Wordmeister Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, but you are killed before you can announce your discovery to the public. Your notes lay undisturbed until the apocalypse, when they are destroyed.I wish I could make an amazing scientific advance, live to present it to the world, and live out the rest of my life as a happy millionaire. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixius Uberius Maximus Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, but you are killed before you can announce your discovery to the public. Your notes lay undisturbed until the apocalypse, when they are destroyed.I wish I could make an amazing scientific advance, live to present it to the world, and live out the rest of my life as a happy millionaire.granted, but the discovery backfires, and causes the destruction of a small planet.i wish i could create energy from nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, but you under estimate your power and become a living electricity source. You spend he rest of your short life beings studied by scientists until you die of a literal heartburn.I wish for what I wished for above, only this time it is a GOOD discovery. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, but the rest of your life is only five days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 You didn't make a wish, so you get coal. Lots and lots of coal.I wish I had a pair of awesome sunglasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, but some of my coal falls on them, and they break.I wish I had something to do with all this coal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, but you have to burn it and it destroys you house.I wish for turtles. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 TURTLES. TURTLE EVERYWHERE.there are a lot of gem. So many that you can't donanything without stepping on them.I wish that I had a lightsaber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, but I steal it from you.I wish to be a happy millionaire Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 (edited) Granted, you are a happy millionnaire. Sadly only for 5 minutes because shortly after you reach your goal to become rich and happy a black hole appears in the orbit of earth and destroys it.I wish I had the power to bend space and time. Edited November 27, 2012 by Taka Nuvia Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, but you accidentally kill yourself whenever you attempt it. You suffer for a millennium, then you are revived. This process repeats itself when ever you use you use your power.I wish to be a happy millionaire for the rest of ling life, then die peacefully in my beach house. During my life the world unites, the US gets out of debt, and nothing bad happens to me. After I die, my descendants use my money wisely, and no trouble ever befalls my descendants until the apocolypse, when they all die peacefully and go to heaven and find me again. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted. Unfortunately, that all happens in a parallel universe and not ours.I wish I had a cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixius Uberius Maximus Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 granted, but you blow up an evil A.I. and can never eat the cake. :(i wish i had a portal gun! (i see where this is going!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 You do, but you can only use it for 12 seconds. Good luck getting rid of all these turrets an evil A.I (who is not happy at all about being dead, mind you) put all. over. your room.I wish it didn't cost more than $400,000 to use this gun! Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, It cost exacly $400,000 Which is still too muchI wish I had Heavy's gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, but I steal it from you 'cause it's to awesome for you to use.I wish to be a happy millionaire for the rest of my life in this universe and every other, then die peacefully in my beach house. During my life the world unites, the US gets out of debt, and nothing bad happens to me. After I die, my descendants use my money wisely, and no trouble ever befalls my descendants until the apocolypse, when they all die peacefully and go to heaven and find me again. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted. However, after the apocalypse, one survivor goes back in time and kills you before you can make the wish, thus averting the apocalypse that you accidentally brought about with your wish.I wish I had the power to travel across different universes with no ill effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 You soon get lost in all these universes and never find your way back to your own universe, where you belong.I wish I never procrastinated ever again (and not because I die or have no ideas or plans).=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixius Uberius Maximus Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 granted, and you have a boring, bland life, get a job as a lower-middle bureaucrat, and never achieve anything worthwhile.(wow, i just got REALLY DEEP)i wish i could enter books/movies/games and leave them at will! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Granted, but you get killed when you enter a particularly violent game. I wish to be a happy millionaire for the rest of my life in this universe and every other, then die peacefully in my beach house. During my life the world unites, the US gets out of debt, and nothing bad happens to me. After I die, my descendants use my money wisely, and no trouble ever befalls my descendants until the Apocalypse, when they all die peacefully and go to heaven and find me again. Also, everyone was killed in the Apocalypse and time travel was never invented. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixius Uberius Maximus Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 granted, but you are assassinated in your sleep. you never knew what hit you. the person who hired you is actually you jealous second-oldest son, who wanted to inherrit you fortune. he eventually planted the seeds for world peace, but first he needed the money.i wish for a pet DRAGON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Um, that don't work cause my wish says I live a long happy life with no problems.Granted, but it burns you to death 'cause it wasn't house trained.I wish for freedom. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted. You get freedom, but after many happy years, you get extremely greedy. You believe freedom means you are free to steal from other people. For about a year, you do so, and murder anyone who gets in your way, including your many rivals and partners in crime. Eventually, the police catch you, and you find you were not free to steal and murder. For your heinous crimes, you are immediately sentenced to the death penalty and incinerated.I wish that I had a Phazon Suit from Metroid Prime. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanosuit User Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, you get corrupted by Phazon and soon after that you dieI wish for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 (edited) Granted. Everything ceases to exist, including you, fulfilling the concept of absolute nothing.I wish for the PED suit from Metroid Prime 3: Corruption. Note, this allows you to control Phazon corruption, unless you go overboard like Rundas, Gandrayda, and Ghor. Edited November 28, 2012 by avmatoran Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 (edited) Granted, you're sucked into a vacuum of nothingness and die a lonely, oxygen-deprived death.Ninja'd.Granted, you go overboard :PI wish I had a fully-functioning jetpack that would never malfunction. Edited November 28, 2012 by The Zytrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanosuit User Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 (edited) Someone shoots the jet pack while you take off, causing it to blow up and horribly disfigure you, after that you commit suicide.I wish that that my wish will be corrupted Edited November 28, 2012 by Death From Above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shockwave~ Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 granted. um... how do I corrupt that?I wish for a Jeticon. Quote 3DS Freind Code: 1693-0634-1082 Name: Joey I also have Mario Kart 7, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Pokemon Y and Kid Icarus: Uprising PM me to add me. Steam profile Click here for the BZP Destiny Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 (edited) Granted, it's evil, so it kills you.I wish I was exactly 6'3.5" tall and weighed exactly 150.012 pounds. Edited November 28, 2012 by The Zytrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanosuit User Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 You do, but gravity around you increases and kills youI wish for a M16A4 Rifle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 (edited) Done, do you have a lisense to use that?I wish I get the lead in the next play I try out for Edited November 28, 2012 by Toa Of Virtues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordmeister Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, but it eats up all your free time.I wish force you people to stop corrupting my wishes. Quote Rock Bottom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constructelf Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, but it turns out to be too much workload for you.I wish that I could finish my BZPRPG anatomy report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Of Virtues Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 (edited) Granted, it will only take you a few years to finish.I wish I didn't have to sleep to get all of it's benifits. Edited November 28, 2012 by Toa Of Virtues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanosuit User Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Done, but you are considered at freak of nature and shunned by everyoneI wish for a Ion Cannon from Command and Conquer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, except two wires short circuit and it explodes, paralyzing your entire body, dooming you to either life on IVs, or death by starvation.I wish for the Mark VII from the Avengers movie. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanosuit User Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, But the suit malfuntions and blows up while you are in it.I wish for a Mammoth Tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted, but its gets stepped on and crushed by an actual mammoth.I wish for the mask of light. Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Yankee Kilo Echo Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 (edited) Granted, you now have a plexiglass tank full of mammoths. However, it is much to heavy to move and is sealed shut, so there's not much you can really do with it...Ninja'd.Granted, you aren't chosen to be the Toa of Light, so it's basically just a hunk of metal that's only good for lighting enclosed spaces and scaring of shadow beings. I wish I had a tame pet shark. Edited November 28, 2012 by The Zytrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avmatoran Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Granted. However, the laws of nature state that tame and pet cannot describe a shark, so you get om-nom-nommed.I wish that I had Mazeka's swamp strider. (I'm getting lots of Bionicle ideas.) Quote Γαρ επιστιμη! Для науки! For science! (Literally, it means "For knowledge", but it can be taken as "For science") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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