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#1 Offline Tyler Durden

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 12:00 AM

Ohai!

 

There are so many things I could put in this topic. I could be sentimental, I could be lighthearted, I could even be a bit mushy and tell you all that today is the 18th birthday of a dear friend of mine, an absolute gem of a human being whom you all know as Nuju Metru. I could post ironic gifs of bad dancers, I could unhealthily foster one of his many Broadway crushes, or I could talk about the way he thinly veils his own vanity and charm inside BZPRPG characters.

 

But I won't. This is partially because it only begins to scratch the surface of the many, many nuances that make up the birthday boy. But mainly, it's because when I had my birthday, and then again when I hit 10k, Aaron continually spammed me with derogatory and sometimes downright hurtful limericks and haiku. So now I'm going to do the same to you, darling. 

 

Ahem.

 

His name is Aaron.

He can be cool sometimes, but

Mainly, he's a scrub.

 

Heuani's cool,

But don't forget who beat him.

Heh, that would be me.

 

There once was a GM named Nuju

His charries employed darkest juju

His Skakdi, off kilter!His Toa, no filter!His ideas? They were sorry and cuckoo.

 

But that's enough out of me: I'll save the rest for Skype, or maybe I'll blow your phone up overnight with some more as they come to me. For now, happy birthday, Aaron: enjoy it as only you can, live it like no one else could, and deserve it like no one else should. Love youuuu~

 

-Tyler

 

P.S. Bonus points if you can slam him with a haiku or a limerick in the replies. I want blood, people.


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#2 Online Queen Anora Mac Tir

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 12:02 AM

HAPPY NAMEDAY, YOUR GRACE. 

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YOU'RE A NITWIT BUT THAT'S OKAY


Edited by Arya Stark, Feb 28 2013 - 03:11 AM.

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#3 Offline The Otter

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 12:08 AM

In the mind of a man called NujuOne can easily be lost in the voodoo.His brain cannot stop,

Though he be a sorry sop,

His ideas made out of pure poodoo.

 

[color=#ffffff;]Tyler, why do you tempt me so...I feel like he's going to go for revenge.[/color]

Also, happy birthday, Aaron.


Edited by The Otter, Feb 28 2013 - 12:08 AM.

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#4 Offline Doorman

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 12:19 AM

there was once a BZP member named Nuju

his terrible ideas were all cookoo

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Happy birthday, Nuju! :D


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#5 Offline Velox

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 12:27 AM

Happy birthday, Aaron! : DDD But wow I'm pretty sure this is the first time I haven't posted your birthday topic, but that's okay because I love Tyler and he made a better topic than I could. ^_^Hope you have an amazing birthday, dude. Keep being the amazing writer and awesome person that you are. But dangit I really want to re-join the BZPRPG again sometime. XDPosted Image

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#6 Offline Sumiki

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 12:33 AM

Happy birthday, NM! :happy:


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#7 Offline Ballom

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 12:38 AM

Happy birthday, man! :D~B~


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#8 Offline Black Six

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 05:54 AM

Happy birthday Aaron!
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#9 Offline Gatanui

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 07:03 AM

[color=#990000;]Too many birthdays at the same time. :blink: Happy birthday! :)[color=#000080;]-Gata Posted Image[/color][/color]
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#10 Offline Fairy Paladin

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 07:41 AM

Happy birthday! :D Hope you enjoy it! ^^


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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 07:42 AM

[font="'comic sans ms', cursive;"][color=rgb(0,128,0);]Happy birthday crazy awesome staff that I've never gotten to know. :)[/color][/font]

 

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#12 Offline The Renegade Emperor

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 08:34 AM

Happy birthday, Nuju! :)


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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 08:50 AM

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But me and my guns

 

 

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 09:17 AM

Happy birthday to the the final boss eating, universe creating, plotting, Heauni-creating, fight scene writing, master of wit known as the GM Nuju. And the guy who's written some of the best smite posts I've seen in a while.For your birthday, I give you the One Reuben. :P


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#15 Offline Vakama-san

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 09:19 AM

Happy birthday!
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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 09:21 AM

[color=#b22222;]W[/color]ith a flag white as snow in his hands, the revolutionary says,

[color=rgb(178,34,34);]Cut it with the poems already, please,[/color]

[color=rgb(178,34,34);]I'm upset that I can't rhyme that well, guys.[/color]

 

[color=rgb(178,34,34);]But yeah. Happy birthday, Nuju. I wish you another decade of two of GMing. Yes, I know, that is a very selfish wish that is essentially me trying to bring doom upon your head, but. Well. Nike ™: just do it.[/color]

[color=rgb(178,34,34);]-Dovydas[/color]


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#17 Offline Friar Tuck

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 11:26 AM

[color=#8b4513;]Well well Aaron. You turn 18. That means you're a legitimate adult now... can't be charged as a juvenile, can't blame your parents anymore :P[/color]

 

[color=#8b4513;]In honor of this singular accomplishment, and the fact that as of this new year you are fully taking over the Bzprpg, I shall publicly hand over the power of Smite to you; arise Aaron, take the mantle, and behold, the secret of the almighty smite-[/color]

 

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#18 Offline I Am A Walrus

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 11:54 AM

Happy birthday! B-)


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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 12:57 PM

Whatup 'drew! Hope you had a happenin birthdizzle yo.This ain't a request y'see. It's an order.
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#20 Offline Gengar

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 02:59 PM

Happy birthday!
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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 03:20 PM

[color=#008080;]Happy birthday to you as well![/color]

[color=#008080;]Unfortunately, no form of poetry arises for iBrow.[/color]


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#22 Offline Baltarc

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 04:46 PM

This is a haiku.

It's about Nuju's birthday.

Happy birthday, man.


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#23 Offline Kitania

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 05:24 PM

happy birthday nuju :>'

 

hope you have a fun day~


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#24 Offline Carson Chambliss

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 07:12 PM

Haikus are Grokk

But sometimes, they don't make sense

You Nuju Metru

 

...Your birthday evoked my brief return to this forum after my several months of utter apathy for it.

 

Congratulations.


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#25 Offline Tenebrae Invictus

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 07:38 PM

So many birthdays today, ahhhhh

 

Happy Birthday! :P


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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 07:54 PM

Flirts with waitresses

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Oh look, it's Aaron

 

teehee happy birthday


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#27 Offline Tyler Durden

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 08:46 PM

Haikus are Grokk

But sometimes, they don't make sense

You Nuju Metru

 

...Your birthday evoked my brief return to this forum after my several months of utter apathy for it.

 

Congratulations.

 

 

Flirts with waitresses

Charms you into his bedroom

Oh look, it's Aaron

 

teehee happy birthday

 

As OP, I'm officially requesting everyone stop posting poems. We have our winners.

 

-Tyler


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and again, pathetic confusion.

 

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dorian, you aint changed.


#28 Offline Nuju Metru

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Posted Feb 28 2013 - 11:50 PM

Thank you all, my friends...

I liked your birthday haikus!

I'll pay you likewise.


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#29 Offline GSR

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Posted Mar 01 2013 - 12:39 AM

Nuju Metru! I don't really know you, actually, but I'm given to understand you help oversee a RPG whose setting is essentially what would happen if 2001 was a choose-your-own-adventure book and the reader picked the worst possible choice every time.So you're an alright guy in my book! Happy birthday!
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Posted Mar 01 2013 - 04:27 PM

Isn't it sad that your birthday can't be every day?
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