The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Tahtorak ate my house!]

You receive 1 million dollars in the form of money (see this if you don't know what is money: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_money)

 

I wish to become a polymath.

[Naota Takizawa]

Wish granted. 

 

I wish I could bake a vomit cake. 

[Soran]

Wish granted. It tastes like vomit.

 

I wish that someone would wish me Happy Birthday.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Happy Birthday Soran.

I wish I could eat hair without vomiting. 

[The Invisible Handman]

Wish granted, turns out you already had that ability.

 

I wish topic-goers would talk about bodily fluids that are not vomit.

[Vrokorta]

Granted, now they talk about every other bodily fluid other than vomit.

 

I wish to own every Mario and Luigi series game.

[Soran]

Wish granted, you also have to pay rent to the extra storage facility as well to fit it all in.

 

I wish I owned every BIONICLE set. 

 

~Soran

[Toa Doublebee]

Wish granted.

They are all horribly worn with bent and cracked pieces everywhere. Many joints are loose, unable to hold a pose. some pieces are even faultily molded.

 

The idea for this unfathomable catastrophe was inspired by my current sorry state of sets. Indeed the Toa Ignika I flew all the way to London to get has a faultily molded mask. The axle receiver is askew, and the mask won't sit right on the face   

...share my pain...    

 

I wish it was easier to put liquid into hip flasks.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you get arrested for carrying a hip flask.

 

I wish I could juggle. 

[Soran]

Wish granted, you can now juggle physical things. You can't juggle the problems in your life though.

 

I wish I was successful in life.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you are successful in life until DJ Khaled takes away what made you successful.

 

I wish I was suffering from success.

[Soran]

Wish granted, you're now Robin Williams.

 

I wish I was successful at suffering.

 

~Soran

[Vrokorta]

Wish granted.

 

I wish for shape shifting powers that let me change into any animal or combination of animals, I still retained my human intelligence, and I could control my powers fluently.

[Soran]

Wish granted, you're now a furry.

 

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

 

~Soran

[Volatile]

Granted. But it seems you forgot that you were in antarctica

 

I wish that I could wish the wish that I wish to wish

[Soran]

Wish granted, which granted, will grant your grand wish.

 

I wish I had a baby elephant.

 

~Soran

[Volatile]

Granted. It grows and squashes you

 

I wish I knew how to fly an aircraft

[Soran]

Granted, you can fly one, just not well.

 

I wish I had more time.

 

~Soran

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, time no longer exists and you are the only one who can do a thing. And because of this, you die from extreme grief.

 

 

I wish for cake.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you know what kind of cake you're going to get. It makes you... Puke.

 

I wish I didn't have seven tests today.

[Soran]

Wish granted, you now have 8.

 

I wish I had a super power.

 

~Soran

[Volatile]

Granted. You now have the super power of indestructible toe nails.

 

I wish that I knew history well

[Soran]

Wish granted, everyone now only asks you about history questions.

 

I wish I had the cooking skills of a 5-star chef.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you have the skills of a 5 bronze star chef. Sorry, but your cooking is mediocre.

 

I wish I owned a mace. 

[Soran]

Wish granted, you got maced.

 

I wish I owned the world.

 

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Granted, you have the skills of a 5 bronze star chef. Sorry, but your cooking is mediocre.

 

At least it got better.

 

~Soran

[Volatile]

Granted. The responsibilities are too great to bear and you commit suicide.

 

I wish that I could fix the corruption of every government ever.

[Soran]

Wish granted, All corruption has ended due to Nuclear war.

 

I wish my windows were shiny.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but I smash your windows after cleaning them.

 

I wish I had a trampoline.

[Soran]

Wish granted, suddenly a hurricane comes by and trashes it.

 

I wish I had a red panda.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, it's red from its blood because you killed it.

 

I wish I owned a crossbow. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but there's nothing that you can do with it.

 

I wish for Super Saiyan!

[Soran]

Wish granted, just saiyan.

 

I wish I could ride a tiger.

 

~Soran

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the tiger eat you afterwards.

 

I wish that Naruto won't have that much filler episodes.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but every other anime has more filler while Naruto's filler is gone.

 

I wish Drake of the 99 Dragons wasn't such a glitchy mess. 

[Soran]

Wish granted, you're now stuck with Josh.

 

I wish I was in perfect health.

 

~Soran

[Volatile]

Granted. You are in perfect health in the afterlife.

 

I wish that my abilities lasted longer

[Vrokorta]

Granted, they last one millisecond longer.

 

I wish minecraft was in the same style as trove. http://www.trionworlds.com/trove/

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Minecraft now looks like a rip off of Trove.

 

I wish I had a bank account.

[Soran]

Wish granted, you have a bank account (it's all downhill from here).

 

I wish I had better memory.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you can remember a lot of stuff in better detail, especially the gross parts.

 

I wish serial killers didn't exist.