In Makuta’s lair…

Makuta: Darn it! According to this chart, Mata Nui’s happiness rate is now at 79%! That AND the fact that no one has bought stuff from my company, Makuta Inc., for months!

Turahk: Errr…maybe that’s because Makuta Inc. went bankrupt last year.

Makuta:

Guurahk: He’s right. We’re broke!

Makuta: Great. So ALL I need to do is find a way to simultaneously destroy Mata-Nui and earn bunches of money…wait, I’ve got it!

Lerahk: What’s the plan?

Makuta: You’ll see. Kurahk, bring me my Matoran costume!

Kurahk: You don’t have a Matoran costume.

Makuta: Then make one!

Kurahk: Uhhh…sure. I’ll need two bananas, a spoon, and a plastic nose.

All but Kurahk:

1 day later…

Takua: Hey Jall-ER! Wanna go to the cool new thing in Ga-koro?

Jaller: OOOO! IS IT A CANDY STORE?

Takua: Uhhh…sure.

Jaller: Yay!

In Ga-koro…

Makuta: This costume hurts! I hate…ohh, wait, customers. Heh heh heh

Takua: So, what is this, Matoran who is definitely NOT Makuta?

Makuta: It’s a state-of-the-art Rahkshi Generator! Create a Rahkshi, then unleash it and watch as it destroys us all! Also, it is NOT a candy store.

Jaller: You betrayed me…I trusted you! Waaaaaaahhhh! (runs away crying)

Takua: You terrible, evil, dreadful person! I would never commit such a destructive and heartless……I’ll have a red one with blue spots and the power to BURN STUFF!

Makuta: That will be 234 widgets.

Later…

Nixie: Hey Nokama! Guess what?

Nokama: What?

Nixie: Well…WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

Nokama: Why?

Nixie: A big, yellow Rahkshi is destroying Ga-Koro!

Nokama: Oh, that’s the one I made. He’s Cloorahk. He has the power to make stuff turn blue.

Nixie: Mine’s better. He has Eeeeviillll powwwwerrs.

Nokama: I hate you.

Meanwhile…

Makuta: We have made over 234,567,309 widgets!

Panrahk: AND the other Rahkshi are going to destroy everything.

Lerahk: Actually, they were just blown up by lasers.

Makuta: NOOOOOOOO! What could have…Oh well who cares I’m rich.

Vorahk: I wonder what did that… *looks at the sky*

Meanwhile, in space…

???: We will destroy the planet soon.

Unknown thing: Will I get to eat them?

???: Sure. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Mystery thing: You REALLY need to work on your evil laugh.

???: I hate you.

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PM me if you want to guest star.

This post has been edited by Gelatin Man: Sep 5 2003, 11:45 PM

This is what I would call semi-funny: makes you laugh inside, but not out loud. Anyway, I like it! try adding some emoticons to emphasize the mood, if you know what I mean.

Part 2

In Makuta’s Lair…


Makuta: Lerahk, is the commercial ready?

Lerahk: Yup, and I like cheese!

Makuta: Riiiiiggggghhhhht. Is the Mega-loud Loudspeaker ready?

Lerahk: Yup. I still like cheese, too.

Makuta: Alright. Guurahk, hook the T.V. up to the loudspeaker. Then, play the video!

Guurahk: Which video?

Makuta: THE COMMERCIAL!

Guurahk: Oh, okay.

Makuta: Now, play the tape!


In Le-koro…


Kongu: I hear something…

It’s the new, amazing…Kopeke Action Figure! Turn the dial on his back and you will hear one of his 23 patented action phrases!

Kopeke Action Figure:…

Also, press down on his mask and see his realistic laser vision! And finally, turn his left foot clockwise 3 times for Shattered-by-Panrahk action! Buy now!

Kongu:…I want one!


In Makuta’s Lair…

Makuta: Yessss!

Vorahk: Sir, there is something in space.

Makuta: Possibilities?

Vorahk: It could be: 1. A Borg Cube. 2. Evil Neopets.
3. Something worse.

Makuta: Worse than evil Neopets? Impossible!

Vorahk: No sir, I’m afraid it is possible.

Makuta: No…How could he be back?!

In space…


???: Commence beam-down. It’s time to destroy!

Meanwhile, in Po-koro…


Makuta: They will probably Beam down here.

Several beings fade into view in front of Makuta and the Rahkshi.

Makuta: I…

I: Makuta…

Lerahk: Uhhh, dad? Why are you talking to a brown Matoran foot connected by a pipe to half of a Pahrak body?

I: Silence!:angry: I am “I”! I just blew up Mata Nui 7 times, and then restored it, then ate you, then went back in time several minutes before you could blink!

Lerahk: Oookaaaayy…

I: And now, I have come to Mata Nui with a group of video game villains to destroy stuff! Now, my friends, introduce yourselves!

Molgera: I’m the 4th boss from Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker!

Altair: I’m the 2nd to last boss in Bomberman 64.

Bowser: I am a boss in several Mario games!

I: Now, we will destroy you!




To be continued…

This post has been edited by Gelatin Man: Sep 7 2003, 11:10 AM

Schemes? I think you mean scam. Make Makuta do some Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy scams!

hehehehahahahHOHOHOHAHAHAHHA!!!MAN THIS IS FUNNY!!

Erm...
weeeiiirrrddd story...
I wanna guest star (prefibly as a created rahkshi, created in a mega man form )