Takaru 1111 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, you live on the moon, nobody else around, and no air, so it's very peaceful.I wish I hadn't banished him to the MOOOOOOOOON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted. However, Princess Celestia offers you a banana from her banana bag. You foolishly claim you like bananas and you take his place on the MOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAAHHHH!I wish I had a telescope so I could see him on the moon. ^^ (Schadenfreude 8D) Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boredo Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, but the telescope leaves a black ring around your eye, a la an old cartoon. Quote I could just end my suffering. But it would be too cowardly. They'll just come and laugh on my grave. I've got to survive. To see their undoing and to win this chess game with heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 You have not made a wish the universe expoldes. Thank you very muchI wish my elbows were purple. Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boredo Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Your elbows are now hipsters and are persecuted past the end of time for their hipsterocity.I wish I had made a wish. Quote I could just end my suffering. But it would be too cowardly. They'll just come and laugh on my grave. I've got to survive. To see their undoing and to win this chess game with heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted. Your wish caused a huge chain of events and now there's this evil syndicate taking over the world and enslaving us all and it's all your fault. Thanks a lot... -.-I wish the evil syndicate taking over the world was Team Rocket. (What? Those guys are easy to beat...) Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Crane Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, they give EVERYONE a Psyduck. ouch.I wish for my MP3 back, since my mom threw it away for being mad at me. Quote Add me on Steam!: Bionicdeadpool Productions TTV: Bionicdeadpool Twitter: Avenging_Odin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerothemaster Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 you cant throw away a computer file sillyI wish I was rayquaza Quote The Drawing Room (Comic) ~ Mata Nui Adventures (Comic)Lost Forgotten Souls (Comedy) ~ Bad Images (Comic) ~ Reality (Comic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted. I capture you. And the Pokeball is too small.I wish Pokemon would end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted. You then get angry, because that copy of Pokemon Red you just sold is now worth $$60,000,000,000.I wish Pokemon didn't suck anymore and went back to being like it was in the good old days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 (edited) It does. However, the backlash against the end, and Pokemon's successor (Monster Factory) cause Nintendo to asplode. Pesky ninjas. It doesn't. However, the excessive amount of nostalgia drives the world insane.I wish people realized that apathy is death. Edited February 27, 2012 by MakutaKlak Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted. The whole world is apathetic an won't change.I wish for onion rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klak Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 (edited) (You really want those, don't you? )You get said onion rings, but nothing happensI wish that wish was corrupted! Edited February 27, 2012 by MakutaKlak Quote My Comedies: The Krika Show (Season 1)The Krika Show Season 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted. I eat them, but it turns out they are poisonous.I wish I didn't get poisoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, You get vaporized instead.I wish I hadn't got stuck on the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminus Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted. You are now stuck on Mars.I wish for a UFO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted, it lands on you.I wish I had one of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant in the Room Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Granted but you can't drive it and only you can see it.I wish I could cook. Quote Formerly known as Skrilax - just, so ya know.- - - - - - - - - -Go Sens Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerothemaster Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 You can cookyourself*nom*TPBM actually likes pokemon how it is and isn't really that nostalgic about "the good old days" Quote The Drawing Room (Comic) ~ Mata Nui Adventures (Comic)Lost Forgotten Souls (Comedy) ~ Bad Images (Comic) ~ Reality (Comic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant in the Room Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 (edited) Quite true. I'm a fan of almost all the new pokemon designs. Except those ice cream ones. Hate them. However, looks like you've got the wrong topic. Fooled me for a minute too. :PI wish I had a four digit IQ Edited February 28, 2012 by Elephant in the Room Quote Formerly known as Skrilax - just, so ya know.- - - - - - - - - -Go Sens Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShellHead Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 The IQ test is reformatted to a four diget system. Everyone now has a four digit IQ and your intelligence remains average. I wish for a paying job/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted; your IQ is now equivalent to four digits on your left hand.I my job didn't make me so tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted. You're fired and jobless forever. But, hey, at least you're totally awake to realize you fail. I wish pokemon were real. Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted, but you get eaten by a ninja.I wish that made more since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerothemaster Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 that doesnt even make any sinceI wish that i was rich Quote The Drawing Room (Comic) ~ Mata Nui Adventures (Comic)Lost Forgotten Souls (Comedy) ~ Bad Images (Comic) ~ Reality (Comic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted, but Martian currency has no value on Earth.I wish Martian currency had value on Earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boredo Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted, but only because the Martians have massacred most of us and enslaved the rest.I wish the Martians had never come to Earth. Quote I could just end my suffering. But it would be too cowardly. They'll just come and laugh on my grave. I've got to survive. To see their undoing and to win this chess game with heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerothemaster Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Well they haven'tbut you drown in your sink after hitting your head with your toothbrushi wish toothbrushes didnt have spikes Quote The Drawing Room (Comic) ~ Mata Nui Adventures (Comic)Lost Forgotten Souls (Comedy) ~ Bad Images (Comic) ~ Reality (Comic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted, but now chairs do, in their seats.I wish derpgate would end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted, but it starts again.I wish i was the Other Mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akamai921 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted; you are now Hitler's second mother.I wish I could time-travel to a single moment in time, to where I would be able to punch Hitler as hard as physically possible in his face, then time travel back to the time I was originally at. All this would be done with no negative repercussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Granted, But you get banished to the moon for no reasonI wish for fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miku Hatsune Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 (edited) Granted, but i ate it.i wish for 600$ Edited February 29, 2012 by Dimentio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant in the Room Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Granted but you're also 601$ in debtI wish I could juggle Quote Formerly known as Skrilax - just, so ya know.- - - - - - - - - -Go Sens Go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takaru 1111 Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Granted, but you get hit by a rock as you're juggling chainsaws, ouch.I wish for more fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezorov Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 (edited) Granted. They're all piranhas.I wish for ALL THE THINGS. Edited February 29, 2012 by Ezorov Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taka Nuvia Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Granted, but you can't handle it. Your house is full of ALL THE THINGS, your mind is full of ALL THE THINGS, your dreams are about aLL THE THINGS. This is more than you can take. You slowly go insane. So, in other words, you lose ALL THE SANITY.I wish everything was easier. Quote My art collection topic - updated! (21/09/2021) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Granted. Life becomes too boring, however and you realize there is no reason for your existence because there's no longer anything to work for (as everything in the world is now easy). The world is perfect, and therefore it is obsolete. I wish I had a taco... that spoke French... Quote Executive Vice President of Tomato Throwing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandenreich Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 Granted. A Man of French and Mexican descent steals and eats your Taco.I wish I had a croissant... that spoke Spanish... Quote Signature Guidelines: Avatar and signature total file size may not exceed 100 KB! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerothemaster Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 that's a silly wishso i grant itthen KILL your croussantand you crya lotI wish I wasn't a horrible person Quote The Drawing Room (Comic) ~ Mata Nui Adventures (Comic)Lost Forgotten Souls (Comedy) ~ Bad Images (Comic) ~ Reality (Comic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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