My Bionicle Sets Stories, The sequel to "My Bionicle Road Trip"! Options

[Darth Makuta]

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[Toa Nuhrii: Toa ...]

Hey guys! I just got Bionicle Legends#10, but I have to wait until my birthday to read it!

Since most of you probably have to wait, too, here's a nice, brand spanking new episode of MBSS to pass the time:

Episode 6: House Tour(Guest Starring: Toa Kroku, Toa Cadaias of fire and light, and Darth Makuta)

D.Q was obsessed with the Wii. In fact, he was so obsessed that he had been playing on it for over a month now. Nuhrii and Vakama Hordika were keeping track of how long he had been playing.

"He's going for two months!" the Ta-Matoran exclaimed. "If he keeps playing like he does now, then he will have broken a new record!"

"I keep forgetting if G is a number," Vakama Hordika said, confused. "Is it?"

"Well, what does D.Q say?" Nuhrii said. He held a microphone out to the Toa. "Well, what do you say, D.Q? Is G a number or not?"

"G's a number," D.Q said quickly, never taking his eyes off the TV screen.

"Well, there you have it, folks," Nuhrii said. "G is a number after all!"

The Toa's obsession with the Wii became a TV show that was only broadcasted in Timongo's house. It was popular among the BIONICLE sets(Who were the only people who watched it) and they tuned in every week to watch it.

Axonn, a warrior who had a giant axe, was one of the many sets watching it on TV.

"Man," the ex-Battle Titan said. "I didn't know that G was a number!"

"It isn't," Lhikan said. "G is a letter, not a number. D.Q is just too focused on the Wii to give anyone a correct answer."

"How do you know?" Axonn challeneged.

"Remember when Nuhrii asked him what his name was?" the Toa of Fire asked. "He said his name was Chuck Norris and we all know he isn't Chuck Norris."

"Yeah," Axonn agreed. "He isn't even half as cool as Chuck Norris."

"But the point is," Lhikan continued. "That D.Q is way too focused on the Wii to give anyone a straight answer."

"Matoro says the TV show is still entertaining," Toa Matoro Mahri said. "Matoro says be quiet, because Matoro can't hear what they are saying to the special Guest Stars."

"Guest Stars...?" the Toa of Fire said.

Lhikan looked at the TV and was surprised to see two Toa standing next to Nuhrii and Vakama, talking to the two morons. One Toa was wearing what looked like a green Vahi and he had a Toa Metru build. He was light green, dark-ish green, and had orange eyes. A disk launcher was mounted on his back, with a Disk of Time in it.

The other one was gold and red. He carried a Nynrah Ghost Blaster and a power staff. The tip of the staff had two air katanas with a Tahu Mata flame sword in the middle. The Toa also had a red mask that looked like a Hau, Lhikan-style.

"Well, folks," Nuhrii said, turning to face the camera. "Today we have two Guest Stars on our show. Please welcome Toa Kroku," He motioned to the Toa with the green Vahi. "And Toa Cadaias." He motioned to the Toa who wore the red Hau-like mask.

A clapping sound could be heard, but then all of a sudden a explosion was heard. Toa Vakama ran off-screen, then returned holding a burnt-looking CD player.

"Our CD player asplooded," Vakama Hordika said sadly. "I liked our CD player."

"It is 'exploded', Vakama," Toa Kroku corrected. " 'Asplooded' isn't a real word."

"That's what I said," the Toa Hordika of Fire returned. "I said 'asplooded.' "

"Whatever," Kroku sighed. "Why is he such a moron?"

"Well, it isn't all that bad, Kroku," Cadaias said, patting his fellow Toa on the back. "At least nothing really bad happened, like the Wii exploding for no reason whatsoever."

All of a sudden, the Wii exploded. D.Q just stared at the smoking crater that was the Wii.

At first, he looked angry. Then, he looked sad. Then he looked VERY, VERY HAPPY. After that, he went all the way up to murderous rage.

"WHO DID THAT?" D.Q shouted, pointing at the smoking crater. "WHO IN KARZAHNI DID THAT?" He pointed at Cadaias. "DID YOU DO THAT?"

"What? No, I didn't," Cadaias explained. "It just blew it self up. I had no involvement whatsoever. Honest."

"WELL, SOMEBODY BETTER FESS UP, 'CAUSE I AM ANGRY!!!!" D.Q yelled.

Nuhrii, knowing what was about to happen, quickly grabbed the camera and said into it: "Uh, that's all for today, folks. Tune in next week to see D.Q explode from anger!"

"I'M ALREADY EXPLODING FROM ANGER!!!" D.Q shouted at the Ta-Matoran.

Axonn grabbed the remote control and turned the TV off. He turned to look at Lhikan and Matoro Mahri, who both had their mouths hanging open.

"Where did those two Toa come from?" Lhikan asked, still shocked.

"Matoro is angry that the Wii exploded because Matoro wanted to play on it first!" the Toa Mahri of Ice said. "Matoro says Matoro is going to go and buy a new Wii."

Matoro walked off, leaving Axonn and Lhikan alone.

"I'm going to find out where those two came from, Axonn," the Toa of Fire said. "Do you want to come along?"

"Meh, I don't have anything better to do," Axonn said. "So, okay, I'll go, too."

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Lhikan and Axonn quickly made their way to the utility room, where the TV show was filmed. There they saw D.Q going insane over losing the Wii and Cadaias and Kroku talking to Vakama and Nuhrii.

"Where did those two guys come from?" Lhikan asked.

"Blame the Author for accepting Guest Stars," Nuhrii answered.

"....What?" the Toa of Fire said, confused.

"Um, I mean, they're really just friends of Neya and D.Q, right, D.Q?" Nuhrii said.

D.Q had apparently calmed down now, but he still looked quite angry. "Yes, I used to know them."

" 'Used to know them'? " Lhikan repeated. "What happened?"

"Eh, we kind of had a falling out , if you know what I mean," the Toa explained. "They got me kind of angry and we sort of got into a fight, so me, Neya, and Keelie sort of left them."

"But why did you invite them here?" Lhikan asked.

"I didn't invite them, Nuhrii did," D.Q said. "I told him about them and he said...."

(FLASHBACK!!)

Nuhrii: Hey! Why don't we invite them over? I'm sure they would like to see you again and would like to meet us!
D.Q: But I punched them both. Why would they ever want to see me again?
Nuhrii: Maybe they think you're different now!
D.Q: If I saw them again, I would punch them, you know.
Nuhrii: Great! I'll invite them right now!

(END FLASHBACK!!)

"So, are you guys still angry at D.Q?" Axonn asked the two Toa.

"Yes, we are," Kroku said. "But we received the invitation and decided to come anyway. Here's how it went...."

(ANOTHER FLASHBACK!!!)

Cadaias: Hey, Kroku! Look at what came in the mail!
Kroku: What is it?
Cadaias: It's a invitation from a Mr. Nuhrii T. Matoran.
Kroku: Open the letter up.
Cadaias:(Opens letter up) Well lookie here! Our old friend D.Q is inviting us for a reuinion! Isn't that something?
Kroku:(Nods) Yeah.(Pauses) Do you have the RPGs ready?
Cadaias:(Holds up Rocket Propelled Grenade) Always.

(END ANOTHER FLASHBACK!!!!)

"Ha, you aren't really going to shoot a RPG at me, are you?" D.Q asked.

"Well, we were, but we decided that the RPGs were a little extreme," Cadaias said. "So we're going to content ourselves by beating you with baseball bats."

Before they could began the beat down on the Toa, Vahki Nuurakh ran in at that moment.

"Why, hello, newcomers," Nuurakh said. He looked at the baseball bats they were holding. "Boy, those bats look like they could break by just looking at them. Let me give you new ones for the extremely low price of $10,000 dollars each!"

"No, our bats are okay," Toa Kroku replied. "We just tested them on Vakama." He pointed over to the Toa Hordika, who was now trying to decide whether '@' was a number or not. "His skull is pretty thick, so it didn't hurt him. Much."

"Well, wouldn't you want better bats?" Nuurakh asked. "After all, you could break those pretty easily. Here, let me take yours."

The Vahki snatched the baseball bat from the Toa. But before he could run off with it, Kroku used his powers over time to stop him. He grabbed the bat from Nuurakh's hands. Then, he spend time up around the red Vahki, causing him to run into a wall.

"That was fun," Kroku said. He then noticed the surprised look on Axonn's and Lhikan's faces(Er, masks). "What? Didn't D.Q tell you I was a Toa of Time? I can do all kinds of crazy things, like speed time up or slow time down. I can age things, but not for very long."

"Can...can you go into the future?" Axonn asked.

"I've tried, but last time I tried that I exploded a Matoran," Kroku replied. "So I don't think I want to try it again."

"And if you're interested, I have elemental control over fire, light, and telekinesis, but I mostly use light." Cadaias added.

"Telekinesis isn't a element," Axonn said.

"In my opinion, it is," Cadaias replied. "Anyway, we haven't seen much of the house. Mind showing us around?"

"Well, okay, but first we have to make sure Timongo is okay with it," Lhikan said.

"He's okay with it," Nuhrii said. "Before you guys came, I asked him if I could invite you guys and he was okay with it, so we can go on a tour of the house!"

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The small group of D.Q, Toa Kroku, Toa Cadaias, Lhikan, Axonn, Nuhrii, and Vakama Hordika began the tour of the house by stopping off by the den first.

The den had a love seat(Small couch, for those of you who might not know), a table, and a dresser. There were other things in the room, but that was what mostly took up the room.

"This is the den, the party capital of the house!" Nuhrii said, leading them into the room while dancing.

"This isn't really the party capital of the house, but it's a pretty social place," Lhikan whispered to Kroku and Cadaias.

"I figured as much," Kroku replied. "'Cause he and Vakama are morons."

"Why, look," Nuhrii said, pointing to Toa Mahri Hahli, who was walking by. "There is Toa Mahri Hahli, resident fashion guru. She's a Toa of Water, you know."

"Me likey," Kroku said. He walked over to her and began flirting with her. "Hey, Hahli, my name is Toa Kroku."

Hahli turned to face him.

"Like, do I look like I care or anything?" she replied. "I, like, have more important fashionable business to, like, do! So, like, please go and stop bothering me!"

The female Toa Mahri was about to leave, but Kroku wasn't about to let her go that easily. He got in front of her, to block her from leaving.

"Hey, why don't we get to know each other?" the Toa of Time asked. "I'm a big, strong Toa of Time and you look like you need someone to protect you or something. Why not hang out with me? It's not like you have a boyfriend or anything."

"Actually, she does," a voice from behind said. Kroku turned around and saw Jaller Mahri, looking quite angry.

"Hello, uh, Jaller Mahri, right?" Kroku said. "I wasn't flirting with Hahli or anything. I was merely introducing myself to her and all I wanted to do was get to know her better. Know what I mean?"

"I heard every word you said to Hahli and it sounded alot like flirting to me," Jaller Mahri said angrily. "She's my girlfriend, so either leave her alone or you'll soon find a fireball in your face. Choose your fate."

Kroku decided it wasn't worth fighting over Hahli, but as he and the others left, he blew a kiss to her, resulting in him being pummeled by Jaller.

"Oh, yeah," Hahli said, turning to Jaller. "I, like, like you as much as the other Toa Mahri."

"Wait," Jaller Mahri said slowly. "You love the other guys just as much as me? I thought we had something special!! WAHHH!!!"

"Never mind," Hahli sighed. "I have, like fashionable stuff to, like, do!"

She flew off, leaving the Toa Mahri of Fire alone to sob.

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Next stop was the kitchen, where they found Neya baking a pizza. He noticed Vakama and Nuhrii, then stuck the pizza in the oven and ran down to them.

"Where were you two?" the Toa of Root Beer asked. "I had a ton of orders and you two were nowhere to be found! What's your excuse this time?"

"We have no excuse," Nuhrii replied. "We're just showing two old friends of D.Q's around the house."

Neya looked at them and recognised the two Toa immediately.

"Oh, no," he said, taking a step back. "I remember those two." He looked over at D.Q. "Did they bring the RPGs?"

"No," he answered, shaking his head. "But they brought the baseball bats."

The Toa of Root Beer groaned. "Not the baseball bats."

Cadaias held his up. "What? Do you not like them or something? At least we're not going to beat you guys up, right, Kroku?"

The Toa of Time was too busy hitting Vakama Hordika on the head to listen, so he said, "Isn't this fun? His plastic skull is as thick as plastic!!"

"Never mind," the Toa of three elements sighed. "Anyway, I see you're running a pizza place. But how do toys eat?"

"Toys eat, uh, through the magical thing called, a, uh, plot hole," Nuhrii said. "You know, that thing that happens when someone or something disappears for no reason and he/she/it/whatever is never seen again? That is what happens with the food we eat, though somehow we still taste it."

"Uh huh," Vakama agreed. "We don't 'eat', as humans define it. We let the plot hole do the eating for us. And then we feel full, if the plot hole eats too much."

Neya looked at the Toa Hordika of Fire like he was crazy, for in truth he was.

"You guys are weird," Neya told them.

"Weird, or eccentric?" the Ta-Matoran said. "Because I do not believe in 'weird' because we are ALL weird!"

Cadaias took a step away from the crazy Matoran, a little taken aback by Nuhrii's craziness. He looked at Neya.

"Is he always like this?" the Toa of (At least two) elements, asked.

"Yes, but he's worse when he has sugar," Neya answered.

"Anyway, this is the kitchen," Nuhrii explained. "This is where everyone comes to eat food. Pridak, one of the Barraki, regularly raids the kitchen when he's hungry."

Just then, the refridgerator door opened, slamming into Kroku. Pridak jumped out, holding a half-eaten cheese burger.

"Now time to put it in the microwave!" the white Barraki shouted, running towards the microwave. He somehow climbed the counter while holding the cheese burger and then he popped it into the microwave.

Kroku pushed the door off him, looking angry.

"That was Pridak, resident hungry guy," Neya said.

"He's going to be resident dead guy when I'm done with him!" the Toa of Time cried, running towards Pridak.

Cadaias sighed and then stopped Kroku using his telekinesis, lifting the Toa in the air.

Kroku kept trying to run, but then realized that Cadaias had stopped him dead in his tracks. He stopped running and the Toa of Fire/Telekinesis(If that's a element)/Light dropped him on his behind.

"Well, that's the kitchen," Nuhrii said. "Next we go to the living room!"

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The living room was a big room. There was a couch, laptop computer, TV, DVD/VCR recorder, and a few chairs. On the walls were mostly pictures of places that Timongo and co. had visited when Timongo had been a BIONICLE set, traveling the world. A fireplace was also present, but because it was summer, it wasn't currently in use.

"This is the amazing living room!" Nuhrii exclaimed. "Look and be amazed!"

"Amazed by what?" Kroku asked.

"Amazed by the amazing room of amazing-ness," the Ta-Matoran explained, as if shocked that no one would know that. "If I may add is amazing."

"Moron," the Toa of Time said under his breath.

"Now here is the fireplace, where Santa Claus is said to come down every Christmas," Nuhrii went on, not noticing Kroku's comment. "Some people believe that Santa Claus doesn't really exist, but I know he does because I met him!"

"It's true," D.Q confirmed. "Thok had enslaved all of Santa's elves and tied up the big man himself, so it was up to us and some MOCs to defeat Thok and free Santa."

"D.Q, old friend," Cadaias said. "That is the most unlikely story I've ever heard."

"No, really," the Toa insisted. "We really did meet Santa. We even have a picture to prove it!"

"Whatever," Cadaias said.

Vakama Hordika jumped into the fireplace and looked up it. He noticed something strange.

"Is that...Santa Claus?" the Toa Hordika asked.

The others walked in and looked up as well. Indeed, someone or something was falling down the chimney and was falling fast.

"Quick!" Cadaias yelled. "Get out!"

Everyone jumped out of the fireplace just in time, because the thing had landed on it's feet. Now everyone could see that it was not a thing, nor was it Santa Claus. It had a Makuta Teridax upper body, though the lower half of his body looked like it came from a Darth Maul figure. He was carrying a ridiculously huge staff and had a light saber as well, but the saber wasn't on.

"Who is that?" D.Q asked.

"I am Darth Makuta!" the strange figure shouted. "And I am here for revenge..." He pointed at Kroku and Cadaias. "On you two!"

"What did we do?" Kroku asked.

"Don't you remember?" Darth Makuta asked.

"Nope. Never seen you before." Cadaias answered.

The strange hybrid of a Teridax set and Darth Maul action figure sighed. "I suppose you wouldn't remember it. Here is a flashback that will explain:"

(UBER FLASHBACK OF UBER AWESOMENSS!!!!)

I used to be a normal Makuta Teridax set. I did the usual, orderd my Rahkshi around, fought the Toa Nuva, stuff like that. I was a happy Makuta, until one day when I was taking my morning stroll...

Darth Makuta: Do dee dee do! I'm so evil and happy!

All of a sudden, those two Toa came around the corner, talking to each other about anime and manga....

Kroku: Naruto could so beat Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece!
Cadaias: Ninjas are better than Pirates!
Kroku: No they aren't!
Cadaias: Yes they are!

Apparently, Kroku had let his temper get the best of him, because he tried to fire a blast of time at Cadaias, who dodged it and then ran. Kroku kept trying to hit him, but one stray blast hit the lower half of my body. Through some strange time-vortex-paradox-thingamajig, I ended up with Darth Maul legs instead of my normal legs.

Darth Makuta: Hey! What happened to my legs? YOU TWO WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!

Unfortunately, I was not used to using legs that had knees, so I tripped and couldn't catch them. I trained for many years, focusing on mastering my new legs. Finally, I mastered them and tracked the two Toa down to this house.

(END UBER FLASHBACK OF UBER AWESOMENESS!!!!!)

"That reminds me," Kroku said, turning to Cadaias. "Pirates are way cooler than Ninjas!"

"I thought that, through careful research and study, that I proved that in a fight, Monkey D. Luffy could so own Naruto any day of the week," Cadaias replied. "Besides, whose the one with the Pirate boat that has cannons?"

"Guys, you can argue some other time," D.Q said. "We have a problem. A Darth Maul/Makuta problem, to be exact."

"We can deal with him some other time!" Kroku shouted. "Its not like he's going to kill us while we're arguing, right?"

A blast of shadow energy hit the Toa of Time, knocking him off his feet. Axonn countered by firing off a blast of pure energy, hitting the Makuta.

"Ow! That hurt!" Darth Makuta said.

"That's what its supposed to do, moron," D.Q said.

"I know," the Sith Makuta replied. "I was just, uh, just.......RAHHHH!!"

Vakama Hordika unleashed a fire Rhotoka spinner. It landed in front of the Makuta, causing a wall of flame to go up, cutting the villain off from the group.

"You think petty fire will keep you safe?" Darth Makuta said.

"It seemed like a good idea at the time," Vakama replied.

A cyclone from the villain blew the flame out and Darth Makuta jumped at them, giant staff at the ready. He landed right in the middle of the group. He twirled his staff, knocking everyone down.

D.Q, using his adamantium claws, slashed the staff, cutting it in two. Darth Makuta looked at the broken staff, but he compensated by using both parts as weapons. It was obvious that the Makuta was skilled in combat and that they couldn't easily defeat him.

Axonn threw his axe, but the Sith Lord/Makuta changed his density, causing the weapon to pas harmlessly through him. He countered by hitting Axonn with chain lightning, sufficient enough to knock the ex-Battle Titan out.

Now Kroku tried to slow down time around Darth Makuta. It worked, but only on Makuta's body, because his laser vision was unaffected. The laser blasted Kroku, knocking him out.

Cadaias and Lhikan fired fire bolts, but Darth Makuta was able to dodge each and every one, firing blasts of shadow to counter. Lhikan used his Hau to protect himself, but Cadaias was hit by the shadow bolts. The Toa of Fire got in front of Cadaias, protecting him from Darth Makuta's shadow bolts.

"What are you doing?" Lhikan shouted, trying to be heard over the sound of shadow hitting his shielded body. "Can't you use your Hau?"

"It's not a Hau," Cadaias replied. "It's actually a Mask of Infrad Vision. It's just shaped like a Hau!"

"That's dumb," Lhikan said.

"I know, but I thought it was cool at the time!" Cadaias replied.

While everyone else was fighting Darth Makuta, Nuhrii, despite having actually defeated foes who were stronger than he in the past, was whimpering in a corner somewhere. Hey, why don't you be useful and actually help your friends?

"I'm just a Matoran," Nuhrii said. "He's a Darth Makuta. What can I do against him?"

Just then, a thought popped into his tiny Matoran brain. He pulled out his trusty bag of sugar and squeezed the bag. The sugar popped out, flying up into the air and falling into Nuhrii's mouth. He swallowed it up in one gulp.

Now his eyes glowed white. Sugar white, to be exact. Now his power was unleashed and he was ready to unleash it upon Darth Makuta.

Meanwhile, the Makuta had defeated the others and looked just about ready to really finish them off. He lifted his staff pieces and was about to bring it down on Kroku, when suddenly it disappeared in from his hand. Confused, he looked around.

"What happened to the pieces of my staff?" Darth Makuta demanded.

He noticed Nuhrii standing nearby, holding his staff pieces. But there was something different about the Ta-Matoran now. His eyes were sugar white and he was shaking like a mini-earthquake was inside him.

"You! Did you steal my staff pieces?" Darth Makuta shouted.

"YESIDID!!" Nuhrii screamed quickly as one word blurred into the next. "YOUHURTMYFRIENDSANDNOWIWILLHURTYOU!!!!"

Moving faster than the speed of light, Nuhrii rammed into Darth Makuta, knocking him off his feet. The Makuta tried to get up, but Nuhrii used a piece of the staff and smacked Darth Makuta with it, sending the villain flying out the window, breaking it.

"HATAKETHATIOWNEDYOUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Nuhrii screamed again. "BUTGUSSWHAT?I'MNOTDONEWITHYOUYET!!!!"

The Ta-Matoran rocketed out the window(literally) and then, using up his last bit of sugary energy, kicked Darth Makuta all the way into space. Nuhrii then threw the Makuta's big staff pieces into space as well.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Darth Makuta shouted as he flew out into space.

"HAHAHAHAISTILLOWNEDYOU!!!" Nuhrii shouted.

All of a sudden, Nuhrii's sugar energy dropped and he hit the ground, tired out. He fell asleep.

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Axonn got up, albeit rather painfully. He looked around. Everyone else was down, but Nuhrii and Darth Makuta were strangely absent. He noticed the broken window, with the cookie cutter design of Darth Makuta.

"Who could have done that?" Axonn wondered. He also noticed Nuhrii's cookie cutter design on the window. "Nuhrii. It figures."

He revived the others and they went outside to find Nuhrii. They found the Ta-Matoran sleeping like a baby not very far from the house. But of Darth Makuta, there was no sign.

"Hey, buddy," Vakama Hordika said, bending over to see Nuhrii better. "What happened?"

Nuhri still slept on. The Toa Hordika picked Nuhrii up and slung him over his shoulder to carry the Ta-Matoran back home, which wasn't very far.

"Well," Axonn said. "That was quite an adventure, wasn't it?"

"Yep," D.Q agreed. "Sure was."

"Does this kind of thing always happen here?" Kroku asked as they walked back home.

"Yeah, but sometimes it gets worse," Lhikan said. "Why do you ask?"

"Well," Kroku said. "Cadaias and I would like to move into this house with you guys. We don't have a home and a nice, warm house would be just the thing for us."

"I'm sure Timongo would be okay with it," Lhikan said. "After all, what could possibly happen with you guys around?"

All of a sudden, a nearby tree exploded. Cadaias looked over at it, then back to Lhikan.

"That wasn't me."

The end of episode 6. Word count: 4086.

And now back to the tour of the house.......

"This is the bathroom!"

And just for reference, here are the bios of the guest stars, both the new and old ones:

Name:Dr.Pie(Toa of fruit Filling)
Mask(If you have one):a purple Akaku
Type of being(Matoran, Toa, etc):Toa Metru of Fruit Filling
Powers(If you have any):Can make pies and is capable of blasting hot fruit filling.
Colors:Purple mask and limbs and Orange body.
Weapons(If you have any):sword that can turn into a kanoka launcher.
And anything else important:funny,somewhat random,very smart,a [b]little[b/] heroic,and his catchphrase is "Let them eat filling!"

Name: Ryan (as a human), Toa Neya (as a bionicle)
Type of being(Toa, Matoran, etc): Human, but by putting on his energy ring, he can turn into a Lewa Nuva with a turquoise Kakama. And by taking it off, vice versa.
Mask(If you have one): Kakama. Lets him produce a shield of root beer around himself. (only in bionicle form.)
Weapons(If you have any): Two bordahk staves that shoot root beer at high speeds. It can be deadly in terms of force,or a subtle squirt.
Random saying(If you have one): To Root Beer!
Side(Good or Evil): Good
Gender: Male

Side note- Has a Keelerak with blue eyes named Keelie. She is sane, but fisty. Her venom can reverse antidermis, like EP, but doesn't mutate its targets. Does not follow Roodaka, and is good.

Name:Kopaka hordika(piraka ain't cute)
Mask(If you have one):gold pakari
Type of being(Toa, Matoran, etc):toa hordika
Powers(If you have any):all powers,abilitiys,and mask powers of the toa nuva
Weapons(If you have any):brutaka's swords{one in each hand},Kopaka's skis
Gender:male
Catch phrase(If you have one):I'l trade you $1 for $50.
And anything else important(Like colors etc):Has complete control over his hordika side.Whenever he gets into a battle with an enemy the pirates of the caribean song plays.

Name: Jaken(kalmah the awesome)
Mask: Golden Hau with a little green on top.
Type of being: Toa Inika build with red joints and body with everything else gold with splashes of green.
Powers:
Weapons: Flame sword and golden Zamor launcher with golden spheres.
Gender: Male
Catch phrase: Captain Cookie!

Name: Blaziken-X
Weapon: Koapaka Mata sword.

Name:D.Q
Type of being(Toa):
Mask(Mask of Quick Travel):
Weapons(Adamantium claws(I robbed Wolverine) To see what I look like, check out my Moc "Logan Iruini"):
Random saying(I'm Big D Jr!):
Side(Good):
Gender:Of course, male

Name: Toa Cadaias

Being: Toa

Weapons: power staff, nynrah ghost blaster

Colors: Gold and red

Elements: fire, telekinesis, light

Appearence: red Lhikan mask, staff two lewa nuva (2003) tahu mata sword in the middle

mask power: infra red vision

Name: Darth Makuta
Type: Makuta
Weapons: A lightsaber and ridiculously huge staff.
Colors: Black and red.
Powers: The Force. And the Makuta powers.
Look: His upper body is a classic Teridax, his lower half came from a Darth Vader action figure.

Name: Toa Kroku
Mask:Green Vahi
Type of being:Toa.
Weapon:Disk luancher with disk of time.
Colors:Light green,dark-ish green,orange eyes.(Look into my eyes...)
Powers/Element:Time.
How i look:toa metru.
Anything else i'd like to add in.I like to beat up Nuuakh alot,loves any female set,i really think Nurhii(spl?) and Vakama H are cool dudes,and i like applesauce.

Post Away, People.

-TNTOS-

Sorry. Kroku is sort of hard to spell, because 'O' and 'U' look similar, if that's what you mean.

That's just fine.
So, is Norik the Surfer dude or not?

Well, I mean, telekinesis is something that would appear in the official BIONICLE storyline, while root beer is something that wouldn't. But yeah, telekinesis can be used in funny ways.

Yes, it can!

I think that it would be funny if my old bad luck kicked in and The Grafind blew up.

I think that it would be funny if my old bad luck kicked in and The Grafind blew up.

Yeah...

Nuhri? You gonna make another episode soon?

[Toa Nuhrii: Toa ...]

Oh, I love dogfights!!!

(Dogfights are fights against 2 or more airplanes)

Can't wait till next chapter!!!!

Good to know that. I'll probably begin writing it after I finish the next chapter of my epic.

-TNTOS-

Nice new episode! Oooo! Dog fights! Cool.

[Darth Makuta]

Very funny chapter. I really liked the Indiana Jones boulder. Also, what is a block hole?

This post has been edited by Darth Makuta: Aug 5 2008, 10:48 AM

[Toa Nuhrii: Toa ...]

Very funny chapter. I really liked the Indiana Jones boulder. Also, what is a block hole?

A block hole is a rift in space the could lead you to all kinds of other dimensions and universes. Unlike black holes, which just take you to random places, you can actually chose where you want to go with block holes. The only real side effect from them is the fact that you get intense pain from entering them.

I think he meant black hole.

As Kroku already pointed out, I mean block hole. I explained what makes them different from black holes above.

Hope the next chapter is soon!

Next episode is getting there. I'd say it is coming along pretty well and I hope you guys like it.

For updates, I have finished a new one-shot that I has been in my mind for a while. It will take place in the BIONICLE universe and star Kopeke. Keep an eye for it in the Comedies forum, because I haven't read through it to fix any mistakes I might have made, so I won't post it just yet.

Oh, could you guys vote for me in the Storyline & Theories contest, "Xian Weapons"? Here's the link to the poll: Link. My entry is Entry #6. You can read the other entries and vote for them if you think they're better than mine, but I would appreciate it if you would vote for Blaster Armor .

-TNTOS-

I explained what makes them different from black holes above.

Really? I didn't see any explanation.

Thanks, DM! Best chapter yet? Huh, never thought of that. But it was fun to write, I have to admit that.

Yeah, I agree.
Okay, I need a Name change, And color change.
HNCCS!

[Toa Nuhrii: Toa ...]

Nice. I'm tryng to imagine Raidak wrangling a cow.

That would be a bit hard, considering he's only about four inches or so tall.

Lol rofl!!

Ps. I changed my name, I'm Cadaias

I loved writing for Mutran and Vican. They're definitely going to be prominant in this story arc.

Skotos the Raptor? That's a good name, I guess.

Nice! I like the part about the Back up plans for the back up plans.

Yeah. That was fun to write, too .

-TNTOS-

[Toa Nuhrii: Toa ...]

Hey, I have an idea.

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You could make the Jetrax, Axlara, and Rockoh do something. Also, you could have a war between somebody, like I did with Kalmah and Takadox in my comedy.

Well, I do plan to have the Toa Phantoka, the rest of the Matoran of Light, all six of the Mistika, Vultraz, Mazeka, Takanuva, Toa Ignika, and the vehicles appear. Heck, the klakk may even appear, if I can find a use for it. But if it does, then it will most likely be a pet of one of the Makuta(Antroz or Mutran, most likely).

-TNTOS-

[Toa Nuhrii: Toa ...]

Cool. So, when should it be up? By the way, think I could co-author?

Well, episode 11 should be up by Monday or Tuesday, maybe. I really don't know, since I don't really like to set dates for finishing episodes. Quality over quantity IMO.

For the co-author part, I don't really think a co-author is necessary at the moment. But I might consider you. Just send me some of your works via PM and if I like it, I may want you as a co-author. Maybe.

But like I said, I don't need a co-author at the moment, so don't feel devastated if I say no .

(Off topic, I just got my Brickmaster issue in the mail. The klakk came with it and I have to that the klakk is a okay set)

-TNTOS-

Cool. So, when should it be up? By the way, think I could co-author?

Well, episode 11 should be up by Monday or Tuesday, maybe. I really don't know, since I don't really like to set dates for finishing episodes. Quality over quantity IMO.

For the co-author part, I don't really think a co-author is necessary at the moment. But I might consider you. Just send me some of your works via PM and if I like it, I may want you as a co-author. Maybe.

But like I said, I don't need a co-author at the moment, so don't feel devastated if I say no .

(Off topic, I just got my Brickmaster issue in the mail. The klakk came with it and I have to that the klakk is a okay set)

-TNTOS-

Cool. Have you checked out my comedy? It's pretty good, but I could do it like yours is. Also, you should also check out my Epic and short stories. They're not great, and I plan to continue the epic.

[Toa Nuhrii: Toa ...]

Cool. So, when should it be up? By the way, think I could co-author?

Well, episode 11 should be up by Monday or Tuesday, maybe. I really don't know, since I don't really like to set dates for finishing episodes. Quality over quantity IMO.

For the co-author part, I don't really think a co-author is necessary at the moment. But I might consider you. Just send me some of your works via PM and if I like it, I may want you as a co-author. Maybe.

But like I said, I don't need a co-author at the moment, so don't feel devastated if I say no .

(Off topic, I just got my Brickmaster issue in the mail. The klakk came with it and I have to that the klakk is a okay set)

-TNTOS-

Cool. Have you checked out my comedy? It's pretty good, but I could do it like yours is. Also, you should also check out my Epic and short stories. They're not great, and I plan to continue the epic.

Never read your comedy, epic, or short stories, sorry. But if you gave me their names and if I read them and like them, I may consider you. Maybe.

-TNTOS-

Cool. So, when should it be up? By the way, think I could co-author?

Well, episode 11 should be up by Monday or Tuesday, maybe. I really don't know, since I don't really like to set dates for finishing episodes. Quality over quantity IMO.

For the co-author part, I don't really think a co-author is necessary at the moment. But I might consider you. Just send me some of your works via PM and if I like it, I may want you as a co-author. Maybe.

But like I said, I don't need a co-author at the moment, so don't feel devastated if I say no .

(Off topic, I just got my Brickmaster issue in the mail. The klakk came with it and I have to that the klakk is a okay set)

-TNTOS-

Cool. Have you checked out my comedy? It's pretty good, but I could do it like yours is. Also, you should also check out my Epic and short stories. They're not great, and I plan to continue the epic.

Never read your comedy, epic, or short stories, sorry. But if you gave me their names and if I read them and like them, I may consider you. Maybe.

-TNTOS-

OK, The Bionicle Room, (Comedy) Toa Ignika Builds a Skate Park, (Also Comedy, witch is dead) Rochix: Beginning of a Legend, (Also dead) The Lone raptor, and several other short stories. None of them, in my opinion, are any good. You might like them though.

[Toa Nuhrii: Toa ...]

@ Takano: I'll have to check those out sometime.

Anyway, here is the next episode. It isn't the best, in my opinion, but I'll see what you guys think about it.

Episode 11: The Revenge of Teridax, Part 2

"Nuparu!" Nuhrii shouted, running down the stairs to the lab. "I need a electro-magnetic-thingamajib to make some deep-fried chicken!"

Vakama Hordika was right behind him. "And I need some chocolate to dip my pretzels in!"

They stopped, looking around the laboratory. No one was there. The computer was on, but there were no Matoran or any living beings in the pearly white room. Nuhrii was confused.

"Where'd they go?"

"Maybe they made themselves invisible," Vakama suggested. "Maybe they invented some complex chemicals that made them invisible and now they're invisible people, fighting crime one step at a time!"

"That sounds logical to me!" Nuhrii agreed. He picked up one of the test tubes that had some sort of bubbling green liquid in it. "I want to be invisible, too, so let's see if this drink makes us people invisible!"

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Up in the skys above the house, Antroz, Vamprah, and Chirox were flying to meet Icarax and Mutran. Their hostages, Nuparu, Balta, and Velika, were currently in a bag that Vamprah was carrying. The Matoran were still unconscious.

"Why do I have to carry the lug?" Vamprah asked, the strain in his voice obvious. "I can barely fly."

"Makuta don't complain," Antroz answered. "We only kill."

"I wonder why you even talk at all, Vamprah," said Chirox. "I thought you never talked at all."

"Well, that's a storyline thing used to make my character more interesting in the official story," said Vamprah. "I'm likable even if I do talk, right?"

Before Chirox could make a comment about how Vamprah was the most illogical Makuta and therefore unlikable(He was also going to say how it is illogical to be likable anyway), Icarax ad Mutran flew up to meet them.

"Well?" asked Icarax. "Did you kidnap the Matoran like you were supposed to?"

"What do you think is in this bag?" asked Antroz, gesturing towards the bag that Vamprah carried. "The plan is going according to plan."

"W3 se1 the trap," Mutran interjected. "the shrubbery 1s g0ing to f@ll on the rivel cl@an leeder."

It took Antroz a minute to figure out what Mutran had said. "Okay. Good. Let's go back to the lair and inform Teridax of the success of our mission."

As one, the five Makuta turned and flew off, with the three unconscious Matoran in the bag.

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When Vican, Radiak, and Kirop arrived at the McDonald's, they were surprised to see Gavla sitting right in a nearby bush.

"Gavla?" said Radiak, shocked. "But you were behind us. How...?"

"What are you so freaked out about?" Gavla asked, in her usual cool and calm tone. "Let's get lunch already."

"Y3z," said Vican. "Tehn the cl@n leeder w1ll be pleased."

After deciding what Vican had just said, the four Matoran walked through the bushes, as to not be seen by people. Then Kirop poked his head out of the bushes, making sure the coast was clear. He didn't see anyone. The Matoran of Shadow pulled his head back and then turned to the other Matoran.

"I didn't see anyone," Kirop reported. "But we should be careful just the same. You never know-"

Vican zipped past the black Matoran, screaming some sort of battle cry in leet. Radiak followed after him, reminding him all the way that they are supposed to get the lunch in secret and that Vican's constant yelling wasn't very secretive.

Kirop watched them fly away and sighed. He turned to Gavla.

"Coming?"

"I'll be there," she replied, sounding like she was sort of in a daze.

"Okay," said Kirop as he flew after the two other Matoran.

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"DEATH BY SPAGHETTI!"

"EARTH EXPLOSION!"

"LAVA DROWNING!"

As you can see, Roodaka, Teridax, and Ultimate Dume were still arguing about how to kill Timongo. And as you can also see, they were clearly getting nowhere and fast.

"This isn't getting anywhere!" Roodaka shouted.

I already said that!

"Aha!" Teridax yelled, standing on the table. "You stopped screaming what you wanted to do to Timongo! Therefore, your opinion is null and void."

"Hey! I was simply pointing out how pointless our arguing is getting!" she said. "My opinion still counts!"

"No, it doesn't," said Teridax.

"Yes, it does," said Roodaka, her voice growing angrier by the second.

"No, it doesn't."

"Yes, it does."

"No, it doesn't."

"YES, IT DOES!"

"NO, IT DOESN'T!"

"EARTH EXPLOSION!"

Teridax and Roodaka glared at Ultimate Dume, who looked rather sheepish now.

"Just wanted to get us back on topic is all," the titan said sheepishly. Then he immediately stood straight. "But, since you two obviously can't agree with either of your plans, that means we get to destroy the world! Yay!"

"We never agreed to that!" Teridax shouted, firing a bolt of shadow at Ultimate Dume.

The bolt hit him, sending Ultimate flying into a nearby wall. He hit the stone wall and slumped to the ground, unconscious.

The Makuta turned to Roodaka. "Next time, it will be you."

"Fine," she sighed. "I guess death by spaghetti is what we are going with, then?"

"Yay!" Teridax shouted happily. "DEATH BY SPAGHETTI! Roodaka, assemble the Piraka and Keelerak. We're going out to-"

At that moment, Antroz, Chirox, Mutran, and Icarax flew in, with a struggling Vamprah coming from behind. Teridax noticed how the blue Makuta was holding a sack, with something in it. He assumed that Nuparu, Balta, and Velika were inside it.

Antroz landed next to Teridax rather suddenly, splashing sewer water all over the Makuta of Metru Nui. Teridax glared at Antroz angrily, but the red Makuta didn't didn't seem to notice this, however, and he stood straight like a soldier.

"Sir, we have captured the Matoran like you told us to, sir!" said Antroz in a very soldier-like voice. "Icarax and Mutran have set up the trap, sir! Everything is going according to plan, sir!"

Teridax nodded. "Excellent. Now all we need to do is get those four Shadow Matoran."

"You mean they haven't came back yet?" Icarax asked. "How odd. I would have thought the little creeps would have been here by now."

"Which just goes to show you that you should never send a Matoran to do a Makuta's job," Chirox said sharply.

"Why?" Vamprah asked.

"Because it is illogical," Chirox answered.

"Oh." the blue Makuta said. Then he brightened. "Did I mention I wear-"

"Yes, Vamprah, you did," Antroz cut him off. "Please don't speak of it again."

"Stop controlling my life!" Vamprah shouted.

"I'm not controling your life," said Antroz. "I am merely trying to get you to never speak of the you-know-what."

"You want to fight?" Vamprah asked, shadow already appear in his hand. "Because I'm ready!"

"Fine," Antroz replied. "Let us engage in combat!"

Before the two Makuta could unleash all of their powers upon each other, Mutran stepped in between them.

"Shut up, newbies," Mutran growled. Then he smiled. "0r doo u w@nt t0 m33t the asplooding gerbils?"

" 'Asplooding gerbils'?" Antroz repeated. "Did I get that right?"

"Yez," said Mutran. "Asplooding gerbils. 1 gots t3n."

"Please," Chirox said, shaking his head. "Exploding gerbils are completely illogical. No such thing exists. You're just-"

All of a sudden, Mutran whipped out a gerbil from nowhere, then tossed it at Chirox like a grenade. The scared-looking animal landed in front of the Makuta. Chirox merely regarded the smaller-than-average gerbil with disgust.

"Seriously, Mutran," said Chirox. "What's it going to do? Just stare at me with its big eyes? Or-"

Then the gerbil blew up, sending Chirox flying into a wall. He hit it hard and was knocked unconscious. Mutran walked over to him and slapped his brother in the mask. Chirox woke up and the lime-green Makuta leaned down over him.

"Dats wut 1t's g0ing to do, newbie," Mutran answered. He then stood back up to his full height and walked away, muttering, "Epic fail."

"Illogical twit," Chirox said under his breath as he got up.

After quickly gathering the Piraka and Keelerak, Makuta Teridax decided that the time was ripe for defeating Timongo. Vamprah, however, was hungry and tired from having to carry around Balta, Velika, and Nuparu in the bag for a hour or two.

"Toys don't eat," Icarax told Vamprah.

"Then why did Teridax send the Shadow Matoran to get lunch?" asked Vamprah.

"Because they needed something to do," said Teridax. "I can't have four hyperactive Matoran bouncing around my lair, now can I?"

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Radiak glance around from under the table. Kirop, Vican, and Radiak had surprisingly good luck with getting into the McDonald's unnoticed. They had dashed in the minute one of the customers had left. Now they were hiding under a table and Vican was making eating noises.

"What are you doin', partner?" Radiak asked in his cowboy accent. "We're supposed to be quiet!"

"1 iz eating f00d," Vican replied. "F0und fries und3r the tablez."

"I think he said he found some left over fries on the floor," said Kirop. "That's kind of gross, once you think about it."

"Shut up, newbie," Vican said in between mouthfuls of fries. "iz tastyz."

"Quick!" Kirop shouted. "The cashier is taking his lunch break!"

Kirop was correct. The tall, black-haired man walked over to a table and sat down. He out a paper bag down on the table and then pulled a salad out from it. He then began eating his lunch.

"Good! Let's make a break to the kitchen before he stops eating!" said Radiak.

The three Matoran, in ninja fashion, ran from underneath table to table and then they all jumped, summersaulted in mid-air and landed on the counter. Then they jumped down and landed on the ground behind the counter. Radiak sat down, tired from their aerobics.

"Whew," he said. "Think he saw us?"

"Nah," said Kirop. "We were moving too fast."

"T00 f@st," Vican agreed, nodding.

"What took you guys so long?"

The three Shadow Matoran jumped at the sound of that voice. Then they turned and saw Gavla sitting next to a bag of french fries, cheese burgers, and drinks. Somehow, she had gotten into the McDonald's and had obtained a bag of food for their lunch while she was at it. None of the other Matoran had any idea how she got in without any of them knowing.

"Well, partner," Radiak said, walking up to the bag of food. "Ya did a good job. Now how do we get all of this food to the base?"

"That is why Chirox gave me this teleportation-thingamajib," Kirop shouted.

He whipped out a box with a big red button on it. Then, he smashed his hand down on it and a energy field erupted out of it and consumed them. Then, the whole group disappeared within, having been teleported to the base.

The McDonald's employee had heard the commotion and quickly ran behind the counter. He had thought he had hear voices. Small, sort of high-pitched voices.

Must've been nothing, Bob, the McDonald's employee, thought. He then noticed what looked like drool on the ground, but he only drooled on the ground on Tuesdays. Today was Saturday! Okay, first there's that weird alien bounty hunter that came here. Then I thought I heard voices and then there's drool on the floor that doesn't belong to me. Maybe this restaurant is haunted!

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A energy field exploded into the sewers, with Gavla, Radiak, Kirop, and Vican emerging from it with a bag of food. Antroz, using telekinesis, caught the bag of heart-stopping food in mid-air, to make sure that it didn't fall into the sewer water and get wet.

"Ah, the Matoran are here," Teridax said, looking at the four Shadow Matoran. "And they brought lunch."

"That's nice and all," said Icarax. "But when are we going to get some action around here?"

"Oh, I'd say probably about next episode or so," Teridax muttered under his breath. "Let us eat!"

Right before the villains could devour their food, however, Vezok and Reidak broke through the ceiling, landing on the food and crushing it, making it un edible. Roodaka was furious.

"Reidak! Vezok!" Roodaka snapped. "Where did you come from?"

"The sky," Vezok answered dizzily. He then fell over, unconscious from falling head first.

"We jumped off a building like you told me to," Reidak explained. "Vezok joined me and then we found the biggest building we could find and then boom! Instant hole in the road!"

"I was being sarcastic, you know," she said. "Now look what you have done! The food is smashed and un edible."

"It is?" Reidak said, looking underneath himself. "Oh. Sorry."

"Never mind," Teridax sighed, shaking his head. He turned to Antroz. "Antroz..."

"Yes, sir!" the crimson Makuta said, standing pinpoint straight, saluting him.

"Write a ransom letter to Timongo detailing what we want and what we will give him for it," Teridax ordered. "Make sure it sounds convincing."

"Yes, sir!" Antroz said, flying off to a nearby desk.

"Where did the desk come from?" Chirox asked.

"M@de 1t mehself," Mutran said proudly. "W@tch as 1t...."

All of a sudden, the desk exploded, sending Antroz flying through the air and into the ceiling of the sewers. He then fell down and landed hard onto the ground.

"...Asploods," Mutran finished.

"Everything you make explodes, Mutran," said Chirox. "I find it rather illogical, anyway."

"Asplooding gerbils?" Mutran asked, lifting a bag of gerbils up.

"Never mind," the Makuta sighed.

"Well, someone has to write the ransom note," Teridax said, looking at his minions. "Who wants to do it?"

Vican excitedly jumped forward. "Mez w@nts t0 d0 1its! Mez w@nts t0 d0 1t!"

"Fine, Vican," the Makuta of Metru Nui sighed. "I hope you can write."

"1 canz," Vican replied, flying over to another nearby desk. This one, fortunately, was not made by Mutran and it didn't explode.

The lab assistant violently wrote down a note, like he was having a hard time with it, and then slipped it into a envelope. Vican then flew over to Teridax and handed him the note.

"Here u r," said Vican. "1 did 1t!" And then he started to do the 'I Did It' dance, which is very dorky-looking if I do say so.

"Good," Teridax said, handing the letter over to Ultimate Dume. "You get more minutes for your cell phone."

"Yayz!" the Matoran shouted, flying about the chamber at 50 miles per hour.

Ignoring Vican's insane speed, Teridax turned to Dume. "Put this note by their front door. They'll most likely notice it there."

"Yes, sir," Ultimate said, flying through the hole in the ceiling that Vezok and Reidak had made when they fell off a building.

After waiting a few minutes, Teridax turned to Roodaka. "Now all we need to do is wait by the site of the trap."

"But how do we get there?" she asked. "Not every one of us can fly, you know."

"That is why I had Mutran, Chirox, and Avak make us the...." he turned around and pointed dramatically with his staff at a curtain. "....Makuta RV!"

The curtain fell away, revealing a small, BIONICLE-sized RV. Its design was obivously based off the Bioni RV, but it was completely black and had wings on its sides. A turret was mounted on the top, surprisingly, with a seat that looked like it could fit a Matoran on top. Icarax just stared at the vehicle, dumbfounded.

"What is it based off?" he asked as he looked at the vehicle.

"I had Chirox, Mutran and Avak base it off the confounded Bioni RV that Timongo used to use," Teridax replied. "But this ride is soo much more tricked out and radical!"

"1t has wireless interwebs konnections," Mutran said. "@nd giant giga DDR fl00r."

"It's like a TARDIS," Chirox explained. "It is bigger on the inside than on the out. I find the whole idea of a TARDIS illogical, but Teridax told me to make it so."

"But when did you get the chance to make this thing, anyway?" asked Icarax. "I thought that the minute we were built, that Teridax sent us out to carry out his master plan. So when did you get the chance to make the Makuta RV?"

"Well, you see, Mutran and I were the first built and the first thing that our friend Teridax had us do was create the RV," Chirox explained. "We worked surprisingly fast with Avak and got it done. It still needs to be tweaked a little, though."

"Right, right," Zaktan said, already walking over to the black hued vehicle. "I'm driving."

"Why?" Avak asked.

"Because I said so," Zaktan snapped. "That's why."

Soon, the Piraka, Roodaka, and Keelerak had all stumbled into the RV. Zaktan looked at the controls, trying to decide which button to press.

"Which one transforms this into a plane?" asked Zaktan.

"How did you know it did that?" Avak asked, sitting in the passenger seat.

"Because you based it off the Bioni RV, you dolt," the green Piraka replied. "And the Bioni RV transforms into a air plane, as you very well know."

"That button does it," the brown Piraka said, pointing at a big green button.

The Piraka leader pressed the button and all of a sudden, the Makuta RV changed - Or should I say, shape shifted - into a air plane, complete with complimentary bags of peanuts and a free in-flight movie. The move itself was BIONICLE 3: Web of Shadows. Reidak and Vezok were stuffing their mouths with the peanuts. Hakann looked at them, disgusted.

"Shouldn't you be eating slowly?" he asked. "Your stomachs are going to hurt really bad if you keep on eating like that."

"Mmmmph mmmph rmmmph," Vezok answered stuffed mouth, which translated into, "Shut up, Hakann."

"Mmmm mer me!" Reidak agreed, his mouth stuffed with peanuts, too, which translated into, "Yeah! I agree!"

Hakann sighed. "Whatever."

Outside, the five Makuta flew out of the hole in the ceiling and into the sky. Radiak, Gavla, Kirop, and Vican were riding on their respective Makuta, with Vican hopping up and down on Mutran's back excitedly.

"Yayz!" Vican shouted.

"Mutran, would you so kindly tell your Matoran to stay still?" Antroz asked, annoyed. "We're going to be noticed if he keeps making all that racket."

"Wouldn't we be noticed, anyway?" Vamprah asked. "I mean, we're flying toys that can talk and we're all in bright colors, except for Chirox, but he's no fun, anyway."

"Fun is illogical," Chirox muttered in response.

"Stop your bickering," Teridax said, flying in front of them. "We should go to the area of the trap and wait for Ultimate Dume to return."

The Makuta RV was flying, though a little shakily since Zaktan wasn't the best pilot in the world. Then the villains flew off, knowing that soon, their revenge would soon be exacted. Except for Vamprah, who was still complaining about having to carry Nuparu, Balta, and Velika in the bag. The three inventors were still unconscious, surprisingly enough.

"Can't Icarax carry it all the way there?" Vamprah complained. "I carried it all the way here!"

"Vamprah, your I.Q. is low enough so we can trust you not to do anything bad to the Matoran," said Chirox, in tone that made it sound as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Icarax would most likely smash and destroy the Matoran, anyway, which just wouldn't do."

"Fine," the blue Makuta sighed. "But it doesn't help with the fact that Gavla is on my back as well."

After they ended their bickering, the villains really started heading towards the sight of the ambush, ready to exact their revenge on Timongo. Really.

The end of episode 11. Word count: 3112.

Commentary:

Maybe they made themselves invisible," Vakama suggested. "Maybe they invented some complex chemicals that made them invisible and now they're invisible people, fighting crime one step at a time!"

"That sounds logical to me!" Nuhrii agreed. He picked up one of the test tubes that had some sort of bubbling green liquid in it. "I want to be invisible, too, so let's see if this drink makes us people invisible!"

Ah, Vakama and Nuhrii, the not-so-very-bright guys. They obviously don't use their brains very often.

The curtain fell away, revealing a small, BIONICLE-sized RV. Its design was obivously based off the Bioni RV, but it was completely black and had wings on its sides. A turret was mounted on the top, surprisingly, with a seat that looked like it could fit a Matoran on top. Icarax just stared at the vehicle, dumbfounded.

Plargarism !

Must've been nothing, Bob, the McDonald's employee, thought. He then noticed what looked like drool on the ground, but he only drooled on the ground on Tuesdays. Today was Saturday! Okay, first there's that weird alien bounty hunter that came here. Then I thought I heard voices and then there's drool on the floor that doesn't belong to me. Maybe this restaurant is haunted!

Don't ask about Bob. He's a little crazy himself.

Right before the villains could devour their food, however, Vezok and Reidak broke through the ceiling, landing on the food and crushing it, making it un edible. Roodaka was furious.

They must have fell from a pretty tall building ...

"It's like a TARDIS," Chirox explained. "It is bigger on the inside than on the out. I find the whole idea of a TARDIS illogical, but Teridax told me to make it so."

For those who don't know what a "TARDIS" is, I believe it is what The Doctor from Doctor Who calls his telephone booth he uses to go from planet to planet and to travel through time as well. It is, like Chirox explained, big on the inside, but rather small on the outside. I have no idea how that works.

BTW, for those of you who might be disappointed with this episode, I'll try to improve next time .

Anyway, Post Away, People.

-TNTOS-

This post has been edited by Toa Nuhrii: Toa of Sugar: Apr 28 2009, 09:30 AM