The Quest For The Great Comedy Jokes Of Power, A spoof of the Bionicle storyline with a BZP twist Options

[Turakii #1 Lavas...]

*Runs in and skids to a stop.* Am I late!?

Hi, I'm back, and guess what? Lewa0111's officially graduated! WOOT!

Congratulations!

Suddenly, both of them stopped. "Ow!" shouted Daiku. "Something's stretching me!"

"Me too!" yelled Toa of Pi. Then he looked up, and noticed that they had both fallen into one of those medieval stretching torture device things. "Oh. OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" shouted Daiku, not wanting to be outdone in the screaming contest by his companion.

Beware of randomly falling into medieval stretching machines.

"liek lolz i nede hlp!" sed onewba, but since he tlaks liek tat andywayz nobuddy carde.

At least everyone will still know what Onooba's saying!

"o noez!" screemd lewa0111, as his faek 1 called on evil autor lerak1222 tew fite me, te real autor. then--

--everybuddy died adn mkuta winned!!

*mkuta hapedanses*

but ten onooba smaked into te faek Kopatoque, knocking him to the ground and changing the text back to normal. The real Kopatoque then turned and called on Santa Claus, pointing to the fake Turali. "She's been a very naughty girl," he said, as Santa peppered the fake Toa with coal.

A brilliant attack!

"PACKU used FLUBBER STRIKE!
EMOTI-RA took 10 damage!"

"EMOTI-RA used !
KOPURA took 302 damage!"

Fear the !

"TAVA used ATOMIC PIE!
NUI-SCRIPTA took 87269384761987619856 damage!
NUI-SCRIPTA was defeated!"

But can't compare to pie in any way.

"NUI-SCRIPTA used SCRIPT!
TAVA's party was hit with SCRIPT!
TAVA now suffers from SCRIPT!"

Tava: Oh no...

"TAVA took 90278340916704196 damage due to the SCRIPT!
TAVA was defeated!"

Packu: OMG

How much damage can they take, anyways?

"PACKU selected an item!
PACKU used PANACEA PIE!
TAVA was revived!"

*Imagines someone stuffing a pie in the unconscious Tava's mouth.*

"KOPURA summoned TURAGA MATAU!"

Kopura: Umm...*points to Nui-Scripta* It was him!

"TURAGA MATAU inflicted 0189798790273095786208763 BILLION TRILLION damage on NUI-SCRIPTA!

Congratulations, that paragraph wins the first XD Award of the Day!

"NUI-SCRIPTA appeared!
NUI-SCRIPTA appeared!
NUI-SCRIPTA appeared!
NUI-SCRIPTA appeared!
PIEAKA appeared!
NOOB-O-RAMA appeared!
NOOB-O-RAMA appeared!
PIEAKA appeared!
EMOTI-RA appeared!
NOOB-O-RAMA appeared!
NUI-SCRIPTA appeared!
EMOTI-RA appeared!
BLAHBLAHKAVA appeared!
BLAHBLAHKAVA appeared!
EMOTI-RA appeared!
PIEAKA appeared!
PIEAKA appeared!
NUI-SCRIPTA appeared!
BLAHBLAHKAVA appeared!

Next chapter!

...Needless to say, Tava's party was in a lot of trouble. Only Tava's timely usage of the 'Defend' command had saved him. But his speed was nowhere near fast enough to allow him to attack before the other Spamhi, not to mention the Emoti-Ra's summoned , and things were looking bleak.

Yeah, you don't have much chance against ...

But wait! Tava quickly pulled out his latest volume of The Ultimate Guide To The FNOLG and flipped to the "Cheat Codes" section! "Here it is!" he exclaimed, quickly pressing 'A, B, A, Right, Left, Up, Right, B, L, T, Down, Diagonal, Sideways, Upside-Down, B, Z, N, Q, 5, Up, A' on the controller that had appeared in midair.

"TAVA gained 2 experience points!
TAVA grew to level 10,000,000!
TAVA can now use POINTLESS PIE!"

Congratulations, that paragraph wins the second XD Award of the Day!

JAVA used COFFEE SPLASH!
PIEAKA took 1 damage!
PIEAKA was defeated!

KONGA used BONGO THROW!
EMOTI-RA took 182763 damage!
EMOTI-RA was defeated!

That Bongo Throw sounds lethal...

"Oh, that's Puupuu," said Java. "She likes to make sure that Makuta isn't spreading potty humor on Funnie-Nui.

Turali: Well, here we are--the last door. I wonder what's inside?

Lewa0111: Umm...Turali?

Turali: Yeah?

Lewa0111: Look at your speech.

Turali: ... I'm talking in SCRIPT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

OHNOEZ!!

Kopatoque: Great, now I can't use my 'Kopatoque said coldly' pun anymore! There's no description!

"Kokatoque: I agree! <---I said that coldly, by the way."

Membtoran: Of course! I'm Makuta_is_awesome_123! You see, in order to exist, each person must have a member account on the Web site BZPower. And all members are Membtoran unless they are Moderaga, who were once Membtoran who were promoted, or of course Toa, or Spamhi, or...actually, never mind, I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Grahu: Neither do we. BURN STUFF!!!! *burns Makuta_is_awesome_123*

Makuta_is_awesome_123: You cannot burn me, for I invented the Burn Stuff cliche.

The truth is revealed!

Makuta_is_awesome_123: I rest my case. But still, can a regular Membtoran do...THIS? *whips on a pink frilly dress and starts to do the cha-cha*

All Toa: NOOO! IT BURNS!!! SAVE US!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One word:

O_O

Turali: Wait! We can all easily beat this loser!

Makuta_is_awesome_123: O RLY?

Poofhatu: You shouldn't have said that...

*The BZP member O RLY? appears, bops Makuta_is_awesome_123 over the head with a rubber mallet, then disappears*

Makuta_is_awesome_123:

Onooba: tat wuz eesy!!!

Why tire yourself out fighting when you can summon random characters to beat up your enemies for you?

Kopatoque: OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! *everyone stares* What?

Turali: It's no good...someone messed it up. *Everyone points at Kopatoque*

Tava: *jumps out from tunnel* I'll help...PIE!

*Makuta_is_awesome_123 starts to disintegrate*

Pie is an element?

"Thank you, pie seeker, for showing this to me. You are as obsessed with pie as you used to be, and desperate," Vaschizo said.

"Okay, look, that's not even funny any more. Seriously?"

Vaschizo sighed. "I knew SPIRIT would give it away," he said regretfully. "But you have to admit, it was hilarious the first time around. Anyway, you saved the island! Great job. Now go have fun."

"Wait, aren't you going to give some really long, boring speech about my adventure?" Tava asked. "And then give me pie?"

"If I did that, you'd be so bored that you'd be unconscious by the time you got your pie.

YES! Thank you, thank you, thank you, Vaschizo! You truly are wise!

Tava left, happy to have a lifetime supply of pies waiting for him when he next spoke to Turali. But one thing kept nagging at him...with Makuta defeated and his first attempt at a funny spoof name vanquished, then why had Vaschizo suddenly lapsed into noob speak?]

Could he have been Makuta in disguise!? *Da da da dun!*

*Claps.* Great ending part, Lewa0111!


Turakii

[Io the Matoran H...]

"Here it is!" he exclaimed, quickly pressing 'A, B, A, Right, Left, Up, Right, B, L, T, Down, Diagonal, Sideways, Upside-Down, B, Z, N, Q, 5, Up, A' on the controller that had appeared in midair.

"TAVA gained 2 experience points!
TAVA grew to level 10,000,000!
TAVA can now use POINTLESS PIE!"

Just goes to show cheat codes aren't worth it, huh?

Wow, I can't believe Part 1 is over. That went by really fast. Makuta's fight was hilarious. It was just so...I dunno, random, I guess. Now if only we knew what was up with Vaschizo....

[Lewa0111]

Well, I considered making Part 2 in a seperate topic, seeing as this one has Part 1's title, but on second thought, I decided against it. So, after a quick reply session, it'll be time for Part 2!

The latest one? How'd he get that in the middle of a battle?

Actually, he ordered it online while he was checking his inbox for Turali's message. Apparently they have really good service!

Ah, an attack in base 35! How unique?

Not only was it in base 35, it also involved hyphens and letters!

That was great! I couldn't stop laughing when I read the pokemon-ish battle thing. By the way, will you take any new guest stars for the next saga?

Well, seeing as I don't need any guest stars for the Bohrok or Bahrag, I don't think so, but if anybody can think of any other characters I'd be happy to take them! (Actually, come to think of it, I don't think I yet have a Nuparu. Check the post on the first page to be sure.) I'll definitely be using guest stars as the Bohrok-Kal in the next saga, though.

I'll be going to school in Chicago next year, and I'm so excited!

By the way, everybody, I PM'ed Gabriella when I read this post. Turns out we're both going to the same college! What are the odds!?!?!?!?!?

Pohatu: By the way--

Every comedy character I've ever created: DON'T USE THAT JOKE!!!!!

Anyway...

That's the second time in a comedy I've seen the 'nine thousand' joke and I still don't get it. Could someone please explain?

Well, the easiest way to understand it is to go to a certain video hosting site and type in 'Over 9000' or just '9000.' Then type '9000 remix,' which in my opinion is funnier than the original. You'll just have to see it on your own.

PART 2: BEWARE THE BOMOTICONS

"The High-Quality Author Type Beings, also known as Toa, have won a great victory in their first attempt to free the island of Funnie-Nui from spam, cliches, low level humor, and comedies under 300 words. They have triumphed in their conflict with Makuta_is_awesome_123, the first attempt by Makuta of the non-funny spoof name to find a spoof name of his own. At last, they believe Mata-Nui and its forums are safe...but they are wrong," said a random narrator.

"Would you give it a rest up there?" asked Poofhatu, High-Quality Author of Strange Sound Effects. "Anybody who wants to know what happened can just scroll a few posts up the page and read the last chapter! We don't need you to remind us, nor do you need to keep foreshadowing things."

"And what's wrong with foreshadowing?" asked the narrator.

"Because all you ever foreshadow are bad things, and they always come true!" explained Poofhatu.

" " emoticonned the narrator. "I'll go somewhere else where my talents are needed." He, the second-cousin's aunt's brother's dog's cat's owner's sister's great-great-great-grand-nephew of the narrator from MLWTB, disappeared only to reappear in The Nuva Inn shortly thereafter. Because Poofhatu had sent him away, the narrator was not there to remind them that small creatures called Bomoticon Jr.s (yes, the 's' comes AFTER the period) had appeared amongst the forums, using their Report Buttons to erase many lesser posts inside the forums.

"Wait...what? asked Lewa0111, Toa of Author Powers and the alter ego of myself, the author. "Say that again?"

I shook my nonexistent head. "Nope. It's Poofhatu's own fault that you don't have a narrator to tell you these things. You'll have to find out for yourself." The other Toa, still traveling inside the hyperlink that would return them to Funnie-Nui, all stared at Poofhatu with the force of several dozen 'burnmad' emoticons. As a result, the hyperlink exploded, sending them tumbling through cyberspace until they finally landed with a crash near Some Random Place on the Island, the temple to humor located in the exact center of the island. Several Crabs, owing to their need to appear once in every chapter, happened to randomly appear on top of Onooba's head at that exact moment.

"Well, that stunk," said Poofhatu, climbing to his feet as Onooba brushed off the Crabs from his Nice 'n Shiny Joke of 1,000 Pound Anvils.

"It would seem there was an error in our transport," responded Kopatoque as he brushed dirt off his mask. "Pilot error," he added, glaring at Lewa0111.

Lewa0111 stopped. "Wait, what?" he asked. "Since when do we drive hyperlinks?"

"I have no idea, but Poofhatu quoted WoS so I figured, hey, why not?" responded the movie-quoting Toa of Cold Stuff. Then he looked around. "What that?" he asked in a remarkable Battle Droid impression.

The other Toa followed his gaze, where they heard the ominous rumble coming from Mt. 300words off in the distance. "OMINOUS!" the mountain was shouting. They also heard the sounds of ancient comedies being closed, posts being deleted, and blogs being enlarged. But one question now burns in the mind of every Toa (well, just the Toa Funnie at any rate):

"I'm hungry! Does anybody know where I put my turkey sandwich?"

Okay, all of the Toa Funnie except Poofhatu:

"What's going on? I thought we stopped Makuta!"

"Don't you mean Makuta_is_awesome_123, Lewa0111?" asked Turali.

"I am never calling him that as long as I live."

Then, suddenly, a Gr-Membtoran jumped out of the bushes near them. "Look! It's one of Grahu's villagers!" said a nearby leaf.

"Since when were they my villagers?" Grahu asked. "I don't remember getting any of them in my McDonald's Happy Meal lately!"

Then he noticed that the Membtoran was saying something in rather tiny writing. "Bomoticons Bomoticons Bomoticons Bomoticons!" Uh, I'm pretty sure I said tiny writing. "Bomoticons Bomoticons Bomoticons Bomoticons!" That's better.

"What's he saying, Grahu?" asked Kopatoque.

"I'm not sure, I left my reading glasses at home," Grahu answered, squinting. "Use the 'sizes' button at the top of the reply screen!" he advised the Membtoran, who quickly obliged. "Hmm...looks like he's saying 'Bomoticons.' I should go to Gr-Rulo immediately."

"Why does that mean you need to go to Gr-Rulo?" inquired Turali.

"No idea," answered Grahu, "but I'm hoping that I can find out why the forum rules suddenly allow topics to be reported for no apparent reason."

"Then we'll all go," Turali answered. "It will take all six of us to sort this out."

The six Toa quickly activated their Jokes of Roadrunner Feet and cartoonily ran toward Gr-Rulo. As they ran, Poofhatu asked, "I have just one question: what's a Bomoticon?"

"Batman." answered Kopatoque, having recently seen "Dark Knight" and glad to have an excuse to quote the movie so soon into the new saga. "Well, it sounds like 'Batman' at any rate."

" " the other Toa all responded.

"Well, what do you think they look like, then?" he asked Grahu.

The six Toa skidded to a stop. Everywhere, they saw the rules topic being closed by dozens of creatures that looked like the and emoticons, which were using Report Buttons to close it on account of each individual letter. The entire topic was collapsing and the Membtoran were running for their lives, although the emoticon creatures were paying them no heed. Grahu pointed. "I'm pretty sure they look something like that."

The Bohrok Awake

~Lewa# Studios

I'm thinking it's becoming somewhat of a tradition for the introductory chapter of a saga to be short, isn't it? Oh well. And in case I didn't mention it earlier, we're currently spoofing Comic #4.

Lewa0111

This post has been edited by Lewa0111: Jul 21 2008, 04:09 PM

[Kohena: Great Wa...]

I guess it's too late to say this now, but I really think Bohring would have been a better name than Bomoticons. It would make them seem more like villains, since Bohrdom [] is the opposite of humor.

[karate kid]

" " emoticonned the narrator. "I'll go somewhere else where my talents are needed." He, the second-cousin's aunt's brother's dog's cat's owner's sister's great-great-great-grand-nephew of the narrator from MLWTB, disappeared only to reappear in The Nuva Inn shortly thereafter.

YAY! a MLWTB reference! i forgot that you read it too.

i'm too lazy right now to make a long reply, so i'll just say this:
this is an excellent chapter!

[Io the Matoran H...]

Because Poofhatu had sent him away, the narrator was not there to remind them that small creatures called Bomoticon Jr.s (yes, the 's' comes AFTER the period) had appeared amongst the forums, using their Report Buttons to erase many lesser posts inside the forums.

"Wait...what? asked Lewa0111, Toa of Author Powers and the alter ego of myself, the author. "Say that again?"

I shook my nonexistent head. "Nope. It's Poofhatu's own fault that you don't have a narrator to tell you these things. You'll have to find out for yourself."

Um....whoops? Just goes to show narrators are much more important than they would seem, huh?

Man, those Bomoticons are nasty little guys, closing those comedies....the pirakas.

EDIT: Wow, never knew THAT word would get censored

This post has been edited by Io the Matoran Hordika: Jul 22 2008, 11:20 AM

[karate kid]

Poofhatu stopped. "Wait a second," he said, "if you want us to stay here, then who's the 'we' you referred to earlier in that sentence? Unless, of course, you meant yourself, but then again I never knew you referred to yourself in plural."

does Grahu take english in L#SC?

Lewa0111 shrugged. "No idea, but let's see how they stand up to Author Powers!" He then called upon his elemental ability, calling on me to write the Bomoticons out of the story. But before I could do anything, one of the Bomoticons hit Lewa0111 with a blast of power. Suddenly, he started to feel very nausous, until he couldn't resist using the 'sick' emoticon.

that's not a nice thought...

"Poofhatu!" yelled a nearby cloud of smoke. "Their head-banging is causing an avalanche!"

AAAAHHHHHHH!!! clouds of smoke are talking!

Then, Turali finished with, "Together we can summon the might of Full-Fledged Randomness!" Water bottles began to rain on the Bomoticons. As each one touched the ground, it released several of the following items, which all began flying around the topic and pummeling the Bomoticons ruthlessly:

• Monkeys
• Barney clones
• Lightsabers
• Monopoly money
• Blue chickens
• Microsoft Office Assistants
• Water fountains
• Toothpaste tubes
• Microwaves
• Invincibility Robots
• Kopatoque ("Hey!")

Barney clones, microwaves, and Kopatoque are definetly not expected on that list.
...but how did Kopatoque fit in the water bottle? and how did he get there in the first place?

No one bothered to wonder exactly how all that stuff managed to fit inside water bottles.

i didn't think so.

Then, suddenly, the Bomoticons disappeared, and the Toa fell onto a large, black page. At the top were six different emoticons, and all across the area were six pictures of different Bomoticons and Bomoticon Jr.s. "I thought we were done with the advertising!" whined Poofhatu.

advertising is something no one can avoid.

I just said that! Sheesh, you're observant enough to notice what I'm saying through the fourth wall, but not observant enough to notice what's right in front of you...

i wonder what the fourth wall is made of, 'cause it seems to get quite a beating.

Then, Vaschizo reached into his Special Edition Moderaga's Moderagaish Pocket!™ (From the makers of Toa-Pocket™ and all those other pockets!) and pulled out a Conveniently Portable Rock Sand Pit Thingy For Telling Moderaga Stories™ (Yeah, we made this, too) and set it down. "Gathered friends," he began, "listen again to our legend...of the Bomoticons."

how many pockets did those guys make?

""Because one is. You must collect the eight types of emoticons from each Bomoticon swarm. These will unlock the secret to their defeat."

"Why can't we just pick the lock?" asked Turali.

\
you'd need a nonexcestant pick to pick a non-exsistant lock.

[Toa Gabriella: T...]

Hi everyone, I'm back and ready for the new saga! It does seem weird that the topic title doesn't match anymore, though, but I don't think you should change it in my opinion. That would just be TOO weird. Anyway, my favorite part from the last chapter was this:

Lewa0111 and Turali faced the horde of Bomoticons. "Water Bottles!" shouted Turali, holding out her Keyboard of No Typos.

"Author Powers!" answered Lewa0111, brandishing his Pen of Editing.

Then, Turali finished with, "Together we can summon the might of Full-Fledged Randomness!" Water bottles began to rain on the Bomoticons. As each one touched the ground, it released several of the following items, which all began flying around the topic and pummeling the Bomoticons ruthlessly:

Monkeys
Barney clones
Lightsabers
Monopoly money
Blue chickens
Microsoft Office Assistants
Water fountains
Toothpaste tubes
Microwaves
Invincibility Robots
Kopatoque ("Hey!")

No one bothered to wonder exactly how all that stuff managed to fit inside water bottles.

I noticed that the list is almost the same as TNI chapter 3. The very last line really made it extra-funny though. Sorry I don't have time for a full review, but it's late (as you can probably tell) so I can't be on the computer too much longer. KIU, Lewa#!

~Toa Gabriella~

[Lewa0111]

And I can't believe someone actually sent Keetongu back!

Yeah, well, nobody chases Yoda. Yoda chases them.

Great job Lewa0111! This chapter was hilarious. My favorite parts were the technicalities at the beginning of the chapter, the Full-Fledged Randomness, and Moderaga Vaschizo's explanation of the Bomoticons.

You could always PM Smeagol4 or Hahli Husky to change the title of this topic.

Also, I was Universe Lord, also known as Daipu. I've come a very long way.

Good to see you back! Thanks for the compliments! As for the topic title, I thought about it but decided to just leave it as-is. I've made a few jokes in the chapters about the title already, and so for new readers they wouldn't make any sense if the topic title was changed.

Barney clones, microwaves, and Kopatoque are definetly not expected on that list.
...but how did Kopatoque fit in the water bottle? and how did he get there in the first place?

Wait, so does that mean you did expect the toothpaste tubes and Invincibility Robots?

AAAAHHHHHHH!!! clouds of smoke are talking!

It's true! Read Comic #4 and you'll see that inanimate objects really DO talk!

I noticed that the list is almost the same as TNI chapter 3. The very last line really made it extra-funny though.

Yeah, I did use the same list as in TNI, although since that joke was used about two years ago, I figured it was time for a revival. I'm glad it went over well. Now for the ending of Comic #4!

...In the Lew-Forums, near Lew-Rulo, the Toa version of Lewa0111 was swinging through the loose sentences of the forums. He grabbed a "tauka; lolz" sentence from a comedy that was still suffering the after-effects of a Noob-O-Rama assault and swung across. "Moderaga Matamunkey and the Lew-Membtoran are crazy, and their Goofball Bird Force is strong...as long as Konga isn't too busy playing his GameCube to notice. But I still hope that the Bomoticons haven't reached Lew-Rulo yet," he said to himself.

Of course, when a Toa bothers to talk to himself, it stands to reason that something extremely ironic is about to happen. As soon as he reached Lew-Rulo, a voice said, "Greetings, Lewa0111, Toa of Author Powers! "

"What's with the emoticon?" asked Lewa0111. Then he stepped further into the village--and froze. A large group of moticons were standing behind Moderaga Matamunkey and all of the Lew-Membtoran, all of whom had emoticons affixed to their faces. Even Matamunkey's pet Crab had an emoticon on its face! It was now an Crab! " " emoticonned Lewa0111 in shock.

"We have been waiting for you... "

TO BE CONTINUED!

"WOAZ!!11 itz liek a clifhanngerR1!!11!1one' shouted Onooba, who had somehow disappeared from the story to appear inside the narrating booth.

I stared at him. "How did you get up here? Get back in the story!"

'ok fien," said Onooba, leaving the narrating booth. Just after leaving, an idea hit him. "Owww!!11" he exclaimed. He picked up the idea. "I no! I can goe adn save lewa0!11 frum hte Bometionz!!11!one" As he started to leave, he fell face-first onto another large, black page, with a Nice 'n Shiny Joke, pictures of Daiku and Toa of Pi, and the island of Funnie-Nui.

What has gone before:

Funnie-Nui was once a place of comedies and high-quality...until Makuta, who had no funny spoof name, arrived bringing spam, pie, and comedies under 300 words. A legend foretold that six High-Quality Author-Type Beings Commonly Referred To As 'Toa' would appear to save the forums--

"waitt??////slash?;// didnt wee alreddy do this??" asked Onooba.

Well, we did, but this is in case people are picking up the story on Part 2.

"but tehn wy wuddn't u put this at hte begnning ov te frist prart 2 chappie?/"

Umm...haha, well...about that...

END

~Lewa# Studios

Next: The book, of course! Oh, and by the way, if anyone reading this knows where I can find the original Bohrok flash movies (the MNOLG-style ones released on the website in 2002) that would be great, because I'd really like to continue Tava's adventures too!

Lewa0111

This post has been edited by Lewa0111: Aug 4 2008, 12:30 PM

This is one of the best comedies that I have read so far on here. I really like how Kopatoque quotes movies all the time. Keep up the good work.

[Lewa0111]

Well, thank you, Gabriella and Io! I know I can always count on you two, at least!

Here goes...

Meanwhile, Poofhatu's quest for Krana had taken him to his home topic of Poo-Rulo. Having apparently not learned anything from their victory over the Noob Toa, the High-Quality Authors had chosen to split up once again. Poofhatu encountered a swarm of moticons at the entrance to the Poo-Forums. They were knocking down Kofu's statues left and right. How exactly a statue could be knocked down in both directions at once, the Toa wasn't quite sure. Even stranger, Kofu was nowhere to be found, when ordinarily he would be screaming at the top of his lungs upon seeing his statues destroyed. Poofhatu ran toward the nearest Bomoticon, which simply shrugged and head-banged him in the stomach. "Oof!" he called as the Bomoticon resumed knocking down the statues and spreading potty humor, closing Kofu's Sculpting topics one by one. Then, an idea hit Poofhatu. "Ouch!"

Pulling out his Holy Hand Grenade Rock, he stood on the other side of a statue that another moticon was trying to knock down. "Thou shalt pull the holy pin..." he read as he pulled the pin and set the rock down at the base of the statue. "One...Two...Five!"

"Five is far out," read the instruction manual.

"Fine then...One, Two, Three!" The HHGR exploded, knocking the statue down onto the Bomoticon on the other side.

" " the creature emoticonned.

"Strange," muttered Poofhatu as he withdrew the emoticon from the inside of the Bomoticon. "I didn't know there was a such thing as a moticon."

He then proceeded to attack several more Bomoticons in a similar manner, finally gathering a good collection of s. Then, he heard a commotion coming from the area around Poo-Rulo. He quickly activated his Nice 'n Shiny Joke's Roadrunner Feet power to arrive at the rules topic in no time at all. He immediately saw several more moticons surrounding a very terrified Kofu, who was standing in front of the entrance to the topic, which was apparently clogged by several *CENSORED* tags. Above this scene, Hokee was standing, his face remarkably resembling the emoticon. "HELP!!!!!" Kofu was screaming. "HELP!!!!!"

Poofhatu went to kick his HHGR toward the Bomoticon swarm, but realized that it was still recharging. Why a rock needed to recharge he wasn't quite sure. Instead, he settled for jumping in front of Kofu and using his elemental power to create a large roaring sound, scaring the Bomoticons into taking several steps backward. He grabbed the Membtoran and leaped up to the lookout tower where Hokee was standing. "Here," he said, setting Kofu down and watching him run into the topic. Hokee turned to follow, but Poofhatu stopped him. "You weren't very nice to Kofu," said the Toa. "And I need something to use to attack them."

He then picked up Hokee and leapt into the swarm, using him as a sword to knock the creatures away and steal their emoticons, one by one. "One!!!!11!!one1!!?" asked the random noob from the LEGO message boards just before getting stampeded by the retreating Bomoticons.

Poofhatu then returned to Poo-Rulo, where all of the Membtoran cheered him. "Thank you, thank you, thank you," said the Toa, taking the roses that were thrown at him and quickly making them into a crown. He set the crown on his head. "Yowch, thorns!"

Moderaga SPIRIT walked up to him. "Thank you, High-Quality Author, for saving our noble forums from the potty humor of the moticons. How can we ever repay you?"

Poofhatu walked into the Ilok field, followed by the rest of the Rulo. "You can let me do this," he said, activating his Nice 'n Shiny Joke's power of Dog Leashes and using it on Hokee. A dog leash swung around his neck, and Poofhatu started making the Membtoran put on a pink dress and dance around the field.

The other Membtoran all laughed, but no one laughed more than Kofu. "That's karma!" he crowed.

In the shadows, Barkmou was watching, trying to figure out how to profit from the situation, when a flock of crows bowled him over. How the crows had managed to carry bowling balls and throw them, he wasn't sure. " :dogwacko: " he emoticonned, forgetting that there is no such thing as a 'dogwacko' emoticon.

END

~Lewa# Studios

Lewa0111

[Toa Gabriella: T...]

Well, thank you, Gabriella and Io! I know I can always count on you two, at least!

You're welcome! *glares at all of the other readers of this topic besides Io* You know, seeing as we see each other every day anyway, I don't really have a need to reply here, but I still do...

Meanwhile, Poofhatu's quest for Krana had taken him to his home topic of Poo-Rulo. Having apparently not learned anything from their victory over the Noob Toa, the High-Quality Authors had chosen to split up once again.

I always wondered why they chose to split up again in 2002...

They were knocking down Kofu's statues left and right. How exactly a statue could be knocked down in both directions at once, the Toa wasn't quite sure.

Nice wordplay!

Poofhatu went to kick his HHGR toward the Bomoticon swarm, but realized that it was still recharging. Why a rock needed to recharge he wasn't quite sure.

I'm not quite sure either.

Above this scene, Hokee was standing, his face remarkably resembling the emoticon.

How mean of you, Hewkii!

"You weren't very nice to Kofu," said the Toa. "And I need something to use to attack them."

He then picked up Hokee and leapt into the swarm, using him as a sword to knock the creatures away and steal their emoticons, one by one.

What goes around comes around...

"One!!!!11!!one1!!?" asked the random noob from the LEGO message boards just before getting stampeded by the retreating Bomoticons.

And I'm not even going to ask. KIU!

~Toa Gabriella~