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The Bohrok-Kal's Ramblings - A Possible Ending


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Okay, knowing me and my inability to finish off a story, the Bohrok-Kal's Ramblings will probably go on for ages. But I was wondering about a plausible ending where all the Bohrok-Kal go their separate ways. That's what this story is.Anyway, here's part one. There'll be a chapter for each Bohrok....Wait, what? What's going on?Me and Turahk are leaving. And apparently so are Gahlok and Pahrak. When did this happen?Five minutes ago during that massive argument you missed. I'm not putting up with these insults any more. And I'm not putting up with Lehvak any more. I'm sick of it. Turahk's the only person around here that appreciates me.But what happened to talking things through like the good brothers we are?Good brothers? Pfft. As if. If Pahrak wasn't standing here, I'd used some very nasty words to describe Lehvak currently.YOU DESERVE IT YOU ********************************************************************************!LEHVAK!And you wonder why I'm leaving? I'm sick of it. Lehvak can go and stick his insults where the sun doesn't shine!What about Nuhvok?I'm leaving too. But not because of this mess.WHY? I'm so confused.The Stratos has called me in. Vakan attack on one of Ktymbia's moons. I've got to go.Oh...Good luck, Nuhvok. Maybe you'll feel better being away from that moron in the other room.I **************ING HEARD THAT!Yeah... Good luck...So... This is it then? Everyone's going?Yes. Tahnok's already gone.What?GOOD RIDDANCE!Where are you going?To find Tahnok so I can kill him. I forbid you!Lehvak, if you touch him, we'll kill you. Go and bloody cool down before I make you cool down. That's like the most mature thing you've said this evening...I may hate Tahnok but I'm not letting Lehvak kill him.Charming. And that's why we can't have nice things.Well, I'm off.Thought something smelled funny.Har har. Screw you, Pahrak.Sorry.None of you can take a darn joke...Bye... *poof*What about you two?I'm going to be a Bahrag.Oh nice... Huh? Wait, you said you'd live as a Matoran with me!That was until last night when my Bahrag-o-metre started buzzing.Huh?The thing that tells you if you're going to be a Bahrag or not.Oh... I turned mine off. I'm never going to be a Bahrag.I... I'm never going to be one too... Gahlok, why you leave me?Sorry, Pahrak. But I just have to.Aw.Guess I should head off too... Don't want to suddenly change and make a hole in the wall... I'm gonna miss you guys.If you need us, please call us.I will. Call me if this thing between Tahnok and Lehvak sorts itself out.We will.So...So, it's just you, me and Lehvak left.I am leaving too. Getting away from this heck hole. And away from you morons. I'm going to explore the universe again. And find a girlfriend.Oh?Yes. So screw the lot of you. And I hope Tahnok dies some sort of agonising death.Get back here, Lehvak!That was horrible.I know... I can't believe it's come to this...You can come with me if you want... I'm going to go live with a bunch of my Matoran friends. And I'm gonna apply to be a Toa.That's... That's interesting to say the least... But I'll pass... I don't want to hold you back. I don't like Matoran.Oh, okay then... What are you going to do?I don't know yet. You've already packed your bags?Yeah. I was planning to leave next week with Gahlok, but then all this stuff happened... :(Oh, that's sad.Yeah, that's why I did the sad face.Good luck, Pahrak.Good luck to you too.

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Hello there... What are you doing here?I... Erm... I've gotten all shy now... I don't know what to say...Well, you must have wanted to see me for a reason...I did... But I'm too shy to say so...Don't be scared. Ol'Pohatu ain't gonna bite you.I guess... How's the diary stealing going?Poor. Like, really bad. No one keeps diaries any more. It's all done in these Web Logs.Ah, blogs, yeah. You can't really steal those...Tell me about it... It's annoying. That whole comedy has been ruined. I've tried calling Phovos but she never answered or called me back.She disappeared not long after we split up. She headed back to her homeworld before going to Kolasi with some of her friends.Hm. So, have you gathered the strength to tell me why you're here?Oh yes. I want to apply to be a Toa. With dwindling numbers and me living among the Matoran, I assumed I could be a backup in times of need... But... The problem is...Hm?I'm slow. Really slow.Nothing wrong with that! Like I said, slow and steady wins the race! Now, if only I knew what a hare and a tortoise were.Aren't they the creatures in the story?Yes... Anyway, you want to become a Toa? Well, I suppose, you already have the above-average elemental powers. You don't have any control issues, do you?Oh no. I got over those years ago. I'm 97% in control.97%?Yeah... Is that bad?Bad? Not at all! That's better than me! I'd say I'm only 80% in control.Training helps.It really does. But I'm glad you came to me. We've had all sorts of problems lately. Rogue Rahi, murderous escaped prisoners, Toa-eating monsters and crazy Great Beings... We need all the help we can get!So...So we'd love to have you help. Cool! I'm useful!Indeed! In fact, we've been looking for someone to look after this area for ages! Want to take the position?Definitely!Great! There's a few forms to fill in but that'll only take a few minutes...Oh okay... Thanks, Pohatu.You're welcome, Pahrak.No hard feelings about when you killed me, right?Nope.Yay.

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General Nuhvok?General Talok. Good to see you again.Ah, thought it was you. Good to see you again as well. Enjoy your break?...I'll take that as a no then. Don't tell me, your fellow Bohrok-Kal aren't as you remembered them, right?Yes, actually. How did you guess?Same thing happened to General Vepak over there. Although his favourite brother died. Shame.Don't you have a group of Bohrok-Kal as well?Nah. I'm an electromagnetic Kal. We don't have brothers normally. Born one at a time. Instead of the normal groups of 4 to 20 like most Kal. How's Lehvak? Everyone's asking about him.Everyone's always asking about Lehvak. What with being one of only two known vacuum Bohrok in the universe...It ain't like he's missing out. The guy's got the freedom to do whatever he wants. Everyone wants him to become a Bahrag so we get more vacuum Bohrok in general.Indeed. At least it's unlikely for us to become Bahrag. Or Vahrga.Yeah. Don't want to be going Vahrga now, do we? What with current ratios of 5 Vahrga to every Bahrag, we certainly don't want more of them. And we can't just kill them by using them as tanks or working them to death. Mind you, I was always a fan of dumping them on a fairly empty planet and letting the locals deal with them.I suppose. But I'd hate for any of my siblings to become Vahrga. Luckily, Gahlok's becoming a Bahrag...Oh dear. One in six. Bad odds.It's one in six for everyone.Well, she got lucky. Good luck to her.Thanks...I hate all this pre-fight stuff. Makes me a bit antsy.It's not exactly fun... But those Vakans are holed up in that base and we've got them dead to rights.That's an odd phrase, isn't it?Yes... Shush now. Okay... I'm going to send the Vahrga forward.General Vepak's sending them the wrong way...He is? Oh... Oh no...I'm going down there.Nuhvok! Nuhvok wait!They're going to die. I will not stand here and let that happen!Okay. But let me come with you. Bohrok always stand together!Indeed.Let's kick some Vakan backside!Bohrok, CHARGE!

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Turahk? Where are you?Hssssss...Turahk, you're scaring me. And I want to talk. You haven't been right for the last few days and it's bothering me.Hssss...Stop hissing! You're like a leaky gas pipe except less explode-y.Hsssss...Okay, Turahk, you're jarate-ing me off now. Can you please answer me? You're scaring me!Hsssssss... Taaaahnok...Oh? You finally recognise that I've been standing in the cold for two days wondering where you've been hiding?Ssssorry. But thingssss... Thingsss are not the sssame...Yes, I noticed. Things have been different. You've been hiding for two days instead of cuddling up with me to stop us both freezing to death up on this mountain that you dragged me up. You don't... You don't underssstand...THEN EXPLAIN.Fine... It'ssss jusssst you might run away...You know I'd never run away. Not after what happened before. We're away from both our families. We're completely alone now.Well... You sssee... I've... I've changed... I'm...Yes?I'm a Makuta now...Oh. Is that it?Er, yesss.You moron. Why didn't you just tell me?I wasss ssscared too.Don't be silly. Now turn on a light or something so I can find you and give you a hug.Well... That wassssn't the only thing...Oh?I want... I want to ssshare my Makuta powersss... I want to ssshare them with you...How so?I'm a Rahksshi-Makuta. I want you to be a Bohrok-Makuta. With me.Does that mean I have to go through some painful transformation?No! Not at all! The transssformation is not painful at all... But... There isss no going back......Will you join me?...Tahnok?Yes. I will join you. I've got nothing to lose.Good... Embrasssse your new form... Let ussss be together forever...This feels... Weird? Painful?No... It feels right...Come join me in the ssshadowsss. Of course. Together forever, right?Yesss. Together forever. And when the sssstorm passessss...Things will get interesting?Hm... Yesss. We'll turn thisss dessolate land into ssssomething new...I can't wait.I love you, Tahnok.I love you too, Turahk. Together forever.Together forever.Now let's sleep...

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I know you're there! Come out before I kill you!No need to get angry, Bahrag. I only want to talk.Gali Nuva. Great. I've had an awful day and now you're here to make it worse. Here to gloat?Of course not. I wish to discuss the alliance between us. We don't want...I'm finding it rather insulting that you need to discuss this. I told you. I don't want anything to do with the Toa. I just want to be left on my own.Gahlok, darling, is there someone there?One moment, Gahrak. I'm just about to get rid of her...Who is that?Ah, Gali Nuva. I've heard... Well, I've heard bad things. So, you mercilessly left my Gahlok to die?That is not true.Certainly felt like that.Hush, Gahlok, it's okay. I'm okay, I'm just angry.You didn't answer my question.Someone's bossy, eh?She's always like that. Everyone hates Gali. Apart from Tahu and Onua. Who secretly love her.Stop.Okay, enough hostilities. Toa, I'm Gahrak. I was originally a Bohrok-Kal, leading an exploration team from the Phoviverse into this Bionicle Pocket Dimension when our ship was hit by a vacuum blast and nearly destroyed. My escape pod left me stranded on this planet for years until Gahlok here came and found me.You look nothing like a Bohrok.Well, you clearly don't know much about normal Bohrok. You see, most Bohrok remain as Bohrok all their lives. But some of us eventually become adults. You clearly know what a Bahrag is but not a Vahrga. You know, male and female? It's apparent in your species too...They don't have children. They just wait until someone becomes a Toa, generally by accident.Really? That's depressing. Not at all like the Skrall or Agori or anything then.And what are you both doing here?What does it look like? We're setting up a nest. Although our combination of elements means we'll only have water, ice, magnetism and other 'blue' Bohrok...Hehe, blue...I see. Will these Bohrok be hostile towards Matoran and Agori?Pfff... Gali Nuva, Pohatu said for me to come with you. You left me behind!Pahrak!Gahlok! Wow, you've gotten bigger!I know! My first group of Bohrok are on their way very soon!Nice to see you again, Pahrak.Same to you too, Gahrak. Been keeping my sister safe?Of course!We're getting off topic here.Oh calm yourself, Gali. Me and Pohatu already came up here and we agreed that Gahlok's fine to stay here. She even offered to send Bohrok in case we're in trouble!When did this happen?About a week ago. Pohatu sent a note to you and Tahu explaining the situation. You obviously didn't read it.Pahrak, you've gotten smarter... Psssh, no I haven't. :)Ah, the old emoticon. Always a good one.I love emoticons.So...So, Gali, you kinda wasted everyone's time.Fine. Good bye.Bai. Bloody Bahrag, I thought Kopaka was icy... Oops, sorry, Gahlok.It's okay, bro. I don't mind.Have you met Kopaka?Yeah. Kopaka's a nice guy once you get to know him.Ah... Well, thanks, Pahrak.Yes, thanks ever so much!Any time sis. Good luck!Thank you!

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Kill zhem! Kill zhem, Heavy!Nyet! Eez out of ammo!Anyone 'ere noticed that we're all speaking in the same colour?Shut up, Sniper. No one cares about you.Oh, Spai, don' be sucha meanie.You can shut up too, you illiterate Texan.Can I use zhiz red, bitte?Sure, Doc. And Ah'll use this brown colour right 'ere.I hate all of you.Shut up, Spy. You big-headed moron! Also, I'm taking this colour.Alrighty, Sniper.INCOMING!That was the BLU Medic.ENTIRE TEAM EEZ BABIES!You maggots! Stop running away!Who said I vas running avay? I vas pointing at zhat large green and red flaming falling zhing!Ah, it worked.Zhe little green Bohrok?Bohrok-Kal, you stupid humans.What ya doin' here, sonny boy?Oh, I came here to kill things. Like who?You.ACH! YOU MADE SOLDIER'S HEAD EXPLODE!You little *****.You pathetic, squishy humans...Change of plan, maggots. KILL THE ROBOT!I'm NOT A BLOODY ROBOT! I'M ALIVE.AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH!Ach, zhere goes Demoman...Duck.Where? AAAARGH!Not zhe Scout!You're better off without him. Plus, you all respawn.RAAAAGH! STOOPID TINY BOHROK THING!Ah, get lost.Arrgh! Doktor!Gah... Schtupid...Lure 'im towards mai sentry!It's... Harder zhan it looks!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!Go on! Die! Die you stupid humans!Why are you doing this?Because I am sick and tired of not being able to do what I want to do! I want to kill things! I want to kill and destroy and loot this pathetic world! Also, screw you with your stupid mediguns.Ow! You made mein medigun explode!Nein! Not mein Kritzkrieg!And now for those Heavies...Gaaarrrrgh!No! Not Heavy! Only I'm allowed to kill those commies! A rifle through the chest... That's got to hurt...What on earth killed me? Oh merde...Stupid Spies.AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!Hahahaha. Now, let's pull out Demoman's other eye!Whuh? I just respawn-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Gah!Oh merde, not again. Gaaaaah!Vhy are our veapons not doing anyzhing?Vacuum shields, morons!Oh little Bohrok?Huh?Hello? Little Bohrok? Do you still have Demoman's eye? I'll trade a heart for it!Oh? Yeah, sure one sec...GO! SCHNELL!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Noooooo....Huh.Nice work, komrade!Danke.Is 'e dead?Heavy's minigun tore the maggot to pieces.Not to mention me and your Sniper shooting the thing through the head...He... He's dead. Zhe little Krana zhing has been destroyed.Ach...Poor thing. Poor creature seemed so angry.I'm just glad zhat Nuhvok didn't come and do zhis...Will Doktor call other Bohrok and tell him?Ja... We'll help ya get the lil thin' back t'your place.Yeah. We'll continue this fight tomorrow...Rest in peace, little Bohrok...

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Kohrak?

 

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Kohrak!

 

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Kohrak! It's you! What are you doing here?

 

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Why aren't you talking to me, Kohrak? Is there something wrong? I tried to call you when I heard the bad news but no one picked up the phone...

 

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Aw, come here, Kohrak. It's okay, don't cry... I know, it hurts... Are you staying silent because of...

 

I miss them, Phovos. I miss them so much.

 

I know, I know...

 

I really miss them. Even though I secretly hate everyone, I miss them. All the fun times we had together... And now... They're gone... Gahlok's a Bahrag with children to look after, Nuhvok's a celebrated general in the Stratos, Pahrak's a Toa now, Tahnok has disappeared off the face of the universe and Lehvak's... Lehhvak is dead...

 

You heard about that...

 

Yes... He just snapped. I don't get it... He just slowly got more and more evil until he snapped and started murdering people... I tried talking to him but he threw me away as if I was nothing.

 

You tried, Kohrak, you tried.

 

I didn't try hard enough...

 

I'm sorry...

 

It's not your fault.

 

It's not your fault either.

 

...

 

So...

 

...

 

Erm, so, Kohrak, where are you going?

 

I was going to just keep on walking until I fall asleep. No one wants me.

 

That's not true. I want you.

 

Really?

 

Yes, of course!

 

Liar.

 

Oh, come on, Kohrak. You were the only Bohrok-Kal I could look into the eye and speak to.

 

Eh... You're just saying that to make me feel better...

 

I swear, I'm not. I really mean it. You saw everyone as being equal. You've never seen someone as inferior or superior to you.

 

Stop it...

 

Kohrak...

 

Stop it, please... I just want to start over...

 

Well...

 

What?

 

Why don't you come and join me?

 

Join... You? But don't you live in like a no-Bohrok zone or something?

 

Erm, no. I live with a Bohrok. Well, a Vahrga. Like the one I mentioned in Gahlok's chapter.

 

You and your fourth wall breaking...

 

It's fun though.

 

Yeah...

 

You smiled. Mission accomplished.

 

Hehe.

 

So, anyway, want to join me? Then you get to meet Big Tahnok and Vrey and Phovia and Eric and the unconscious guy I can't mention yet because that would spoil the story in I, Hoardikai...

 

That sounds interesting...

 

Also, Veekay's there. He's currently staying with his partner, Envee, his blood brother Arkay and Arkay's partner Teekay.

 

Lots of Kays there.

 

Yeah. They were all from a group. Envee's also called Eskay at times...

 

Hahaha.

 

So, you want to come?

 

Yeah, sure!

 

Come on, then!

 

It'll be nice to have a family again...

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