Inspired by SPIRIT's comedy's, I bring you... the Hero Factory Spoof series!
Notes: The Indiana Jones movie mentioned is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Mark Baldo directed the Hero Factory episodes and BIONICLE TLR. And Cole is a Ninja from Ninjago.
Part 1: Introduction
Announcer: This is the Zero... uh, I mean Hero Factory! Where the weakest and most out-of-date Heroes are built! Customized, with overused weapons and technology, for any mission! No matter where it takes them. When 5 epic villians strike, the most weak force against evil is ready! Zero Factory! We build Zeroes!
Director: Say it right, or else!
Announcer: But I like mine better! Brings a whole new meaning to it!
Director: Oh, you little !! SAY IT RIGHT!!
Announcer: Ok, that's a little harsh...
Director: Oh, I know
Announcer: *Whisper*I liked Mark Baldo better...*Whisper*
William Furno: Uh, Mr. Director Guy, where do you want your cardboard cutout of Breez you use to practice your kissing skills?
William Furno: I'll leave it in the back with the hardrive that has the CGI model for me in XL form.
Director: YOU BROKE THE STORYLINE CONTINUITY!!
Announcer: Should I say it now, or what?
Awkward silence as the Director works down his anger
Director: Go right ahead...
Announcer: Gathered friends... listen again to our legend... of the BIONICLE. In the time, before time, the Great Spir-
Director: YOU LITTLE !! YOU'RE FIRED!! I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE LEGO LOOK LIKE A FOOL BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR TERRIBLE JOKES!!
Announcer runs out in terror
Director: And now back to our regularly scheduled program. Lets get on with it! I have to watch Indiana Jones find the Holy Grail! Awesome movie, right?
Indiana Jones music plays in the background
Director: Its on now? Hurry up! I don't have all day!
New Announcer: Hero Factory! We build Heroes!
Cole: I am a Ninja! So, how are things in this LEGO theme?
Director puts his Cole minifigure on his shelf as the screen fades to black