Makuta of Time Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 I thought someone already said that Megatron beat up the other "Megatron." Also Sonic was good. Anyone have any suggestions me too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted January 27, 2013 Author Share Posted January 27, 2013 No one said that until now. XD Hmm. Maybe you can try to do Shockwave vs. HAL 9000. Or Yoda vs. Turaga Matau! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 (edited) I think I can do Yoda vs. Turaga Matau. EDIT: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRRYYYY! Yoda vs. Matau BEGIN Matau: Nice sword dork,You look like a yuck!I had Nuju read them books,He told me they sucked!I'll crush your holocrons until they're creepers and mash!I've seen better swordsmen ship,In Tanger and M*A*S*H!You chump,I've put down weirdos like you off the street!While you and the Republic are solving Hardy Boys mysteries!Everything makes me laugh,I bet your raps KauSo bring it on you green,I'm Matau! Yoda: The force you don't have I sense,Guano and pain your raps dispense!The dark side I see,But you can't seem to meed!I kill I will,With the light saber I wield!Battle you do with no skill,The force you take with a pill!So a lose you want,You will get!Wine you shall,For the things you pot! Matau:(Music stops. It resumes.) What are saying man,Your raps sound like you're a can!Besides Kongu only comes around, Kongu: When he's needed! (In Matoran form)Boy wonder how you Jedi got killed,Bit harder than the hounds out of Spinax's hill!I blast with that dark-whack-rap-repellent,Rappel a building,snatch a villian,Then by dinner be chillin'!Gotta a secret bout your home girl Padme Amidala,I took her back to my hut and bam pow kersplat her! (He beat her up guys.)I'll chop your riddles with the chop of my hand,Holy Farshtey let's get him oh my cramp! Yoda: An assistant I see,A wise crack he is, you have!Wait till the war, it hasWhy not go fight you calve!My light saber, it shallKill you it will, you foul!You lost deceiver, you failedAt rapping you can't, seem to prevail! Who Won! Whose Next! You Decide! EPIC (light saber thrown) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY! Edited January 31, 2013 by Flaredrick: Forgotten One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 (edited) I think Yoda beat Matau. Plus, Matau cheated and had Kongu appear.I have an idea for a rap battle! Shadow the Hedgehog vs. Dark Pit! No one take that, as I really want to do it. Edited February 8, 2013 by JiMing: Metal Overlord Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 8, 2013 Author Share Posted February 8, 2013 ..................................................................................Flaredrick, you ripped off Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 8, 2013 Share Posted February 8, 2013 I needed inspiration so I watched that battle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 8, 2013 Author Share Posted February 8, 2013 Yeah, but that bordered on plagiarism. Just make it up from scratch, it flows better and is funnier because people haven't seen the entire thing already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 (edited) [Delete'd] Edited February 9, 2013 by Dude w/ a Hat Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Plagiarism? That's no good. It's alright to be inspired by something, but blatantly copying it isn't right. Though I'm not sure how much Flaredrick copied... I'm still thinking of the rap between Shadow and Dark Pit. Meanwhile, I need you guys to comment about my previous Sonic vs. Mario fight! Pretty much Axilus was the only person who gave me any actual critique or advice... Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 9, 2013 Author Share Posted February 9, 2013 He stole like half of the lines and sequences of actions/events/styles of rap insulting, including everything Kongu said and did (Including showing up). I'd help you but I already did. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Uh...I feel guilty. Take me in handcuffs, put me in the electric chair. I confess I tell you, I confess!!! Next time I'll make it completely from scratch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 9, 2013 Author Share Posted February 9, 2013 Lol. No need for the punishment, it's just more fun to read (And more satisfying for you) once you make one from scratch. Tip: Since these rap battles are not in videos, try to make the rhymes obvious. Keep moments where a word must be mispronounced a certain way in order to flow and rhyme at a minimum. I use some, but it's rare because I know people don't read it that way by default. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Vezon vs. Pohatu? Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-G.12 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I got it! Teridax VS. Mata Nui. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I got it! Teridax VS. Mata Nui. That's been done before, I'm sure. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 I got it! Teridax VS. Mata Nui. That's been done before, I'm sure. No it has not. And Axilus is making one of Optimus Prime vs. Mata Nui. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 12, 2013 Author Share Posted February 12, 2013 Also, how does Darth Vader vs. The Didact sound? I could do it with enough time. I got the idea because of their favorite attack methods being the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Let guess, choke holds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Do whatever you think is fun, Axilus! You're great at writing rap, and I can't wait to see what comes from you.And Shadow vs Dark Pit is still coming along. I'll try to surpass my previous battle. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcsyde Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 George Patton vs. Grand Moff Tarkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I have no idea who George Patton is, and I have very little info on Grand Moff Tarkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Michael Jordan vs. Goku. Seems random, I know, but many opportunities for hilarity. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 I know about MJ, but little on Goku. I'll see what I can dig up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 How about you guys try to do some raps of your own? It's sorta hard, but really fun. Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 12, 2013 Author Share Posted February 12, 2013 Yes, choke holds. Thanks, JiMing! There are some cool ideas out here, but nothing I can make rap about. One important thing in rap battles, at least for me, is to be able to connect the characters well enough to have them effectively insult each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darcsyde Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Optimus Prime vs. Michael Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiMing Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Sorry, but Axilus is going to do Optimus Prime vs. Mata Nui. And I don't think they're connected enough for him to do a rap either. If you come up with an idea you like, why not make it? Quote Haven't seen one of these in a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 13, 2013 Author Share Posted February 13, 2013 Yeah, I can't really make that battle. If you want a guaranteed battle, making it yourself is helpful. I can only do certain battles, and a certain amount. I still need one of those rap moods. Which, as you may guess, JiMing...tends to come to me when I'm in the shower! (I thought of every rap battle I made in the shower. Not joking. Every single one.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Okay, I'm doing a quick short one, just because no one has been here for a while. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! Melvair vs. Wardrick Begin! Melvair:Urg, you reek of horror and painYou look tired, here take a trip on my train!I mean you leading an army of loyal soldiers is outrageousYou can't even keep a revolution from being tenacious! Wardrick:What's wrong bro, you scaredNo wonder seeing how many people are in despair!You caused a purge, I caused the powerYou can't even fight for an hour! Melvair:Oh please, I can beat you and the originalI'll cook you and serve you with oregano!You killed your wife and now you have the painCause you are no match for for you're about the get maimed! Wardrick:You talk a lot a smack huh, Why don't you bring it on over here!I dare you to cross space and time, cause you'll never be able to reappear!So stay back in your timeOr you'll be nothing but a mime! WHO WON! WHO'S NEXT! YOU DECIDE! EPIC (bat wings fall away) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!! I was originally going to do Hitler, but it would be to controversial, and political. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 21, 2013 Share Posted February 21, 2013 Melvair. Grammar goes a long way. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 Hitler vs. Vader plagiarism Sorry mate. I've seen all the rap battles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 It's just the first lines. The rest is all mine, and I was going to change it, but I was pressed for time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axilus Prime Posted February 22, 2013 Author Share Posted February 22, 2013 Well, I don't know who these guys are, and "You killed your wife" sounds a bit Vader. Good work on making it 75% original, though. I'd say they tied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Um it does sound like Vader, but this is who Wardrick is, and Melvair is the main villain in my epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) Vezon: My name is vezon, cant you see? two masks on my head, soon to be three! Yea I'm too cool to even be sain, Cuz I got the ignika, and it's fused to my brain! Now you Toa inka, you don't stand a chance Cuz I have fen-rakk, fused to my hand! I am the best skakdi out of em all, cuz I'm a 10 out of 10, now fenfakk will take a bite of 'yall. Inka: Now listen here vezon, you must be insain, if you think you can defeat us for your own personal gain! Now that big spider, he dont scare us! Even if he is four times bigger than us, Now we didn't turn all the paraka into worms, just so we could hear your lame little words! Now stand aside, so we can get by. so we can get that mask so mata nui wont die! Vezon: Didn't you dummies hear what I said? I told you that it was fused to my head! (inka kill vezon) Inka: Take that you monsterous duo! Thank the GB's we dont need to smell your B-O! (vezon rises... again) Vezon: I'm indestructablea colectableand even un-detectablerespectablelook kardas there delectableand this mask is unobtainable. (CHOMP) Vezon: look at me now! I'm bigger and badder! you inka are sadder than big bird or mad hatter! (under construction) Edited March 1, 2013 by Loganto The Bo-Matoran Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 You reused us on the Inika Toa, and the second verse of Vezon doesn't really quite rhyme. It does look good so far. Axilus did you see the topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemony Lepid Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Oh hush. also, there should be a GLaDOS VS Construct "spark" 343 from halo Quote ~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 I think I can do that. Just let me look up GLaDOS for inspiration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper-Sama Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Yoshimitsu(Tekken and Soul Calibur franchises) v. Himself. Yoshimitusu-Yoshimitsu fights never fail. Quote Morally unambiguous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makuta of Time Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Um... I'm going to have to really do some digging on him in order to do that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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