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Hero Factory: Rise of the Rookies Spoof


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Inspired by SPIRIT's comedy's, I bring you... the Hero Factory Spoof series!

 

Notes: The Indiana Jones movie mentioned is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Mark Baldo directed the Hero Factory episodes and BIONICLE TLR. And Cole is a Ninja from Ninjago.

 

Part 1: Introduction

 

Announcer: This is the Zero... uh, I mean Hero Factory! Where the weakest and most out-of-date Heroes are built! Customized, with overused weapons and technology, for any mission! No matter where it takes them. When 5 epic villians strike, the most weak force against evil is ready! Zero Factory! We build Zeroes!

 

Director: :burnmad: Say it right, or else!

 

Announcer: But I like mine better! Brings a whole new meaning to it!

 

Director: Oh, you little :censored: !! SAY IT RIGHT!!

 

Announcer: :( Ok, that's a little harsh...

 

Director: Oh, I know :evilgrin:

 

Announcer: *Whisper*I liked Mark Baldo better...*Whisper*

 

William Furno: Uh, Mr. Director Guy, where do you want your cardboard cutout of Breez you use to practice your kissing skills?

 

Director: :burnmad:

 

William Furno: I'll leave it in the back with the hardrive that has the CGI model for me in XL form.

 

Director: :OMG: YOU BROKE THE STORYLINE CONTINUITY!!

 

Announcer: Should I say it now, or what?

 

Awkward silence as the Director works down his anger

 

Director: Go right ahead...

 

Announcer: Gathered friends... listen again to our legend... of the BIONICLE. In the time, before time, the Great Spir-

 

Director: YOU LITTLE :censored:!! YOU'RE FIRED!! I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE LEGO LOOK LIKE A FOOL BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR TERRIBLE JOKES!!

 

Announcer runs out in terror

 

Director: And now back to our regularly scheduled program. Lets get on with it! I have to watch Indiana Jones find the Holy Grail! Awesome movie, right?

 

Indiana Jones music plays in the background

 

Director: Its on now? Hurry up! I don't have all day!

 

New Announcer: Hero Factory! We build Heroes!

 

Cole: I am a Ninja! So, how are things in this LEGO theme? :ninja:

 

Director puts his Cole minifigure on his shelf as the screen fades to black

 

 

 

 

 

 

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seems like everyone's going for this kind of comedy. not that I mind of course ^_^ I particularly like this one, because all these references are well integrated into it without it being heavy-handed-feeling. I can't think of anything that could improve it, but rest assured i'll find something :P waiting for the second one ^_^

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