Ask Nuju, It returns. Options

[Taipu1: hydruka...]

Okay so yesterdau evening I was reading though my old comedy ask Nuju and actualyl missed doing the whole comedy. So this is my second attempt to bring the thing back.
It's got all the original Characters, except the GS's (If you want to be in it still PM me guy's and I'll put you back in).
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Ask Nuju

Nuju: Welcome to the second attempt at returning Ask Nuju, my first successful Komedy.

Taipu1: You mean my first successful Komedy. You didn’t write it. And How come your talking English, I haven’t got the translating machine out of the loft yet.

Nuju: Ahhh. Click too…

Taipu1: Hang on I’ll see whether they’ve found it yet. JAA! NUPARU! TAMARU! MATORO! KOPEKE! I’M COMING UP TO THE LOFT AND YOU’D BETTER HAVE FOUND THAT MACHINE!

*Up in the Loft*

Jaa: Look at all this junk from the original Ask Nuju. The Portable TV Taipu1 always got angry with. Makuta’s staff and Vakama’s diary.

Nuparu: I thought Nuju gave that back.

Jaa: He did but he copied it all to the computer first and then printed out his own copy.

Matoro: Oww. Nuparu, do you keep banging your head on the ceiling since you got turned into a Toa in the original Komedy?

Nuparu: No. If you haven’t noticed I’m a matoran again. Taipu1 decided that me having those Giant digging claws would make it more difficult for me to repair the machinery. Hey look at this Junk. Tamarus Parachutes, the old GS form and the Computer.

Computer: I’m not Junk!!!!

Nuparu: Oh dear someone left the computer on since the Original Ask Nuju. Taipu1 isn’t going to be happy when he sees the electricity bill.

Tamaru: Look at these GS forms. What happened to the old GS’s anyway?

Kopeke: Well we didn’t know if they’d still want to be in the Komedy so we didn’t bother asking.

Computer: Question Alert!

Matoro: OW!!! Computer we haven’t started the Komedy yet we don’t do the questions.

Computer: Question Alert!

Nuparu: Were you listening to him?

Computer: Question Aler!

Nuparu: Maybe If I just recalibrate the sound box by re-routing the electrical field and put a plasmapherical dampering blocker.

*Nuparu Unplugged the computer*

That’s better.

Jaa: What was all that gibberish you just unplugged it.

Tamaru: TAIPU1! I’VE FOUND THE TRANSLATOR. I’LL SEND IT DOWN BY PARACHUTE!

*downstairs*

Taipu1: Here we are. Now we can start the comedy.

Nuju: Toot welcome to Ask Nuju the Komedy spelt with a k.

Taipu1: Where’s the computer and stuff. We forgot about that.

Nuparu: We’ve got it. It was up in the Loft. I’ll just enable the computer to give question’s again by reversing the calibration of the sound box by routing the electrical field back into the plasmapherical dampering blocker

*Nuparu plugged the computer in*

Jaa: You just plugged it in.

Nuparu: I try to make things sound more difficult than they are so I get designated the easy jobs.

Computer: Question Alert!

Dear Ask Nuju Studio’s

Why did you restart this komedy when it’s probably going to die in days?

Random Guy

Nuju: Well you see we’re hoping it isn’t going to die in days.

Computer: Incoming Question!

Two Noojoo
I hav planted bgus in your lovt and I hurd Nuparoo and Jar and Tamaroo and Matauro and Kopeak torking abaut mi diearee. I intend two get your copee ov mi diearee ovv yoo and distroi it.

Form your old enemee form your orijanul comudy, Vakama

Nuju: All that stuff seems strangely familiar from the old komedy. Who was it who was a really bad speller?

Kopeke: I think it was Whenua.

Whenua: Hey! I’m head of security and I could set my goons on you like that.

Goon1: ‘ey ‘e called os gooooons.

Goon2: Let’s keel ‘im.

Goon3: Yur!

Goon4: That be good idea! Hur Hur Hur!

Nuju: OK… shall we spell check that email it might shed some light on this.

Taipu1: I dunno won’t that bring back that really rubbish joke about the spell checking stuff.

Nuju: Do You have a better Idea?

Taipu1: No.

Two Noro
I have planted bugs in your lot and I hard Nuparu and Jar and Tamara and Matura and Kopek torching about mi disagree. I intend two get your cope ova mi disagree ova you and destroy it.

Form your old enemies form your original comedy, Yakima

Taipu1: I warned you it would do that!!

Matoro: Oh great! This komedy is gonna be a complete rip off of that old komedy, Ask Nuju.

Jaa: Umm this is a comeback attempt of the very same Komedy.

Matoro: Well it’s very difficult to take in information when you keep banging your head on the ceiling.

Taipu1: That’s a point. Let’s end this chapter so that we can un Toa-ise Matoro.

This post has been edited by Taipu1: hydruka Rider: Sep 2 2008, 12:43 PM

I've never read your last comedy but this is funny.

[Taipu1: hydruka...]

Thanks for the Reply Mezzilak.
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Chapter 2

Nuju: welcome to Ask Nuju the Komedy spelt with a K and where Matoro doesn’t appear on the banner in Taipu1’s sig.

Matoro: Hey! OW!

Taipu1: What are you yelping about now? We untoa-ised you.

Matoro: Yeah but Kopeke thought it was amusing to put needles in my old Kanohi before he gave it back.

Kopeke: lol, rotfl, :supperfunny:

Jaa: So do we start answering questions now?

Nuparu: I’ll just have to activate the computers monitor, by installing a heavy instrumental hardrive, along with a binary reticule that can adjust the RA-IF settings.

*Pushes the on button*

There!

Nuju: You just pushed the on button.

Nuparu: I thought we explained this in the last chapter.

Computer: There is 1/235798 of a question in your inbox.

Nuju: There’s one twohundredandthirtyfivethousandsevenhundredandninetyeighth of a question? How’d that happen.

Computer: Well you see messages disintegrate over time and that one has been in the inbox since the original Komedy.

Nuju: Is it legible?

Computer: Let’s find out!

:.|:.:.|’
:.:::.|’’\:
::::::@:::..’’

Nuju: I’ll take that as a no.

Computer: Question Alert, you now have 1&1/235798 questions in your inbox.

Nuju: I now have have one and one twohundredandthirtyfivethousandsevenhundredandninetyeighth of a question in my inbox!

Computer: Maybe you should delete the half disintegrated question.
Kopeke: Technically speaking you mean the
Twohundredandthirtyfivethousandsevenhundredandninetyseven twohundredandthirtyfivethousandsevenhundredandninetyeighths message.

Tamaru: I turn almost on time for the komedy and now people are quoting really long numbers.

Nuparu: That depends if you consider a non-integer to be a number, seeing as it is not whole.

Tamaru: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Nuju: Hang on back on track did you say that there was another message!

Computer: Yes but it’s disintegrated a teeny bit now.

To Ask Nuju
In the Last chapter you revealed that you still possess my staff of shadows. I’m coming to get it back

With love and Hugs, MakutL:’:

Nuparu: Oh no part of the name’s disintegrated. We don’t know who sent the message!

Nuju: This mystery may haunt us for the rest of lives.

Jaa: Maybe if we get the staff from the Loft it’ll shed some light on the subject.

*Tamaru fetches the staff*

Tamaru: Here it is.

* a shed full of light squashes Tamaru*

Taipu1: What the…

Nuparu: That is the worst joke I’ve ever seen! And I was in the original Ask Nuju.

Taipu1: Hey! I wrote that. I’m writing this. And we were all in the original Ask Nuju! In fact your fired!

Jaa: Who will be his replacement?

Taipu1: Well we need to find some super intelligent Geek matoran.

Tamaru: Lets look on the MNOLG 2!

Computer: Loading Wahi…

Nuparu: Is that meant to read the loading screen.

Taipu1: I thought I fired you.

Nuparu: I hoped you wouldn’t notice.

*Leaves*

Tamaru: That hut has a telescope on it! There must be someone clever there!

Taipu1: Nixie? Talk to her. See if she’s clever.

Jaa: she must be clever the conversation’s glitched.

Kopeke: Maybe if we find an offline version of the game which is fixed.

Taipu1: Don’t you know that would result in the joke that’s found in like every komedy in existence, where the characters go on BZPower?

Matoro: Only one way to find out…

Taipu1: That sounds like a cliff hanger...
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[Taipu1: hydruka...]

I had this idea in my head a while for a chapter.

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Chapter 3
Jaa: So this is BZPower?

Kopeke: No, that’s the Bionicle website.

Jaa: Y’know in the normal Bionicle world all you say is “…”

Kopeke: …

Taipu1: Look is this Nixie preson clever?

Matoro: Clever as ever, she’s an Astrologer

Matoro: I’m a Poet and I didn’t know it.

Jaa: That’s not your website sayes.

Matoro is Great.com

Proud to be a poetic genius! I always knew I was a poet!

Nixie: Hi!

Nuparu: He she’s a girl

Matoro, Kopeke, Jaa ,Tamaru, Nuju:

Taipu1: a few things, one Nuparu you were fired, two, Nuju you are way to old for her and three this is a Komedy not a Love story! You can’t change the first letter of Love and the words still pronounce the same. Use Komedy emoticons.

Matoro, Kopeke, Jaa ,Tamaru, Nuju:

Taipu1: Thank you.

Computer: I have a question.

Nuju: Whats that?

Computer: No, I mean I have a question in your inbox dumbo.

Dear Nuju
Jovan has invited you to be come a buddy on Turaga.com

Log into your turaga account to accept or decline

Best wishes
Boss@turaga.com

Taipu1: Woops sorry I just had my first day of school I’m knackered I can’t control the all-powerful Komedy vortex to well at the moment and that slipped through from the original Komedy.

Jaa: You go to school

Taipu1: Not in this Komedy, but in real life.

Nuju: real life???

Doorbell: A ding ding ding du du ding ding bahm bahm…

Nuju: Shut up!!!! What was going through my mind when I got a crazy frog doorbell.

Jaa: Maybe you should answer the door.

Nuju: Oh yeah

*opens door*

3 Matoran: hello!

Yo-Matoran Called Alex: Yo. We’re Makutas warning about the highly random legions he’s going to take over this Komedy with. Yo.

Nuju: Must Makuta take over every Komedy. Who are those two?

YMCA: Yo. This is random song matoran and Random rhythm Matoran. Yo.

Nuju:

YMCA: Yo. Please explain the usage of that particular emoticon. Yo.

Nuju: Your name abbreviation…

Jaa: Lol it’s YMCA

Random song matoran: YMCA!

Random Rhythm Matoran: Da du du da du di duuh!

RSM: YMCA!

RRM: Da du du da du di duuh!

YMCA: YO. That’s what they do. Yo.

Nuju: so this is a warning.

YMCA: Yo. yes Yo.

Taipu1: I don’t like warnings. I’d suggest slamming the door in their face.

*slams door*

Jaa: Thank Mata nui for that.

Nuju: gotta go I’ll be late for my shift at Makuta’s burger bar.

Jaa: Makuta has aa burger Bar and you work there?

Nuju: Blame Taipu1 it’s him who’s not controlling the Komedy vortex properly. That’s why Makutas planning to take over the komedy and that’s why jokes from the original and attempted comeback of this Komedy keep popping up.

*vanishes into an All powerful vortex*

Taipu1: Now with him gone the Komedy has no owner

That’s why I can take over the Comedy

Taipu1: Who was that

Computer: I know it’s a bit late but Makuta has sent you a message. OH and a reply

It’s Makuta

Taipu1: computer just answered that..

Do I care?

Taipu1: yes

good point

Jaa: Oh no makuta is going to invade.

yes

Now witness my random armies

Matoro: The point of putting that in two separate messages was???

Kopeke: …I’m…so…scared…All…I…can…say…is…“…”

Taipu1: I have one thing to say against Makuta.

CODE

Have you ever seen anyone open a door in thin air?

Kopeke: Why…Was…it…in…a…code…box…?

Taipu1: That means it’s a reply

Nuju: I gotta bad feelin’ about this.

Computer: Reply:
[quote] No. Why? [quote]

Taipu1: See it now.

*Taipu1 opens a door which has a handle floating in thin air.*

This post has been edited by Taipu1: hydruka Rider: Sep 5 2008, 02:06 PM

Lot's of humuor in it. Nuju works in a makuta burger bar.

[Taipu1: hydruka...]

As Taipu1 opened the random door to the Komedy vortex all kinds of junk began to leak out to meet the army of random things coming over the cliff towards Ask Nuju studios. “Oh no” shouted Kopeke “We’re Talking in prose”

Taipu1: Your Talking in prose you mean.

“Why’s it only me?” shouted Kopeke.

Taipu1: Not my problem

* A randomly appearing Kardas dragon appeared and was about to step on the studio when it randomly appeared on Voya Nui which obviously meant it had to disappear from where it was*

Jaa: This is crazy!

Muhahaha

Computer: If you don’t mind I’m going to block this particular questioner.

Nixie: This is boring. I’m going back to Ga-Koro.

Nuparu: Can I have my job back then?

Taipu1: knock yourself out

Nuparu:

Nuju: Umm I just randomly came back through the Komedy vortex. With a lot of Burgers.

Taipu1: use them to attack that group of random burger hating matoran over there!

Nuju: Okay!

*Throw’s burgers at RBHM*

Nuparu: Why don’t you just suck all these bad guys back into the Komedy Vortex

So shocked he wrote in prose Taipu1 said “I never thought of that” and then the battle around them froze and got sucked into the Komedy vortex. Taipu1 locked the door. “hang on. This is not a prose Komedy”

Taipu1: There!

Nuparu: That was the oddest thing that’s ever happened in this Komedy.

Jaa: personally think we should return to the happy land of answering questions.

Nuju: Yay! Back to how I like it. Do we have any questions computer?

Computer: Yes

Nuju: Can you read them to us?

Computer: Can you talk gibberish?

Nuju: Well.

Computer: that was a rhetorical question by me actually. This is the question you want.

Tu Noojoo.
Wi iz thair so much rakit coming from your stewdeeyos? Itz keeping the people ov mi vilidje awake

From Vakama.

Kopeke: Ooh! Is this going to be the spell check joke?

Taipu1: probably.

Too Noro.
Wig zips hair so much racist coming from your studios? Ritz keeping the people ova mi valid awake

From Yakima.

Kopeke:

Taipu1:

Matoro:
Nuparu: That’s the first thing your going to say in this chapter?!?!?!

Matoro:

Taipu1: Anymore questions?

Computer: Yeah Why don’t I get payed?

Nuju: He meant questions that have been sent

Why don’t I get payed?
Computer

Nuju: You’re a machine we can unplug you if necessary.

Computer: No questions!

Nuju: I guess that means we can end this chapter.

Taipu1: I’ve been thinking, maybe we should Ask People who read this Komedy on some strange website to pm me with questions of their own?

Nuju: Whatever.
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Yeah, send me any questions you want and I’ll put them in the next chapter.

Tu Noojoo.
Wi iz thair so much rakit coming from your stewdeeyos? Itz keeping the people ov mi vilidje awake

From Vakama.

Kopeke: Ooh! Is this going to be the spell check joke?

Taipu1: probably.

Too Noro.
Wig zips hair so much racist coming from your studios? Ritz keeping the people ova mi valid awake

From Yakima.

Kopeke: rotflz.gif

Taipu1: rolleyes.gif

Matoro: afro.jpg

I'll do what kopeke did. and yes I'll be sending you a question.