Edited by Kryst Cyclone, Dec 30 2012 - 06:51 AM.
Merc with a Kanohi
Posted Dec 29 2012 - 10:43 AM
Posted Jan 06 2013 - 08:28 PM
Chapter 1: The continuation of the Prologue
When we last see our heroes, Sonius, the Toa Elipson of Stone and Sonic, is missing. The leader, Toa Kryst, went to his room and was shocked.
"Hey, aren't this chapter supposed to be posted two days ago?" asked Kryst.
Yes, you see, Kryst Cyclone has a lot of work to do besides this comedy.
"Ask him to come here, that (beep). What's more important than us? I want a poodle with him"
"Erm...puddle, puggle, party, partly, parley...YES, a parley!"
But Kryst Cyclone is not your enemy. You suggested a conference?
"Whatever. Now with that gone, time to continue the story."
Fine, maybe it's time I order that Narrator-Character-Fourth-Wall-Barrier from eBay. Anyway, when Kryst got into Sonius' room, it is a total mess. The whole room is also full of empty...erm... to avoid influences to the little ones, let's say it's "prune juice" cans.
"How many times I told that stone-head not to throw-litter?"
I don't know, none?
"Shut up, Narrator."
"Hmm...where could he be?"
"erm...Kryst? I have an idea." said Rexum, Toa of Fire and Machanics.
"I mean, he could be anywhere in this island or the world, OR THE UNIVERSE."
"Kryst, I have an idea."
"Will someone give me an idea?"
Rexum turned his hand into a giant hammer and whacked Kryst in the head. Suffered from a "boo-boo" that grow from his Kanohi even if that's impossible, Kryst seemed to calm down.
"Kryst, just calm the shock up. I have an idea." said Rexum.
Rexum takes his friend to a secret survaillance room which is not much of a secret since there's a big neon sign written "Secret Surcaillance Room" outside of the room. Inside, there's hundreds of televisions, recording all activities throughout the entire island.
"I just have to show you last night's recordings and Sonius will be found in no time. Now let me find...uh-oh..."
"erm... WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY UH-OH?" asked Kryst
furiously super calmly.
"I forgot to switch on the recording function since I finish constructing this room" replied Rexum, pointing at a big,red button labelled "Record". Rexum then writes a stick note so he would not forget and paste it near the button with approximately 1000 more notes he put in the past.
"Rexum, can you build-construct me a giant hammer?" asked Kryst
Rexum constructed another giant hammer out of his hand only for Kryst to take it and smack Rexum in the head. Rexum's head is so heavily injured that it will be censored by putting a sign written "don't look" on his face.
"Anyone has another idea?" asked Kryst.
"I could use my mask powers to track Sonius down," said Mahojo, Toa of Psionics and Mana.
Activating her Kanohi Mahou, the Great Mask of Magic, the team is teleported to an unknown island.
"This...this is Voya Nui! I thought it's sinked" said Fatrum, Toa of Water and Lightning.
"Perhaps it does not in our universe," said Chilem, Toa of Ice and Shadow.
"Hmm...interesting. Our client is also in Voya Nui." said Kryst.
"Gimme a while, I'm still pretty exhausted from using my mask, But this island is bigger than the one in the mainstream universe. How are we going to find him?" said Mahojo.
" I suggest we head to the nearest city as a start," suggested Floraus, Toa of Earth and Plantlife.
Reaching the nearest city, Ze Resistance Fortress, the city is crowded with Toa and Matorans alike.
"Great, how are we supposed to look-find Sonius here?" asked Kryst
"Ermm...ermmm...JASON! JASON!" yelled Rexum.
"This is BIONICLE, not Heavy Rain,"
"Look, a clubhouse," said Fatrum.
On their left is a Resistance base which is attacked by the Pirakas but that is not important right now. However, on the right is a clubhouse where parties held everyday. Whoever is guarding the clubhouse is none other than Krekka.
" Hey Rexum, remember the time when Krekka sweared to kill you?" asked Kryst.
Kryst pushed Rexum in front of Krekka.
"Duhh, oy, I remember you! I said that I will kill you!" said the Dark Hunter as he fired a Kanoka Disk.
Dodging the disk
comicaly epicly (Krekka: D'oh,I missed) , Rexum replied," Erm...never though you actually remember."
"Hey Krekka, if I asked you to kill me, will you kill me?"
"duhhh, yes, cause you are Toa and me Dark Hunter."
"Then when we meet again, will you kill me?"
"OK" As Rexum was leaving."Heh, he'll never remember."
"What if I'm lying?" asked Rexum.
"Duhh, me will still kill you," replied Krekka.
"What if I tell you the truth?"
"Duhh, fine. No lies."
"I'm actually tricked you back then since you're dumb and dumber. Then I would try to trick you again so you could join me in conquering the Dark Hunter base and defeat Neil "The Shadowed One" O'Riley. After that, he may kill you for attempting mutany. If he does not kill you, I'll give you to Mutran for research."
"Duhh, ME SAID NO LIES!!!"
"what if I'm telling the truth?"
"Duhh, then you won't tell me."
"It happened before by Floraus"
Part of Xia is blown into smitereens.
"Duhh, what if you tell lie again?"
"You told me to tell you the truth."
Kryst and the rest of his team used the opportunity to sneak into the clubhouse. Inside the clubhouse is Sonius, drunk from drinking too much "prune juice".
"Ohh *hic* hi guys *hic*."
"How do you get here which also where our client is?" asked Kryst.
have another *hic* hangover from last night's party *hic* I used my Suletu *hic* and read your mind *hic*."
"That's...that's...genius! You are always one step ahead as always," said Kryst as he gives Sonius a brofist.
"Excuse me, who are you? You are not one of...THEM,are you?" asked a Ta-Matorans with Twin Repellers.
"Are you our saviour? Are you...a Toa?"
"Yes I'm a Toa, but the mercenary type. And does that sound familiar?" said Kryst as he thinked of the Matoran's words while looking at the boxart of "BIONICLE Heroes" while also watch the intro movie of the game. "Nah, not familiar, but why do you asked?"
" Because something's up in Voya Nui."
"What is it?"
"It's an island which is dubbed as The Island of Doom and where the Mask of Life is found but that is not important right now. We need your assistance, Toa!"
"Alright, then the Toa Elipson is at your service, Balta. Just hope you don't mind the cost."
End of Chapter 1.
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