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Granted, you get one date to eat.

 

I wish I was a Timeranger. 

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Grant it, you get the Vahi.

 

 

I wish I didn't have Bell's Palsy, an Ear Infection, and possible Brain Damage.


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granted,but you lose all your passwords,and all wifi you find are password protected.

 

i wish for waterworks instead of fireworks in the world.


check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks!  I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read.

 

just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'?

 

see these guys?

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alrighty bros, listen up.

my lightning dragon is lonely.

click dis bebe dergen pls.

i know its dumb.

jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?

',:]

 

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Granted, they're just damp fireworks. Good luck celebrating New Year's Day or the 4th of July.

 

I wish I could celebrate Christmas every day.


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granted.everyone tires of it very fast and it just becomes a boring part of life.

 

i wish for consequence free money whenever i ask for it.


check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks!  I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read.

 

just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'?

 

see these guys?

0VlbJ.gif  AjzI5.gif msLAB.gif cr1zz.gif

alrighty bros, listen up.

my lightning dragon is lonely.

click dis bebe dergen pls.

i know its dumb.

jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?

',:]

 

my Skrall--er, scroll.

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Granted, you get lots of free money, but you are not allowed to remain anonymous anymore & after a criminal gets your address, he holds your family for ransom.

 

I wish to win the lottery anonymously.


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Granted, it has to be held open by an oversized wrench.

 

I wish I had my glasses back.


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granted.you drop them immediately and they shatter.

 

i wish i had a prescription monocle.


check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks!  I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read.

 

just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'?

 

see these guys?

0VlbJ.gif  AjzI5.gif msLAB.gif cr1zz.gif

alrighty bros, listen up.

my lightning dragon is lonely.

click dis bebe dergen pls.

i know its dumb.

jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?

',:]

 

my Skrall--er, scroll.

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Granted, it works on one eye, but your other one doesn't work anymore.

 

I wish I didn't have to wear a retainer.


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granted.you wear braces instead.

 

i wish i had a functioning skeleton key.


check out my totally ORIGINAL youtube channel, Below Average Geeks!  I'm trying something different.its very small, so comments will be noticed and read.

 

just a poll.on a scale of one to ten, how likely are you to read a webcomic based on just this title: 'Neon Laser Dragons.'?

 

see these guys?

0VlbJ.gif  AjzI5.gif msLAB.gif cr1zz.gif

alrighty bros, listen up.

my lightning dragon is lonely.

click dis bebe dergen pls.

i know its dumb.

jus do it pls.for me, a'ight?

',:]

 

my Skrall--er, scroll.

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Granted. It works but you never know what's on the other side of doors you unlock with it.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Granted, wish for world anarchy.

 

I wish I knew how to get a job.

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Granted. You are now a burger flipper at Mickey D's. (McDonald's.)

 

I wish that I lived in an anime.


 

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A big thank you to Toucan Sam for the Okotian name.


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:vahi: [ON HIATUS]  :vahi: 


 


 

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Granted, you live in an anime about Japan falling apart due to extremists trying to reinforce outdated & offensive rules.

 

I wish I had all the toa Mata sets. 


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Granted, but the sets are actually dangerous experimental bootlegs from Norway and they spontaneously combust twelve seconds after you put them together.

 

I wish that the corruption I just wrote actually made sense.

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Granted, now you are wanted by everyone to do their homework for them.

 

I wish I could have a drinking glass full of honey-sweetened milk. Mmmm.


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Granted, but the glass is in a beehive full of angry bees.

 

I wish I could have a lovely plate of cookies.


If you wait until the last minute, then it only takes one minute. 

 

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Granted, but your cookies are made from oatmeal & raisins.

 

I wish I had a better laptop.


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Grant it, you get a Macbook, which will die in like 4 years anyway.

 

 

I wish for a girlfriend who WON'T break my heart.

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Granted, she doesn't just break your heart, she crushes it beneath her heel.

 

I wish I didn't need to sleep. 

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Grant it, you're always drowsy.

 

Granted, she doesn't just break your heart, she crushes it beneath your heel.

 

So wait, your telling me that she forces me to crush my own heart, beneath my own heel? WHY?!

 

 

I wish the above made sence.


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, I made a mistake.

 

I wish I didn't make that mistake. 


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Grant it, it already happened.

 

 

I wish I knew what word there is censored.


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Granted, it refers to poop & it is such a weak swear compared to the other stuff.

 

I wish I could wield Cloud's Buster Blade.

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Grant it, it's made of Osmium.

 

 

I wish I could hang with my idles IRL. (Tahu and Toriel.... Though I'm sure it was obvious.)


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Idols* 

 

Granted, but they're jerks to you.

 

I wish I could rewrite the script to Batman vs Superman.


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Grant it, you get shot.

 

 

I wish TTV wasn't bad to me.


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Granted, BZPower is hostile to you instead.

 

I wish I didn't accidentally summon the anti-christ.


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Granted, you have to fight crime now.

 

I wish I didn't have so much work to do.


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Granted, you now go insane with boredom from all your free time.

 

I wish I had a geraffe. 

 

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Granted, you get a giraffe instead of a geraffe.

 

I wish I could hang out with Britney Spears.


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Grant it, she's just a spear.

 

 

I with I could have a nice get together with Toriel, and discuss life and such.


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Granted, but you aren't allowed to leave the house after you are mugged.

 

I wish I had a working garage door.


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 Granted, you find a website that has it but by activating the video you get a virus.

 

I wish for more star wars figures, and ones of good, small quality, not stupid or overly expensive ones.


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Granted, but good & small quality do not go together & you get one good figure... Along with a bunch of low quality knock offs.

 

I wish I could tell if a girl liked me.


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