The Storyteller

"Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day." just thought that might cheer your day up. (unless you are a toad) Dreams are great, arn't they. I love dreams, and actually enjoy being told about other peoples dreams. (if you can remember a dream, please comment me it. i would really enjoy that!) my mum had a dream where she remembered how to fly. it was very simple. you lift up one leg... then you lift the other one! I once read a story about a girl who fell in love with a sentence (in her dreams). the funny thing about the story was that they never told you what the sentence was. today i read the blog of TakutaNuvaKal. he is a bit depressed, bad things happening at home. if you could post a little comment, im sure it would make his day. I try not to blog things about my personal life, mainly because my fictional life is far more fun. However, i thought you may want to know, just to prove i once was human. i recently got offered a choice. (mainly in the shape of a new job). i made a choice, and now im waiting for things to change. I feel like the fellowship of the ring- when they leave the open spaces and enter the forest. the mission is not over. it is not going to be easier, or harder. But it is going to be different. "Time does not change us. It just unfolds us." Max Frisch (this in not true, but i liked the quote.)

Very true. but Irony is so hard to catch, define and own, that everything she talks about could be called irony (in the same way that "the Office" tv show is called comedy because there is no catagory for "it makes you laugh at yourself, and at other people, and then feel glad you laughed at them more than yourself.")

Just thought i would pop in a blog to say hi. like passing a friend in a street, a quick hallo can be all it takes to make someones day. So Hi! hows your day going? Good to see you. Gotta go, but i will catch up with you soon. Bye.

An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic... don't you think Quote - Alanis Morissette I thought i would use this time we have together today, to be ironic. Mainly by writing on an online blog, about the joys of paper. Paper is a wonderful thing. It lasts for years! We have fragments of St. Johns Gospel from 70AD (Just 40 years after the death of Jesus). We have had paper (of sort) since 3000BC ! Paper is a brilliant medium. The greatest pieces of art, literature, history and geography have all used paper. We would not have Shakespeare if it was not for paper. Leonardo Da vinci would be lost to us without paper (and what would we call the lead mutant turtle then!) I, personally, am a big fan of Graphic Novels. Where would my time be spent if i was not reading them? One comic book writer suggests that soon we will no longer use paper. That all books and art and comic books will be online. HOGSWASH! Long Live Paper! Long live the novel and the comic and the map and the pieces of paper with paint slapped on them that children call their artwork. Long Live Paper! (and long live Irony) To finish on a quote that is both Ironic and about Paper... "I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.” -Beryl Pfizer

“"Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop” that is a quote from mr Lewis Carroll. Quoting is a very good way of looking cleaver by using other people's brain power. This is the beginning of my blog. Possibly the best place to start a blog. What is the point of a blog? If dont want people to read it, it is a diary or a notepad. But paper is much better for things like that, so if you are using it as a notepad you are a fool at best, and inpractical at worst. If you do want people to read it, you have to ask why, and what you want them to read. If you put stuff you are to shy to say anywhere else (for instance who you like and what you actually believe will happen when you die) you are silly, because that is too important not to shout. If you put silly stuff to make people laugh, then i'm sure people will laugh at you. If you put wise sayings, it will be pearls before swine, because nobody looks for wisdom on the internet. So what is the point of a blog? What is your point, and what is mine? To quote Lewis Carroll again : “Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?" Asked Alice. ''That depends a good deal on where you want to get to'' Said the Cat. "I don't much care where" Said Alice. "Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.