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Epic Rap Battles of History

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#81 Offline Dapper-Sama

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Posted Feb 22 2013 - 07:04 PM

Jolly Good!

 

Be weary, he only speaks in Old English.


Edited by Dude w/ a Hat, Feb 22 2013 - 07:04 PM.

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#82 Offline Master Inika

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Posted Mar 01 2013 - 09:22 PM

GENERAL GRIEVOUS

 

VERSUS

 

COUNT DOOKU

 

BEGIN

 

(Dooku)

My name is Count Dooku of the Separatist Alliance

You're an angry, glorified kitchen appliance

Four lightsabers? That seems a bit much

Even Jar Jar Binks likely thinks that you suck

 

(Grievous)

I carry four sabers because one's not enough

How could you not see Sidious was setting you up?

Were you too busy getting both hands chopped off clean?

I had two left when it happened to me

 

(Dooku)

You only exist to sell plastic figures

I am a Sith Lord who can shoot lightning from his fingers

Your CGI looks so fake and rushed

Even Taylor Swift thinks you look airbrushed

 

(Grievous)

I could beat Jedi slime like you with one arm

Your lightning? Seeing your ugly face does more harm

You need more proof that I have more skill?

I was still alive twenty minutes into the film


Edited by Master Inika, Mar 01 2013 - 09:57 PM.

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#83 Offline Captain Caboose

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Posted Mar 01 2013 - 09:24 PM

That sounds pretty good. Grievous killed Dooku.


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#84 Offline Aiwendil

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Posted Mar 01 2013 - 10:53 PM

huh. that's pretty good. I like :D


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#85 Offline Axilus Prime

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Posted Mar 02 2013 - 06:44 AM

That was pure awesome, one of the best rap battles I've ever seen.

 

At first they were fairly even, but Grievous' last bit was enough to absolutely crush Dooku.


Edited by Axilus Prime, Mar 02 2013 - 06:44 AM.

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Posted Mar 03 2013 - 11:18 PM

Finish him! Fatality! Grevious, wins! Toasty!


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