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#1 Offline Kung Fu Pyro

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Posted Jan 24 2013 - 09:00 PM

Before I start this comedy, I just want to say one thing;

 

I'm sorry.

 

I really am. By all accounts, this comedy shouldn't even EXIST. But it does. Confused? Let me explain.

 

This is where I post all my random ideas that I come up with when I'm tired, typically late at night, and make them into a Bionicle comedy. I will probably end up regretting everything in the mornings, but this is one of those aforementioned ideas. It may not be late at night right now, but I'm feeling particularly tired after getting up early today, so here goes.

 

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(^^^^^^^Where I banged my head on the keyboard.)

 

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So, this one night, Tahu and Lewa were inside a cave system wearing cats that ate roast beef. Obviously, since the cats were helicopters, they flew through the roof and became two new stars. I don't know where the other Toa were, they probably got eaten by a Furby. Those things are scary as ****.

 

"What are we doing down here, Lewa?" Tahu glared through his eyes.

 

"Looking for Atlantis, duh!" Lewa replied.

 

"You do realize that it was destroyed by the pig army years ago, right?"

 

"Well, that just means we have to fight Zombie Pigmen, duh! Fetch me two diamonds and a stick!"

 

"Why?"

 

"So I can make a sword, duh!"

 

"How do you craft diamonds?"

 

Lewa's face turned purple with idiocy.

 

"I...I don't know!"

 

"AAAAAHH!"

 

"AAAAAHH"

 

"AAAAAHH"

 

"Oh, hey, gold [font="'trebuchet ms', helvetica, sans-serif;"]MAJESTIC BUDDER[/font]!"

 

"What?"

 

Lewa rushed over to the gold [font="'trebuchet ms', helvetica, sans-serif;"]MAJESTIC BUDDER[/font][font="'trebuchet ms', helvetica, sans-serif;"], killing several squids in the air ducts.[/font]

 

"What is that?"

 

Lewa looked what he was holding over, but then threw it into the Scottish Lava that had conveniently appeared from nowhere.

 

"We can't stop here. This is Batman country." Lewa said.

 

Suddenly, a cave wall imploded, accompanied by the battle cry of "DOOOOOOOOOOOOORRR!!!!"

 

When the pixie dust had settled, Arnold Schwarzenegger stepped in dressed as Superman, carrying an assault rifle covered in My Little Pony stickers.

 

"Who the heck are you?" Tahu asked.

 

"I AM THE LORD OF PLAGIARISM! I RULE ALL ITEMS THAT PLAGIARIZE! WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?!"

 

Lewa jumped up, yelling "To become a Pokemon master!"

 

"IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS!"

 

The LORD OF PLAGIARISM pulled out a bazooka and shot a giant pillow at Lewa, and then promptly flew through the cave roof, yelling "OLD SPICE BODY WAAAAAASH!"

 

Immediately, a giant swarm of Bohrok stampeded into the cave.

 

"Give it up, Toa! We have the power in numbers!" They yelled

 

"Well, I have the power in pointless yelling!" Lewa yelled.

 

"WE DO!"

 

"I DO!"

 

"WE DO!"

 

"I DO!"

 

"WE DO!"

 

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!"

 

"I was FROZEN today!" Tahu yelled.

 

Lewa, the Bohrok, and the Scottish Lava all paused at the same time to look at Tahu.

 

"Dude, that was random." Lewa said.

 

"No kidding. Tone it down a notch." The Bohrok said.

 

"I'm aboot Canadian now, eh?" The Scottish(Canadian?) Lava said.

 

Then they all blew up.

 

The end.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No, seriously.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Feed some orphans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do something productive.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GET THE **** OUT!

 

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Disclaimer: I am so, so, sorry.

 

Word count: 531


Edited by Kung Fu Rahkshi Destroyer, Jan 24 2013 - 09:01 PM.

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#2 Offline Last Son Amakusa

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Posted Jan 24 2013 - 09:03 PM

...I lol'd when reading this. That being said, it's very incoherent. Doesn't flow. BUT WHO CARES?!
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#3 Offline Captain Caboose

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Posted Jan 25 2013 - 12:11 AM

LOL, funny comedy. Like the part where Schwarzenegger comes in. 


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#4 Offline Rahkshi Guurahk

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Posted Jan 25 2013 - 10:50 PM

This very funny. I would like more references though.


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