The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[McNugget]

Granted, they Are So Nimble, they Catch on Water.

 

I wish I knew what "Catch on Water means

[Onaku]

Granted. You gain this knowledge by catching on water yourself.

 

I wish I had a destiny to transform in Energized Protodermis.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted. The fate is in your hands.

 

I wish it would work out well for Onaku.

[Onaku]

Granted, but this causes the universe to collapse.

 

I wish for a baked potato with gravy.

[Toa Doublebee]

You get the potatoes. You get no gravy though.

 

I wish How to Train your Dragon 2 would have been a better movie.

[Onaku]

Granted. It is improved with MORE EXPLOSIONS!

 

I wish l was god of all.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted. no one believes in you.

 

I wish I had a Muslim friend. 

[Onaku]

Granted, but he is killed by crazy prejudiced muslim-haters.

 

I wish I could avenge him.

[McNugget]

Granted, but then you are killed by that crazy prejudiced muslim-hater's Best Friend, crazy prejudiced muslim-hater #2

 

I Wish I had a little red box to put my ENEMYS In!

[Onaku]

Granted, but your enemies are free to murder you in your sleep.

 

I wish for a head cannon.

[Petewa]

Granted. Your entire head is now a cannon, you can no longer eat, drink, breath, see, hear, smell, or taste,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel,

[Onaku]

Granted, but it lacks a hole. Fortunately, I have a solution to that. HEADCANNON, FIRE!!

 

I wish for more POWER

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[Toa Doublebee]

You get too much power. Your mortal body cannot handle it all, and you turn into a frog.

 

I wish I had more gum.

[Onaku]

Granted. You find yourself stuck deep in a pit full of sentient chewed bubble gum. It has wrapped itself around you, and is now going to devour you.

 

I wish I could jump a thousand miles in one bound... oh, wait, I already can. I'm an all powerful frog. So instead, I wish for bread. ALL THE BREAD!!

[Grungemeister]

Granted. It's all either moldy or flatbreads, so not really BREAD.

 

I wish for salad dressing

[Petewa]

Granted. You get to see the salad preparing for its big scene,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a  bagel  Muffin.

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted. You receive Muffingutt, the evil Muffin warlord from Jupiter. He has plan to kill you and your entire family. Fortunately for you he is but a sentient muffin, and can't really move. Perfectly safe to eat.

 

I wish I had a hat.

[Onaku]

Granted, but it's Muffingutt's hat. Although he is but a sentient muffin, and can't really move, he is perfectly capable of ordering his forces to assault you for having his hat. Which they do. You die. And then Muffingutt is eaten by Petewa.

 

I wish I had the funds and rights to make a movie out of this story.

[Toa Doublebee]

I grant you the rights. The money however...

 

I wish for some steak.

[Onaku]

You get the steak. The fork, knife and dish however...

 

I wish for a bottle of protodermis. The regular kind.

[Petewa]

Granted. There's no real point in it anyways,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a breakfast pastry,

[Mushy the Mushroom]

GRANTED, BUT IT'S FILLED WITH RUBBISH AND WORMS 

 

I WISH FOR A PINK FLUFFY LLAMA WITH WINGS 

[Nescent]

Granted, but it can't fly and that makes it sad.

 

I wish I was a Sim.

[McNugget]

Granted, I control you, you sit in a Chair, thinking about your life for your entire life, Then Death comes and SLAYS YOU WHILST YOU SLEEP!

 

I wish It was sunday.

[Petewa]

Granted. I have to sit in church for three hours, shame on you,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel,

[Onaku]

The bagel turns out to have been a devoted follower of Muffingut, and as such has a great big vendetta towards you for eating his master. He proceeds to taking over the world, then turning all the world's breads and pastries against you. 

 

I wish I could make a sequel to the first movie with this story line.

[Petewa]

Granted. It's a marvelous film yet you forget to advertise, so it doesn't sell, until the first person watches it, and recommends it to everyone else, then your next film is the most anticipated media of the millennia, sadly, it will also be compared to this film, which set the bar so high you can't possibly reach it again,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a canon Petewa,

[Toa Doublebee]

Granted. G2 gets canceled immediately.

 

I wish there was a cannon connection between G1 and G2 that the fans are largely down with. 

[Onaku]

Granted, but this connection makes it hard to write anything more to the G2 story. As such, it is cancelled, and Hero Factory G2 is launched with a more sophisticated story, as well as a new building system in its second wave, with the new story allowing it to last for 14 years.

 

I wish for a great big book 'o -mancy.

[McNugget]

Granted, you Raise the Dead. the dead make you dead.

 

I wish Petewa had to sit in Church 3 more hours

[Onaku]

Granted. By coincidence,  a truck full of money crashes into the church, killing the few people that were there, all except for Petewa. Petewa takes the money and becomes rich as all heck. He then uses this new-found wealth to have you killed.

 

I wish for a meteorite to crash into the pacific ocean.

[McNugget]

Granted, your on a boat Exactly where the Meteor Hits.

 

I wish to Torture Petewa because of his repetitive Bagel Wish.

[Onaku]

Granted, but after only a day of torturing him, the tables are turned as you are yourself put in the position of victim, and Petewa... the torturer. Have fun, because this is going to last a year.

 

Or was that a hundred years?

 

 

I wish for The Great Bagel.

[McNugget]

Granted, the Great Bagel Destroys you.

I wish I had a Kanohi Miru(Great)

[Onaku]

Granted. It's bloody massive, and thus crushes you into the ground.

 

I wish for every Kanohi in the world, but that they don't just crush me (because you have to be more creative than that *hypocritical laughter*)

[evil_jaga_genius]

Granted.  However, when you put on the Mask of Hunger, it makes you eat all of Petewa's bagels.  Petewa is now sad, angry, and quite traumatized by the whole thing.

 

I wish for mint.

[Onaku]

Granted. A mint plant grows in your intestines until your whole body has been taken over by it. A gruesome sight, but at least the mint plant is healthy. And its leaves are exquisite.

 

I wish to have spiral powers.

[ToaKapura1234]

Granted, but you can only make a tank spiral out of control as you wonder why are there only four pedals when there are six directions?

 

I wish I was in England.

[IcarusBen]

Granted. Your dead body is buried in England. You're now literally inside England.

 

I wish for a completely untampered and delicious cheeseburger made to order.

[ToaKapura1234]

Granted but you die of a heart attack from eating it.

 

I wish this is just like when Vakama betrayed Roodaka in Web of Shadows.

 

Hah, corrupt wishing to be betrayed!