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You end all the stress in this life...then you get reincarnated with all memories of this life, and this next life is full of stress. You spend your days longing for your previous stress-free life.

 

I wish I had a perfect memory of every non-nightmare dream I've ever had in my life.

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Granted, but it turns out your non-nightmare dreams are so incredibly bizarre, you wish you didn't remember them.

I wish for a shotgun.

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Congrats, you now own the front passenger seat of a car. Just the front passenger seat. Not even the rest of the car. Just the seat. But hey, every time you ride this car that somebody else owns and has complete control over, you always got shotgun.

 

I wish for both He-Man's Power Sword and Lion-O's Sword of Omens.

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Granted, but the butter was from poor animal stock (rat-teat-butter?).

 

i wish my family would get around to cutting my hair, it's a mess and has been for two weeks now...

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Granted, but their Roast Me memes.

 

I wish for a Apple Store to open close where I live.


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Granted, but it only lasts for one day and because of it WW3 starts.

 

I wish for a SANDWICH!

 

(I bet someone knows this)


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Granted, but your ability is to move along, move along, just to make it through, instead of just moving on.

I wish I had friends in real life.

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Granted, but now you have no friends online (wait a minute...I think that's a good trade-off).

 

I wish people didn't club baby seals to death for their fur. 


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Granted. A giant drops his sword on your house. With you inside. How unfortunate.

 

I wish for Galidor to make a comeback.


My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds)
Current collection:
2001: 
Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa
2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva
2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk
2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua

2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik
2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk

2007Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox
2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9
2009Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9
2010: Tahu

2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher

2016: Tahu
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark

Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus

I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger froBreakout.

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Granted. Your foot cannot hurt if you don't have feet.

 

I wish I could fly.


My Brickshelf, my Tumblr (it's not as bad as it sounds)
Current collection:
2001: 
Matoro, Onepu, Maku, Onua, Pohatu, Tahu, Lewa
2002: Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehvak, Tahnok-Va, Kohrak-Va, Gahlok-Va, Pahrak-Va, Kopaka Nuva, Gali Nuva, Lewa Nuva
2003: Panrahk, Guurahk, Turahk, Kurahk
2004: Bordakh (X2), Rorzakh, Vorzakh, Matau, Whenua

2005: Oohnorak, Rahaga Iruini, Rahagah Norik
2006: Dalu, Velika, Vezok, Reidak, Vezon and Fenrakk

2007Dekar, Defilak, Morak, Takadox
2008: Gorast, Rockoh T3, Axalara T9
2009Tarduk, Skrall, Tarix, Malum, Gresh, Mata Nui, Vastus, Stronius, Tuma, Fero and Skirmix, Baranus V7, Kaxium V3, Cendox V1, Thornatus V9
2010: Tahu

2015: Kopaka, Pohatu, Lewa, Vizuna, Skull Basher

2016: Tahu
Throwbot/Slizer collection:
1999: Torch/Fire, Scuba/Sub, Ski/Ice, Turbo/City, Amazon/Jungle, Granite/Rock, Electro/Energy, Jet/Judge
2000: Blaster, Millennium/Millennia, Flare, Spark

Star Wars Collectible Figures: Death Trooper, Sergeant Jyn Erso, K-2SO, Baze Malbus

I also have the Onyx Roborider and Jimi Stinger froBreakout.

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