Kohrak Slayer

Ah, a new blog. The first thing I'd like to do here is state my opinion of the word blog. It is a silly word. It sounds less like a diary than it does like... well, this: Yes, the word 'blog' puts me in mind of loo roll. I have no idea why. That is why I shall stop calling this a blog right away and instead refer to it as a... journal? No, that makes it sound like something much cooler than it really is. And diary implies private. Ah, drat. Okay, you win, it's a blog. I don't usually lose arguments, you know. Don't get used to it. Anyway. I suppose that since this is my first entry I ought to tell you a bit about who I am. My name is Jonathan, but you can call me Jon if you like. I'm 17, and rather too far away from being eighteen (and thus able to do one or two things more legally than I currently can) for my liking. I live in England, which is better that living in America in my opinion because you get the same standard of comfort without having to have people paying so much dratted attention to you. Don't get me wrong, I don't dislike America. My girlfriend is American (American chicks dig the British accent, it's a fact), but let's not go there. Anyway, I'm Jon and... I'm quite good at a handful of things. It's probably quicker to tell you what I'm appallingly bad at, and that would be: Most sports that involve a ballAnything that involves making musicMental ArithmeticDon't tell anyone that last one, I'm supposed to be good at Maths, and I am... I just take a while about it. As far as the internet is concerned, I've been around a few times and I'm a moderator for a thriving Teen Forum (no tiny thing either. We've got a shop Oh, and over 20,000 members). It's not a bad job to have, despite the complete lack of pay. Since I'm expressly forbidden to advertise rival forums here, I won't post the address. It's enough to let you know that we're out there and I'm helping out Been on BZP since... well, since it was BZCommunity and KanohiPower. I remember the KP logo, it was rather natty. I have way too many Bionicle sets, but I don't buy 'em like I used to. Two Piraka, one Inika and two Barraki in the last two years, and that was more than I intended. Oh, and Kardas, but he was a bargain, seriously... three sets for £25? Come on, man, Vezon alone costs that much! Speaking of bargains, I got myself one the other day. One of the sets I've wanted since my childhood: Four pounds. Yay me!