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> The Quest For The Last Three Great Disks, Jaller: I'll sue you, takuaE3!
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That was a long break. Too long.
ultimate takutanuva: I guess Takanuva doesn't look in his kolhii bag very often.
Turakii: The poem is from Tolkien's Lay of Leithian, slightly modified. And I am not the Great Spirit. I am an Author Great Being!
Onuki: Glad you liked the twist ending.
TOV: The Trionicle Wars will greatly change these forums...
Takaku- Toa of Lava: Well, Takua and Jaller went through a lot to find the Seventh Toa, and he was inside Takua all the time.

The Quest for the Last Three Great Disks
Chapter 24: Songs, Explosions, and Panics


TakuaE3: Six Trionicle villains known as the Thua Moba are on the loose, following Makuta's orders to attack the Bionicle world!
Chufacha: I hate missions. What if we don't succeed?
Thaho: Don't worry. Do you want to hear a song I wrote for you?

As you're on you're way back home
Something catch your eye untold
Fear of darkness lingers here.
Tremble as you shake with fear.

Now you're on the cornerstone,
Scared to face the dark alone.
You will lose, you won't prevail.
You won't hear the final tale.

There you go again.
There you go again.

You don't know what it takes to be a hero
When you've lost a piece of love, a piece of you.
You don't have what it takes to beat the fear that's
In your heart... grow up strong... or redo wrong... to grow up strong... or redo wrong.

Walking down that well-worn road,
Something's changed, but you don't know.
The smile you get's a poisoned well.
The color you once knew is killed.

As you realize what's wrong,
The last hope you had is gone.
The enemy looks in your eyes.
It's too late to make it right.

You'll never make it right!

You don't know what it takes to be a hero
When you've lost a piece of love, a piece of you.
You don't have what it takes to beat the fear that's
In your heart... grow up strong... or redo wrong... to grow up strong... or redo wrong.


HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
TakuaE3: Thaho, flaming violation, reduction to -1.
Chufacha: Hey! That wasn't a nice song! Your verbal abuse is damaging my self-esteem and causing me to have anxiety attacks!

Hahli: Now that we have the Great Disks, what are we going to do?
Tamaru: Partyfun! Le-Matoran are everbest at happycheer celebration! Come to the Moto-Hub and help!
Taipu: There's nothing like a Le-Koro party, true.

TakuaE3: Shortly afterward, in the Moto-Hub...
Kongu: Quick-look!
Hewkii: Fireworks? Where did you get them?
Kongu: Ta-Metru. They make great bangnoise and lightflash! Help me shootlaunch them!
Tamaru: Happycheer oh happycheer! Kongu has grabswiped some firework-rockets! This is the funbest celebration since Matau dropped the chillmask Ko-Matoran in the swampmud!
Kopeke: mad.gif
Onepu: That must have been some party. Need any help shooting them off?
(some time later)
Jaller: OOOOH! That was a good one. Hey, who invited the Vahki?
Vorzakh: Usage of incendiary devices is prohibited in this metru. Surrender all devices and return to work immediately.

TakuaE3: The Bohrok Players present an epic adaptation of the Rescue! episode!
Tahnok #2370: (pulling Boxor) With the help of Nuparu's invention, we shall drive the Bohrok swarms from Le-Koro!
Bohrok: BOXOR! RUN! HELP! CALL THE KAL!
Gahlok #7119: Where did all the audience go?
Tahnok-Kal: Responding to distress signal. Where are the Boxor?
Lehvak-Kal: No Boxor. It's just those crazy actors.
Tahnok-Kal: I see. Well, I think we've had enough acting. You Bohrok Players, have you heard the new orders?
Gahlok #7116: Uhhh... no.
Tahnok-Kal: Then listen. The Matoran have found the disks they were looking for, so we can't help with that. The Bohrok swarms will now begin helping Matoran around the city of Metru Nui in various ways. So stop the acting and go get a real job!
TakuaE3: I hope no one from the Equity Actors' Guild is reading this.
Gahlok #7119: There must be some job in Metru Nui that involves kraata.
Tahnok #2370: I think I'll work for the fire department.
TakuaE3: The Matoran and Bohrok return to their work, oblivious to the shadows creeping upon them...

End chapter 24


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