Okay, people! I have a special treat. This is my first comedy, entitled "The Nuparu time machine" (duh) Anyway, I will need suggestions, imput and new characters. If you have any suggestions or new characters, PM me. Imput can be posted. I'll put a new post on as much as possible. Alright?


*time to think*



Gooooooooooood...


THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE
part 1




*Takua and Taipu walk into a Onu-koro tunnel*
Takua: So then, Maku and Hafu are getting closer, and closer, and they're all like, and we're like and then Jala comes up behind them, and he's all like and they're like ...
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!!
Takua: Hey, Nuparu, Watcha doin'?
Nuparu: I'm working on a time machine. I just need to insert this Vahi...
Taipu: How did you get that?
Nuparu: I went back in time and swiped it off Tahu when they were battling the bohrok kal. You shoulda seen his face...!
Takua:Won't that unleash the swarms again?
Nuparu: Just a small sacrifice in the name of science...
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!! oh wait...
*Nuparu puts the Vahi on his Machine*
Nuparu: There!
Takua: Now what do we do?
Nuparu: Go back in time!
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!!
Takua: What does this button marked "neanderthals" do?
*Takua pushes button*
Nuparu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Time Machine: ACHOO!!
*Nuparu, Takua and Taipu go back in time*
Nuparu, Takua and Taipu:
*Neanderthal approaches*
Neanderthal: Unga booga!
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!!
*Neanderthal grabs a bat and smashes Taipu on head*
Taipu: Ow...
Neanderthal:
Takua: Take us to your leader.
Neanderthal: Oh, sorry! I didn't know you spoke english! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Bob, the first English-speaking caveman.
Nuparu: Hi bob!
Takua: Like, Hi bob!
Taipu: Come closer Bob...
Bob: Okay...
*Bob smashes Taipu on the head again*
Bob: BWAHAHAHA?
Taipu:Owowowowow...
Nuparu: Here bob, I will show you how to make a wheel.
Bob: We invented that yesterday.
Nuparu: Okay, I'll show you how to make fire.
Bob: That's tommorrow's invention.
Nuparu: Whatever
Bob: I want to learn about brain surgery
*Bob hits Taipu on the head*
Taipu:
*Taipu Explodes*
Taipu:ow...
Nuparu: Good job! You just made fire!
Takua: And you made the continents split
Bob: Cool. I'll call this continent, Man-hit-on-head
Takua: That's too irrelevant
Bob: Actually, it's my favorite passtime...
Taipu: Nooooo!
Nuparu: Why don't you call it America?
Bob: Okay!
Takua: Cool
Nuparu: yay!
Taipu: Ow...

-End

THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE
Part 2




*Takua, Taipu and Nuparu return from their last adventure, sick and tired*
Nuparu:
Takua: Jet... lag....
Taipu: Let's do that again!
*Hahli and Jaller enter tunnel, Hahli playing game boy*
Takua: What are you doing?
Hahli: Read the text, genius!
Takua: Oh..
Hahli: I'm playing MONOLG2. I've collected 3,940,170,321 Cowrie shells and I still can't get off this ©å¬<sum>œ level!!
Jaller: *Sympathizes*
Nuparu: Why are you here?
Jaller: I'm looking for Macku And Huki. They're bound to embrace again, and when they do... *laughs evilly*
*Whenua falls on Taipu's head*
Taipu: AHHHHHHH!! owwwwwww....
Whenua: I've done it! I've finally dug to the centre of the earth! *looks around* Ah! You beat me to it! Well, I'll race you to china!
*Whenua keeps digging, stops*
Whenua: Say, what's that?
Nuparu: It's my time machine. I connected the fluid to the protodermiss, then I emptied the scrudriver and fell on the apple to schiened the yoajfs and miss the spittoon.
Everyone:
Nuparu: Brain overload... must keep...
*begins snoring*
Whenua: Say, what does this button marked "Midevil" do?
*Presses button*
Takua: Noo@o!
Time machine: Wheeeeeze...
Takua: Now look what you've done!
Taipu: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Whenua: I did it! I made it to china! Well, best be going back! *starts digging*
Hahli: Tahu Nuva? What Are you doing here?
Tahu: Trying to get my ?ƒ??<=å Vahi back! Where's Nuparu!
*Shakes Nuparu Violently*
Tahu: Gimme!
Nuparu: NEVER!
Tahu: GIMME!
Nuparu: NOOOOOOOO!
Tahu: WAHHHHHH!
* Tahu lies on ground and sobs*
*Night on horse back approaches*
Night: Ahoy, ye blaggards! Hops ty do, be an dragon on yonder arrrrr....!
Everyone:
Knight: Ow well, I'll hurt you instead
*Knight raises sword*
Jaller: Ah! What are we going to do?!
Nuparu: What any grown Matoran would do: SLEEP ON IT!!
*Nuparu snoozes*
Knight: Arr, young un', I like yur style
*knight snoozes*
Jaller:
Hahli:
Jaller: I love you, hahli!
Hahli: I love you to, but I'd never addmited it until now!
*Jaller and Hahli reach for eachother*
Macku: BOO!
Jaller & Hahli: AHH!
Macku: Hihi, gotcha!
Jaller:
*Jaller whacks Taipu on head*
Taipu: OW!
Jaller: Pass it on 'til it reaches Macku
Taipu: Kay
*Taipu whacks Tahu on head, Tahu breaks out of hissy fit*
Tahu: *Approaches Knight* I challenge you to a duel!!
Knight: Okey dokey
*Knight draws piece of Paper and gives Tahu a paper cut, then pulls out Lemon juice and pours lemon juice on cut*
Tahu: ARRGH!! *Tahu has hissy fit*
Knight: Arr, matey, yur don't wanna flood the grass ta kablimee and hoist ther anchor, reef ther reigns, ya see...
Everyone:
Knight: In other werds, im off ter slay me a drragon. On dasher, on dancer..!

TO BE CONTINUED

This post has been edited by Pohatunuva88: Jun 20 2003, 09:27 PM

THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE

Part 2-B



Tahu: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!
*Tahu shoots fire at knight*
Knight: Ar, ya been ar Drragon!! CHARGE!!
*Knight charges at Tahu*
*In the distance, a bell sounds*
*Knight stops and sips tea*
Takua: What are you doing?
Knight: Well, ar, doncha know? It been Fer o'cluc, it been Tea-time!
*Knight takes another sip*
Knight: Crumpet?
*Bell sounds*
Knight: Attack!! *Continues charging*
Tahu: *Falls on ground and whimpers*
Jaller: Oh... Gukko...
Gukko: *Falls from the sky, bonks knight on head* Terribly sorry!
Knight: AR! THAT'S IT! *Plays lyre*
Everyone else:
*calvary rides over a hill... straight for the Matoran*
Matoran:
Whenua: Yesssssss! I've reached the centre of the earth again!!
*Hole collapses, Everyone, encluding calvary, falls with it*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Whenua: Darn.
Knight: Ar, what? I thinkin' we been just gettin starrted!!
Taipu: Ow...
Time machine: BELCH!!
Everyone: *POOF!*
Matoran:
Tahu: WAAAAHH!
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!
Nuparu: Am I dead? It's so dark!!
*Nuparu runs into Taipu*
Taipu: OW!
Nuparu: Sorry!
Jaller: That's it! I'm off to a telephone to buy myself!
Hahli: I'll come with you!
Nuparu: That's the last time I go back in time!
*Huki walks in*
Huki: Hi guys! Cool... Neat machine! What does this button do..?
Nuparu: NOOOOOO!

-End

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


Oh boy, I laughed so much I'm going BONKERS!
Even my smilies are laughing! Make another one!

lol that was good a little inacturate for the Meidevil part though loL! I don't recall reading about knights saying Arrrr they were more like: What art thou doing on thy land? yeah... Anyway it was pretty funny.

Okay, okay. Next one's coming up!

THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE

Part 3..ish



Nuparu: Now look what you've done!!
Huki: I just pressed a button!
Takua: I think it said, "WWII"
Huki: What's that mean?
*KABOOM*
Takua: Oh, joy we just blew up!
Taipu: Ow...
*Nazi approaches*
Nazi: GRUYEW ƒRR?PU@&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUYGUAW GRAAAATDSAIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Translation: Good morning!
Nuparu: What do you mean, "Good morning"? do you mean to say that you wish us good morning, or that it's a good morning, dispite what I want to hear from you? Or are you saying that you're feeling good this morning?
Everyone else:
Nuparu: Brain... overloding... must... not....
*nuparu snores*
Nazi: You sveak Enhglich?
Takua: HAIUDO DEUTSCH?!?!?!?
Translation: (you speak german?)
Nazi: JUAOIR VOHRAKK ÓÅIWOÄW+ß´Ö.>?!?!?!?!?!?
Translation: (Do you want to speak in german)
Takua: Do you want to speak in English?
German: VAHITPEW…Æ?!??!?!
Translation: What?
Takua: ARRRRRRRRGH!!
*Takua snores*
Huki: I never knew you spoke English!
Nazi: Vell, only ven ve fretinize vith victims of our eveel vlot…
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!!
Huki: Who are you?
Nazi: I'll tell zou vho ve ar...
*Nazis enter, break out in song*

Zou are in our muddahlaaaaaaaaaaaaand!!
Ve vill not give zou a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!!
Vloving up little people vith our *BOOM BOOM* Veeeee- eights!
Run avay or veel turn zou to paaaaaaaaaaste!!
Ve ar ze nazis,
Ve like to *BOOM* Dvive our tanks
And take countvies over (like france)
Ve ar ze Nazis, geet out of ar vay!!!!!!!!!!!
Ve vant to conquer ze vorld.............. Todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
HAIL HITLER!!


Taipu: Ow, my ears!!
Whenua: Hey, could you keep it down? I'm tryin' to dig! sheesh...
Nazi: Vould zou like to hold a live greenade?
Huki: Sure! *huki eats grenade* Mmmm... a little dry, but platible...
Nazi: Dvat
*Bomb lands at Taipu's feet*
Taipu: Oh know...
*KABOOM*
Taipu: Ow...
Nazi: Ve vest ve getting vack to ar var.
Huki: Do you have any more of those grenades?
Nazi: Sure!!
*Gives huki grenade*
Huki: Thanks! Yum Yum...
*President Rosevelt enters*
Rosevelt: Don't tell me it... Who are you?!
Nazi: Veel tell zo vho...
Takua: *Awakens* NOOOOO@@@OOOOO!!!!!
Rosevelt: Can it wait? I'm trying to get some Japenese guys back for blowing up my...
Nazi: Vleet at pearl harbor?
Rosevelt:Cookie jar... WAITAMINUT! YOU'RE NAZIS!!!!
Nazis: yup.
Rosevelt: Arrgh!! I want to hurt you now...
Nazi: Please do...
Takua: Oh oh...

2 B CONTINUED...


PS If you are german, please don't take offense at this post. Remember, these characters are NAZIS, not a generalization of what the german people were, or are, like. NOT ALL GERMANS WERE LIKE HITLER!!! Everyone who is reading this, remember that!!

PPS I would also like to clarify that these comedies will not always be historically accurate. Thanx.

This post has been edited by Pohatunuva88: Jun 23 2003, 02:08 PM

Gosh, I didn't like the last one. I'd better make it better...

THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE

Part 3-B




Rosevelt: Please hold still...*pulls out piece of paper, gives Nazi paper cut, pours lemon juice on paper cut*
Taipu: OW!
Rosevelt: Waza matter?
Taipu: YOU CUT ME AND POURED LEMON JUICE ALL OVER MY HAND!!
Rosevelt: Oops, wrong person! Where's the Nazi?
Nazi: I'm vight here!
Rosevelt: Curses! Alright, buddy! There's only one way to solve this...
BIONICLE PLAYING CARDS!! Draw...
*Nazi and president srtart playing... you guessed it... BIONICLE PLAYING CARDS!!*
Rosevelt: Haha, my Tahu and mask of shielding beats your lewa!
Nazi: Oh, no zou don't! I'm plazing my Exo-toa AND my mask of strength! BWAHAHAHA!!!
Taipu: That's my line...
Rosevelt: Drat! Play again?
Nazi: ZOO BAD!! BWAHAHAHA!!!
Taipu: ARRRGH!
*Taipu whacks Nazi on head*
Nazi: Owowowow...
Taipu: My line again!!! Here, I'll say it for you!
Nazi: Okay
Taipu: Owowow@w...
Nazi: Zhat's eet!!
*Nazi rips off mask!*
Huki: AHHHH!!!
Takua: AHHHH!!!
Nuparu: *Awakens* AHHHH!!!
Taipu: BWHAHAHA!!!
Whenua: Would you keep quiet up there?!? I'm still digging, ya know!! Oh... look! I finally found my remote!
Huki: You're... *gulp*
Takua:You're... *gulp gulp*
Nuparu: You're... *gulp gulp BELCH!!*


TO BE CONTINUED

ME: BWAHAHAHA!!!
L8R



This post has been edited by Pohatunuva88: Jun 23 2003, 02:40 PM

Alrighty then, here's the next one!!
Oh, and rodermis? Thanks for PMing me; you're in!

THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE

Part 3-Could this guy just get on with the story...


Takua: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Whenua: WOULD YOU KEEP QUIET?!?!
Nuparu: You're *gulp sneeze* MAKUTA!! *Evil music*
Nazi/Makuta: Zou're eexpeecting pvince sharmine?
Takua: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Taipu: In advance; Owowowowow...
Rosevelt: Makuta? *evil music* THE Makuta? *evil music* ZOWIE!!
*Rosevelt takes out paper*
Rosevelt: Can I have an autograph?
Makuta: Uh... shure!
*Mukata signs paper*
Makuta: Zere zou arre!
Rosevelt: YAY!! I'm gonna tell my mom, and my dad, and my cat, Fido...
*Rosevelt skips off into the distance*
Makuta: Now, leets get zees ovah veeth...
Everyone else:
Makuta: Sorry. Zees accent ees veely going to my heed.
*clears throat*
Makuta: Now, let's get this over with...
Takua: I'm going in...
Huki: Takua, NOOO@@@OOO@O
Makuta: ALRIGHT, CHRONICLER! DRAW!!
*Makuta and Takua begin... playing BIONICLE PLAYING CARDS!!!*
Takua: You can't win twice, Makuta! *evil music*
Taipu: (thinking: Where is that ©å¬œ? music coming from... )
Makuta: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, SMELLY MATORAN!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!
Taipu: (thinking: That's my line!! )
Takua: HA! Onua and mask of strength!! Beat that, Makuta! *evil music*
Makuta: ALRIGHT!! ONUA NUVA AND MASK OF SHIELDING!! BWAHAHAHA, YOU LOSE!!!!
Taipu:
Takua: I'm ruined!!!
Taipu: NOT YET, TAKUA! While a single matoran stands, there is hope!! With our powers or without… together or apart… we are still the 2003 Matoran. And Makuta's *evil music* is about to learn just what that means!!
Tahu: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!!
Taipu: No one asked you!
Tahu: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR ME TO THINK UP DEEP THINGS LIKE THAT!!??!!??!!??!!
Taipu: I thought you just bought them off Ebay!
Tahu: ARRRRRRRRRRGH! *burns taipu*
Taipu: Ow...
Taipu: *Runs away*
Tahu: Come back here!! I'm not finished with you yet!!
Taipu: *Runs into makuta* *evil music* Ow..
Makuta: *Whacks Taipu on head* BWHAHAHAHA!!!
Taipu:
Makuta: HA! NO-ONE CAN THRORT THE POWER OF MAKUTA!!! *evil music*
Taipu: THAT'S IT!!!!
*Taipu blows up*
* NUCLEUR KABOOM *
Makuta: AHHH!!! RADIATION!!! I'M GOING TO BE SICK!!!!
*Makuta runs around in a circle*
Makuta: AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! MOOOOOOO..... Hihihihi... *falls on ground and snores*
Nuparu: Mad cow from radiation?
Huki: I guess... Well, we should be heading back. I've been away from Macku for over five minuts!!!!
Whenua: HEY, I FOUND A NICKLE!!! *Yank* *CRUMBLE...* *Hole collapses*
Takua: Not again...
Everyone: *Falls*
Huki: This reminds me of something... a dream... there was a white rabbit... some sort of... wonderland...
*POOF*
Time machine: Ahhhhhh...
Nuparu: Ahh... back again! ohhhh...
Takua: My head...
Taipu: BWHAHAHAHA!!!
Huki: That was fun! Let's do it again!
Nuparu: Ahhhhhhh!!!


-End


TO COME: THE PILGRIM MATORAN ENTER THE NEW WORLD!!


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Guest star waiting list:
Rodermis

This post has been edited by Pohatunuva88: Jun 23 2003, 10:25 PM

Part 4 comin up!

THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE

Part 4 (duh!)

Takua: Let's not...
Nuparu: Ohh... I'm goin to uno-koro to get some asperin...
Takua: Count me in...
Taipu: Ow... and me...
Huki: Wimps
*Takua, nuparu and taipu proceed to onu-koro*
Takua: For once I'd like a pharmacy...
Rodermiss: RADIATION FOR SALE!! COME GET YOUR RAAAAADIATION!!
Takua, Nuparu:
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!!
Takua: I'm sorry...
Rodermiss: Don't say sorry to me LITTLE BOY! I'm just a FAT MAN!! Hahahar...
Nuparu: What?
Takua: Do u know the way to the pharmacy?
Rodermiss: Who needs a pharmacy when ya got radiation? No pain, no disgusting tablets, no long waits... And plus, afterwards you glow green!! Or any other colour ya want! Waddaya say?
Taipu: Sounds fun!
Takua: Sounds worth it...
Nuparu: Sounds crazy!
Rodermiss: Naw... Is this a face that would lie?
Rodermiss:
Nuparu: '_'
Rodermiss:
nuparu: '_'
Rodermiss:
Takua: I'll try s-...
Rodermiss: GREAT!!! Just sit here...
*Rodermiss forces Takua onto a plank*
Rodermiss: Now, I just press this little button, and...
*Takua flies into a tube*
Takua: AHHH!!
Rodermiss: This wont hurt one bit…
*BLEEP*
*SIzzLE*
Takua: OW!
*Takua flies out of tube*
Takua: AHHHHHH!!!!
*SPLAT*
Takua: Ohh... it hurts more...
Rodermiss: Oops! Forgot to put the lid on! Oh well, who's next?
Nuparu: *Gulp* *SNEEZE*
Rodermiss: Was that a "Me"?
Nuparu: NO!
Rodermiss: ALRIGHTY THEN!! Just lie here…
*PLOP*
Rodermiss: I just push this button...
*POKE* *ZOOM*
Nuparu: AHHH!!!
Rodermiss: put on the lid, and then…
*BEEP*
Nuparu: (thinking: that doesn't sound good...)
*SIzzLE*
Nuparu: OW!!!
*Radiation flows through nuparu's body*
Nuparu: GAGAGAH!!!
*Egg timer sounds*
Rodermiss: All done!
*Rodermiss pulls Nuparu out of radiation tube*
Taipu: U look tasty!
Nuparu: GAGAGAAAAAAH... C'mon... sthish way!! Hihihi...
*Grabs rodermiss' arm and pulls him into a tunnel*
Rodermiss: Wah...?
Takua: AHHHHHG!!!!!!!! HES HEADING TO THE TIME MACHINE!! WE MUST STOP HIM!!
Taipu: But he's just out of the microwave... he'll be way too hot...
*Takua drags Taipu and follows Nuparu*
Taipu: Ow.. OW... AH! ROCK! *BUMP* ohw....
Nuparu: *At the time machine* GAGA!! HIHIHI moo...
Huki: Ah, there u are! I can't get this thing to work...
Nuparu: GAGA!! *about to press button*
Takua: NOOOOOO@@@@@OO@O!!!
*Nuparu snores*
Takua: Phew!!
*Nuparu falls on button*
Takua: GAH!!
Nuparu: Ga?
Time machine: *HACK HACK*
*POOF*
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!!
Rodermiss: Koo...
Nuparu: Gagaaaaaaaaaaaaah…

2 B CONTINUED...

QUOTE

Rodermiss: RADIATION FOR SALE!! COME GET YOUR RAAAAADIATION!!

Rodermiss must be qutie a psychopath... I mean... who wants radiation?!

Yes, Rodermiss is crazy... Or maybe just Widget-driven. Anyway, lets see how our characters do in the New World...

Part 4-because I care


Takua: This is getting out of hand
*Turkey waddles over*
Turkey: Gobble Gobble
Rodermiss: Hi
Turkey: Gobble GAGAH!
Nuparu: GAGAAAAGAH?
Turkey: Gobble
Huki: What is it?
Takua: Some sort of Gukko...
Huki: Mmmm... My favorite!
Turkey: SQUAK!
*Turkey runs off*
*Huki follows*
Huki: Come back, Gobbler!
*Pilgrim enters*
Pilgrim: Dratted turkeys... Always gettin in my way...
Nuparu: Ga
Pilgrim: No'n asked you!
Takua: Excuse me…
Pilgrim: Hey, buddy! Not so loud, you'll atteract the indians!
Rodermiss: Do you want to buy some radiation?
Pilgrim: Eh?
Pilgrim: It tastes good on... Turkey!
*native enters*
Native: White Man taste good on Manok
Pilgrim: Not you again!
Native: Ya ya
Takua: And you are..?
Native: ???å<sum><pi>˜<sum>˜ç? Ò?Œ<=µ 
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!!
Takua & Rodermiss: Wat?
Native: Fat Eagle Spit on Swollen wolf
Takua & Rodermiss: Ohh...
Rodermiss: Can I interest you in some radiation?
Native: Eh?
Rodermiss: It's great for hunting... Manok!
Native: Eh?
Rodermiss: Oops
Native: Shh... Buffulo are coming
Takua: YAY!! I love buffulo wings!
Native: I must go chase buffolo off big cliff. Catcha later, dudes!
*Native exits*
*Turkey & Huki enter*
Turkey: Gobble Gobble
Huki: Wait, Gobbler! I just want to invite you to lunch!
*Turkey runs up to Pilgrim*
Nuparu: Gablle?
Turkey: Gobble *PECK*
Pilgrim: YEOW!
Nuparu: Hihihi...
Taipu: Owowow... You're sitting on me
Pilgrim: Terribly sorry
Huki: Help me catch the Gobbler!!
Rodermiss: A'right *ATOMIC KABOOM*
Turkey: Ga SQUAK!
Taipu: Ow...
Pilgrim: Ahh... Turkey à la flame!
Rodermiss: No... Turkey a la radiation!

2 B CONTINUED

Great comedy! I can't wait for todays or tommorows installment of it. (I said today because today is July 3rd and you said you would update daily , but it isn't really a problem)

Here it comes. Sorry about missing one day I'll try not to do it again


THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE

Part 4-Crazy I am


Huki: Yum yum
Turkey: SQUAK!!
Takua: This will be a great article! "The Gukko that wouldn't Die!"
Huki: Gobbler
Takua: Gukko
Huki: GOBBLER
Takua: GUKKO!!
Huki: GOBBLER!!!!
Takua: GUKKO!!!!!!!!!!
Huki: ALL RIGHT!! THAT DOES IT!!
*huki sits on the ground*
Huki: DRAW!!
*Huki and Takua start playing… BIONICLE PLAYING CARDS!!*
Huki: Haha! My Makuta *evil music* beats your Gali!!
Takua: Nahuh!! Not if I play my Takanuva... with Mask of light!!
Huki: Well, The I place a mask of shadow!! HAHA!
Takua: D'OH!
Turkey: Gobble gobble *CHOMP*
Huki: AHH!! IT ATE MY CARDS!!
Takua: HAHA!! I win!
Huki: *Has a hissy fit* WAHHHHHHHH!! it is fair and just!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Takua: UGH! you sound like Tahu!
Huki: *stops* Am I that pathetic?
Takua: Do I have to give an honest answer?
Nuparu: No
Takua & Huki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Nuparu: What?
Takua: You're healed!
Huki: Ooo... And you're glowing green!
Rodermiss: See? See?! I told you it would work That will be 9,981,735,293,643,092 widgets
Nuparu: AHH!
Turkey: Gobble *PECK*
Rodermiss: OW!
Pilgrim: I best be gettin' in! Mt ma's gonna get worried
Native: *Enters* Yum yum buffulo
Pilgrim: Yum yum turkey
Huki: yum yum Gukko
Rodermiss: Yum yum radiation
Native: Wanna hang round here for a few?
Takua: No thanks... I've had enough of history
Rodermiss: Not me. I'm gonna go blow up a tree *walks off*
*BANG* *KRACCCCCCCK*
Rodermiss: YEE HAW!!
Native: NOOOOO@@OOO@OOOOO@@@@@@O!!
*Native hugs tree and puts it back it the ground*
Native: *whacks Taipu on head
Taipu: OW
Native: Pass it on to blow up man
Taipu: Okey dokey *Bonks Jaller on head*
Jaller: Ow!
Takua:
Jaller: Oh, sorry. Wrong comedy. I nead to go bug Huki and Macku in "Huki and Macku get married" See ya!
*Jaller dissapears*
Turkey: Gobble *PECK*
Taipu: OW!!
*Taipu Explodes* *ATOMIC KABOOM*
Taipu: Ow...
Rodermiss: YAY!! Radiation! Radiation for all!
*Rodermiss starts dancing around*
Native: Buffulo come from head-smashed-in
Everyone else:
Takua: What a fitting name…
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*Buffulo come closer and closer and…*
Time machine: *Snicker*
*POOF*
Takua: Oh... My head...
Rodermiss: Aww.... A little radiation should help!!
Takua: NO@@@@@@@@@@OOOO!
*Beep*
Rodermiss: Oops… wrong button!
Time Machine: *HONK*


-End



UP NEXT: THE PAST OF THE FUTURE

P.S. HELP! I need more guest stars! If you want to be in, PM me!! Pleez... :-)

ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Comedy fans! I need to write a small note before todays installment: From July 5- July 7 2003, there WILL BE NO UPDATES!! On monday I will continue updating, because that's when I will be near a computer screen. UNTILL THEN read the next one (I'll try to make it extra long)



THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE

Part 5 (and a bit)





*POOF*
Nuparu: GAAHHH!! RODERMISS!!!
Rodermiss: At your service!
Nuparu: GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! *whacks taipu on head*
Taipu: OW!! That's the last time I journey in time with you!!
*Mettalic man morphes by Matoran*
*ZOOOOOOOOOOOP*
MM: Greetings
Takua: Cool...
MM: It is great to meet my own kind
Nuparu: GAH! WE'RE IN THE FUTURE!!
MM: But that was said in the past
Matoran:
MM: would you like a soda?
Takua: Soda? SODA!?!?
MM: Do you want a soda?
Takua: ARGH!!!!!! *punches Mettalic man*
*KONC*
Takua: AHH!!! MY PLASTIC HAND!!!!!!!!!
MM: Hand? O, you mean those little blocks sticking out of your arms!
Pohatu: It's all we got
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!!
Nuparu:
takua:
Huki:
Rodermiss: Can I interest you in some radiation?
Pohatu: Sorry, dude. I got a whole set of problems, don't need new ones
Rodermiss: Darn, a smart customer
MM: Ooo... Radiation... I LOVE radiation!!
Rodermiss: GREAT!! *Sprays plutonium on Mettalic man* That will be… 9,072,882,752,142,638 widgets
MM: I don't have any widgets... I spent them all on my new rocket boots
Rodermiss: Okay. Huki, your married. YOU pay!!
Huki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MM: Want to see my rocket boots in action?
*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*Mettalic Man Motors to Mars*
Takua: I love alliteration
*Mettalic Man returns to earth*
MM: Ain't it cool?
Huki: Did you see the moon? Is it really made out of cheese?
MM: Yup.
Huki: SWEEEEEEEET!!
*huki jumps to moon*
Huki: Yum Yum

*Half a moon later*

Huki: Ooo... That tasted good.
*suddenly, Huki gets a terrible gut feeling*
Huki: ohno!!! I can feel it comming out!!
*BELCH*
Huki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


2 B CONTINUED

Next: Rodermiss of Radiation to the Rescue!

This post has been edited by Pohatunuva88: Jul 4 2003, 02:55 PM

QUOTE (Pohatunuva88 @ Jun 24 2003, 03:03 AM)

Zou are in our muddahlaaaaaaaaaaaaand!! Ve vill not give zou a haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!! Vloving up little people vith our *BOOM BOOM* Veeeee- eights! Run avay or veel turn zou to paaaaaaaaaaste!! Ve ar ze nazis, Ve like to *BOOM* Dvive our tanks And take countvies over (like france) Ve ar ze Nazis, geet out of ar vay!!!!!!!!!!! Ve vant to conquer ze vorld.............. Todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! HAIL HITLER!!

Whoa... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was extra funny, especially when my friend sang that song in a wierd nutty way...

I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK!!

Well, Kanohi Takua!! glad you liked it. I'm thinking of starting NUPARU TIME MACHINE; the musical. But I guess that can wait. Right now, there's a comedy to write!!




THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE

Part 5-Bees buzzing in a bee hive!!





*ON EARTH*

*boom*
Takua: Did you hear something?
Taipu: Yeh, it sounded like it was coming from the moon...
MM: Oh, Probably just the international space station preforming one of their wierd experiments... Like attacking foreign objects in space
Nuparu: Riiiiiiiiiiiight
Takua: GAAH!! HUKI!!
Nuparu: Oh no! He's stuck up there!! The space station is going to shoot him!! We must help!
Takua: Mettalic Man!! Marron on the moon and Make his day!
MM: I don't get it.... I DON'T GET IT?!?!?! *Mettalic man has a hissy fit*
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!!Nuparu: GO pohatu!! Save him!!
Pohatu: *sniff* I can't... Something is bugging me too much to go up ther... *sniff*
Nuparu: What?
Pohatu: Well, on page 10 of issue 12.... I HAVE NO ARMS!!!!!!!!!! *Leans on taipu and sobs*
Taipu: AHH!! WATER!! I HATE water!!!!
Takua: Since when are you a po-koran?
Taipu: Well, I look like one... AHH!! I LOOK LIKE A PO-KORAN!!! *Leans on Pohatu and sobs, which of course, gives Pohatu no more support*
Pohatu: AHH!!
Taipu: Owoof... CASHAAIRMMFFD
Pohatu: What was that?
Taipu: Mmafr
Pohatu: I went too far? *gives taipu enough room to open his mouth*
Taipu: hg. AAIIIR!!!!!
Pohatu: AHA! I have uncovered the mystery!!
Taipu: You have uncovered my lungs
Takua: Stop playing around!! Huki is in trouble!!
Pohatu: What? Huki's playing trouble?
Rodermiss: YAY!! I love that game!! *Puts on radio-active Rocket* On dasher... on dancer...
*KAVROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Rodermiss: HONEY AND NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!
*Honey nut cherios bee stings him*
Rodermiss: OW!! *Crashes into moon*
*KAPOW!*
*Moon cracks and shatters*

---MEANWHILE---

*Orchestra music*
Da da da tata... TA TA... TA TA...
Huki: *Running in slow motion... Wow... this... is... so... cool...! *Crashes into venus*
*Kaboing*
Huki: Venus goes kaboing?
*Venetians tap huki on shoulder*
Huki: AHHH!!
Venetians: *Vulcan sign* Greetings... WAZZAH?!
Huki: ...up?
Venetian 1: Yeah. Don't have a cow, man.
Venetian 2: What's a cow?
Venetian 1: Some mystical creature from another planet...
Huki: Why's it so hot here?
Venetian 1: Where have you been? Venus is like, one hot fondu man
Venetian 2: Totally. Peace
Huki: YUMMY!!
Venetian 1: I am Spock Junior
Venetian 2: I am Hippyjoe
Spock jnr: Our venus fly trap will find you delicious!
Hippyjoe: Yeah
Spock jnr: Follow us... To our leader *Wink wink nudge nudge*

2 B CONTINUED


Next: Mettalic man... Makuta...

*suspenseful music*

This post has been edited by Pohatunuva88: Jul 8 2003, 12:13 AM

I'd really like some posts!! Anyway, whatever, I promised to update daily, so I will







THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE





Part 5-Cat's are cool


--ON EARTH--

*BOOM*
Takua: Cool, the moon just exploded!!
MM: And look, some of it is headed right for us!
Taipu: YAY!!
Nuparu: I love astronomy *lies down and watches metor shower*
Pohatu: AHH!!! *hides under a rock*
Taipu, MM, Nuparu: *BOOM* Ooo... *Crash* Ahh...

--ON VENUS--

Spock jnr: Here it is, dude
Hippyjoe: Yeah, what he said
Venus fly trap: Bring the prisoner forth
Huki: But I'm the only one
Venus fly trap: shut him up!!! I hate food that talk all the way down! What a bore, what a bore...
Huki: WHERE? I've never seen a boar before!! Do they taste as good as gukko?
Spock jnr: He flew in from the sky
Hippyjoe: Yeah, what he said
Venus fly trap: I hope he tastes better then that plastic surgeon I ate last week. BLECH!
Plastic surgeon: I'll give you a leaf lift!! Come on, let me go!
Venus fly trap: Down it goes!
*Gulp*
Huki: Whee!! *clonc* oo... It's warm in here... Who are you?
Plastic surgeon: I'll give you a root implant! Come on, just puke me up!
Huki: I think I know you! Do you know... The muffin man?
Plastic surgeon: The muffin man?
Huki: The muffin man!
Plastic surgeon: Yes, I know the muffin man... Who lives on dreary lane?
Huki: Yeah! Are you related to... The muffin man?
Plastic surgeon: *intruiged* The... MUFFIN man?
Huki: THE MUFFIN MAN!!

--In space--

Rodermiss: Hmm... The moon tastes good... Do I smell a hint of radiation? (hearing: *THE MUFFIN MAN!!*) Ohh... Sounds like Huki! And the muffin man? Yay! Trouble, and Tim Hortons
*Rockets off to sound* Hmmm.... Wa it this way? I think I'm lost!
Astronaut: Actually, It's called Jim Thorton now, And how can you hear in space?
Rodermiss: Well, how can you talk to Me in space?
Astronaut: Good point
Rodermiss: I'm sorry, I'm looking for my friend Huki... He's playing trouble, have you seen him?
Astronaut: Oh yeah, he passed by here not to long ago. I think he landed on Venus *Morphes into arrow* What you want to do, is...
*Macku Enters*
Macku: Boo!!
Astronaut: AHH!! *moon walks away*
Macku: Hihi!! Oh, I just go "Boo" And they go Wee... I'm sorry... Did I say something?
Rodermiss: Would Makuta Swallow me? I will voluntarily feed myself to a rahi!
Macku: Hey! Was it something I said?

2 B CONTINUED

Next: Finding Huki

This post has been edited by Pohatunuva88: Jul 8 2003, 03:27 PM

I'm sorry about not updating yesterday, in case you were wondering. I was posting in other topics just fine, thinking, “I’ll update my comedy soon, but not yet,” when my computer displayed an error, and I couldn’t go anywhere on BZP. Tell me if you had the same problem.

Anyway, back to business


THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE


Part 5-Do you know the Muffin Man??



--IN VENUS FLY TRAP’S TUMMY—

Plastic surgeon: The... Muffin... Man??
Huki: Look, just forget it
Plastic surgeon: No no... This is FUN!! Do YOU know the Muffin Man?
Huki: Not personally
Plastic Surgeon: Oh
*RUMBLE*
Huki: *vibrates* *singing* GOOD, GOOD, G@OOOD, GOOD VIBRAATIONS!!
Plastic surgeon: Aoh Aoh... Baduh beeduh

--OUTSIDE—

Venus fly trap: What is that sound!!
Spock jnr: Chill, dude. It’s just the spaceship taking off, y’all
Hippyjoe: Yeah, what he said
Venus fly trap: No, that SINGING!!
Spock jnr: Hey, you! Move it! *HONK*
Rodermiss: Exuse me, we’re trying to find-
Spock jnr: Your going the wrong way, so get out of ours!! *BEEP*
Rodermiss: All I’m asking for is a-
Spock jnr: Death sentence? Cause I’m thinking of giving you one! Now move that rocket out of my path, or I’m gonna have to resort to unwanted measures!
Rodermiss: Ooo... That makes me so angry!!
*Rodermiss changes into... SLUG MAN!!*
Rodermiss: Arr...
Macku:
Rodermiss: Oops... Wrong outfit
*Rodermiss Changes into... RADIO-ACTIVE MAN!!*
Macku: Oh, looks like a space brawl... I’m gone! *POOF*
R.A.M: Arr... YOU MAKE ME BIG MAAD!! *shoots out radiation beams*
Venesians: AHH!!!!
R.A.M: GRRAH!! *Throws atomic bomb* Hasta lavista... Baby!
*Venesian rocket ship speeds toward earth*
Venesians: AHH!!!!
R.A.M: ARR!!
Huki: WHEE!!!
Hippyjoe: What he said

--ON EARTH—

Taipu, Takua, MM: *KAKRASH* Woo... *KAGRIIND* Ooh...
Pohatu: Lunatics (HA HA!! Lunatics!! Get it! Ha ha ha ha*cough cough*)
Venesian spaceship: *KABLOOIE*
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!!
Takua: Nice!
MM: Perfect 10
Nuparu: Hear hear!
Spock jnr: Ow...
Hippyjoe: Uh, what he said
Venus fly trap: The protodermiss ran when the toast sprung a leak in Tahu’s nose on the kajibafus...
MM: FLUFFY!! My pet plant fluffy!!
Venus fly trap: OH NO!!
MM: Where have you been!! You had me worried sick!
Venus fly trap: I’m gonna puke...
MM: Give me a hug!
Venus fly trap: BURP!!
Huki: WHEE!!
Plastic surgeon: FREEDOM!!
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!!
Takua: HUKI!!
Pohatu: Huki!!
*Radio-active Man changes back into Rodermiss*
Rodermiss: Huki! Are you still playing trouble with the muffin man?
Huki:
Pohatu: I’ve got a message from Hafu for you, Huki
Huki: What’s it say?
Pohatu: *pause*
Everyone else: *suspense*
Pohatu: *pause* “Hi”
Everyone else: *Sigh of relief*
Pohatu: “You owe me 56,332,196,156 widgets”
Huki: GAHH!! *explodes* *BOOM*
Time machine: *Grumble*
*POOF*
Huki: *unexblodes* *MOOB* Ahh... Back again! *Leans on time machine*
Nuparu: NOO@@@@@@@OOOOO!

-End


Next up: Matoran in the Hood

Hilo! Sorry about not keeping up as far as updating daily I've had a lot of work lately, around the house 'n stuf. Anywho, here I am, and about time.



THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE


Part 6




Nuparu: GAAHH!! NOT AGAIN!! Oh no... I... Stress making me...*falls on the ground and snores*
Taipu: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Pohatu: We're in a forest...
Takua: A very strange one at that...
Rodermiss: Yeah yeah... I wonder if anyone here would be interested in Radiation?
Kotu: Ek! Not me!
Takua:
Rodermiss: How did you..?
Kotu: Mess up my mask? Well, I just popped out of th shower, when the tide came in, and I...
Robin hood: La libertéééééééé! ! ! ! ! ! ! *snatches Kotu and swings into tree* Oof!
Robin hood: AH HA, Madam, ie ahm your saviour!!
Kotu: It would help if you would... not squish me against the tree!!
Robin Hood: Oh, excusé moi madam
Kotu: *GASP*
Shrek: Oh, darn. Foiled again!
Robin Hood: Uh, Ogre. Can you not see ie ahm busee?
Little john: I'll take care of it, master
Shrek: ARR!! *SMACK*
Little john: Hey! Be nice!
Taipu: Ow...
Pohatu: Methinks we should go
Rodermiss: Methinks someone would just LOOOOOOOOOOVE SOME RAAAAADIATION!!
Shrek: Who me?
Rodermiss: Yes you! Why, a little radiation would get rid of that HORRABLE skunk smell that was sprayed on you! Ek!
Shrek: Really?
Rodermiss: Really really!
Shrek: Really really really?
Rodermiss: Really really really really!
Shrek: Really really re-
Rodermiss: I bet you just can't WAIT to get that TERRRIBLE smell off of you, so let's just pull out my handydandy leatherman. *Pulls out leatherman*
Shrek: I actually LIKE that smell...
Rodermiss: And flip it to raaaaaaaaadiation tube! *flips it to radiation tube* *flip*
Shrek: I'm actually quite busy right-
Rodermiss: Now, to pull out the plank *pulls out plank* And let you sit comfortly on the latter *Forces Shrek onto plank* And press this button *Etcettera, etcettera*
Shrek: AHHHH!!
Rodermiss: Screw on the lid tightly... Now, as for the fun part!
Takua: For whom?
*SIzzLE*
Shrek: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! HULK GET MAD!!!!!!! *Breaks out of tube* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Takua: I don't understand... You were exposed to radiation that should have killed you!
Rodermiss: *evilly* My creation is... unique!
That comes to... 9,234,515,634,827,903,056,162 widgets!
Shrek: I don't have that...
Rodermiss: So... lone it off Huki!
Huki: I am running away!
Robin Hood: Stoper! Arrêter! *Swings into action* AWWWWWWWWWWIEAWWWWWWWIEAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! *misses huki*
Oh, dahrn iet! *Smashes into tree* Ie sai ahgain... Ow...
Huki: Phew!
Sherrif of Rottingham: You shall not... Pass me a soda, will ya?
Takua: Soda? SODA!!!!! *charges at sherrif* ARRRR-! EK! YOU SMELL!
SoR: My new cologne... It's called "eau de dead skunk"
Takua: PEEWEW!
Huki: *GAG* Can't... breath...
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA-oh...
Kotu: COULD SOMEONE GET ME DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!
Takua: I would but... Every time I see you, my pancreas burns with joy!
Kotu: Get away from me!
Takua: My brain melts by the hot stove of your heart... My large intestine becomes...
Kotu: EW!
Pohatu: Oh brother
SoR: AHA!! An ally! *Rips off SoR to reveal...*

2 B continued

These seem very funny!

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
This is very, very funny!

Thank you for your posts. now for the next part.


THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE

Part 6-B kind to others



*...The evil AGENT SMITH!!*
SoR: Smith... Agent smith...
Takua: *Cough* Wrong period *cough*
Smith: Oops... Sorry *Rips off mask to reveal... The evil MAKUTA! *evil music* Takua, you have proven yourself worthy. Join my side, and together we can rule!
Takua: I'll never join you! You killed my cousin's boyfriends sister's fiance's pet dogs brother's owner's ex!
Makuta: No, takua... I AM your cousin's boyfriends sister's fiance's pet dogs brother's owner's ex!
Takua: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@OOOOOO@@@@@@@@@@@OOOOOO!!!!
Nuparu: *awakens* What, what'd I miss?
Robin hood: Ie zee stahrz... *Drops to the ground* Iet ees time to feeneesh dis proapolee, my shereef! En garde!
Makuta: Ya wanna go? BRING IT ON!!!!!!! *Makuta **evil music** and robin hood start playing... BIONICLE PLAYING CARDS!!*
Robin hood: My tahu ahnd mahsk oov strength beats your ohnua!
Makuta: not if I play an exo-toa AND a mask of shielding! BWAHAHAHA!!!
Robin hood: AGAD! IE AHM FOILEED!!
Little john: *runs in slow motion: NOOOO@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Makuta: what ARE you doing ?
Little john: *opens kraata holder that makes up makuta's **evil music** leg* What is THIS!?
Takua: TWENTY TAKANUVA'S?? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... I knew that dope had something fishy up his... leg!
Taipu: BWAHAHAHAHA!!! *evil music* HEY! I didn't say Makuta! *evil music* I DIDN'T SAY MAKUTA!!!! *evil music* Cut *evil music* it *evil music* OUT!! *evil music* ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!
*explodes*
Everyone: *flies in the air* AHH!!!
Rodermiss: Ahh, radiation!
Robin hood: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Takua: Ai- Aiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!! Come on! Everyone!
Everyone: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
*CRASH*
Huki: The ground... The glorious ground! *kisses ground*
Macku: *appears* TRAITOR!!
Huki: Wait, honey!
Macku: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Huki: *trips on tree* Woah! *plop* *CRACK*
*Tree falls, hits taipu on head*
Taipu: Owowowowow...
Takua: Ah, tree, why dost thou hurt thee?
Robin hood: Beecause trees ahre eaveel!! *swings by* *CRASH* Zee what ie meen?
Shrek: *shakes tree* Arr, get down. I'm not finished with you yet!!
*Robin hood falls*
Robin hood: Oof! Ie hahv deescovered... GRAVEETY!!
Shrek: Arr, you salty dog!!
Makuta: Arr, you salty gopher!!
Kotu: Arr, you could GET ME DOWN ANYTIME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robin hood: Do noot worree Madmoiselle! *swiiiiiing!* *CRASH* *CRACK* *TIMBER*
Everyone else: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Time machine: *Gurgle*
*POOF*
Takua: Oh...
Taipu: *unexplodes* My head... Pas me a soda... with some soda crackers!
Takua: Soda? SODA!?!?! *lunges at taipu, misses*
Nuparu: Not again!

-End

Next: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't believe that Takua hates soda! What's wrong with him?

Thank you for your comments! Now for the next part!



THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE

Part 7



Time Machine: *PITOOEE!*
*POOF*
Takua: Darn Missed
Huki: Arrgh! Here we go again!
Nuparu: Here we get sick again!
Kotu: Sea sick!
Rodermiss: Aww... What some radiation to ease the sickness?
Takua: Or augment the sickness?
Pohatu: Hmm... the grounds wooden. Say, what's over that ledge? *Looks over side of boat* Oh my! What a pretty blue color!
*Fish jumps out*
Pohatu: GAAHH!!!!! WATER! I HATE water! *Runs away from edge*
Taipu: Ooo... It's peaceful! *peacefulness*
Takua: Yeah, not a soul on deck!
*Twenty sea faren pirates hop on deck and point guns at matoran*
Takua: Spoke too soon
Head pirate: Arrr... *cough* sorry, bad cold
Matoran:
Head pirate: Hello. My name is Orangy-black beard, but you may call me Dim. Whose presence do I have the pleasure of being in?
Takua: Um, Takua, the cronicler
Nuparu: Nuparu, the nerd
Pohatu: Pohatu, Toa of stone
Huki: Huki, kohlii champion
Kotu: Kotu, the annoyed
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!!
Rodermiss: Rodermiss, the strong and wise. Wise enough to bring along some radiation! What can I put you down for?
Dim: Pray, young one, sit, be still
Pirates: Arrr, listen to the captn', laddie. Arr...
Dim: I am glad to make your aquaintence. Now, let me give you a tour of my ship, "The Sassy Old Brown Wooden Humongo Ship Thingy"
Takua: I like it!
Dim: to the right you see the mast. It is an antique, passed on through my family for twelve generations!
Matoran: Ooo...
Pirates: *still pointing guns at matoran*
Dim: Now I'll escort you down to the galley... Here we cook up the best seafood you've ever had! Our cook, Captain Cook.
Cptn cook: Arr... Pass me a patota arr...
Takua: Patota?
Dim: And hear are our canons...
Huki: And canon balls?
Dim: They're in the canons
Huki: YUMMY! *rushes to nearest canon
Takua: Huki, NOOOO@@OO@@@@@@@@@OOO@OOO!!!!
Huki: Yum yum
Rodermiss: Hmm... I wonder what happens when you light this little string thingy...
Dim: Observe *lights wisk*
*KABOOM*
Huki: HONEY AND NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!
*Honey nut cherois bee stings Huki*
Huki: OW! *Cashes into montain, montain shatters*
Matoran: Ooo...

2 B continued

Huki: Do you know the Muffin Man?
Surgeon: The Muffin Man?
Huki: The Muffin Man!

Yes, I know the muffin man all right...

Hilo everyone....

In case you noticed, I have not been fulfilling my promise to update daily. Why? Commitments. Chores. Vacationing. I was able to post ONE post all week in another topic. Then my sister kicked me off. So, I'm sorry.
Anywho, here I go



THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE

Part 7-Back to the past


Huki: Hmm... LETS DO THAT AGAIN!
Rodermiss: Hear hear
Takua: Uh, mister dim, sir?
Dim: Please, please, call me Orangy-black beard!
Takua: Okay, orangy black beard?
Dim: Yes?
Takua: May I use the facilities?
Dim: Down the hall, seventh door to starboard...
Takua: Seventh?
Dim: Did I say seventh? I meant seventh-trillion
Takua: *walks down hall* One… two… three… four… five… six...
Huki: Now, how am I going to cross the sea to get onto the boat...?
Rodermiss: This sounds like a job for... THE TERMINATOR!! *turns into terminator
Trmtor: Arr... Hasta mañana… baby!
Everyone else:
Trmtor: Oops... sorry *turns into... RADIOACTIVE MAN!!*
RAM: ARRRRRRRRRR... *Blasts off* I'M COMING, HUKI!! *misses huki* darn *crashes into yet another mountain* *Mountain shatters*
Kotu: Boys *Tsk tsk*
Takua: Fifty-five... fifty six… fifty-seven… fifty-eight…
Pohatu: Honestly. *uses kakama nuva, flashes over to shore*
*runs into mountain, mountain shatters* Ow...
Nuparu: This is getting out of hand
Dim: C'mon, boys. Let us sail over to the shore and save our guests! *puts on track suit, grabs megaphone* C'MON GUYS!!! YOU CAN DO BETTER THEN THAT!!! STROOOOOOKE... STROOOOOOKE...
Pirates: *break out into song*

Pirates pirates, row row row;
If you think we are cannibles,
Pirates pirates ho ho ho
We will make you go GO GO!

STROOOOOOKE... STROOOOOOKE...

Pirates Pirates, not Tom hanks;
Who was Castaway from land and banks
Pirates pirates, if you stank,
We would make you walk the plank!

STROOOOOOKE... STROOOOOOKE...

Pirates pirates, boarding ships,
Highjacking boats and drinking sips
Pirates pirates, watch out earth,
PIRTES ARE HERE AND WE'RE HERE FOR GREATER GIRTH!!!

STROOOOOOKE... STROOOOOOKE...
Arr...

Takua: One hundred-four... one-hundred five... NGH!
*Pirates land on shore*
Dim: LET'S GO BOYS!!
Pirates:YEEHAW!! arr... *pour out of ship and swarm matoran* ATAAAAAAAAACK!!!!! *doggie pile matoran* You're safe now, laddies... Arr...
Takua: One hundred-ninety-nine... two hundred... two hundred-one...


2 B CONTINUED

I'm sorry if these seem a little lame. I'm running out of Ideas!
But, since I still have a few, let's give this another shot!


THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE


Part 7-Can-can can you do the can-can?



RAM: ARRGH!! *spews out radiation*
Pirates: Augh! RETREAT!!!
Taipu: BWAHAHAHA!!!
Pirates: *run over taipu*
Taipu: Ow...
RAM: UNLEASH THE WMDS OF WAR!!!
Pohatu: It's "dogs", you comet ball traitor!
RAM: COMET BALL TRAITOR?!?!?! *blows up*
Pohatu, Huki: *fly through the air* AHHHHHHH!!!! *land on deck, pass through deck*
Pohatu, huki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Takua: Two hundred-seventeen... Two hundred-eighteen...*Looks up* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Pohatu, Huki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Takua: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Pohatu, huki: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*etc*
*SMACK*
Takua: Macku had a little maha, little maha...
Huki: Macku?
RAM: *appears* My work here is done! *changes back into Rodermiss* But MY work isn't. Want some radiation to ease the pain, Takua?
Takua: AHH! No no, there's no pain... Oh, great, now I lost count! *walks back to beginning* One... two... three...
Slug: SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!! Intruder, intruder, SQUAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!
Nuparu: HOLY MAHA!!! What in makuta's lair IS that?!
Dim: This is my talking slug, polly
polly: SQUAAAAAAWK!! GIVE ME A LEAF, GIVE ME A LEAF, SQUAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!
Huki: Whoa, cool. Is he tasty?
polly: SQUAAAAWK!!! WHOA, COOL! IS HE TASTY, IS HE TASTY, SQUAAAAAWK!!!
Takua: Twenty… twenty-one… twenty-two…
polly: SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!! TWENTY ONE, TWENTY-TWO, TWENTY-THREE SQUAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!
Dim: Here's a leaf, polly, dig in!
polly: SQUAAAAAAWK!! *munch munch*
Huki:Did you say, "Dig into polly, munch munch"?
Dim: Uh...
Huki: YIPPEE!! *grabs for polly*
Polly: SQUAAAAAWK!!! *slithers up huki's arm* *munch munch*
Huki: AHHH!!! IT'S EATING MY EAR!!!
Rodermiss: *listens* Hark, I see a voice, calling for help! DOCTOR RADIATION IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!
Kotu: Oh, brother
Nuparu: Rodermiss, if you think you're-
Rodermiss: Okay, huki, now hold still *pulls out radiation gun* hasta lavista... Polly! *SIzzLE*
*slug grows*
Pohatu: Holy maha, he's huge!!
Taipu: BWHAHAHAHA!!!
*polly becomes... SLUG MAN*
Slugman: Hasta la slime ball... Doctor radiation! *slimes rodermiss*
Rodermiss: EWWWW!!!! *wipes himself off with Taipu*
Taipu: AHHH!!! I'VE BEEN SLIMED, I'VE BEEN SLIMED!!!
Nuparu: If you've just been slimed... And you're out of time... Who ya gonna call?
Huki: GHOST BUST--
*suddenly, the door swings open*
Everyone: *GASP!!!*

2 B CONTINUED

Hahahahaha! Now come Makuta from the darknesses of the ships... and the Matoran throw him overboard into the crazed-Gahlok infested seas...

Have I become that predictable? Actually, in fact, I was thinking of that, but I decided on a more fiendish character...
Stay tuned dear reader, to discover... WHAT LURKS BELOW DECK!


THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE



Part 7-Dead dogs don't learn new tricks



*And through the open door walks...*
*FLASH* *WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR*
Tourist: Oh, this is priceless!
Other tourist: Did you get that, did you get that?
Baby tourist: Gaga goo blurp! *FLASH*
*...The TOURISTS OF DOOM!!*
*FLASH*
Nuparu: My eyes, my eyes! *falls asleep*
Kotu: Good plan! *Falls asleep*
Pohatu: Um, 15th century tourists didn't have cameras.
Tourists:
Male tourist: *wispering* did we count on that?
Female tourist: Thanks for telling us!
*Cameras replaced by scetch pads*
*scribble scribble*
Femle tourist: Ooo... get the cute one!
*Scribble scribble*
Baby tourist: Goo goo gah! *jumps on taipu* Ride cowboy! Hihi goo!
Taipu: AHHH!! GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF! *runs around in circles*
Male tourist: Ooo, this is priceless! *scribble scribble*
Dim: If you will please follow me to-
Baby tourist: Hihi *munch*
Taipu: AHH!! HE ATE MY HAIR! ARR!! YOU LITTLE RUNT!!!
Baby tourist: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Female tourist: *whacks Taipu on head* Look, you've made Jim Bob sad!
Male tourist: Where are our rooms? I'm tired!
Dim: Uh... *talks with other pirates, returns to tourists* Down that hall, 5,678,342,682,929,274,134 door on your right
Tourists: Okay! *walk down hall*
Takua: four-thousand-seven-hundred-eighty... four-thousand-seven-hundred eighty one... AGAD!! Where do they keep these washrooms!!
Tourists: *go into their room* Good night every one! Oh, yes. We would like seventeen plates of nachos, two root bears, a Coors Light for the baby, twenty-five cheese burgers, a large fries and a diet coke delivered to our room
Dim: Uh...
Rodermiss: Would you like some radiation with that?
Female tourist: Actually, make that TWO diet sodas
Takua: Soda? SODA?!?!?!? *runs down the hallway, raged* ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH! Oh, look! 7 trillion! Finaly! Oh, wait. I don't have to go anymore. *Walks back down hallway*
Tourists: Good night! *close door*
Dim: *to pirates* So, are all you chaps ready fo the plan?
Pirates: Arr....

2 B CONTINUED

Actuallty, Pn88, you're not THAT predictable. I was just suggesting an idea.
Oh man... WHAT'S NEXT?!

Well, we'll have to see what's next, wont we?

Sorry, can't post today. Not enough time

Now posting!


THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE



Part 7-Finish it already!!!




Takua: Ho hum... Nothin to do... Might as well right that update. *cracks nuckles*
Rodermiss: Oh, look, the ship's got a hole... Look at all that water coming through
Dim: HOLY MOLEY!! I mean... Stay calm everyone. Gimme that Big mushroom... The one that resembles your skull
Rodermiss: Ok *passes mushroom*
Dim: My deepest regards *plugs hole* There we go. Oh, still dripping. Bring me that pail please!
Pirates: Arr... *passes bucket*
Dim: There! *Drip, drip,drip*
Takua:
Dim: Oh, I'm beat! Pass me some water!
Takua: Oh oh... *rushes down hallway*
Dim: There... Now for the plan! *laughs evilly*
Captain Cook: Should I get that order ready, captn'?
Dim: Why, yes. We must please our "guests"
Rodermiss: OH OH! Can I help?
Dim: Certainly, My young...
Nuparu: *awakens* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@@@@@@@@@@@OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@@@@@@@@@@@@@@OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He'll kill us all!
Dim: No, just the tourists
Nuparu: Oh, THAT'S ok! ^ ^
Dim: Chef?
CC: Righto, boss. Now, fer me favorite recipe... First we cut up the ognions... Now, let's Grab the chicken. *reaches for chicken*
Chicken: CLUCK CLUCK!! *Runs away*
Huki: I got it! Come here, Clucker!
Chicken: CLUCK SQUAWK!
Polly: SQUAAWK??
Chicken: SQUAWK SQUAWK CLUCK *peck*
Taipu: OW! IT PECKED MY LEG!
Huki: Cm'ere, little clucker! I just what to dress you up! I'll stuff you... WITH FOOD OF COURSE!! heh heh *runs over taipu*
Taipu: Owowowowow...
Rodermiss: Oo... Add some Uranium! *plops in uranium*
CC: Arr.... Maybe a few dozen hot peppers...
Rodermiss: Plutonium is good!
CC: Arr, and some dirty bath water!
Rodermiss: This copper looks yummy...
CC: Rodermiss, you be the best cook this side of the seven seas!
Rodermiss: Oh, shucks!
Kotu: Hey, hey! Watch out! Pride is a poison, and so is paint thinner!
Rodermiss, Chef: '_'
Kotu:
Chef: paint thinner sounds good...
Rodermiss: Thanks kotu!
Kotu: Oh, shucks!

--Later--

CC: Arr, it be done!! *gives plate to pirate*
Pirate: Arr... *walks down hall*
Takua: Seven thousand five-hundred.... Seven thousand five hundred-one...
Pirate: *Knocks on door* ROOM SERVICE!
Female tourist: Oh goody! But wait. I ordered seventeen plates of nachos, two root bears, a Coors Light for the baby, twenty-five cheese burgers, a large fries and two diet cokes delivered to our room, but you gave me sixteen plates of nachos, three root bears, a Coors Light for the baby, twenty-four cheese burgers, a medium fries and diet coke and a salad!
Pirate: Uh...
Takua: 46,892...46,893...

2 B CONTINUED

I will be gone for a week. Be back on monday!

Hahahaha that is so funny..... plz continue this is so cool.

Here I am, back in the land of the comedies. I came home at 11pm mountain time on monday, and yesterday my post was kinda erased. So, here I go again. Stay tuned to discover the next chapter in...


THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE

Part 7-Get it over and done with!!!





Female tourist: Oh well. I'll take it anyway, without charge *grabs food and slams door* Here you go my little peggy weggy. It up you adorable Smoochy Poo!
Baby tourist: Ga goo! *grabs coors light* *GULP GULP* Ahh... *Blurp* *spotlight centres on him* OOOAKLAHOMA!!!!!!! WHERE THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAAAAAAAIN!!!
Female tourist: *sniff* Our little boy... He's so talented...
Male tourist: *eats nachos* Mmm... *fire spews from mouth* *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAACK ZWING KABLOOIE KWACK siZZle WONGO SNAP CRACKLE POP* *turns green, red white blue pink yellow purple orange turquoise, settles with a lime green* Owhh...
Female tourist: Room service!
Dim: Yes? Are you enjoying your (heh heh) meal???
Female tourist: *slaps dim*
Dim: I may have deserved that...
Female tourist: You have made my husband sick! I demand a refund!
Dim: But you didn't pay anything--...
Female tourist: Then, ive me what I would have paid you if you hadn't have given me too much food
Dim: Uh...
Female tourist: Maybe give me a free pass to the unboard gym... You do have one, don't you?
Dim: Well, no but--
Female tourist: In that case I demand a discount on this room and the cruise. Is that clear?
Dim: THATS IT! I AM CLEARING YOU OFF THIS VESSLE!!
Female tourist: CLEARLY WE SHOULDN'T HAVE PICKED THIS CRUISE FOR OUR VOYAGE!!
Dim: IT'S GOING TO BE CLEARER STILL WHEN YOU WALK THE PLANK INTO THE CLEARLY SHARK INFESTED WATERS!!
Takua: 89,274... 89,275...
Dim: GUAAAAAAAAARDS!!
Huki: come here, you naughty clucker!!
Chicken: BUKAW!
Polly: SQUAAAAAAAWK!! ALERT! ALERT! ANOYING TOURISTS SQUAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!
*guards grab tourists, escort them to top deck*
Pohatu: *walks out of kitchen* Mmm... you guys have the most incredible assortement of rock hard candies!! I just finished eating them!
Captain cook: Those were to be saved for indigenous natives! *whacks taipu on head*
Taipu: OW! What was that for?
CC: Sorry. The two of you look so alike.
Taipu: Arr...
Pirate: That's a good lad!

--Later, on top deck--

*everyone is seated to watch the spectacle about to unfold: The riddence of the Annoying tourists!*

Nuparu: This should be an Ideal opportunity to study shark feeding habits!
Dim: If they ever show up... I had an appointment for three hours ago!
Kotu: Maybe these will help. They're my "instant gahlok" *pulls out bag, reads lable* Hmm... just add water. That's easy! *dumps contents into sea, gahlok take shape*
Dim: There we go! Now, the moment we've been waiting for... You, tourist bonie lass... WALK THE PLANK!!


2 B CONTINUED

Wh00t! I wonder how long it will thake till the Matoran (and Toa) are home again. For a while...

Just so you people know, I will have trouble posting for the next few days, though I may sneak in a few updates, ya never know. And I know what your thinking, "Whats with this guy! He's got an eight-part chapter and he can't even keep up with updating it... Or finish this chapter, for that matter!" Well, fear no more, because I am finally ending the chapter! That's right, this very update (the "h" one) is the gripping conclusion to "Pirates of the Mata-Nui". So sit back, Max and relax, this is home stretch for Part 7 of


THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE

Part 7-Happily we will walk with the comforting feeling that this torment will end (lol)



Female tourist: This is your last chance, Dim! Give us a rebate... Or die!
Dim: Ha ha. You tourist scum couldn't do anything to me! Now walk the plank already!
*pirates shove her forward with poles*
Gahlok: Pool pool nice and cool, gives us tourists that's what we wish... *Snap*
Female tourist: *Looks over to Jim Bob, nods, Jim bob nods back*
Pirates: *SHOVE*
Female tourist: *Drops over edge, grabs end of plank and flips into the air onto deck* *Reaches out*
Jim Bob: Gagah! *throws out lightsaber, Female tourist catches it*
Female tourist: BAHA! *ZipowZAP huMM*
Everyone:
Female tourist: Jim bob! *throws back lightsaber*
Jim bob: *throws back cutlass*
Female tourist: *perefect catch* BAHA! *starts kicking serious butt* Haha! Ow ha! Yipow! Hazzah!
Pirates: Haharr! Ow arr! Yiparr! Hazarr!
Dim: *Exits from crowd* So, tourist! We meet again! For the first last time!
Female tourist: Yes, We confront eachother for the last time that is our fourth time! In the last hour!
Dim: And, firstly, This is the last time we meet! So, we meet at last!
Matoran:
Pohatu: I need a rock to kick *walks off*
Dim: En Garde! *lunge*
Female tourist: *Parry-lunge*
Dim: *evades*
Female tourist: *feight*
Dim: *pause* *thrust, spiiiiiiiiiiiiiin*
(etc)
Huki: Boooooring
Kotu: It's nothing like a kolhii match. *sniff* I shoulda been chosen! Not dumb ol hahli. What makes her better then me?!?!*has a hissy fit* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Nuparu: Was that supposed to be a rhetorical question?
Taipu: Duh! Talk about stating the obvious!
Takua: *whacks taipu on head* Don't you talk that way about my girl!
Nuparu: You're girl ?!? Takua, give it up, you two will never make it!
Takua: That's not true! *whacks taipu on head and has a hissy fit*
Taipu: No one respects me! *has a hissy fit*
Kotu: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Takua: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Taipu: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
English: *waaaaaaaaaaaaay off* Hark! Was that the sound of a lark?
Other english: No, that wouldst be the sound of a water siren! Raise the alarm!! *row off in direction of noise*
Dim: Would you guys shut up? We're trying to fight here!!
Female tourist: Yeah!
English: *blow trumpets* BADALABAABAA DA DAAAAA!!!! *switch to rock* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!! GRRUENGRACRASSHBAPOWWKRABABOOM...
Dim: Ahh!!! The english are coming, the english are coming!!!
Pohatu: What's with all this noise? Oh, where's a rock when you need one??
Nuparu: Oh brother. Now I gotta save the day again... *falls on the ground and snores*
Kotu: Mommy...
Takua: Daddy...
Taipu: Fido...
Huki: Mmm... English! Sounds yummy!
Chicken: Bwakwack!
Polly: You said it!
Huki: THERE YOU ARE!!!
Tourists: *scribble scribble* Oh! A historical reinactment! This is priceless! *scribble*
Pirates: Arr! Ahoy! Raise ancor! Reef the rudder and heave ho to starboard!
Pohatu: Oh, finally, a rock! *kick* *BOOM KRAACK* Dumb place for a hull Shouldn't they consider that some people might want to kick there, honestly! *water leaks in* Oh, yummy! Water, I HATE water!
*ship starts sinking*
Pirates: AHHHH!!!!
englishmen: AHHHHH!!!!
Matoran: AHHHHHH!!!!
Chicken: SQUAAWK!!!!
Tourists: What he said
Gahlok: Yum yum!!! Dinner, AND a show!!
Time machine: *Grunt*
*POOF*

Takua: Ahh!!! Back at last! Now I can use the bathroom!
Taipu: What a day. I need to rest!!
Pohatu: NOOOO!!! NOT ON THE....

-End


Guest star waiting list:

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Kamuta Gee

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew... Down the time vortex again, just like the tornadoes...

Okay, here's the yummy update... Come and get it!!




THE NUPARU TIME MACHINE


Part 8-A new begining



Pohatu: ...WALL!! That's my special granite wall! Get off!!
Taipu: Sorry...
Pohatu: I'll say you're sorry! *whacks taipu on head* Drop down and give me two-hundred! Pronto!
Taipu: Aww... *drops down* One............. Whoof!! T-T-T-T-w-w-w-o-o-o..............................
Takua: Ah! The fecilities! *enters wash room*
*from washroom: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!
Takua: Sorry, so sorry heh heh *exits, goes into right bathroom*
Nuparu: Yaknow, I still haven't been able to get my asperin. Who wants to come along?
Rodermiss: Asperin? No, not asperin! Why not some good ol' radiation!
Nuparu: Aww... Rodermiss, look. I bet you can't be quiet for a whole update!
Rodermiss: I didn't talk through the last one...
Nuparu: Yeah, but I bet you can't do it again! (heh heh)
Rodermiss: I bet I can!
Nuparu: There we go! I'm off to town centre!
Huki: No, let's go back into time again! How does this machine work?
Kotu: I think I'll just sit here and sulk.
*nuparu, followed by rodermiss, takes off to down-town Onu-koro*
Nuparu: Ahh... I feel like singing!! *music* THE HIIIIIIIIILLS ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!! WITH THE SSOOOOUNDS OF
THE MASK OF LIGHT TRAILER...!
Kamuta gee: Any sign of the evil gingavitis??
Nuparu: What are you talking about?
Kamuta gee: Well, I'm on a quest... To find the holy grail!
Nuparu: Really?
Kamuta gee: Actually it's to get people to brush their teeth. Hey, do YOU have healthy gums?
Nuparu: Uh...
Kmuta gee: Let's see! Say "ahh"
Nuparu: uh...
Kamuta gee: *cranks nuparu's mouth open with a jack* Hmm.... You've got some plaque build up in sector four...
Nuparu: Uggh ung! Hgi willy hont hrav a hri!
Kamuta gee: Whta was that?
Takua: *enters* Uggh ung! Hgi willy hont hrav a hri!
Kamuta gee: You said it!
Rodermiss: *sniffle sniffle*
Kamuta gee: Ok! *let's nuparu's jaw go* You've got to watch that tartar build up. I'd perscribe Lysterine mouthwash...
Rodermiss: *snort snort*
Kamuta gee: Can you keep quiet? I'm trying to save the world here!!
Rodermiss: HAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Nuparu: Ha! You couldn't do it! I new you couldn't do it! I new...
Rodermiss: *points UV ray gun at nuparu*
Nuparu: ..you were a very nice person heheh!
Rodermiss: Why use mouthwash when a little radiation will do the trick?
Kamuta gee: High doses of radiation can cause severe damage tothe upper...
Takua: Oh oh I need to go again! *rushes to bathroom*
Kamuta gee: *runs behind takua* Have YOU seen any plaque attacks lately? Oh, what's this? *runs to time machine*
Nuparu:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kamuta gee: Now what does this do? *preses button*
Time machine: ouch!

*POOF*


2 B CONTINUED

This post has been edited by Pohatunuva88: Aug 13 2003, 12:38 PM

HAhaha! that was gfunny,
Why am i so crazy???
But hey Im cool and Im in a comidey,
ever things great!
Thanx POHATUnuva88!
I owe you.

Pn88, You stretched the screens! Get it fixed please!