Chapter 1: Chapter One
He lays there, unwillingly, against his will. Possessing a lack of will, he, without will, lays there. Laying there made him feel without will, as his lack of will made him feel like laying there. His name was Tahu, Toa of Fire. Brother of Sand. Son of Glass. Without him, there would be no heat in the world. "What happened here?" He said. There was no sound in the air but the mechanical output of his movements, created by vibrations which form wavelengths. Everything around him was struck with gray. No life was visible, but a small leaf in his hand. Tahu thought he saw quarks in the leaf at first glance, but realized they were just bacteria. "Who...or what....gave me this leaf?" Tahu asked out loud, as if either plagued with schizophrenia or screenwritten like an anime character. "More importantly" He began. "What is this leaf's purpose? If it gives off unnecessary chemicals such as oxygen, which I do not thrive on, why is it here? Or perhaps I'm put upon this land in order to power this leaf..."
A noticeably dark figure was seen in the distance. The figure got larger as seconds progressed. Finally, the light revealed Gali, who looked out of breath, if she breathes that is. "Tahu...kiss me" Her breath became warmer. Her heart racing, she leaned forward, almost touching Tahu. Tahu then said one of the most romantic things ever spoken. "Did you know there's a species of frog in the Amazon that possesses enough poison to kill one thousand people?"
Gali couldn't take it anymore. She kissed Tahu. IT WAS WILD.
Tahu: So, what'd you guys think?
Lewa, Onua, Kopaka: Jinx. Lewa, Onua, Kopaka: Jinx. Lewa, Onua, Kopaka: Jinx. Lewa, Onua, Kopaka: Jinx. Lewa, Onua, Kopaka: Jin- Tahu: You guys weren't even paying attention!? Pohatu: i wus..dude u gotta lern to indent. ur grammer is herrible. Tahu: Ugh, be quiet!! I HATE criticism! Pohatu: w/e Tahu: Double U slash E to you, too! Lewa: I just-recently read-scanned your chapter-epic. It-epic was-is alright-okay. Tahu: Lewa, you are a walking Thesaurus. Lewa: Thank you-ありがとう Tahu: WOW! Look at the response already! Will Tahu continue this epic? Will he finally get what he deserves? Find out for me sometime.