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#41 Offline Captain Caboose

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Posted Jan 27 2013 - 12:35 AM

I thought someone already said that Megatron beat up the other "Megatron."  Also Sonic was good. Anyone have any suggestions me too?


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Posted Jan 27 2013 - 06:15 AM

No one said that until now. XD

 

Hmm. Maybe you can try to do Shockwave vs. HAL 9000. Or Yoda vs. Turaga Matau!


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Posted Jan 27 2013 - 10:21 AM

I think I can do Yoda vs. Turaga Matau.

 

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRRYYYY!

 

Yoda vs. Matau

 

BEGIN

 

[color=#00ff00;]Matau:[/color]

 

[color=#00ff00;]Nice sword dork,[/color]

[color=#00ff00;]You look like a yuck![/color]

[color=#00ff00;]I had Nuju read them books,[/color]

[color=#00ff00;]He told me they sucked![/color]

[color=#00ff00;]I'll crush your holocrons until they're creepers and mash![/color]

[color=#00ff00;]I've seen better swordsmen ship,[/color]

[color=#00ff00;]In Tanger and M*A*S*H![/color]

[color=#00ff00;]You chump[/color][color=#00ff00;],[/color]

[color=#00ff00;]I've put down weirdos like you off the street![/color]

[color=#00ff00;]While you and the Republic are solving Hardy Boys mysteries![/color]

[color=#00ff00;]Everything makes me laugh,[/color]

[color=#00ff00;]I bet your raps Kau[/color]

[color=#00ff00;]So bring it on you green,[/color]

[color=#00ff00;]I'm Matau![/color]

 

[color=#006400;]Yoda:[/color]

 

[color=#006400;]The force you don't have I sense,[/color]

[color=#006400;]Guano and pain [/color][color=rgb(0,100,0);]your raps dispense![/color]

The dark side I see,

But you can't seem to meed!

I kill I will,

With the light saber I wield!

Battle you do with no skill,

The force you take with a pill!

So a lose you want,

You will get!

Wine you shall,

For the things you pot!

 

[color=#00ff00;]Matau:[/color]

[color=#000000;](Music stops. It resumes.)[/color]

 

[color=#00ff00;]What are saying man,[/color]

Your raps sound like you're a can!

Besides Kongu only comes around,

 

[color=#008000;]Kongu:[/color]

 

[color=#008000;]When he's needed! (In Matoran form)[/color]

[color=#008000;]Boy wonder how you Jedi got killed,[/color]

[color=#008000;]Bit harder than the hounds out of Spinax's hill![/color]

I blast with that dark-whack-rap-repellent,

Rappel a building,snatch a villian,

Then by dinner be chillin'!

Gotta a secret bout your home girl Padme Amidala,

I took her back to my hut and bam pow kersplat her! [color=#000000;](He beat her up guys.)[/color]

[color=#008000;]I'll chop your riddles with the chop of my hand,[/color]

Holy Farshtey let's get him oh my cramp!

 

[color=#006400;]Yoda:[/color]

 

[color=#006400;]An assistant I see,[/color]

[color=#006400;]A wise crack he is, you have![/color]

[color=#006400;]Wait till the war, it has[/color]

[color=#006400;]Why not go fight you calve[/color]!

[color=#006400;]My light saber, it shall[/color]

[color=#006400;]Kill you it will, you foul![/color]

You lost deceiver, you failed

At rapping you can't, seem to prevail!

 

[color=#000000;]Who Won! Whose Next! You Decide![/color]

 

[color=#000000;]EPIC (light saber thrown) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY![/color]


Edited by Flaredrick: Forgotten One, Jan 30 2013 - 10:19 PM.

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Posted Feb 07 2013 - 09:34 PM

I think Yoda beat Matau. Plus, Matau cheated and had Kongu appear.I have an idea for a rap battle! Shadow the Hedgehog vs. Dark Pit! No one take that, as I really want to do it.

Edited by JiMing: Metal Overlord, Feb 07 2013 - 09:35 PM.

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Posted Feb 07 2013 - 10:13 PM

..................................................................................Flaredrick, you ripped off Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes.


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Posted Feb 08 2013 - 08:51 AM

I needed inspiration so I watched that battle.


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Posted Feb 08 2013 - 06:25 PM

Yeah, but that bordered on plagiarism. Just make it up from scratch, it flows better and is funnier because people haven't seen the entire thing already.


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Posted Feb 08 2013 - 07:51 PM

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Edited by Dude w/ a Hat, Feb 08 2013 - 07:55 PM.

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Posted Feb 08 2013 - 08:06 PM

Plagiarism? That's no good. It's alright to be inspired by something, but blatantly copying it isn't right. Though I'm not sure how much Flaredrick copied...

 

I'm still thinking of the rap between Shadow and Dark Pit. Meanwhile, I need you guys to comment about my previous Sonic vs. Mario fight! Pretty much Axilus was the only person who gave me any actual critique or advice...


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#50 Offline Axilus Prime

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Posted Feb 08 2013 - 08:30 PM

He stole like half of the lines and sequences of actions/events/styles of rap insulting, including everything Kongu said and did (Including showing up).

 

I'd help you but I already did. XD


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Posted Feb 08 2013 - 08:52 PM

Uh...I feel guilty. Take me in handcuffs, put me in the electric chair. I confess I tell you, I confess!!! Next time I'll make it completely from scratch.


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Posted Feb 08 2013 - 08:57 PM

Lol.

 

No need for the punishment, it's just more fun to read (And more satisfying for you) once you make one from scratch.

 

Tip: Since these rap battles are not in videos, try to make the rhymes obvious. Keep moments where a word must be mispronounced a certain way in order to flow and rhyme at a minimum. I use some, but it's rare because I know people don't read it that way by default.


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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 12:20 AM

Vezon vs. Pohatu?


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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 10:44 AM

I got it! Teridax VS. Mata Nui. B-)


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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 01:44 PM

I got it! Teridax VS. Mata Nui. B-)

That's been done before, I'm sure.


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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 06:33 PM

I got it! Teridax VS. Mata Nui. B-)

That's been done before, I'm sure.

 

No it has not. And Axilus is making one of Optimus Prime vs. Mata Nui.


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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 09:40 PM

Also, how does Darth Vader vs. The Didact sound? I could do it with enough time.

 

I got the idea because of their favorite attack methods being the same.


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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 09:59 PM

Let guess, choke holds.


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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 10:26 PM

Do whatever you think is fun, Axilus! You're great at writing rap, and I can't wait to see what comes from you.And Shadow vs Dark Pit is still coming along. I'll try to surpass my previous battle.
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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 10:47 PM

[color=#0000ff;][font="'comic sans ms', cursive;"]George Patton vs. Grand Moff Tarkin.[/color][/font]


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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 11:12 PM

I have no idea who George Patton is, and I have very little info on Grand Moff Tarkin.


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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 11:16 PM

Michael Jordan vs. Goku. Seems random, I know, but many opportunities for hilarity.


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Posted Feb 11 2013 - 11:17 PM

I know about MJ, but little on Goku. I'll see what I can dig up.


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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 12:23 AM

How about you guys try to do some raps of your own? It's sorta hard, but really fun.
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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 08:03 AM

Yes, choke holds. 

 

Thanks, JiMing!

 

There are some cool ideas out here, but nothing I can make rap about. One important thing in rap battles, at least for me, is to be able to connect the characters well enough to have them effectively insult each other.


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Posted Feb 12 2013 - 10:34 PM

[color=#0000ff;][font="'comic sans ms', cursive;"]Optimus Prime  vs. Michael Jackson.[/color][/font]


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Posted Feb 13 2013 - 01:05 AM

Sorry, but Axilus is going to do Optimus Prime vs. Mata Nui. And I don't think they're connected enough for him to do a rap either. If you come up with an idea you like, why not make it?
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Posted Feb 13 2013 - 02:36 AM

Yeah, I can't really make that battle.

 

If you want a guaranteed battle, making it yourself is helpful. I can only do certain battles, and a certain amount.

 

I still need one of those rap moods.

 

Which, as you may guess, JiMing...tends to come to me when I'm in the shower! (I thought of every rap battle I made in the shower. Not joking. Every single one.)


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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 06:38 PM

Okay, I'm doing a quick short one, just because no one has been here for a while.

 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

 

Melvair vs. [color=#0000ff;]Wardrick[/color]

 

Begin!

 

Melvair:

Urg, you reek of horror and pain

You look tired, here take a trip on my train!

I mean you leading an army of loyal soldiers is outrageous

You can't even keep a revolution from being tenacious!

 

[color=#0000ff;]Wardrick:[/color]

[color=#0000ff;]What's wrong bro, you scared[/color]

[color=#0000ff;]No wonder seeing how many people are in despair![/color]

[color=#0000ff;]You caused a purge, I caused the power[/color]

[color=#0000ff;]You can't even fight for an hour![/color]

 

[color=#000000;]Melvair:[/color]

[color=#000000;]Oh please, I can beat you and the original[/color]

[color=#000000;]I'll cook you and serve you with oregano![/color]

You killed your wife and now you have the pain

Cause you are no match for for you're  about the get maimed!

 

[color=#0000ff;]Wardrick:[/color]

[color=#0000ff;]You talk a lot a smack huh, Why don't you bring it on over here![/color]

[color=#0000ff;]I dare you to cross space and time, cause you'll never be able to reappear![/color]

[color=#0000ff;]So stay back in your time[/color]

[color=#0000ff;]Or you'll be nothing but a mime![/color]

 

 

 

WHO WON! WHO'S NEXT! YOU DECIDE!

 

EPIC (bat wings fall away) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!

 

 

I was originally going to do Hitler, but it would be to controversial, and political.


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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 06:40 PM

Melvair. Grammar goes a long way.


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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 07:21 PM

Hitler vs. Vader plagiarism

 

Sorry mate. I've seen all the rap battles.


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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 07:29 PM

It's just the first lines. The rest is all mine, and I was going to change it, but I was pressed for time.


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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 10:00 PM

Well, I don't know who these guys are, and "You killed your wife" sounds a bit Vader.

 

Good work on making it 75% original, though.

 

I'd say they tied.


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Posted Feb 21 2013 - 11:22 PM

Um it does sound like Vader, but this is who Wardrick is, and Melvair is the main villain in my epic.


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 06:20 PM

Vezon: My name is vezon, cant you see? two masks on my head, soon to be three! Yea I'm too cool to even be sain, Cuz I got the ignika, and it's fused to my brain! Now you Toa inka, you don't stand a chance Cuz I have fen-rakk, fused to my hand! I am the best skakdi out of em all, cuz I'm a 10 out of 10, now fenfakk will take a bite of 'yall.

 

Inka: Now listen here vezon, you must be insain, if you think you can defeat us for your own personal gain! Now that big spider, he dont scare us! Even if he is four times bigger than us, Now we didn't turn all the paraka into worms, just so we could hear your lame little words! Now stand aside, so we can get by. so we can get that mask so mata nui wont die!

 

Vezon: Didn't you dummies hear what I said? I told you that it was fused to my head!

 

(inka kill vezon)

 

Inka: Take that you monsterous duo! Thank the GB's we dont need to smell your B-O!

 

(vezon rises... again)

 

Vezon: I'm indestructable

a colectable

and even un-detectable

respectable

look kardas there delectable

and this mask is unobtainable.

 

(CHOMP)

 

Vezon: look at me now! I'm bigger and badder! you inka are sadder than big bird or mad hatter!

 

 

(under construction)


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 06:22 PM

You reused us on the Inika Toa, and the second verse of Vezon doesn't really quite rhyme. It does look good so far.

 

Axilus did you see the topic.


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 06:30 PM

Oh hush. also, there should be a GLaDOS VS Construct "spark" 343 from halo


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 06:32 PM

I think I can do that. Just let me look up GLaDOS for inspiration.


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 06:54 PM

Yoshimitsu(Tekken and Soul Calibur franchises) v. Himself.

 

Yoshimitusu-Yoshimitsu fights never fail.


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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 06:57 PM

Um... I'm going to have to really do some digging on him in order to do that one.


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