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post Jun 26 2003, 04:30 AM
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Allright, this story is what would happen if the TOA NUVA were hurt by the BOHROK KAL powers, and their own powers.
This is the caracters in the story:

LEWA NUVA(LN): He is afraid of both flying and heights.
TAHU NUVA(TN): Can not touch others because he would zap them.
KOPAKA NUVA(KN): He has trouble with hearing, and he is always freezing.
GALI NUVA(GN): Can not move because of the magnet powers.
POHATU NUVA(PN): He can not touch anything because then it melts.
ONUA NUVA(ON): He is lighter than air and he always floats away.
GA-MATORAN NURSE(GMN): Everyone is afraid of her, and she is very evil.
DOCTOR1(D1): Is a doctor who is very fond of amputation.
DOCTOR2(D2): Is a doctor who is very fond of brainwashing.
DOCTOR3(D3): Is a doctor who is very fond of burning.
and three nurses: N1, N2, N3.

EDIT:i have put in some other things in the story.
CHAPTER 1: A NORMAL DAY.

TN: Aah, a new day. I think i have to wake KN. KN!! O, i forgot, he has trouble with hearing. I guess i have to shake him...
ZAP!!!
KN: AAAAAAA!!!!!
TN: ops...
GMN: WHAT IS THAT NOISE??excl.gif
TN: O, no its the GMN!! I have to hide.

One hour later:

TN: O, the GMN has left... is`nt that good KN?
KN: Brrrr... its cold here... brrr...
TN: No, its not.
KN: I think so.
LN: Can someone please help me down from this high bed?
TN: Its not high.
KN: He thinks so!
ON:(Floats high over his bed)Can someone please put the string on my bed again??
KN: What??
ON: I said, can someone please put the string on my bed again?
KN: What?!
ON: I SAID, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PUT THE STRING ON MY BED AGAIN!!??
KN: WHAT!!??
ON: I SAID, CA...forget about it.

Later in the corridor.

TN: Okay, we wore on our way to the dining room...
KN: will you stop taking notes! this is not a comic! This is very seriuos.
TN: Said my stupid friend called KN...
KN: Will you stop?! This is serious, we`re lost in the corridors.
TN: For your information, it would be more dramatic if you say that we are lost in a maze.
KN: Now, i have had enough...
(KN punches TN)
ZAP!
KN: AAH!!!
PN: Now THIS is dramatic!
KN: Shut it.
LN: Look! cartoons!
(runs trough an open door and slams it in the face of TN.
TN: Suddenly, we lost one of our friends in a box. Who knows what kind of tortur he goes trough...
KN: Yeah, he have to watch Pokemon.
TN: What is our friend going to do? What will he chose?
(From the tv: Pikachu i chose you!)
PN: Bad choice...
TN: I have to save him!
(Goes backwards, gets ready, and runs at the door)
KRAMM!!
TN: ouch...
PN: Well, you got the door open.
KN: I think i know were the dining room is now. Come on!
LN: I will come later.
TN: Okay, see you later. Said the great hero.
KN: PN, will you say to the great hero that we go to the dining room?
TN: Haha. Very funny.

In the dining room.

KN: ATSCHOO!!!
TN: Yuck! Now i might catch a cold...
KN: Sorry, i could not help it...
LN: HEELP!! HEELP!! I`M STUCK IN THE STAIRS!!
TN: No, you`re not.
KN: HE THINKS SO!!
GMN: GET DOWN FROM THERE LN!!!
LN: I can`t its too high.
GMN: NOW!!!
BOM! BOM! BOM!(LN falls down the stairs)
CRASH!!!
LN: OUCH!! I`m okay...
TN: No, you`re not.
KN: HE THINKS SO!!
D1: Look, its the losers.
TN: No, we`re not.
KN: HE THINKS SO!!!
LN: theGMNisbehindyou.
TN: what is it?
PN: I think he says that the GMN is behind us.
TN: Oh.
Everybody: RUN!!!
(everybody runs)
KN: What did you say?
(turns around)
KN: AAAH!!! THE GMN!! WHY DID`NT YOU TELL ME!!
Everybody: WE DID!!!
KN: WHAT?!
Everybody: FORGET IT!!

TO BE CONTINUED...

This post has been edited by PEWKU MASTER: Jun 26 2003, 05:06 AM


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The hospital Read it, pleeeeeease.
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post Jun 26 2003, 09:20 AM
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Lewa-ARGH!
*FALLS from a 1/2 m hieght*

Lewa-What happend to the big SPLAT?
TAHU_Here it comes!

*Takes him to a 3000000 floor sky scrper*Trowsuhim off*

Taku-hrere's the splat!

[SIZE=14] SPLAT! [/SIZE=14]

Sou shoud do that !


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post Jun 26 2003, 09:34 AM
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That's is so funny! 9/10! It's great!
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