Volatile Posted August 15, 2016 Share Posted August 15, 2016 Granted. They release it for free. Which takes all value away from it. It's practically worthless now. I wish that The P-47 Thunderbolt had a climb rate faster than 9 meters per second. Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Wish granted, the P-47 Thunderbolt is now equipped with arms so that it can rock climb. I wish for perfect teeth. ~Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Granted, but your mouth can no longer open. I wish for a fish in a dish that goes swish swish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 "The wish, it was granted but the dish is slanted," the fish solemnly said as it panted. I wish to be better at rhyming. ~Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Granted, but now you don't know how to speak or type. I wish Soran would be recognized as a different individual from Takanuva. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Granted, he's now recognized as "The person who isn't Takanuva," I wish for the power to move mountains. ~Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahkshi Guurahk Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Granted, he's now recognized as "The person who isn't Takanuva," I wish for the power to move mountains. ~SoranGranted.You now live in a flat, mountainless place. I wish for 3 more wishes! =P Quote -Rahkshi GuurahkGENERATION 3: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.If I actually tried putting all the stuff I like on here, the sig would burst. (This banner is created by http://www.bzpower.com/board/user/59020-onaku/ ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Granted, you're given a genie lamp whose guaranteed to corrupt your wishes. I wish for all the moneys. ~Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahtorak ate my house! Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 (edited) [removed](In case you don't know what paper money is: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Money) I wish to discover my hidden talents. Edited September 4, 2016 by Makaru bypassing the word filter. Quote Your left brain contains nothing right, while your right brain contains nothing left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Wish granted, you find out what you're secretly talented in. It did not yield pleasant results. I wish I had my youth back. ~Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Granted, it's in a bottle, if released, it will not, however return to you, you have it, though. I wish to be a genie for a day. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Wish granted, no one ever finds you during that day. I wish I could talk faster. ~Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Granted, but nobody understands what you're trying to say, it's so fast. I wish for a sandwich. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Wish granted, you're given a sand witch. I wish for a monkey. ~Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Granted, you now have a Monk key. I wish for a Kiwi. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Granted, you're given a New Zealand immigrant. I wish for World Domination. ~Soran 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahkshi Guurahk Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Granted, you're given a New Zealand immigrant. I wish for World Domination. ~SoranGranted. It's a small insignificant world with nothing of value.I wish for us to do well tonight in band. :3 Quote -Rahkshi GuurahkGENERATION 3: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.If I actually tried putting all the stuff I like on here, the sig would burst. (This banner is created by http://www.bzpower.com/board/user/59020-onaku/ ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legodudelol Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 It happens, but you are trapped in it forever and die permanently, never to re-spawn.I wish I was killed painlessly and swiftly.sorry, wrong commentyou are killed in a military cue. Quote My Epic: Ahkmou's Return and My story collection: Takanuva's Travels are my stories so far, look 'em up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Um... I'm just going to assume your question didn't just get retconned. Granted, but it occurs in an alternate universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkle Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 (edited) Hah, you didn't wish so I get two. I wish for an uncorrputable wish. I wish for this wish to be corrupted. Edited September 4, 2016 by Nightbeat Quote I been away a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Wish granted. I wish for better wit. ~Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Granted. By reaching enligtenment you realise that this world is not worth living in and you kill yourself. I wish I had a wish to wish. Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Wish granted. I wish that mommy and daddy would stop fighting. ~Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legodudelol Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted, but they start yelling at you instead. I wish for world peace Quote My Epic: Ahkmou's Return and My story collection: Takanuva's Travels are my stories so far, look 'em up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted, all humans are extinct. I wish for a car. ~Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted, but it's a rather wonky car, and it disappears after your third wish, which you seem to have already made. I wish for a paradox. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted. But you get Schrödinger's cat instead I wish kanohi masks were real Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Granted, but they're all bootlegs Which bags the question: If they're all bootlegs, what are they bootlegging off of? :/ I wish for a proper-looking Akaku. The IRL one I have now is all smugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Granted, but it's too low resolution for your face. I wish for a sandwich with a lightsaber. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Wish granted, you're given a light sandwich and a sharp taste. I wish for World Domination. ~Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Granted, but you're not the one to dominate the world, I am. I wish for a better wish. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Granted, but the wish is mine, and it pretty much ruins your existence. I wish for a electrical Akaku that can murder kittens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 (edited) Granted. Cats go extinct. Neato.Popularity of dogs sky rocket by 2003% in the first 3 months, leading to a massive global increase in canine population. Double neato.Dogs begin to show signs of rapid evolution. Primarily in the mandibles, front legs and brain. They develop thumbs and the ability to speak. Triple neato.By the year 2070 new laws are passed to grant dogs rights more akin to human rights. Unsatisfied, the dogs revolt, leading to the first ever inter-species global war begins.In the 2104, desperate to put an end to all the bloodshed and destruction, the dogs develop time travel, and send an agent back in time to relay a crucial message to the past, to a specific dog. Mine. My dog was told to eat my homework, forcing me to redo them, and preventing me from ever granting Ghidora131's wish on a fansite to a dead LEGO line.Well, unbeknownst to the Dogs of the future, I am 20, Graduated, and with too much free time.And so, this cruel cycle of wish, advancmant, war will continue on forever. Because war, war never changes. I wish I could find a job. Edited September 8, 2016 by Toa Doublebee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soran Posted September 8, 2016 Share Posted September 8, 2016 Wish granted, you find a job but they don't pay you for your work. I wish for a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time. ~Soran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Well that's illegal. Not paying for my work I mean. Wish granted. You are suddenly overwhelmed by a swarm of giant cockroaches. You fail to fend them off. I wish my for some tacos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Granted you get some your tacos. Which basically means means that you are eating tacos made out of you! I wish I had a tank. Quote Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted September 9, 2016 Share Posted September 9, 2016 Granted. Its the shrunken tank from the Ant-Man film. Only this time, it abides by its own universe's rules, and is actually as heavy as a tank while the size of a keychain ornament. Good luck contacting Doctor Pym to shrink it down. I wish for a glass of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katanga Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Granted. Enjoy your lukewarm salt water, kind sir. I wish I had a Kanohi. Quote My Bionicle Tumblr. New photos are uploaded daily! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toa Doublebee Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 "O'ee" means cucumber in Korean.You get canned cucumbers. I wish I could stop drinking iced tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghidora131 Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Granted, but now you can't drink anything. I wish my face was universally accepted as the meaning of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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