Hey guess what, everyone? It's time yet again to DROP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING to wish an AWESOME PERSON a happy birthday!
That's right, today is my best friend Turakii #1 Lavasurfer's 21st birthday!
You may now commence with the posting of BIRTHDAY WISHES and PONIES and miscellaneous HOMESTUCK things to celebrate the occasion.
~ (A VTOAHMKEARH)