR. Quote save not only their lives but their spirits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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