The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Overlord]

You are a poor user of the Force and can barely influence anything with your limited ability.I wish I could remake items into new things.~

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[Vakama-san]

Granted, but you can only make them into beads.I wish the Doctor Who DVD collection I borrowed from the library wasn't missing a disk.

[Overlord]

It has the disc, but it's too scratched to use.I wish I didn't have to use cords to attach other devices to my computer.~

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[Vakama-san]

Granted, now their just bare wires.I wish I Had a Great Hau that I could use even though I'm not a toa.

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but you look really really silly wearing it. In fact, you look so silly that you barely dare to put it on because everyone around you is making fun of you. Except for small children, they're terrified. ^^I wish I could draw a perfect circle freehand.

Edited November 25, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[Geardirector]

Granted, the circle is so perfect, it outshines you in every way and eventually takes over your lifeI wish I had the Omnitrix

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but it's faulty and goes BOOM!I wish for the ability to travel between galaxies.

[Overlord]

You can travel between galaxies - only three of them.I wish I could see outside the universe.~

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[Vakama-san]

Granted, you get teleported to the Æther outside this universe and get ripped apart by it's energies.I wish I had $10000000

Edited November 25, 2012 by Vakama-san

[Overlord]

You put most of the money into a seemingly trustworthy bank that ends up absconding with it.I wish I could play my life in tracks and skip to any point to redo any part I wanted.~

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[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but there's only a limited amounrt of tracks available which means that sooner or later you will have to overwrite previous once, and often you will have to re-do certain tracks first before you can get to others.I wish for supernatural abilities.

[Overlord]

These are not the supernatural abilities you were looking for. You become a ghost.I wish I could split time to use like Zeno's Arrow.~

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[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you can't control the split and it destroys you.I wish for big BOOMs

[Taka Nuvia]

Granted. Now every time you open your mouth, "BOOM" is the only thing to be heard. I guess that makes communication a tiny bit impossible...I wish I could travel to another dimension inhabited by demons and survive it without getting disfigured, hurt or going insane. :3

Edited November 25, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[Overlord]

You instead become unrecognizable.I wish I could travel to other dimensions, period.~

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[Dwanny]

Granted, but it's one way.I wish i would stop forgetting to make a wish.

Edited November 25, 2012 by Dwanny

[Overlord]

You make wishes that are incredibly easily corrupted, with terrible consequences. :PI wish I would remember to do art more often.~

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[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but it never turns out the way you picture it in your mind. Sometimes it's a bit better, but most of the time even you have trouble recognising how far it even is related to what you wanted to draw. Sometimes the colours are just off, sometimes the angle is completely wrong, sometimes there's just something about the proportions that looks wonky. Needless to say, it can be frustrating at times.I wish I could shapeshift into anything, living or dead matiera, and the process should be reversible.

Edited November 25, 2012 by Taka Nuvia

[Overlord]

You don't have large-scale control over the process, and unless you specifically correct/reverse every molecule or molecular arrangement in your body, you retain parts of whatever you last were.I wish I could persuade people to do my bidding automatically.

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[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, but after a while you get so very used to your ability that you start to abuse it. After all, what do you have to lose, if you do make a mistake, all you have to do is ask people for forgiveness and ta-daa, all is well again. More or less.Your moral standards begin to blur and soon you are a very persuasive villain, who gets everyone to do as they're told with only a few words.But as it always happens with villains, a group of heroes decides to defeat you. And they're using earplugs. I wish I were at a carnival. ^^

[Overlord]

It is empty.I wish I was a villain whom no one was aware of.

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[Wordmeister]

Granted, but since nobody knows of you you are never discovered, and you live a lonely life.I wish for whatever.

[Overlord]

It is someone else's whatever, and they come looking for it because they want it back.I wish for an augmented imagination that I can activate at will.~

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[Klak]

You get said imagination, but there's a catch: You can only imagine a bunch of Mr. Blobbies punching things. I wish that didn't sound horrifying!

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but the first word in this sentence is false.I wish for whatever you think I don't need.

[Overlord]

You get whatever everyone thinks you don't need, but actually do. :PI wish people knew what the Ki Nui was.~

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[Klak]

Other people do, but I don't :PI wish I knew what the Ki Nui was!

[Overlord]

You constantly forget it and end up checking on what it is every 5 minutes.I wish I could lower my blood pressure mentally.~

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[Wordmeister]

Granted, but it malfunctions and you lower it ti zero.I wish for Bob to jump from the sky and land on Joe.

[Overlord]

They are both injured and, after healing, come after you for wishing your wish.I wish I could see sound.~

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[thelonewander]

granted, but it drives you crazy, and you end up jumping of a bridge.I wish I could have powers over technology.

[Overlord]

You make the technology sentient, and it gets angry. :PI wish I could fall sideways.~

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[Constructelf]

You do. You fall on a bed of swords.I wish for a collection of functional swords in my home.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you are viciously murdered with them.I wish for a totally awesome wish that can't be corrupted.

[Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo]

Granted, but you can't actually make this wish as you already used your only wish on wishing for the incorruptible wish.I wish I was The One.

Edited November 26, 2012 by The Zytrix

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but I missunderstand your wish and make you The Two.I wish for whatever I want.

[Constructelf]

You didn't specify what you want so you get nothing.I wish that I was a Nautolan.

[Wordmeister]

Granted, but you hats it.I wish you people weren't so literal.

[Overlord]

We become completely metaphorical and grant your wishes in even more bizarre ways.I wish I could build a teleporter device but actually didn't build it.~

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[Taka Nuvia]

Granted, and you never ever tell someone about your special talent. Instead, you spend years of your lifetime on writing down your ideas, drawing sketches and drafts, and fine-tuning it until it's 100% foolproof. You keep it secret until you die, and for years it seems as though the knowledge were lost but then someone finds the drafts and plans, claims them to be their own work, sells them and becomes incredibly rich and famous.I wish I would find a fundamental scientific truth that changes the way we view the world forever.