WELCOME TO KURAHK THE ANGERED'S THE RAHKSHI AT HOME!


This comedy is about what the Rahkshi might do at home. Here is the part where all guest stars, authors, etc. will be recorded.

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Guest Stars:
bob1138: Teacher
Darktoa2001:Bob the foriegn exchange student
Ku Rhak 25:Human
MatoroNuva10:Kapola the Neighbor
Lord Commander of the Ultramarin:Custom toa
weswas the great: Trick-or-treater for Halloween special
Lewa Nuva Master of Air: As himself (in mine, see above)

Authors can put any of these guest stars in their chapters.
Guest stars are being accepted: No.

Authors:
Kurahk the Angered
Leo Metru
Toa Zahuna Nuva and Toa Zachuna
banjojanjo2

Those who have sent me applications:
All current authors & ProtoNuvaKopaka

Those who've asked if they can co-author:
Lewa Nuva Master of Air

Number of authors currently wanted:5
Positions:0

Way to become co-author:Send me an example of what I can expect from you. Please try not to make it so that it has 2000 words or more. Try for 300-600 words. If I approve, you're official!

Way to guest star: PM me or any of the authors(if you PM me, tell me who you want to guest star with) and wait until we post a chapter with you in it!

Rules: See BZP rules. Especially NO SPAMMING! AT ALL![/FONT]


Author colors:
Me: Blue
Leo: Red
Zahunu-Gold
banjojanjo2: Green

Chapter List:
KtA, LM, bj2, Z-Kurahk the Angered, Leo Metru, banjojanjo2, Zahunu
KtA chapters:
1-Breakfast-This post
2-Getting the syrup-P2
3-The Neighbors-P6
4-The Party!-P11
5-Takanuva's Arrival and the Disaster-P13
6-Choosing a pet-P20
7-School-P28
7.5-9/11 Special episode-P45(Page 2 post 5)
7.7-MoL Special-P54
8-Some more School-P80
9A-Halloween Special Part 1-P110
9B-Halloween Special Part 2-P117
10-The Meaning of Christmas-P290
11-The Rahkshi Birthday Bash-P308
12-New Year's-P343
13-Valentine's Day-P345
14-St. Patrick's Day-P347
15-April Fool's Day-P349
16-The Kohlii Game-P354
17-Moving-P357
18-Easter-P360
LM chapters:
1-P32
2-P40
3-Rest in Pieces-P57
4-P91
5-P99
6-Trick or Treat!-P156
7-P298
8-Christmas-P335
Z chapters:
1
2
3
4-Creation of Rahkshi-P282
5-Carve it up-P329
bj2 chapters:
1-The Kal move into the nieghborhood-P96
2-P108
3-Girl's night out-P116
4-P152


[SIZE=14]NOTE: YOU MAY WANT TO READ MY PREVIOUS COMEDY TO UNDERSTAND SOME EASTER EGGS.
NOTE 2: GUURAHK IS A GIRL IN THIS COMEDY. I MADE HER THAT WAY, SO PLEASE DON'T YELL AT ME FOR THIS. :psycotwitch:

Now that all formalities have been done, on with the comedy!


The Rahkshi at Home
Chapter 1: Breakfast
Beneath Mata Nui, we journey into the home of Makuta and his 5 sons and his daughter. Let's see them now.

Guurahk: What's for breakfast, Father?
Father Makuta: I haven't got a single clue what to fix for breakfast.You guys decide. Oh! I know, have cereal!
Kurahk: But But But DAD! You said you'd fix us French Toast and Mountain Dew! And and and(slap)OW! Why'd you do that?
Lerahk: Well, someone had to shut you up!
Kurahk: Why you little piece of -
Vorahk: Settle down,Kurahk!I will drain your energy,need I!
Kurahk: And then I will restore it with Mountain Dew again!
Panrahk: I wanna say something!Please?
Father Makuta: You already said something, you ingrate!
Panrahk: What's an ingrate?
All but Panrahk: You are an Ingrate!
Panrahk: Which means...
Turahk: You're stupid!:P
Father Makuta: Alright! I'll make French Toast!
Kurahk: YAY!
Guurahk: But it will get all over my makeup!
All but Guurahk: HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Turahk: HAHA...So funHAny...NO!
-Turahk's stomach explodes-
Father Makuta: It's time for breakfast! Now!
-At the table-
Turahk: Where's the syrup! Everyone knows that I can't eat without syrup!
Panrahk: I squished it with my Gigantic feet and ate it all!
Lerahk: Even the bottle?
Panrahk: YEP! BURP!
Turahk: Getting so mad... must control anger...
Kurahk: This is going to be good! (Stabs Turahk with staff)
-Turahk turns into the Hulk-
Hulk:I MUST SMASH PANRAHK AND HIS BIG FOOT!
Vorahk: Well, calm down, Turahk!(RRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR) On second thought, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! CALL THE NAVY!
Kurahk: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!
Lerahk: Go to the store and get some syrup, why don't you? Or at least sit down?'
-Turahk morphs form Hulk to normal and sits-
Lerahk: (FART) Ha ha! You sat on a whoopie cusion!
Turahk: GRRR!
-At the other side of the table-
Vorahk: (Gulp) I want more food!
Father Makuta: Here!
Vorahk: (Gulp) I want more food!
Father Makuta: Here!
Vorahk: (Gulp) I want more food!
Father Makuta: Go to Wal-Mart and get some!
Kurahk: Why go there? Wal-Mart drops the bomb! Let's go to the brand new Tahu-Mart for food! They are top quality at Wal-Mart beating prices!
Father Makuta: Then there you shall go!
Vorahk: Do they have food there?
Father Makuta: Yes!
Vorahk: Let's go!

Until next time, Goodbye!

This post has been edited by Kurahk the Angered: Apr 13 2004, 07:56 PM

Well, it's time for another chapter in the home under Mata Nui!

The Rahkshi at Home
Chapter 2:Getting the Syrup
In Mata Nui, in Kini Nui, the traffic is very busy. Luckily, our Rahkshi friends can fly. Let's see what their doing now, shall we?

Kurahk: Too bad Father can't fly...What Am I saying? He deserves to be on the ground in a car!
Guurahk: Well, his car is the world's fastest...How did he get $1 Million human dollars?
Lerahk: Who cares? I love his new Bugatti EB16 Veyron! 251 MPH,too!
Vorahk: Well, his Maybach and his Rolls-Royce Phantom and his Cadillac Sixteen were all very nice cars, too!
Turahk: Point?
Vorahk: We could all ride in those, but not this one.
Panrahk: Who cares? I have a penny widget! :)HAHAHAHAHAHA!
All but Panrahk:
Panrahk: I will spend it here!(points to Tahu Mart)
Vorahk: Hey, where is the(splat)...ugh...Ouch.
Turahk: In the store! I want my syrup!
-In the Tahu Mart-
Vorahk: The food is on one end, the variety on the other. I need food!
Kurahk: We know, GENIUS!
Vorahk: Thank you for the compliment!
Turahk: Let's get the syrup! I'm going to the food!
Vorahk: Food? Food Food! YUM YUM YUM(Boink)OUCH!
Guurahk: What's up with him?
Lerahk: Who cares? I'll be in the Joke aisle!
Guurahk: I'm going to get some makeup!
All but Guurahk: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Guurahk: What? I am a girl, you know! I am going now!
Panrahk: I'm going to go run into a wall!
Kurahk: Well, I'm going to go ahead and go to the toy aisle!
-Guurahk at the Makeup section-
Guurahk: Does this makeup make me look fat?
Clerk: Yes!
Guurahk: RARGH!!!You are going to be disintegrated!
Clerk: NO!(KABOOOOOOM!)OUCH!
Guurahk:
-At the food section-
Turahk: Ah, lo and behold! The WALL OF SYRUP!
Vorahk: Must...eat...EVERYTHING!
Turahk: NOOOOOO! NOT THE WALL OF SYRUP!
Vorahk: Yum!
Turahk:
-At the Novelty section-
Lerahk: Yay! Now I can prank everyone on Mata Nui! HAHAHAHAHA! Must buy it all!
-At the toy section-
Kurahk: Now this isn't fair! Hey look! MINI ME! Literally!HAHAHAHAHA! I will buy all the MiniMe's! And one for my Brothers and sis!
-At the checkout-
Register: Sirs and Madam, your total comes to $5,321,543 widgets.
Guurahk: There's a bad word in what you called me! This is an insult!(KABOOM!) That should teach you not to offend me!
Turahk: Well, you saved us a lot of money,sis!
Guurahk: You're welcome,Turahk.
ME: And so, Turahk the Syrup-Obsessed, Guurahk the Feminine, Lerahk the Prankster, Kurahk the Hyper, Vorahk the Smarty, and Panrahk the Nut flew off to home!

This post has been edited by Kurahk the Angered: Apr 6 2004, 03:07 PM

there isnt a review topic that i can find so i asume i can post here. (On topic) your comedy is pretty funny and fairly original. I like the 'turahk the syrup obsessed, gurahk the feminine' part.

Yes, all can post here as they like as long as they don't spam.Bohrok Buku, thank you for the compliment. AND I NEED TO ANOUNCE THE NEW CO-AUTHOR. THE NEW CO-AUTHOR IS...OnuaNut! Please PM to guest star in this wonderful comedy.

Well, Chapter 3 is here now, people!

The Rahkshi at Home
Chapter 3: The Neighbors (Staring Matoro Nuva10 as Kopala)
Here in Mata Nui, people are always moving in and out. So it probably wasn't too much of a surprise when they found out that a new neighbor was moving in. Although, of course, not conveniently timed.

-In the Mangania (SP?) at 3 o'clock AM-
Father Makuta: (Ring ring) Hello, GET OFF MY TELEPHONE! I WANT TO SLEEP!
Kapola: Sorry, neighbor! I just wanted to invite you to dinner tomorrow night! We're having PIZZA!
Father Makuta: Pizza! Why didn't you say so! We'll bring dessert! See you tomorrow!
Kapola: Wait! Do you have any children?
Father Makuta: Yes, 5 sons...
Guurahk: Hem Hem (hint)
Father Makuta: Oh yes, and the annoying daughter...WHO SHOULD BE IN BED!
Guurahk: NONE OF US CAN SLEEP WITH YOU TALKING THIS LOUD! And I am not annoying!
Father Makuta: THEY CAN SO! And yes you are!
All Rahkshi: NO WE CAN'T YOU MORON! AND NO SHE’S NOT FOR THE LAST TIME YOU BIG FAT NUT!
Father Makuta: FOOLS! YOU HAVE INSULTED ME FOR THE LAST TIME! I AM GOING TO BLOW YOU UP!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All Rahkshi: NO!!!
Panrahk:
Father Makuta: You're an ingrate!
Panrahk: What's an ingrate?
All but Panrahk:
Kurahk: Not again!
Vorahk: It says in the dictionary that you're stupid!
Father Makuta: Good. Now shut up, you ingrates! Or else(KABOOM)! WHAT!? WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE AND I'M BLOWN UP!
Lerahk: I switched the wires!
Kapola: I think I will go now. See you Tommorrow!
Panrahk: Tommorow, Tommorow, I love you, tommorow...
All but Panrahk: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kurahk:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Father Makuta: Well, let's go back to sleep!
Turahk: (uh oh) But it's time for breakfast! Where's my Pancakes and Syrup?
Guurahk: Boys will be boys.
Kurahk: And girls will always obsess with Makeup and be stupid!
Guurahk:
Kurahk: OOOPS!


Will Kurahk be beat up by Guurahk? Will things go alright at the neighbors? How the heck should I know? Tune in next time!

Guest Star List:Matoro Nuva10-Kapola-various times throughout the story.
Please post in here, because there is no KtA's Stories yet or a discussion topic at all.

This post has been edited by Kurahk the Angered: Sep 13 2003, 07:20 PM

hey could you make a little comic every friday like onuanut in the matoran at home

That is good, man, will GUurahk beat up his brother.
Kurahk:I hope not
Guurahk:Ahhhhhhhhhh
Turahk:Where's my Pancakes and syrup?
Vohrahk:I'm hugry
Panrahk:[rams into a wall]
Lerahk:[laughs at his dads pieces on the floor and gets hit in the head]
Father Makuta:I am a spirit and can regenerate unfortunately for yoooooouuuuuuu.
Guurahk:Sorry dad
Kurahk:AHHHHHHHHHH
Father Makuta:[sighs]Man this stinks.

Ok, people! I am back from seeing The Wizard of Oz at the Tuacahn Amphitheater in St. George, Utah(2 hrs. from where I live). The answers to your questions, and a chapter new!

esrz22: Thank you for the comment!
Turarhk 94: No, I cant, BUT OnuaNut will soon be writing also, and he MIGHT make some comics(I am not an artist.)
Matoro Nuva10: Thanks and your welcome!
Bohrok Kal-Kaiser: Maybe you can do a chapter about them fighting! Just PM me to make sure you want to co-author and send me the chapter. I need to Okay it first, then you can post it as an official co-author!
And to answer a Guest Star Question, Yes you may Guest Star! Just PM me!

The Rahkshi at Home
Chapter 4:The Party!
At the favorite home in Mangania, Makuta, his sons(Guurahk:AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMEONE! ), and his annoying daughter(Guurahk:GRRRR!) are getting ready for the party at their neighbors! Let's check on them now.

Father Makuta: Did you get the cheesecake? And the Ice cream? Come on, you IDIOTS! I WANT MY PIZZA!
Kurahk: Yes, we did! Yes YES ALREADY! LET'S GET OUT THE DOOR BEFORE HE TURNS INTO THE HULK!
Father Makuta: Guurahk! Quit with the makeup! (to himself) How the heck did I give birth to a girl?
Guurahk: Dad! It has to be perfect! I have to have a perfect set when I'm going to see another girl! Please, can I finish?
Father Makuta: Oh, fine, but we're leaving now! (slam click) My children have to fly and I get to ride in my brand new car! (vroom!) They're losers!
Turahk: Why couldn't the dessert have been syrup? I love syrup!I(slap)OW!Vor..a...ugh...need energy...
Vorahk: Well, someone hadto shut him up!
-At the neighbor's house-
Kapola:(dingdong) Welcome to my house! Sons and daughter, meet your new friends!(Moves to reveal Toa Nuva as sons and daughter)
Rahkshi:
Toa Nuva:
Kapola and Father Makuta: Well, go play!
-Gali and Guurahk are together putting makeup on-
Gali: So does your dad always forget you?
Guurahk:Yep.
Gali:How were we born by dads?
Guurahk:...I don't have a clue!
-Pohatu and Panrahk are in another corner-
Pohatu:
Panrahk:
-Tahu and Turahk are in a corner obsessing over syrup-
Both: We love syrup!
-Lewa and Lerahk are pooling pranks together-
Both: (FFFFFAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-Vorahk and Onua are talking about school-
Both: We have straight A's!
-Kopaka and Kurahk are drinking Mountain Dew-
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHOHO!!
ME: Well, it seems like our friends's party is going well. But something will go wrong soon. Tune in for chapter 5 tomorrow to find out!MUAH HA HA HA HA HA!!! :lol:

EDIT by Hahli Husky: Do not stretch the page out like that, please.

This post has been edited by Hahli Husky: Jan 10 2005, 09:44 PM

Here comes Chapter 5! Thanks for the comment, Fonz Toa of Future!

The Rahkshi at Home
Chapter 5: Takanuva's Arrival and the Disaster
As of now, our friends are having the time of their life at the party their new neighbors are throwing for them. Let's peak in on them and see what they are doing.

Father Makuta: MMMMMMM!!! Tasty! This is the best Four Cheese Pizza I've ever tasted!
Kurahk: Where did you get it?
Kapola: I made it, I didn't buy it!
All: Amazing! Where did you learn?
Kapola: Mama Nui taught me!
Guurahk: I want some lessons with her! I want some lessons with her!
Father Makuta: Sweetie, you'll get some soon. Very soon, as soon as she has classes.
Doorbell: DING DONG DING DONG Get the door, moron!
Takua: (appearing out of nowhere) I hate that doorbell. Must... Control anger(stab)DIE YOU STUPID DOORBELL! You are going down to heck with me!

Doorbell: UGH...Knock out! That's it. I am going so far away, I will be able to brag about it. Goodbye!
Takua: Bye now!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Kapola: Good, now that's over! (opens door)
Takanuva: Hello, father! What's up not inviting me to a party with your pizza?! (peers past Kapola) WHAT! WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY DOING HERE!?
Kapola: They're our new neighbors!
Takanuva: But they are evil! Brothers(Gali:Hem HEm) and sister RUN!
Father Makuta: We are not! You are talking about my brother, Makuta! He didn't have any sons! I did!
Takanuva: Nice try, Makuta! FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
-All begin fighting against each other-
Takanuva: (5 minutes later) Well, I guess I was wrong. Well, we shall party now!
All: HOORAY!
ME: And they partyed all night long and ate the cheesecake(Tahu: Where's the syrup?). And they lived happily for the next week while the author takes a break. The end for now.
Okay, I will be gone for the next week. Guest star requests will go to OnuaNut, as he is in charge until I get back. Goodbye for now!

This post has been edited by Kurahk the Angered: Sep 13 2003, 07:28 PM

Bohrok Kal-Kaiser, I would like you to co author. And I am serious!

I will be posting the next chapter, I just need to see Kurahks persona. It will be up soon, and I am Kurahk's co-author.

Hello! I am back! I will be writing another chapter soon, maybe tonight. But in news, Bohrok-Kal Kaiser is our new co-author!

HI! I'm back with a chapter of a new and improved The Rahkshi at Home!

The Rahkshi at Home
Chapter 6: Choosing a Pet
Today we find our friends lonely and bored. Let's peep in on them now.

Father Makuta: Man! Boy am I bored. And I want to have my children play with me!
Guurahk: You may be our father, but you are not going to make us play with you!
Fahter Makuta: Why not?
Kurahk: Remember last time?
-Flashback-
Father Makuta: Let's play!
Rahkshi: Okay!
-All begin to play and end up shattered, scared, angry, weak, and sick-
Father Makuta: (Blueh!) I will never do that again!
-End Flashback-
Father Makuta: Then what do we do?
Vorahk: It says here in the book that knows Everything, we need to get a pet, silly! Pets are our best friends! What do you say to that?
Father Makuta: I say you're grounded! No Kraata for 1 week!
Vorahk: NOOO!
Father Makuat: All done! Now, let's go get a pet!
-At Chris's Pets n' More-
Chris: Welcome to Pets n' More! How can I help?
All: We want a friendly pet! You don't know what it's like without one! Please ?
Chris: You can all get a pet for FREE!
All: Really?
Chris: Yep! You won't believe the amount and how friendly they are!
Panrahk: I want a pet that is silly and stupid, like me!
Guurahk: I want one that's a girl!
Kurahk: I want a hyperactive one!
Turahk: I want one that I can feed syrup to!
Lerahk: I want one that pulls pranks on the others!
Father Makuta: Mine must be friendly. It will like me! HA HA HA!
Chris: I have one for you all!
All: HOORAY!
-Back at home-
Father Makuta: I love our pets!
-ONE WEEK LATER-
Father Makuta: I hate our pets! They poop all over the place! And we're all out of money to care for them!
Vorahk: Then take them back!
Father Makuta: We'll get one pet for us all!
-At the pet shop AGAIN-
Chris: Here's one pet that does it all!
All: Hooray!
Me: And so, they are all happy about their new pet. And they live happy now.
Guurahk: But we aren't finished yet! You need your punishment for what you did last week...NOTHING!
Me:, Umm...I will see you all next time.AHH! THEY'RE ON MY TAIL! OWWIE! Bye now!
I need a guest star soon.

This post has been edited by Kurahk the Angered: Sep 13 2003, 07:29 PM

When is the next chapter gonna be up?the next one should have a visit from the rahkshi's uncle Mata-nui.

I have a great idea,why don`t you have Lerahk be dumb,because Bionicle.com even says so! Uh,hi Torchick55.If the Rahkshi don`t have Kraata,they can`t do anything,because Rahkshi are Suits of armor for the Kraata,how a living thing becomes lifeless when exposed to protodermis makes no sense to me.

All right. I NEED a co-author that will write for me, because I need to do BBC stuff. bob1138 is in this chapter, darktoa2001 is in this one also, and my wrap-up for the time being in chapter 9 or 10. But here's the next one!

The Rahkshi at Home
Chapter 7: School
Our friends are at home in a frantic rush for school. Let's see how they're doing.

Father Makuta: Did you guys get everything?
All: Yes, Father!
Father Makuta: I hope you guys and my darling girl (Guurahk: Thank the Almighty Mata-Nui!) have a good day today. I never got to go to school because my parents wouldn't let me and ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Panrahk: Get the rubber mallet!
Vorahk: But that will kill him!
Panrahk: No, I want to use it on me!
Turahk: Let's get the syrup and use it on him!
Guurahk: Let's use him as a model for me!
Lerahk: Let's prank him! That'll be the ultimate revenge party for us!
Kurahk: Let's use Mountain Dew!
Vorahk: Let's use the Pizza! He loves the pizza!
All: Good idea!
-Father Makuta eats the Pizza-
Father Makuta: Let's go to the Krusty Krab and get Krabby Patties!
-At the Krusty Krab-
Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab! How may I take your order?
Panrahk: I’ll have a…umm…ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Squidward: Snap out of it!
Krusty Krab Training Video Employee: Psst! Squidward, remember-P.O.O.P. (People order our Patties)
Squidward: Panrahk, if I may make a suggestion, why don’t you have a Krabby Patty?
Panrahk: Good idea!
Squidward: Is that for here or to go? (Panrahk: Umm….) (BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM)
Vorahk: Ahh! School starts in 1 minute!
Father Makuta: Relax! Take your patties and leave!
All: Yes Dad!
-(Crash) Rahkshi fly out through hole in roof-
Mr. Krabs: Get back here yer scurvy rats! Yer didn’t pay!
-At school-
bob1138: Welcome class! I am your teacher, Mr. Bob! And here is a new student, who registered just one minute ago,-

Who is the new student? Tune in next time! All Guest star requests should go to Bohrok-Kal Kaiser, as he is going to be in charge for a while. Toodleooo!
PS: Sorry for stretching the screen.
PPS:My apologies to bob1138, who was supposed to be here in this chapter, not the next chapter.

This post has been edited by Kurahk the Angered: Sep 13 2003, 07:30 PM

Hey, you all! Soon, we will have a new author! But I still am accepting co-authors still, and the next chapter will be up either tonight, tomorrow, or sometime within the next week with any luck. But tonight, I might write a special 9/11 attack episode.

Note:In my part of the comedies, Kurahk is cool, not hyper.
Note 2:Sorry if my chapter isn'y very funny, I am a rookie but they will get better.

Makuta:Lerahk!!!!!!!!!!
Kurahk:What did you do now?
Lerahk:[Appearing from behind the counter]I “accidently” put a stink bomb in his room
Kurahk:………..Accidently?
Turahk walks in the room in the background looking for what else? Syrup
Guurahk:*screams*Where is my make-up?!?!?!? Lerahk?!?!?!?!
Lerahk:Woops
Vorahk:Where is my secret stash of food under my bed?!?!?!?LERAHK
Everyone else:
Lerahk:*Gulp*
Panrahk:Where ios my staff[which is right in front of him]
Lerahk:That wasn’t me, did I do anything to you?
Kurahk:As a matter of fact, I am missing 10 gran from my account
Lerahk:Got to go
Vohrahk ate a bannana and threw a peel on the ground, Lerahk slips
Everyone else:
Makuta:Great, another shopping trip
10 minutes later
Lerahk goes and poisons the make-up section before Guurahk gets there
Worker:I am soory miss, someone has apparently poisoned all the products
Guurahk:Tell me, what is in the next aisle?
Worker:Pranks and jokes section….why?
Guurahk:Lerahk!!!!!!
Lerahk:hehehehehe
Guurahk:It’s time for you clean up act
Lerahk:Huh?
The shelves begin to shake and topple over towards Lerahk
Lerahk:Why me
Noises can be heard all over the store
Worker:I am guessing he is going to clean this up
Guurahk:Yup
Lerahk:Great
In the toy section
Kurahk:Must buy toys
Cashier:I am sorry, you can’t even buy one thing in this store
Kurahk:What?!?!?!LEEEEEEERRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lerahk:This isn’t my day
Kurahk beats up Lerahk all over the store
Lerahk:Owwww
Panrahk:Now to buy a staff,[looks at staffs that are exactly like his]Can’t find one,[while holding it]Lirrock(yes, he is so dumb, he can’t even say his name right)
Lerahk:And he is explosiveeeeeeeeeeee(guess)
Panrahk:Ha…………now to find Lirrock
Makuta:Now to find something to cover the stench
Worker:[holding his nose]I’m sorry sir, we can’t let you stay here
Makuta:What?Lerahk
After a few minutes
Lerahk:Hey, look at all these stars,I think I am going to be sick
Vohrahk:Food
Lerahk:Rams into the shelves and damages all the food
Vorahk:Le
Lerahk:Wait, can you just get it over with, don’t say my name
Vohrahk:You got it [cracking knuckles] little brother
Lerahk:I am a little weak [with a weird walk]
Turahk:It’s my dream, the mountain of syrup
Makuta,Kurahk,Gurahk,Panrahk,and Vohrahk each got a check for there damage
The 5:What?!?!?!
Lerahk:You have got[begins to cry]to be kidding me
Lerahk runs away from the mob of his family and destroys the “mountain”of syrup
Turahk:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lerahk:Not him
Turahk becomes the incredible Turahk and Makuta becomes Makuta Nui
Everyone:ROOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRR
Lerahk:Til next time, hopefully I’ll see ya
Everyone else:You won’t live to regret this alllll
Lerahk:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Next chapter:Secret Mission, Kurahk Man

QUOTE (hahliloveskoli @ Sep 13 2003, 05:14 PM)

i like it!!! it ts very funny and original. thats what i like!!!

Me?Sorry but there have been a few chapters before mine, are you saying this toward me or Kurahk?People should begin saying who they are saying this too

Oh Man, Tempus! That's great! I love it a whole lot, you are officially a full time author! Hey, do you think you would mind all that much if you chose a color to put your chapters in? I'll put mine in blue.

Edit: Just assume all coments are to both of us, unless otherwise said, Tempus!

This post has been edited by Kurahk the Angered: Sep 13 2003, 06:45 PM

QUOTE (Kurahk the Angered @ Sep 13 2003, 07:44 PM)

Oh Man, Tempus! That's great! I love it a whole lot, you are officially a full time author! Hey, do you think you would mind all that much if you chose a color to put your chapters in? I'll put mine in blue. Edit: Just assume all coments are to both of us, unless otherwise said, Tempus!

Oh yeah, I am deciding on a signature color, can you use gold?

So apparently yes, I will try to put my next chapter up in awhile and me and Kurahk's chapters will most likely be different.

-Tempus Fugit-

This post has been edited by Tempus Fugit: Sep 13 2003, 06:51 PM

Yes, Tempus, gold is fine, and I will continue with my current Chapter heading. My color is blue. My 9/11 special is going to be up in about an hour or so, with luck on my side.

Edit: It seems luck is not on my side, and will probably not get up until Monday at the earliest.

This post has been edited by Kurahk the Angered: Sep 13 2003, 07:16 PM

Mission Impossible music plays
Paintball gunfight
Kurahk:[In a tree snipering]An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
Lerahk:What?*bang in the background*Aw my eye*another bang*aw my tooth
Makuta:Kurahk,Lerahk,Panrahk,Vohrahk,Turahk, and...um....who's the last one?
Guurahk:Guurahk,G-U-U-R-A-H-K,thanks for caring
Makuta:Whatever,come here and I have a mission for you
Kurahk:Yes sir
All line up
Makuta:You must go and vandilise the toa's home
Kurahk:[Falls back laughing]What ,what kind of mission is this?
Guurahk:I don't have time for this[waving her hands],I need to polsh my nails
Makuta:You will do this or I will take away what you like the most
Tuurahk:Yes father
Kurahk: *cough*what do we get in returned, the exact opposite, double what you like the most.
Tuurahk:My dream come true
Kurahk:*thinking*hmmm,I will have enough money for..........
Makuta:Except syrup
Tuurahk:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[still yelling no]
Kurahk:Fine then, lets move troops
Vohrahk:Why does he lead
Makuta:He is more loyal and respects me
Kurahk:*thinking*Yeah,and a monkey washes my car:sarcastic:
Panrahk:I am confused
Lerahk:What else is new?
Makuta*under his breath*My car
Tuurahk:what was that dad?
Makuta:*cough**cough*what?
Kurahk:Hmmmm
At the toa's house,Kurahk gets his full automatic paintball gun with a silencer and aiming scope
Kurahk:What are you guys doing
Panrahk:Eating a bannana
Lerahk:I am going to throw stink bombs
Guurahk:those finally have a purpose
Turahk:Throw waffles at it
Everyone else:
Vohrahk:Throw eggs
Kurahk:You sis?
Guurahk:paint there house pink inside and out,ecept Gali's room where I will paint it black
Kurahk:Crude but effective.....attack
Panrahk throws the bannana in front of the door
Later
Kurahk:We are done dad
Makuta:Good, you get your award,and Tuurahk, you get a jar of
Tuurahk:Syrup?!?!?!
Makuta:No,honey
Tuurahk:close enough
Panrahk:I am confused
Kurahk:And water is wet
Makuta:Nice one
Kurahk:I know [along with nodding]
Lerahk:Who wants to play Kohli?
Kurahk:I'm out
Lerahk:Fine
Everyone else agrees
Guurahk throws the ball to begin only to have it blow up in her face
Guurahk:My make-up,Lerahk
Kurahk:[walking up stairs]I knew it

Meanwhile, at the toa's house
Tahu:Out house[walks to it to sleep on the bannana peel]
And everyone yells about the color makeover
A kraata was near by watching it and Makuta made it so he can see what that kraata could see.Was he laughing long

Next chapter:A knock in the head is a knock on the head.

This post has been edited by Tempus Fugit: Sep 13 2003, 07:44 PM

Hey Tempus. I like your chapters. They are really funny.
P.S. Kurahk are you going to make the special chapter?

QUOTE (Lewa Nuva Master of the air @ Sep 14 2003, 12:09 AM)

Hey Tempus. I like your chapters. They are really funny. P.S. Kurahk are you going to make the special chapter?

Thanks, If I am lucky, I will pu the next chapter up, and what do you mean "Special Chapter"?

He means the 9/11 chapter I'm going to make. It's just that, well..........I've started it, but it might not be up until the weekend or week's end.

Edit: I just read Tempus's Chapter 2 and boy is it the best!

This post has been edited by Kurahk the Angered: Sep 16 2003, 06:21 PM

Okay. Approximately 2 years, 1 day, 7 hours, and 20 minutes ago from when I started typing this, the 9/11 attack happened. Therefore, I must do today something to show respect for my country: A 9/11 special episode.

The Rahkshi at Home
Chapter 7.5- The 9/11 Special Episode
We join our friends on September 11, 2001 at 8:45 AM, watching TV.

Father Makuta: (flipping through the channels) All that’s on today is the news! What is going on!
Kurahk: (BOOM! CRASH!) What the heck was that! (looks out the window and sees that they’ve been transported 5 inches from the World Trade Center and sees that planes have crashed in the towers) AHH! BURNING TOWERS! GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Vorahk: No thing in knowledge could have let me know this was happening!
Guurahk: Goodness gracious! All these people are going to die!
Lerahk: Ohh, this is going to be good!
Panrahk: I’m going to jump off the tower! (Jumps off tower) WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Turahk: I think that I’m going to eat the tower, because it’s all melty and made of syrup! (eats some of tower burning-Chomp CRACK)Yuck! Nasty, It’s made of steel!
Father Makuta: Holy shrimp! The buildings are coming down! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Vorahk and Guurahk: We’re too young to die!
Father Makuta: Mata Nui! Please transport us back!
Mata Nui: Done.
-Our friends are transported back to their original place-
Vorahk: Why would anyone do such a thing?
Father Makuta: Because they want to show major dislike to their country………………….Why don’t we do that to the Matoran? They’ve done anything like that to us before way too often!:sly:
All: We’re in with that!
Panrahk: I’ll disintegrate the tower!
-At the National Society of Matoran-
Father Makuta: Now, Panrahk, while they aren’t looking!
-Panrahk attempts to destroy the building, and disintegrates himself-
Father Makuta: Panrahk! You silly nuthead! Why’d you disintegrate yourself?!
Panrahk: Because I wanted to!
Vorahk: Ugh! Must I always do this myself?! (drains energy from building) Now even Panrahk could stab himself and the building would still fall over!
Kurahk: I’ll make it so angry, it commits suicide!
Guurahk: I’ll just makeup it all over!
Lerahk: Pop goes the weasel!
-Building falls over-
Mata Nui: Why did you do that!
Father Makuta: Because I wanted to!
Mata Nui: I sentence you to be destroyed by the fall of the second Tower!
Vorahk: There was a second tower?
Mata Nui: Say goodbye to all you know!
-Our friends are transported to where they were before-
Father Makuta: Please, we’ll do anything!
Mata Nui: Rebuild all that was lost, and it’s done.
Kurahk: DONE!
-Back at where they were before-
Vorahk: How did we get stuck here!?
Kurahk: Because I saved our butt!
Me: And so, they returned to the original life and was all good. The end of this episode! CUT! Word count!
Kurahk: 442.
Me: We’re done for today.

Wow! It's posted on Tuesday, 3 days ahead of when it might have been posted! And now, my next episode is going to have to be a MoL episode!

This post has been edited by Kurahk the Angered: Sep 16 2003, 05:38 PM

I like your comedey. Its very funny but Guurahk is NOT a girl Guurahk is a boy. - _

Did they have to rebuild the twin towers or what? Nice chapter though.

I know Guurahk isn't really a girl, but she was chosen to be for the sake of comedy! And to answer your other question, look at the time of the chapter. That'll answer that for you!

Could you guys write another chapter soon? I like this comedy alot. And when Lerahk does his pranks I can relate to doing pranks to.

THis is getin good. (sorry if im wrong but..)You know that the guurahk is a BOY!!! Why do they call the rakshi the SONS of makuta? Oooooo that would make a good chapter!

Well, things have been a bit slow here lately, and eventually, The next chapter will get posted-possibly tomorrow. And LNMotA, any chance you'd start writing for us? I would be honored to have you on our team as well.

Don't spam! man25, you just spammed, which is a post of less than 10 words and is pointless. Don't do it! Now, as for an episode, I'm going to PM the authors and see what's taking them. I might try for an episode soon.

Signin' out,
KtA

hey guys can we get back to the story I mean come on.

Okay, My apologies for a denial of a chapter for 2 weeks. So, I'm here to fix that with another episode that is unusual.

The Rahkshi at Home
Chapter 7.7-The Mask of Light special (Yet another special)
Well, our friends are just sitting around the TV and snoring. (This is why we haven't had an episode in two weeks.) Let's see if the doorbell can wake them up.

Doorbell: DING DONG DING DONG GET THE BELL, MORON!
Takua: Oh, so it's you again, eh? Well, I'll take you out again if I must!
Doorbell: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
-Takua and Doorbell start running up and down the house with a hammer in Takua's hand-
Vorahk: Why don't you pipe down? We're trying to sleep! (To himself) Stupid doorbell.
Kurahk: Must...not...wake...up...(wakes up) GRRRRRRRR!!! WHOEVER WOKE ME UP IS GOING TO DIE!
Panrahk: I'm going to make myself the Hulk! (Uses Kurahk's staff to turn himself into the Hulk)
Hulk: I MUST SMASH AND SHATTER THE DOORBELL! (Uses staff to shatter the two and make them run away)
Kurahk: Thanks, Man! Wait a minute...thanks!?
Panrahk: (unmorphing) YOU are welcome.
Turahk: I'm going to turn on the tube and hope a syrup commercial's on! (Turns on TV and sees a MoL commercial) Whoa! I want it, Daddy!
Father Makuta: Okay, you get it. Let's go to the brand new Tahu Mart!
-At Tahu Mart-
Father Makuta: Now, what movie was it you wanted, Turahk?
Guurahk: Can I get some makeup while we are here?
Lerahk: I need to stock up on some whoopee cushions.
Vorahk: The newest Webster's dictionary is out.
Turahk: I want Bionicle: Mask of Light-The Movie!
All Rahkshi: That kicks the crud outta our stuff! Let's get it.
-At home, 80 minutes later-
Narrarator: And so, with that we end this movie.
Father Makuta: (faints and gets back up) that was the best movie ever!
Vorahk: Yeah. (Hears footsteps) Wait a minute. Doesn't all of this happen here?
Kurahk: Umm...yes.
Guurahk: Oh crud!
Father Makuta: It can't be!
Takanuva: Yes it can! I'm back! Muahahahhahahahahahahaha! And I'm here to destroy you!
Father Makuta: Rahkshi, get him!
Takanuva: (BOOM CRASH BANG BAM) Owwwwwwww!
Father Makuta: You got the wrong guy again!
Takanuva: I'm outta here.
Me: And so, with that, our friends go out and buy all of the MOL stuff. CUT! Word count is…377. We are done.

Okay, I did it. I PMed the authors, and it'll be soon for their chapters. Now, I must update the first post. Toodles!

BTW: You need to read my other comedy and earlier chapters for some of these easter eggs.

This post has been edited by Kurahk the Angered: Oct 16 2003, 06:35 PM

Next Chapter fresh out of the oven:

Rest in Piece
Action!!!!
Wha?
3...
2...
1...
Kurahk in his room playing with his Bionicle with the door open
Kaboom
Kurahk:Put that there and put that piece there
Vohrahk:Ahhhhhh, *While passing the door*what are you doing Panrahk?
Makuta:Turahk have you seen Vohrahk
Turahk:No, have you seen some syrup?
Makuta:No
Kaboom
Makuta:There’s Vohrahk
Turahk:*syrup rolls on the floor*There’s the syrup
Makuta:?!?!?!
KAAAAAABBBBBOOOOOMMMMMM
Lerahk:What was tha……….Dad, why are you a pile of ashes?
Makuta:Life is full of mysteries son, one is what I will do to Panrahk when I regenerate
Lerahk:Yeah, okay, whatever, can I have my allowance?
Makuta stares at Lerahk
Lerahk:I am guessing that is a no
Makuta:Your guess was right
Panrahk:Can I have a monkey
Makuta:Let us have a moment of silence for him
Wait one moment please(I am serious)
Makuta:Shall we resume
Lerahk:What was that all about?
Makuta:Rorey, it reminded me of Rorey and the monkey and his father
Lerahk:You mean the actor
Makuta:Of course*fully regenrated*
KAAAABBBBBOOOMMM
Makuta:Who didn’t see that coming?
Kurahk:Can I go to the toy store and buy 6 of each rahkshi
Makuta:For
Kurahk:To do a completely diabolical plan and rule all of Mata Nui
Makuta:Oh
Later at the toy store
Cashier:Your total comes out to $325.65, will that be cash or check
Kurahk:Cash,Lerahk
Lerahk:What? Why do I have to pay?
Kurahk:Remember the previous comic when you stole all my money
Lerahk:Oh
Later
Kurahk:Yes my diabolical plan will be fullfiled, along with my lunch order
Panrahk:Can I be a monkey
Makuta:Your half way there, atleast you in a cage like one
Panrahk:Yay
Makuta:You blow it up and you will be cinder
Panrahk:Yes my monkey lord
Makuta:Don’t do that
Panrahk:Yes my monkey lord
Makuta:*sigh*
Meanwhile
Kurahk:Yes, it is almost done, the Shadow Rahkshi toy
Makuta:Kurahk, are you making a mess
Kurahk:What would you do if I said yes?
Makuta:Destroy and torment your life everyway imaginable
Kurahk:Then no
Makuta:Okay
Kurahk:Now where was I?Where’s that script, ah here, as soon as these expirements are done I can summon shadow rahkshi toys with the powers of me and my siblings making them invincible.Nothing will stop me.
Turahk:Yum, syrup
Kurahk:What are you doing in my room
Turahk:…………Yum, syrup
Kurahk:Fetch boy
Turahk:woof wooof
Kurahk throws the syrup bottle out of the room
Kurahk:And with that I can make the
Me:Cut and paste, that’s a wrap people
Kurahk:What? But I didn’t finish my line
Me:Next chapter Kurahk, sorry but we have a tight schedule.
Kurahk:Oh
Me:Who wan’t pizza
Makuta:Sure
Kurahk:Yeah, Donato’s sound good
Panrahk:Definitely
Lights turn off
What was the moment of silence for?PM me and you will guest star in the next chapter(read my sig though)
And what is Kurahk going to make, definatley not a pizza, that’s what Donato’s for.

This was sponsored by:
Donato’s Pizza, no pizza can match it’s great craftmanship.

HA! That was a good chapter, Tempus. But where was Guurahk? At a sleepover?

QUOTE (Kurahk the Angered @ Oct 4 2003, 11:18 PM)

HA! That was a good chapter, Tempus. But where was Guurahk? At a sleepover?

I knew I was forgetting someone,I will include her in the nxt chapter with a reason.Oh and Kurahk, you can't guess the moment of silence and get to guest star since you are an author, and thanks.

I can too, and the silence was for Panrahk being stupid (AGAIN! WHEN WILL IT STOP?), or it was for all the people going KABOOM! from being poked by Mr. Stupid's staff. BTW, I'd love to guest star.