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#81 Offline Noise #0579

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Posted Jul 09 2013 - 04:09 PM

Man, the whole Coliseum?  It's gonna be tough to explain that to the insurance company...

 

You can get fired from being ruler of the world?  And here I thought it was a field with great job security! *Takes out list of potential careers and crosses off "dictator"*


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Posted Jul 09 2013 - 05:56 PM

So 2 out of the three Nuva have defected to the dark side. Wait, this ain't Star Wars. They defected to evil. Wait, is Takanuva 'Nuva' yet, because I know Helryx is already Nuva.


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Posted Jul 14 2013 - 10:22 AM

Chapter Twenty:
 
*Pridak and all of the Coalition of World Domination are standing on their boat.*
Pridak: This lake har isn't a lake! It's great lake! Scurvy dogs!
Von Nebula: ARR!
Granite: I have eyepatches!
Amazon: And I got tri-cornered hats!
Virus: And look here! Fake hook hands!
Pridak: Avast! Raise the Jolly Roger!
Blaster: What will be our first act of pirate business?
Pridak: We will go ashore, steal from the landlubbers lots o' doubloons, and then bury our booty!
Everyone: ARR!
 
*The schooner lands on the shore. The Coalition of World Domination runs around looking for gold.*
Tahu: Shiver me timbers! There's no gold!
Furno: My compatriots. It appeareth that our homeland is beingeth raideth byeth pirates.
Stormer: What doth thou suggesteth we doth?
Furno: Inspireth them with refined words of-
*The pirates start shooting at the Heros.*
Flare: ARR!!
Von Nebula: I just realized I can be even more evil! I have Shadow for an element now!
Electro: ARR!
Pridak: Why don't these scurvy sons of biscuit eaters have any gold?
Bulk: Oh, we keep it all in the safe in the our cabin. It-
*The pirates rush in, grab all the gold and rush out in two seconds.*
Bulk: 's very secure.
Pridak: You scallywags! Raise the mast!
 
*Some beavers are standing around in a wooden place.*
Beaver #179: Prepare for war. Sharpen the branches.
Commander Beaver: For too long, we have lived in fear of the tyrannical fighters and their being here. Today, we will face the monsters at our door. Today, WE ARE CANCELLING THE BEAVER-
POCALYSPE!
Beaver #645: Haven’t they only been here for, like, the past two days?        
Commander Beaver: It appears we have a dissident. Take care of him boys.
Beaver #645: NO! I didn’t mean it! I’m sorry! Please don’t kill me! I have a wife! And two kids!
Beaver #384: If we just pull this lever, the dam we built will turn into a massive warship.
Commander Beaver: Do it! Do it now! We must fight back against the fighters!
*Beaver #384 pulls the lever and the dam turns into a giant ship.*
 
*Hahli, Gali, Helyrx, Chiara and Kiina are on the beach. *
Gali: You know, I can’t believe that giant dam over there was built by beavers.
Helyrx: It’s amazing what those little furry guys can do.
Chiara: They are so cute. I just want to have one for a pet!
*The dam explodes and a ship comes smashing through the remains.*
Kiina: Should we be scared?
Hahli: Well, the amount of water contained behind that dam is enough to wipe out everything here, so, yes.
Helyrx: Chiara! Go get Sub, and everyone who can make a wall!
Chiara: On it! We have stop the water.
Helyrx: Now, we have to hold the water back!
 
*The pirates are on their ship.*
Pridak: It’s a shame these aren’t sixpence.
Von Nebula: It truly is.
Kopaka: ARR!!!
Malum: I think I see something over there…
Pridak: Then get in the crow’s nest and look at it.
Strack: I’m already up here. It looks like a tsunami is approaching us head on.
Blaster: Turn the ship around! We have to get out of here.
Pridak: No. When facing a tsunami, one must sail into it. Sail forward!
Skrall: Aye aye, captain!
*The schooner sails into the tsunami and then comes out on top. The beaver ship appears on the water.*
Pridak: It appears we have an opponent on the high seas. Prepare the cannons and get ready to board!
Virus: I’ll get my ramp ready!
 
*On the beaver boat.*
Beaver #879: Sir? Another ship approaches.
Commander Beaver: Then open fire. We will destroy them!
Beaver #541: They’ve already opened fire on us.
Commander Beaver: But why? We haven’t acted hostile yet.
Beaver #476: Well, they are flying a skull and crossbones. I think they’re pirates.
Beaver #235: Sir, they’ve boarded. And they’re smashing the entire ship for apparently no reason.
Von Nebula: Where is the captain of this vessel?
*The beavers push Commander Beaver forward.*
Blaster: Wait, we’ve been attacking a ship filled with beavers?
Commander Beavers: Not just any beavers! Beavers bent on annihilating your kind!
Pridak: Yeah right.
*Pridak picks up Commander Beaver and throws him over board. Flare proceeds to light the Beaver’s ship on fire.*
Von Nebula: Take any valuable and leave.
 
*In the captain’s quarters of the ship.*
Electro: Wait, this ship doesn’t have a name.
Flare: All good ships have names.
Von Nebula: We need to come up with one! Fast!
Pridak: I got it.
Blaster: What is the name?
Pridak: The Bane of Beavers.
 
*The Bane of Beavers arrives back on shore.*
Onua: Let’s give our saviors three cheers!
Everyone but the Coalition of World Domination: HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY!
Von Nebula: Why are you cheering for us?
Onua: You saved our lives! You’re our heroes!
Blaster: How exactly did we do that?
Millennium: You defeated the beavers that were coming to kill us.
Electro: But we’re evil!
Boss: You saved us!
Von Nebula: Now we have a whole ‘Good guy image.’
 
*This comedy has 846 words.*


Edited by Canis Lycaon, Dec 13 2013 - 03:53 PM.

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#84 Offline Noise #0579

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Posted Jul 14 2013 - 10:51 AM

Pirates destroying a beaver warship?  Well that was unexpected!


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The Blade of Valor: Short Stories.  When the Spirits of the Elements are in danger, Tahra must take up a legendary weapon and challenge the creature waiting inside Lewa's temple.  Testing a concept, so please respond if you'd like to see more of this.


#85 Offline Captain Caboose

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Posted Jul 20 2013 - 01:55 PM

What is irony of it, is that the Coalition of World Domination are the bad guys. But in the end they actually saved the fighters. 


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#86 Offline Canis Lycaon

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Posted Jul 21 2013 - 04:35 PM

There will be no chapter this week. Instead, enjoy my entry to the Titans vs. Monster contest, using the same characters you know and (hopefully) love!


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