Posted Oct 31 2011 - 11:34 PM
CHAPTER 10 Part 1: In which the Shady Beings invade
Jenova's the Zaphos Clan's Reunion. The group stared at the giant robot, who stood over them in a terrifying manner. It greatly resembled the Providence Gundam, but with a purple colour scheme. On its arms were two giant cannons, which were slowly rotating as if it was going to shoot them. "This must be Mata Nui's attempt to kill us so we won't spread any more blasphemy and heresy," said Zy, who was slowly walking backwards, hoping to escape the robot. "I doubt it my good chap," replied Fred, who was also attempting to escape the robot. "He would probably of smited us with a giant laser beam, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any of them left." Then the giant robot shot a beam of energy at them, which, luckily for the group, missed, but did destroy the cafeteria, along with all the food in there. This obviously enraged many of the Zaphos Clan members, so they decided to stupidly attack the giant robot. "Comrades!" one of the frostelus shouted, addressing his fellow beings. "WE SHAA EXTERMINATE THES EVIL CREATURE FUR DESTROYIN' UIR FOODSTUFFS! LIT THAUR BE VENGEANCE!" A roar rose from the ranks of the clan, and they all charged at the giant robot, brandishing anything they could find as a weapon, even if they were rather ridiculous. One of them was even using a bed as a weapon! "FOOLISH RAHI!" the giant robot shouted, kicking away several of the clan members. "YOU DARE ATTACK I, THE COLOSSUS OF THE SHADY BEINGS?" Somewhere nearby, Shady Being 1 slapped his face in exasperation. For some reason their greatest asset loved to randomly shout and reveal secrets for no real reason. However, it seemed as if they could not rely on subtlety anymore, so he called over his brethren. "Because our giant robot decided to reveal his loyalties," he said dryly, addressing the group of fellow cloaked Shady Beings. "We will have to invade ahead of schedule." The invasion force sighed, before they began to run towards the gates of the compound, where the clan members were attempting to unsuccessfully fight off the robot. "I think we're being invaded," said Captain Obvios, who was standing next to our protagonists, for 'heroes' would be too kind a description. "See, there are cloaked people rushing towards our gates." Fred nodded to his cousin. "Thanks for the hint Captain Obvios," he said, somehow without sarcasm. "It is appreciated." Neelh, who had been merely staring at the robot for several minutes, turned to look at her companions, shock on her face. "How can you guys be so calm!" she said, nearly shouting. "I mean, you guys were running away incredibly quickly before, but now you're treating this like a cup of tea!" "It's because I'm calling for reinforcements," said Karen, who had taken out a mobile phone and was dialling a rather long number. Somewhere else on the planet... *HELLO! YOU HAVE A CALL!* A groan rose from a massive being as he rolled off his bed. Being the commanding officer of the B.S.S Awesome, he had many responsibilities, one of which was to answer every phone call that was redirected to them. "Yes?" he asked, picking up the cordless phone. "Hey Tim," said the voice, which obviously belonged to Karen. "We're being invaded by random people wearing cloaks. I think we require your help." The titan sighed. "Alright," he muttered. "I'll come help you." With that, he hung up, before walking out of his room towards the bridge of the starship/airship. After all, PIZZARISONIKA MAKULIANA EXCEPTIONALPERSONOFAWESOMENESS, or Tim, had too much of a hero complex to refuse to help. --- Decided to split Chapter 10 in half, for it begins our first story arc. Yay!
~Prepare to fight — for, evidently, you have found peace intolerable.~