Ask Mazeka, Jet Jaguar's Comedy Treehouse presents....... Options

Great new chapter! Though it was a bit random. But other then that I thought it was great!

[Maryland Terps]

Very interesting. I liked the first chapter better than the 2nd, but the 2nd was good too. Especially the part with Master Makuta talking to him through emails. Good comedy.

-MT

I'm still waiting for your review, you know. You know the wierd thing? I don't even have Mazeka! Well, not yet, but I made a Sixty Cent MOC and I got Vultraz. I need to have my aunt see him on Shop@Home. She buys anything I want see off from Shop@Home. New chapter!

Ask Mazeka



All of the Toa looked at him. They then turned their backs to him.



Strange. He thought, they don't kill me. Maybe I should buy something for Sixty Cent. Maybe a get well cake or some flowers. He always loved the flowers. They are so good….. wait, how am I drooling in my mind? Ah! I can feel the drool touching my brain!0



Mazeka took out his wallet, still under the table. He only had ten widgets and a picture of Gorast. She was hot to Matoran, but ugly to Makuta. He had many images in his mind of him making out with her.



'"Uh, hello? Can you get out from under the table?" asked a Ga-Matoran.



"Sorry, darn hatch." Said Mazeka, "Do you have any cupcakes that have the words die?"



"Yeah, we also have cupcakes with the words O RLY, Shoot da Whoop, and Please commit suicide. " said Kotu.



Mazeka got out from under the table. She was taller then him, but she had a tree on her head. "I'll take them all."



A couple of minutes later, he exited from the store carrying a large box. Darn. I was supposed to go through that hatch again.



Kotu then pulled open the door and put up a sign that said: NO GOING UNDER THE TABLES.



Shoot! He thought, I guess I'll have to get my Swamp Strider then drive to the hospital. Mazeka took out a long stick. "Accio Swamp Strider!" he said.



Just because he did a bad spoof of Harry Potter, the Swamp Strider smashed into him and broke his arm off. He attached his arm back and got up into the vehicle and it crawled away to the hospital.



An hour later, he was being hurt. Seriously. His mentor was firing his laser and throwing leaves at him. Poor Mazeka.



"HO DARE YOU BRING ME CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Sixty Cent. He fired his laser, which Kopeke took away. Kopeke then jumped into a box full of weapons, put a NO GIRLS ALLOWED sign, and looked around suspiciously.



"I have your rap records!" said Mazeka.



"You do?" asked Sixty Cent eagerly.



"No, but I have different records made by a Ta-Matoran called Vultraz!"



"Hey! I heard it, and it was our record! Now, I was in the middle of putting some more bling on!" yelled Sixty Cent in anguish.



"That's gonna cost you extra for hearing music." said Kopeke. He got out from his box and threw it out the window. A shrieking cat was heard. "Darn, I told that Shallows Cat to go away. 1,000,000,000,00 widgets now."



"I'll be going now." Said Mazeka. He had to think about the bills. So much money already, and he just started this. When he got out, he gasped. His Swamp Strider had graffiti on it. It said:



VULTRAZ

WUZ

HERE!



Mazeka growled. It was on. Literally. He put some cleaning spray on the Swamp Strider. Stupid joke. He then took out a dagger that said "BANNING" on it.



Cliffhanger!

Sorry people who PMed me, but I already finished the chapter when you PMed me.



-Jet Jaguar

This post has been edited by Jet Jaguar: Aug 10 2008, 07:08 PM

Ask Mazeka



"Oh, it's on." Muttered Mazeka. Who was this Vultraz? Was he Chuckie? Or was he…….his father (said quietly)?



As Mazeka's vehicle crawled to the studio, he thought. How did Sixty Cent get that hole? Oh wait, that was his monkey tail.



"Hey, a new message!"



Dear Mazeka,

How did you meet Sixty Cent and how did he make you his apprentice?

Samzoraz.



"I met him while at a party in my friend Jayba(CB readers, recognize him?) tree house. I knew he was a rap artist and I wanted to be his apprentice. He said no, but I gave him a marshmallow. I said it was my most prized possession…" Mazeka's voice trailed off. He started crying. I know you are crying to. Cry or I will do Flacon Punch on you.



Randomly, a huge portal appeared behind Mazeka. A Makuta and a yellow Toa came out.



"New message!"



"Hello Mazeka, We are here. How do you differ from Solek?" asked the Makuta.



"It works only by message."



"Oh." Said Master Makuta. He grabbed Mazeka's lapto-, which had a picture of Gorast on it- an entered Microsoft Word. He then typed the same thing he asked and shoved it into Mazeka's hands, who where filled with super glue. Mazeka quickly read it.



"WE differ because I am a Ko-Matoran, and he is an Av-Matoran. He has gray hands and a different mask, and I have white hands and a Volitak. Now can someone get this laptop off? It's called a laptop and its's not on my lap! It's breaking the laws of physics!" he said as the computer showed huge words. They were: THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. The computer then cracked the words in half horizontally



Samzor ripped off Mazeka's hands.



"HEY!! That hurt! I think I have spare hands, though. Get them and some staples, please! I need it! I'm going to file a lawsuit if you don't." added Mazeka as he got his hands back into their sockets. "And how am I going to fiel a lawsuit if my hands are on?"

Nyah!

"Shut up, dumb Raptor!"

Did you just call me dumb?

"Yeah!"

roar.

"AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!!

hAHA.


"Oh, look! New message!" said Mazeka, happy for a distraction by the angry author



Dear Mazeka,

I can shoop da whoop

George Bush.



"Strange. Hey, what's that sound?" Mazeka looked over his shoulder and he saw Samzoraz kicking Master Makuta, who was reading a book.



"HEY!! Can you guys leave my alone? I'm a hermit now! See my shell?" said Mazeka as Master Makuta jumped out the three story window.



"But you have grilled cheese in the freezer!" cried Samzoraz.



"It's made out of plastic!"



"OH NOEZ!!!!" he yelled as he jumped out the window.



"Good riddance." Said Mazeka, "I wonder why he parodied Ben 10 with those absorption powers.



DOWNSTAIRS



Master Makuta was getting out a dumpster. He meant to do that. He had a plot to go somewhere with that yellow Toa. Somewhere that I won't reveal, yet.







I love cliffhangers.



-Jet Jaguar

This post has been edited by Jet Jaguar: Aug 11 2008, 09:46 AM

Bravo, I can tell this comedy is going to be a hit.

"LOOK AT YOUR E-MAIL< FOOL!!!!!!!! YOU HAZ A NEW MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!" flamed the computer. It was true, however, for fire was coming out in the shape of the words.

LAWL.

Thank you for the empty promise, no offense, but it seems as if all the viewers are gone forever. Yes, I get paranoid quickly.

I can't tell if it's really going to be a hit, with so many people looking and leaving...no replies....I could go on all day.

I do promise something, I'll check up often.
But I hope the next chapter comes soon.

I meant the hit part. Thanks...but.....my brain just went zap...so don't expect it soon.

Ask Mazeka



Master Makuta was walking in a corridor in the BoM base. He had just finished killing a Toa of Lightning and Wario. By killing, he means absorbing into his freaky body. He walked down the freaky place and bumped into Antroz.



“Hey, watch where you’re going, you freak!” he said.



“You! Uuuhhh….can I paint you yellow? It’s kinda like my favorite color.”



“How about…..NO, YOU CRAZY MAKLOOTA!”



“You’re a Makuta too.”



“Darn it! You caught me! Time to kill you!” said Antroz as his eyes glowed red with disintegration power.



At Ask Mazeka, Mazeka was bored. He still had to pay his bills.



Dear Mazeka,

PAY YOUR BILLS, YOU FREAKY FREAK!!!!!!!

Kopeke





Mazeka sighed. He was bored, yes. He was busy, o. For no reason, I am writing like Yoda speaks. Mazeka sighed again for apparently no reason whatsoever.



Dear Mazeka,

I dare you to eat a raw egg!

Krakua



“Oh no, the noobs are here,” said Mazeka, “Fine. Time to drink egg soda.”



Dear Mazeka,

What the heck is egg soda?

Krakua



“Its brain juice mixed with raw eggs! To be specific, your brain jice! How does that sound?” said Mazeka in a falsely cheery voice. He got out a laser guided CD shooter, a carton of eggs, a cup that says: EGG SODA and a straw that says: KRAKUA’S BRAIN GOES THROUGH HERE.



Dear Mazeka,

Okay, okay! I take back that dare!

Krakua



“Aw man, I just got this stuff of eBay! And it cost me all my widgets too!” said a bummed Mazeka.



Kopeke jumped through the window at that very moment with a shot gun.



“I’MA WANTING THE CHACHINGA NOW!!!!!!1111” he screamed in a noobish accent.



“It looks like I found a use for this CD shooter. Now where is my ammo? Oh, a donut! It should do fine….” said Mazeka as he picked it up and inserted a CD. Kopeke jumped out the window, closely followed by Mazeka.



-Jet Jaguar the Raptor