Rarity Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Dear Diary Today I took over the universe. But that's not important, what's important is what I should get Axonn for his birthday? I know he works for the order of Mata Nuuuee Noooiii Noooee... My brothers order. But it's his birthday and I don't want him to feel sad by not getting a gift. I should also send him a card.Dear diary today is Axonn's birthday and I wasn't invited to his party! style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif I may cry! My feelings are hurt. I'm going to make it rain, that'll teach him!Dear Diary, Today... well actually today is the same as my last entry, but I just got borad board bored. I made it rain, and I also turned Axonn's cake to surger free! That'll teach him not to leave me out of his party! Also today the Matoran are making a statue of me(With a little "suggestion" from me!) and I'm very happy.!Dear Diary Tahu made me sad today, he said only girls use diaries and and I told him it was a journal but I got made fun of. So I made the earth swallow a Dark Hunter near him. That'll teach him!Dear Diary, you are a journal not a diaryDear Diary today I found out that UniRahkshicorns aren't real! style_emoticons/default/sad.gif My faith in the universe is gone. Next I'm gonna find out that Santa Nui isn't real...It's almost halloween! What should I dress up as? Would it be right for the universe's leader to go trick or treating? Would my loyal and loving(They just act like they don't love me) subjects think I wasn't trying to run the universe? Will I discover I'm allergic to chocolate?I fotgot to say dear diary in my last entryDear Diary I forgot againDear Diary today... Um... I forgot what I was gonna sayDear Diary I like pie. And chocolate. Oh and I like cute little Nui Rama'sDear Diary, today I ran up to a matoran's house and knocked on the door and ran off. It was funny Quote >Not reading the first greentext story on BZP >2013 Be a cool kid and vote for mighty morphin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MT Zehvor Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Good opening chapter. Liked the part about Makuta getting revenge by messing with Axonn's cake. The ending was a bit unfunny, but good job overall. -MT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Toa Hero Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 Lol. I like Makuta's speeling , spaling, spelling the best. And how he changes moods so quickly. KUTGW Quote If you think that Justin Bieber sounds like an eight-year old girl hyped up on sugar, copy and paste this into your signature.Copy and paste this in your signature if you think Greg Farshtey should reveal The Shadowed One's real name.99.9% of BIONICLE fans forgot about Podu. If you happen to be the 0.1% that still remember him, copy and paste this into your sig.Guess what? My profile pic has nothing to do with My Little Pony. Get used to it. Copy and paste into your signature if your are like me.(ToaTonyia) Nvm , since I'm a brony now Dashie for presidentCopy and paste this sig if you cried a little inside during the cutscenes of Halo: Reach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rarity Posted October 16, 2011 Author Share Posted October 16, 2011 Thanks! Btw people I'm looking for a co-author for this comedy.Hit me up if you wanna be it. Quote >Not reading the first greentext story on BZP >2013 Be a cool kid and vote for mighty morphin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcsyde Posted October 16, 2011 Share Posted October 16, 2011 This is quite funny. I liked how Makuta couldn't pull off Mata Nui. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rarity Posted October 23, 2011 Author Share Posted October 23, 2011 Thanks! And I guess Dar is my co author now. Quote >Not reading the first greentext story on BZP >2013 Be a cool kid and vote for mighty morphin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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