Pillaging, plundering, sailing, fighting. No guns though, just swords. I also like to teach walruses to fly. So far, none have passed my course, but George has been making some big improvements! One thing I sure don't like is Jessie Jaws. She's the first mate on my ship, The Streaker. She bites things. Like Trousers. But she's not always bitey, and she'll help me out in a sword fight, so I keep her on deck.
