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Alright, I can handle the Jedi really quickly.

 

And for the Commando, some *Insert stupid but understandable issue about equipment that could happen during simulation (Cracked barrel, for example)* issue would be the best excuse. He did take a rough hit from that round.

 

"Boss! Da needle is pointin' in da red! Dat ain't good!"
"Course it's good ya squealin' runt! Red goes fastah!"


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Just finished two rather large finals. My head is throbbing and my eyes are absolutely on fire. I would be having a nap, but unfortunately, the floor has opened up from under me, and Basilisk is laughing while I'm being fed to his pack of rancors. Fun fact! When they were designing rancors, they wanted something that looked like a cross between a bear and a potato.

 

I never imagined their mouths could get so big. Everything's going black. D: I'll edit in the new profiles when I get back to the land of the living. ^_^ I also want to echo what my fellow staffers have said. If you have any concerns, complaints, or queries for us don't hesitate to throw them up. Courtesy and communication are a good things.@Basilisk and Ymper, do you see anything that might concern you about Veeks' profile? I'm not seeing anything, but at this point, I'm almost hallucinating from sleep-deprivation, and Chinese opera somehow has become the soundtrack of this moment (if you haven't heard Chinese opera... listen to it. It's mind-blowing).

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You know, when I made that bar, I wasn't thinking of it as a really prominent place that everyone knows about. Kind of the opposite, actually - I doubt they'd even have prominent places that everyone knows about and still goes to in the undercity.

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It's still lowkey of course Rover. It's just PCs make up a large portion of its lowkey population. =p

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Yes and now it apparently has a reputation as the sort of place bounty hunters should start when they're looking for somebody, which makes it a really bloody stupid place for Tuorri to have gone when he was trying to accomplish two goals: drinking himself into a coma and avoiding bounty hunters.

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Rancors are classic, though. So good they named a word after them. And when you manage to train them all to wear adorable little fezzes, and some unruly patron gets sent below...

 

Do you have any idea how satisfying it is to hear, loud and clear, that some annoying git's last words were "Fezzes? Really?"

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Best last words ever. This is wonderful. Not as wonderful as your profile picture. But still wonderful. Too bad your potato-bears can't wear bow ties like the MeT's nexus. Bow ties are cool. Fezzes should be shot.With disruptors. ;3

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Can you slap a fedora on it? No? Then it's a bad thing.

 

Thinking about it, I think you can slap a fedora on most the galaxy, so that may be a bad example.

 

"Boss! Da needle is pointin' in da red! Dat ain't good!"
"Course it's good ya squealin' runt! Red goes fastah!"


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Well, here's the new profile

Name: Tezlo "Tez" Kaarz

Species: Mirialan

Gender: Male

Age: 19 standard years

Faction: CIS

Sympathies: None

 

Occupation: Military Engineer

 

Skills: Tezlo has recieved the necessary training and schooling on robotics, electronics, programming, welding etc. to be able to know most droids employed by the CIS inside and out, able to repair them or modify them for special assignments should it be needed. His mechanic skills also extend into troop weaponry and artillery employed by the confederacy, he can for example field strip any firearm and put it together again in no time. Tez also puts in regular training with his blaster at the firing range, should the need to ever use it arrive. He is also ambidextrous, able to use both hands with equal precision and skill.

As a Mirialan, Tez is naturally agile and flexible, able to squirm out of tricky jams and move quickly across rough terrain

Equipment or Weapons: F-187 fusioncutter, DH-17 Blaster Pistol, other assorted tools to be used in his job.

Appearance: Tez's skin is a dark shade of green, almost emerald-like in its tone. He has a thin and slender build, orange eyes (a rarity among his species), and a very youthful and strangely human-esque face, which detracts from his species' tradition of elongated heads/faces. His limbs and fingers are similarly long, able to stretch far into machinery to root out broken pieces. His face is very expressive, and you could easily tell what he feels by looking at it. He has black, short hair that hangs freely, as such he needs to wash it quite often due the dirty nature of his job, which is much more often than he actually can. He has little to no facial hair to speak of.

Per Mirialan tradition, Tezlo has a set of tattoos across his face that determine his maturity and skill level. As he's still rather young and only has one year of practical experience, he only has a small row of crosses on his chin.

Tezlo wears a black shirt with the CIS insignia on it, gray cargo pants and a pair of black boots. When working he dons a pair of gray gloves that protect his hands from being damaged by rooting around in a droid's insides. He has his blaster in a holster on his left hip, and his pants have up to 8 pockets (4 around the waist, 4 along the legs) in which to store loose scrap and small tools.

Personality: Tezlo is happy-go-lucky, kind, and a person of simple pleasures. He likes his job, and takes pride in doing it well. Despite this outgoing manner he doesn't mind being left alone. He's very respectful of authorities and very eager to please, as he was never "loved" growing up. He's also somewhat naive and a terrible liar

Home Planet: Although one could assume he's from Mirial, there's no way to be sure, since he's an orphan. He has a small workshop on Dathomir.

 

History: Tez doesn't remember his parents at all. He was dumped in an orphanage at the future heart of confederate space at a very young age, and grew up with a deep-seated loyalty to the confederacy, as "the system" was remarkably good to him. He worked his way up to becoming an engineer in the confederacy's ranks; both because he enjoyed tinkering with machines and as a way to repay the confederacy for "raising" him.

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Don't ask me how, but I just read 'Anshar Rune' as 'Ernest Hemingway'.

 

On another note, looking at the design of an Arquitens, would I be right in guessing that the paired weapons on the dorsal and ventral surfaces of the craft are the quad laser turrets, while the dual turbolasers are arrayed along the sides?

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Don't ask me how, but I just read 'Anshar Rune' as 'Ernest Hemingway'. On another note, looking at the design of an Arquitens, would I be right in guessing that the paired weapons on the dorsal and ventral surfaces of the craft are the quad laser turrets, while the dual turbo lasers are arrayed along the sides?

You have no idea what a compliment that is. I'm running under that assumption. X)

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Oh! Okay. Well, one of the speeders got picked up by a Gozanti Cruiser (which is my ship), prompting the Republic to bring in a pair of LAATs. Those got blown up, to nobody's surprise, a couple of actual ships got involved on the Republic side of the chase, only for some backup to come from the rest of the group that robbed the casino, putting one of the ships out of the fight, and now the Gozanti is tangling with an Arquitens light cruiser in Coruscant orbit.

 

Way over on Lehon, the Sith are kind of concerned that the Jedi are up to something sneaky, and also appalled at their choice of bringing along less-than-fully-trained Jedi, and so they are doing some charity work by turning the Jedi's expedition into a PSA on why you only bring the very best to Lehon.

We will remember - Skies may fade and stars may wane; we won't forget


And your light shines bright - yes so much brighter shine on


We will remember - Until the skies will fall we won't forget


We will remember


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I don't recall there being a 'weaknesses' section of the profile form, so that's kind of confusing and weird.

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And your light shines bright - yes so much brighter shine on


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You could have just as easily stated the limits of his technical knowledge within the 'Skills' section. I'm also not sure how clueless one can be about computers when their job focuses on things that are run by computers.

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People still say 'hacking'?

 

It should also be noted that most instances of 'hacking' have little to do with doing a fancy dance on a keyboard, and much more to do with a convincing phone call to someone who knows the password.

We will remember - Skies may fade and stars may wane; we won't forget


And your light shines bright - yes so much brighter shine on


We will remember - Until the skies will fall we won't forget


We will remember


We all shall follow doom

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Oh! Okay. Well, one of the speeders got picked up by a Gozanti Cruiser (which is my ship), prompting the Republic to bring in a pair of LAATs. Those got blown up, to nobody's surprise, a couple of actual ships got involved on the Republic side of the chase, only for some backup to come from the rest of the group that robbed the casino, putting one of the ships out of the fight, and now the Gozanti is tangling with an Arquitens light cruiser in Coruscant orbit.

 

Way over on Lehon, the Sith are kind of concerned that the Jedi are up to something sneaky, and also appalled at their choice of bringing along less-than-fully-trained Jedi, and so they are doing some charity work by turning the Jedi's expedition into a PSA on why you only bring the very best to Lehon.

 

Awesomesauce.

 

Anyway you guys think I could get Alyia in on this?

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