Mask Of...light?, My spoof type thing of the first movie. Options

[Taipu1]

“Play well” said Takua, Hahli & Hewki, quoting Lego’s slogan. The Kohli ball flew into the air and then came down and landed on Takua’s head who fell into Hahli, who’s flying body tripped Hewki up who’s stick which flew out of his hand hit the ball went straight into Macku’s goal. After a long time playing Ta-koro hadn’t scored and Po and Ga Koro were equal. Then Takua used his new move. Everyone exited the stadium except the players, Turaga and the Toa. He caught the ball in the air and flipped over with a drum roll playing in slow motion, and sent the ball flying into the Turaga’s box. Takua shook his head as he got up off the ground where he had fallen and the Turaga slightly overused the and emoticons. The commentator shouted, “Ooh I don’t think anyone wanted to see that move.”
Hahli had the ball and was heading up to the Ta-Koro goal. Jaller seeing this and, as he fancied Hahli, promptly stepped out of the way of the Goal and begun using the emoticon. Hahli’s shot went straight into the goal and the game ended.

The players bowed to the crowd and the mask that Takua had found in the lava fell out of Jaller’s bag. Everyone gasped and Takua kicked the mask away from him. As he did it the mask lit up when it touched him. It landed on Jaller’s foot and went out. They kicked it back and forth for a bit and the mask lit up every time it touched Takua. Suddenly everyone was magically standing by the Ta-Koro Suva and Nokama was translating the mask. Nokama spoke.
“This is the Great Kanohi mask of Teleportation. A mask that will teleport us to the right place at the right time in the comedy.”
“Yes but what is the mask that was in Jaller’s bag Turaga?” asked Takua.
“I’m getting to that, I’m getting to it. This mask the one that wasn’t in Jaller’s bag can be worn only by a seventh to-” Nokama was interrupted by Takua again.
“Enough with the stupid mask of Teleportation, tell us about the mask Jaller had!”
“Oh all right! ” said Nokama. “The mask Jaller had is just some crummy mask that we Turaga found when we were hordika in an island that you don’t remember’s temple!”
“And what does it do?”
“This is the great Kanohi mask of light, a mask to be worn only by a seventh Toa. The mask chose who would find it, perhaps it also chose who would lead it to Taku-It’s master, I mean.”
Tahu leapt forward, “At the stadium, there was a sign. The mask only lit up when it was touching Takua! He mustn’t be the herald of the seventh Toa. After all what stupid Toa wanders around with a glowing mask. You wouldn’t be able to look them in the eye. The herald must be…Jaller!”

[Taga]

this is funny i Love the intro, good job

[Taipu1]

Gathered Friends listen to m-m-e waaa my village is gone!

Vakama, Tahu and Gali stared out over the ruins of Ta-Koro.
“My home” moaned Vakama.
“They could have destroyed us ” said Tahu “Why didn’t they
“They are seekers” said Vakama.
“Looking for the snitch? :quilty:”
“No. Whatever they came for-”
“The snitch? ”
“They did not find.” continued Vakama as thought Tahu had not interrupted. And just because they’re Quidditch obsessed being’s doesn’t mean they’re job is to ffind the snitch.”
“Then what were they after? ” said Gali.
“Makuta fears for his spell-”
“Ha! so Harry Potter is involved! ” interrupted Tahu again.
“Of shadows” continued Vakama once again ignoring Tahu.
“The Mask of Light? ” said Gali.
“They may seek the 7th” Toa! said Tahu. “Jaller and Takanu-I mean Takua.”
“We’ll summon the Toa to find them.”
“Umm which Toa?” said Tahu.
Suddenly all the Toa Mangai appeared waving their weapons and shouting “we’ll find them.”
“NOO!! ” shouted Tahu.
“Umm that was awfully random” said the Random declaration matoran as the Mangai disappeared.
“I meant the Toa Nuva, Tahu” said Gali.
“Well done you two aren’t overusing emoticons as much.” Chipped in Vakama who was immediately silenced by a deluge of chips.
“Umm-” said the Random Declaration matoran, before he was cut off by Tahu.
“What are you on about Turaga? ”
“Umm never mind” said Vakama as he brushed salt and vinegar off himself.
“I’ll see to their safety myself sister ” said Tahu returning to the previous conversation before the extreme randomness.
“No Tahu! We must remain united! ” shouted Gali before a random matoran threw a chapter ending over them which muffling out the voice of the random declaration matoran who was about to point out the randomness of this.

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Luckily the next chapter should have less Toa in so there won't be so many emoticons.

[Taipu1]

Gathered Friends I will not be appearing in this chapter apart from this intro and as I’m completely full of myself, I’ll sing a song!

“Hey my Name is Vakama!
I’m cooler than anyone else!
Whatever Matau tells you,
I don’t fancy Nokama!”

Thank You.

“umm that was random” chipped in the Random Declaration matoran, before he was deluged by chips.
No one else is supposed to be in the intro silly matoran. That way I don’t need to have speech marks or ‘said Vakama’ after everything.
“But I was hired by you” said the Random Declaration matoran, who had managed to pull himself out of the chips.
Never mind that, go away don’t stretch the intro.

“I hate the jungle!” said Takua. “It’s all sticky and full of- BOHROK!”
“What are you on about, stop reading ahead in the script.” Said Jaller
A passing matoran said to Jaller “Stick to the script”
“But Takua wasn’t!” Jaller blurted out.
“I’m sure he was trying his best!”
“Whatever. Oh Yeah. How can you say that Takua! It’s incredible! Is their any place on Mata Nui where you do feel at home?”
“I don’t complain that much about Ta-Koro which I imagine is due to the fact that it is the village of fire, and fire emanates a certain amount of Light and what with me begin an Av-Matoran,” Said Takua before Jaller cut him off.
“See you stupid matoran, how is that sticking to the script! He’s revealing future plot detail and you don’t think that’s sticking to the script!”
“I’m sure he’s trying his best, you think that just cos we’re biased- I mean your biased!” replied the Matoran
“Uhh, I give up” said Jaller.
“Was that in the script Jaller!” shouted the matoran.
“Look fella your not even in the movie!” chipped Takua, which caused the matoran to vanish in a puff of smoke not to mention providing Pewku, Jaller and Takua with a 5% fat Lunch of chips.
“That was random” said the Random Declaration Matoran, before he was squished by an Ash Bear.
“AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!! ” screamed Takua and Jaller before there was a bang and the bear collapsed with a dart in it’s neck.
“Okay who let the bear on the set to soon” shouted a voice behind the trees.
“This movie is insane” said Jaller.
“Actually it’s not even a movie” added a voice behind the trees.
“Oh, Hi a voice behind the trees” said Takua “What are you doing here?”
“I’m a random matoran in charge of making sure the bear, Lewa and the Gukko bird come into the scene at the correct time.” Said A voice behind the trees, who was now standing in front of Pewku.
Just then there was a crash and a tree exploded and a Gukko bird fell out.
“WHAT!” shouted a voice behind the trees “the birds supposed to fly in and only when Lewa whistled. Where is Lewa anyway?”

At Le-Koro Lewa was sitting at the bar of “the Toa’s head” Pub.
“Hey Kongu,” said Lewa to the barman “Another one please”
Kongu passed another Coca Cola over the bar to Lewa who drank it in one and said “That should be enough sugar to get me through my scene, I better be off then.”
Lewa walked out of the pub and over the edge of the branch it rested on.

In the clearing full of chips tree rubble, Gukko bird, Ussal crab matoran and a tranquillised Ash Bear, everyone was calling for Lewa (Except the tranquillised ash bear obviously).
“Lewa!” shouted Jaller who had not noticed that I had already said everyone was shouting for Lewa (Except the Tranquillised Ash bear Obviously).
Just then Lewa fell into the scene. “Where did you learn to bear fight like that little one?” said Lewa to Jaller.
“Actually, I tranquillised the Ash Bear, and Where were you anyway?” said A voice Behind the trees. “You should have been here to rescue them from the Ash Bear which also came on too early. You better have a good excuse.”
“Lewa Oh-dear-uh-oh” said Lewa “This seems to me it’s going to be like a weird-Random cliff hanger to mark the end of the chapter.”
A large cliff Hanger fell shortly away from them all on top of the end of the chapter and the unfortunate Random Declaration Matoran who had been about to point out the randomness of this.
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That was my favourite chapter so far. It was also the longest.

[Bara no Mitsukai]

omg, they killed Random Declaration Mator!!!

You ********!


lol, will the mindless slaughter EVER end? keep up the good work

Lewa's a carbonationholic! lol.

[Taipu1]

Thanks for posting Ignika Mask of Death.

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Gathered Friends, listen again to me complaining about the lack of me in this chapter. In the time before time, when time did not exist so therefore we get into a whole debate, The great Vakama ruled over Ta-Koro because he was so great and yet still doesn’t get to go in this chapter!!!!!!!
“Shut up” said a voice behind the trees.
Hey, I made it clear last chapter no one else is supposed to be in the intro.

After clearing up the exploded tree, the cliff hanger and the Tranquillised Ash Bear (They’d have liked it to clean itself up, but it couldn’t obviously). They were about to continue the scene when:
“Woah, where’s Lewa gone!?” said Takua.

In the “Toa’s Head” Lewa was talking to Kongu.
“Y’know clearing up an exploded tree really takes away your energy. I need more sugar before I do this scene.”
“What I want to know is, what happened to the Lewa who earned his Golden Kanohi after rescuing the matoran, the Lewa who fought the Makuta, the Lewa who didn’t have to have 5 entire six-packs of Coca Cola, before do anything. Not that I’m complaining, though you haven’t paid for any of these Cokes.” Said Kongu.
“I’ll pay you back after I’ve done the scene, there’s bound to be a massive pay-cheque.” Replied Lewa.
“Actually, we don’t accept cheques from Toa in this pub. After Onua was here and gave us a fake cheque, then Tahu, then Pohatu, we’ve learned not to trust a Toa’s chequeing abilities.”
“Whatever, I’ll cash the cheque. But I gotta go now!” said Lewa.

Back in the clearing that was now free of exploding tree, cliff hangers and the Ash Bear that was Tranquillised (And therefore could do nothing Obviously).
Lewa once again fell from the tree and said, “Where did you learn to bear-fight like that, brave fire spitter?”
“Actually, I didn’t fight any bear” said Jaller.
“Stick to the script Jaller,” said a voice behind the trees.
“Oh here we go,” replied Jaller. “Can’t we just skip this bit and go straight to the flight to Mount Ihu?”
“No”
“I’m hungry” chipped in Takua, who was deluged by chips.
“Problem solved!” he said eating the chips.
“You’re not helping here”
“When you travel with me they’ll be no foot-walking” said Lewa, who then collapsed. “Need sugar…sugar…can’t go on.”
Just then Onua came on wearing a Miru Nuva, carrying Air Katana wings and covered in green paint.
“A voice behind the trees told me to quick-fly hear and play-do Toa-Hero Lewa’s part because Lewa’s acting-role-playing skills are bad-not good without sugar-coke.” Said Onua.
“Um, I think you may have over-done on the whole tree speak thing there Onua” said Jaller.
“Was that in the script Jaller?!?” said A voice behind the trees.
“Was the thing about sugar?” replied Jaller.
“That does it!” Takua chipped in. After getting out of the pile of chips, he put on the Mask of Teleportation. “We’re skipping this scene!”

On Mount Ihu Takua, Jaller and Onua pretending to be Lewa pulled themselves out of the snow.
“The drums-bashers of the Koro-Village bring-give a sorry-bad tale-story. Your village-Koro has been conquer-destroyed by…Rahkshi-Rahkshi. The Makuta’s son-nephews!” said Onua, in his terrible Tree speak.
“My village? In trouble? I-I must return!” said Jaller
“See now who’s doing terrible tree speak?” said Onua “I-I?!?!? Honestly…”
“That was a stutter”
“Oh. Sorry, brave-courageous fire spitter. Past-Not future late-not early to help-not hinder now. The Mask-Kanohi most leads you-not him.”
“Takua will continue in my place”
“Ok whatever.”
Jaller gave Takua the mask and pulled out Lhikans fire greatswords and surfed off to Ta-Koro.”
“Where did he-not she get-find them-those?” said Onua.
“I think they came with the Mask” replied Takua

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"OMG we didn't use any emotes in this chapter " said Jaller
"Stick to the script" said a voice behind the trees.
"Actually, Jaller left to return to his village" chipped in Takua. Guess what happened next?
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[GORDON FREECHMAN]

This is SSSSOOOO funny!Heh...The Toa are noobs

[Taipu1]

Gathered Friends, due to a mix up involving the script, Onua, Lewa, jaller, Takua and 50 cans of Coke and Kongu’s bar there was a terrible mistake and now jaller is now back with Takua and together they are enjoying a pleasant stroll. Through the blizzards.

“Does this place…Look familiar” said Takua.
“Well maybe our path would be straighter if the real herald hadn’t enquired about me going to Ta-Koro then given the mask to the person who isn’t the herald.” Said Jaller
“Actually the real herald has the mask” said Takua. “I couldn’t find water if I jumbed out of a Canoe”
“Yes you could ” said Jaller.
“Stick to the script” shouted A voice Behind the Trees.
“Why do I bother?” said Jaller.
“BUGS!” shouted Takua.
“”
“We accidentally swapped the Bugs from the Jungle with these Botrok remember?”
“Oh…BUGS!”
“Frozen?!?!?” said Takua “What could do this to them?”
Just then the specially effects people turned the fans off and confetti stopped flying everywhere. At the exact same time Kopaka walked up to them.
“Kopaka! Toa of Ice. How did you find us?”
“…”
“I don’t like the sound of that” said Takua.
Suddenly thousands of Ko-Matoran came running over the hill shouting “…” and also “…,…”
“Oh no, it’s the stereotypical Ko-Matoran catch phrase!” shouted Takua.

Somehow the two matoran managed to communicate with Kopaka, telling him of their quest, and then using their Mask of Teleportation to randomly teleport onto Kopaka’s shield and were going down the side of the cliff.
“AAAHHHH!” screamed Takua and Jaller”
The Rahkshi, which we didn’t bother to say were chasing them, were gaining and Kopaka had tripped up and was sleeping in the snow.
“Dead end” shouted Takua.
“WAAAHHH!” shouted jaller.
“Gimme the Mask” Takua said.
“Your ready to take it? FINALLY!” said Jaller. “Oh wait wrong page.” Jaller began to flip through the script. “Sorry, I wasn’t meant to say anything.”
Takua began to paddle across the lake on Kopaka’s shield using the mask as a paddle.
The Rahkshi, still gaining flew up to Takua about to grab the mask when Jaller chipped in “Takua look out!”
The Rahkshi were sent downward into the lake as chips rained down upon them. One Rahkshi stuck it’s hand out of the chips and reached for Takua, but somehow chips suddenly flew and stuck to the rahkshi’s hand stopping it from moving.
“All right” shouted the director. “Who swapped the Ice gun for a chip gun?”

[*:)C:(*]

funny