King Joe Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Granted. But it's made so that every time you swing it, you cut your own head off.I wish that Mega man Legends 3 wasn't canceled. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa 95 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Granted. However, when it is released, gamers call it the worst game of all time.I wish I had a chocolate fountain. Quote Toa 95 Comics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Granted. You drown in it. I wish that I owned a chain of extremely successful pizzerias. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarohum Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) GRAH! I answered the chocolate one. :/Granted, but one of your employees chops off a finger, and it gets mixed in with the pepperoni and sauce, and you get sued by dozens of people.I wish Star Wars Republic Commando 2 would come out. Edited December 12, 2011 by Zarohum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nytrone Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) Granted. Republic Commando 2 is made by a game company who put zero effort into the game, thereby causing it to be terrible.I wish I could shapeshift. Edited December 12, 2011 by Nytrone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Granted. But you get stuck in the form of a hamster, with no way to change back.I wish that I could have pizza for supper tonight. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nytrone Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Granted. The pizza is a plastic toy.I wish that I had a Kanohi Hau. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Granted. You get a powerless Kanohi Hau that is also broken & infected.I wish I could not grant wishes, even if they were corrupted. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted, but you just lost your chances of getting your good wishes granted.I wish I could get this wish granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted, the world explodes due to the strange nature of the wish.I wish the newest Kingdom Hearts game had Ponyville (The town from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) as one of its worlds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Vonn Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 granted, but everybody made fun of you.for playing kingdom hearts.i wish there was something good on tv. Quote 3DS: 3711-9364-3152 PSN: AidecVoros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (P.S.- The game is called Monkey's Paw.)Granted; a static picture of a very good person eating very good food is now on your tv screen at all times.I wish the tips I got at my job were doubled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUFan! Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted, your boss took 75% of the tips.I wish I was a pie!Lets Go Mountaineers! Quote lol i not know how to astronaut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BZCoolness Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted. You remain a pie for two-fifths of a picosecond, changing back pretty quickly.I wish I had an iPod that worked. Quote *Insert some sort of banner or photograph here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voxumo Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 granted your ipod works but the only song on there is the barney theme songI wish that aliens with lasers on their head would invade washington dc Quote Banner made by Onaku BZPRPG CHARACTERS Syvra-Tivanu If you interact with one of my characters and I don't respond or acknowledge the interaction within a day, send me a PM. Odds are I missed or did not see the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrozenFlash Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) Granted, but you moved there and got caught in the crossfire.I wish I could have the power to control heat properly. Edited December 13, 2011 by FrozenFlash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted; you can now control heat with several commands, including "sit," "stay," and "play dead."I wish for a full-size Gundam (and the ability to pilot it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted. Batteries are not included (and these things take up a lot of AA batteries, let me tell you. XD). You eventually go bankrupt trying to power your machine.I wish I had a flying carpet. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zahaki Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted, But it got cought on a roof top and was ripped apart.I wish for Christmas already. Is that to much to ask for? Quote Art:Antique Bionicle Cards:Comics:The Guardians of Gevra-Nui:The Legends of Taladi-Nui:Terrible Comics:Signature Under-construction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fractual Forever Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted, but Santa didn't get the memo and didn't send anything to the children of the world.I wish wild animals all became tame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) Granted; now no animals are able to care for themselves. The world's population of everything that isn't raised on a farm or in captivity slowly begins to go extinct. You are a terrible person.I wish Bronies would finally lose interest in My Little Pony. Edited December 13, 2011 by Akamai921 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Instead, you become more open-minded and less disapproving of another's opinions.I wish people were more open minded. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Blank- Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted, but then you realize people will still bash what they hate. I wish for the Exo Toa armor. I wish Bronies would finally lose interest in My Little Pony.E-HIGH FIVE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (@Impulse- You have to grant the wish then twist it, not instead it.)Granted; it's missing half it's pieces, though.I wish for a Barrett 50 Cal rifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 You accidentally shoot yourself in the foot, then break the gun in anger and pain.I wish that I had pizza for supper.OWAIT! I do! Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted. You are bombarded with thousands of pizzas. Your home is known as the great Mt. Pizazz. Unfortunately the pizzas are not consumed before they go bad. Your entire neighborhood needs to relocate for sanitation reasons. Your new home has a horrible view and you are known as that one kid who moved an entire neighborhood to a place with a horrible view and so you are disliked far and wide. I wish I could go back to sleep. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted. You take a long nap, so long that due to inactivity you get kicked out of BZPower.I wish I wouldn't make a fool of myself.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted. But you never wake up.I wish that I could watch more Doctor Who. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) Granted; Sleep will take you back and accepts your apology, but your relationship can never be the same. Some wounds cannot be mended, and in time, you find she has lost all faith in you, creating a wholly depressing relationship. Oh, and for reasons unknown, you find you cannot sleep at night.I wish for pumpkin pancakes with chocolate chips.EDIT: WOAH, double-ninja'd.@King Joe- Granted; it's now the only thing you see in life at all times. Even worse, it's the same ten second clip stuck on repeat. Edited December 13, 2011 by Akamai921 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted. The pancakes are pirates, however, and begin a riot against all you ninjas. ;DI wish I knew which wish corruption to go on for my previous wish. XD Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space: Ocean of Awe Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted. But the granter doesn't know what you just said, so your wish doesn't get corrupted.I wish my wish would not get corrupted.=) Quote "Baby, in the final analyses, love is power. That's where the power's at." TumblrTwitterWattpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) Granted. The machine who grants all of these wishes notices the paradox and says "Does not compute... Does not compute! D=" and explodes. Nobody's wish is ever granted or corrupted again and this game comes to a close. You are entirely to blame and wind up exiled on a distant chunk of cheese in space.I wish you understood my previous wish. XD Edited December 13, 2011 by Tekulo: Toa of Wind Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted. But now he cannot type or speak. So he cannot corrupt it like you would like.I wish that I was a time traveling ninja. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted. The space-traversing pirates win the war.I wish I had a Pinkie Pie sense. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nytrone Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 (edited) Granted. You sense when one is destroyed.I wish I had an alien friend. Edited December 13, 2011 by Nytrone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted; it's a shame he's in prison for illegally crossing the border, though.I wish my eyes were made of clockwork (and I was still able to see with them.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nytrone Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted. They are constantly broken.I wish I could create real pizza out of thin air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trijhak Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted. You can make thin air out of real pizza.I wish people were willing to accept that some people were who they were. Quote On Bota Magna, everything is about to fall apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Joe Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted. They aren't willing to accept you though, so you get thrown out the window.I wish that I could have a jelly doughnut. Quote My Old comics, Of Hedgehogs and Lego Bricks - My Epic, Hero Factory: The Biosteel ChroniclesTrifecta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nytrone Posted December 13, 2011 Share Posted December 13, 2011 Granted. The jelly donut is being shipped to you now. From Siberia. Cost: $5 plus $90 shipping & handling. Pay immediately.I wish I could live in the Bionicle universe as a Skakdi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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