The Bionicles Try To Run A House Options

how do you post your own comedy?

MT,could you make a moc of me and post the picture. EDIT:I have the mask ot comedey teloportation.

This post has been edited by toa hovoki toa of sprite: Jun 9 2008, 12:33 PM

[Maryland Terps]

Chapter 197: The Tahus are Rescued

MT: Well, they got to the jail before we could stop them. We'll have to land this thing and make our way inside.
Vecolity: Uh, where in a crowded city do you suggest we land the helicopter?
MT: Good point.
Ehlek: How about on top of the police station.
MT: Personally I would like to stay out of a prison cell. Here's what we'll do. One of us has to stay up here and keep the helicopter hovering while the rest of us go down there. Who wants to?
Mr. Matoro: Not I.
Tanma55: Or I.
Vecolity: Or I.
Sonu: Or I.
MT: Come on guys! Ok, here's what we'll do. We'll break up into groups. 4 Barraki will go into the jail. Vecolity and I will go as a separate group, and so will the other three GSs.
Pridak: I'll go with Ehlek. Carapar, you go with Takadox. Kalmah and Mantax, you stay up here and man the turret.
MT: Turret?
Pridak: Yeah. I originally brought it along to take down the police car, but it will work fine for taking out police officers looking at us.
MT: So much for going undetected. Come on.
5 miles back...
Axonn: Faster!!
Hewkii Inika: I'm trying! Steering a car with a remote control isn't the easiest thing ever!
Brenmac: Watch out for the cars!
Nuparu Inika: OH NO...traffic jam. I really hope you're a great driver, because we're going underneath the cars!
Jaller Inika: Hahli, Kongu, aim for the engines! They'll blow up the cars.
Hahli's Harpoon thingy: *Pshhhhhhhhhhhhh...*BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!**
Jaller Inika: Whoa!! The car just flipped! Never mind about the engines!
Brenmac: You guys have to be crazy! There-oh no.
Matoro Inika: What?
Brenmac: Look behind us.
Matoro Inika: Oh #$%*. The Piraka and Brutaka are following us in the other RC Car!
Jaller Inika: Matoro, use your sniper vision to hit the remote control!
Matoro Inika: I only have that in Bionicle Heroes!
Jaller Inika: Well, uh, Nuparu, lob one of those energy ball thingys at them.
Nuparu Inika: Ok. (lob)
Jaller Inika: If he can use his power in a video game, why can't you?
Matoro Inika: I can. It just would be bad form to copy a video game.
Zaktan: Energy ball coming at 12 o'clock!!
Avak: (who is driving) No need to worry, it's 12:53!!
Zaktan: WHAT?!? That's a figure of speech!! It means-
*BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!*
(The Piraka's car does 20 flips and lands upside down on the edge of the road)
Zaktan: It means you're an cool dude.
Avak: Sorry.
Nuparu Inika: I got them!
Jaller Inika: Good job! 5 more miles to the police station!
On top of the police station....
MT: All right. It's gonna be pretty hard to get all 9 of us through one entrance. Vecolity and I will go through the roof entrance. The rest of you, find some other way. Don't worry, Mantax is manning the turret up there.
Ehlek: That's what worries me.
MT: What? He might miss?
Ehlek: Oh no. That's not what I'm worried about. He usually hits me.
MT: He won't.
(MT and Vecolity go through the roof entrance)
Carapar: All right. I'm for digging through the roof. Who's with me?
Sonu: We're supposed to go quietly.
Carapar: Oh. Yeah. Well, let's-
Brenmac: Me and the other two GSs will go through one of the windows. You 4 find some way to get in, and split up from there.
(The 3 GSs leave)
Carapar: Well, how about this plan. We.....
5 minutes later....
Pridak: (Wearing one of those masks with glasses, big nose, and a mustache): Good afternoon sir, I'd like to visit a prisoner.
Policeman: Uh, ok.....
Pridak: Thank you.
Policeman: Which one?
(Ehlek sneaks up behind him)
Pridak: Toa Tahu. Is he here?
Policeman: Yes, he's here. He's in solitary confinement, trying to....wait a minute, where are my keys?
Pridak: Goodbye sir.
Policeman: Oh, well, goodbye. Let me know if you see my keys!
Pridak: I will.
On the 3rd floor on the jail...
Guard: Hey, you, what are you doing?
MT: Me?
Guard: (sarcastically) No, not you, the stick figure drawn on the wall.
MT: Oh. Well, he's smiling, and, oh, there's a rather unnecessary finger be pointed up, and-
Guard: Listen, you two Bionicles. How did you get in here?
MT: We walked in.
Guard: Oh. I suppose you just waltzed right in past the guards without anyone caring.
Vecolity: Pretty much.
Guard: Ok, I'm going to report you two.
MT: Report us where?
Guard: To the chief of the station. From then, you'll be put on trial for why you were trespassing in here, and if you lose, you go the jail.
Vecolity: Do we get to go past "GO" and collect $200 dollars?
Guard: No.
MT: If we win?
Guard: Then you go home.
MT: I see. Well, you see, there's this hole in the wall and it-
Guard: A hole?!? Where?
MT: Right there!! (hits him with a coffee blast which bounces him off the walls and make a hole in the wall)
Vecolity: Got his keys.
MT: And I got this, uh, why does a guard have a sign that says, vote for Obama-
Another Guard: Hello? Who's up there?
MT: Uh, VOTE FOR OBAMA ALL YOU PRISONERS! HE'S THE BEST CHOICE AND-
Guard 2: Who are you, and why are you here?
MT: I'm campaigning for Obama. Trying to win prisoners over.
Guard 2: Has it occurred to you that no one on this floor has the right to vote anymore?
MT: Uh, we were just going downstairs.
Guard 2: And, that you're three floors from anyone who can vote?
MT: Like I said, we're working our way down.
Guard 2: And that there's a guard missing here, and a big hole in the wall?
MT: Oh really? I didn't see that.
Guard 2: You're pretty unobservant.
MT: And has it occurred to you, that somehow, a 6 inch tall Bionicle is talking to you?
Guard 2: I'm talking to a Bionicle. I'M TALKING TO A BIONICLE!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! (faints)
MT: Works every time. Now we have two sets of keys, a driver's license, a police hat 20 times too big for either of us, and hey, looky. A stun gun.
Vecolity: I want that!!
MT: Shut up, or you'll be my first victim. Let's google Tahus in jail.
Vecolity: What good will that do?
MT: It'll give us the floor they're on and their cell number.
Vecolity: We're going to call them?
MT: NO!! Their prison cell number!
Vecolity: Oh. So we can call them in their cell?
MT: Just..never mind.
On the 1st floor...
Pridak: Hey uh, Ehlek, where'd Takadox and Carapar go?
Ehlek: Last I checked, Takadox was trying to use his Hypnotizing power to convince the station chief to let all the prisoner's go.
Takadox: Hey guys.
Pridak: What we're you doing?
Takadox: Trying to convince him to free the prisoners. It didn't work, so I settled for second best.
Ehlek: 2nd best?
Takadox: I got his candy bar. (holds up a half eaten candy bar and point to a bunch of chocolate smudges on his face)
Pridak: Of course.
Carapar: The policemen said that all of the people in solitary confinement were on floor 4.
Pridak: To the 4th floor!!!
Station Chief: HALT!! HALT IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!!
Pridak: Oh no. What did we do?
Chief: Your friend here has some chocolate on his face.
On the side of the building...
Brenmac: We can fit through the cell bars! Let's go through this one!
Sonu: What floor are we on?
Brenmac: I think floor 3. Let's get out of here. (shoots the cell door down)
Guard 3: Hey! The prisoners are escaping.
Tanma55: Not good.
Sonu: Run!
Guard 3: Halt! Halt in the name of the-
Brenmac: Yeah, yeah, the law. Big whoop.
Guard 3: I was going to say Dr. Phil, but the law works too.
Mr. Matoro: We're not prisoners! You can go check the cell! There's another person in there!!
Guard 3. Oh. Sorry about that.
Tanma55: I love stupid guards.
One floor above...
MT: This is the cell. Now, how do we get inside?
Guard 4: Would you like a free pickaxe?
MT: Some days, life kisses you right on the lips. (knocks the guard out with the pickaxe, then knocks the door down.
Tahu: Yay! MT!
Tahu Nuva: Yay! MT!
Vecolity: What about me?
Tahu: Who's excited to see you?
Vecolity: Fine then.
Tahu: Just kidding. Come on, let's go!
MT: There's a helicopter waiting at the top. We'll leave and-
Hakann: Actually, you'll be staying right here.
MT: Oh boy. I can tell you are going to be so much fun.
Vezok: You four will stay in jail, while we steal the mask of comedy.
MT: Oh, right, I do have that.
Avak: Hand it over.
MT: Sorry. No can do.
Reidak: Why not?
MT: Axonn's willing to pay a higher price.
Brutaka: What?! Axonn!?
MT: Yep.
Zaktan: Then let's go get Axonn and the Inika! Come on!
MT: Wow. They're stupid.
On the stairs leading toward the 4th floor...
Zaktan: This way! Down the stairs!!!
Sonu: Run! Out of the way!!
Hakann: What the?
Guard 3: I'll get you! (trips over Brutaka and the Piraka, and they all fall down the stairs)
Brutaka: Not more stairs!!!! OW!! *BAM!!* *BANG!!* SON OF A COPINAKA!!! OW!!!
Guard 3: I've got you now.
Avak: No, you don't. (shoots him in the face with a zamor sphere)
*BONK!!!*
Avak: Stupid cheap plastic weapons..
On the roof...
Tanma 55: Come on, let's go!
Tahu Nuva: I see you brought a helicopter. Very resourceful.
Mr. Matoro:
(All 5 get on the helicopter)
Mantax: What about the other Barraki?
MT: I don't know. It's-
(Takadox comes onto the roof, followed by the 3 other Barraki)
Takadox: It took some time convincing the chief to give us some donuts. (holds up a box)
Vecolity: Yay! Donuts!
MT: Come on. We're leaving.
Tahu: Yay! We escaped!
Sonu: *AHEM*
Tahu: Er, were rescued.
Brenmac: That's better.
(The Barraki climb on, and the helicopter flies away)
By the jail station...
Jaller Inika: Look! It's the Bionicle's helicopter! Tahu's waving at us! They've been saved! Back to the house!
Axonn: What about the Piraka?
Nuparu Inika: I have no clue. Let's go.
Vezok: (stumbles out of the building) Please toa, mercy! They tortured us!!
Matoro Inika: What'd they do?
Hakann: They made us watch "Dancing with the Stars!!"
Axonn: (shakes his head) Come on, let's go.

-MT

EDIT: A new comedy was started today by one of this comedy's readers, Toa Hovoki of Sprite. You can check it out here.
Tanma55, I didn't notice your new comedy until now. Here is the link to his comedy.

This post has been edited by Maryland Terps: Jun 10 2008, 05:26 PM

MT, I've been a fan of your comedy for a long time, and now I can finally comment on it, since I joined yesterday!
This is, in my opinion, the greatest comedy ever, and I'm using my first post to comment on it. It's . I want to be around for Chapter 200
Can I please GS?
Name: Phantokamaster
Species: Krahka, though I prefer the form of a Phantoka Toa of Light
Description: Skilled in fighting, a huge fan of this comedy, and I don't like coffee (it's too bitter, and besides, I'm only 12). I'm also really smart, especially about Bionicle.

[Maryland Terps]

Ok, my internet officially sucks. What is this, like, 3 times it's happened?

You can probably guess what happened. It deleted another chapter. I had it written, finished, and posted it, and guess what. The
f---ing "server can't load it." This isn't BZP's sever either. It's the internet's. F--- you safari.

Anyways, chapter 199 up soon, I hope.

And ironically, right when I was about to post this BZP's server is too busy. At least that one let's you copy what you had written and let's you go back and post it.

-MT

Where have I been since Chapter 200? I'd like to appear more often, please. Some extra information about me that you might want to know (it might be useful): I hardly ever play video games (I don't have a video game player), so I'm not that good at them. My weapons are: 1 air saber, 1 Midak Skyblaster, 1 of those blades that Toa Ignika has (on my wrist), and 2 Nuparu Inika claws. I also have Kopaka Phantoka wings and I wear the mask of comedy.
Also, do you want to be in The Bionicles Try To Run A Hotel, MT? Chapter 1 should be up soon.

II guess I will have to do seperate reviews on your comedy. I'm lazy, don't take advantage of that.

I only tread the first fwe chapters, and they were fantastic. Nice way to ontroduce the stroy. No grammers problem, as I see. Try working and taking advantage that they are made of plastic. For example:

Ehelek: Oh shoot, I broke one of pieces!

Nocturn: So? Steal one of them from Hahli.

Ehlek: Okay, I didn't know you were that smart!

Nocturn: Hahli's hot...

Ehlek: I see a problem. THE AUTHRO DIDN'T INCLUDE HER IN THE CHARACTER LIST! *hits him in the head*

Nocturn: Ouchies!

Just take advantage of the other things that can be made fun of. I'll be back for another review. I know, I'm lazy.

~ZTON~/ laziest ace reviewer.

[MisterMatoro]

You're thinking of doing a third comedy? I think The Bionicles Try To Run A Buisness sounds better, but I'm not sure when it should take place. BTW, I'm sorry that I abandoned my job as a co-author in The Bionicles Try To Run A Nation a few months back. I had too many things in my hands at the time and I could not meet the chapter deadlines.

funny


name:okem
type:matoran
a really bad matoran who messes up the house.

What happened to MT's Amazing, Unspeakable Awesome, Ridiculously Cool Guide To The World and the Rurics?

[Maryland Terps]

Well, I guess 7-Up will have to share the spotlight with Okem. And yes, after seeing his application, I did get my paddle out.

Just kidding. I don't have a paddle.

What has been failed to be announced is that the comedy's anniversary is the 28th, the day right after my birthday. Sadly, I may not be able to post a celebratory(is that a real word?) chapter because I will be driving from my house to Louisiana. Wether I can or not depends on wether or not I have computer access.

And I am now a "soaring champion." WHEEE!!! I CAN FLY-*WHAM!!*
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stupid tree...

Chapter 206: Lewa Nuva Jones and the Nutty Situation

Sonu: *Whew!* I thought we'd never get out of there!
Brenmac: Yeah, Sidorak would NOT shut up.
Lewa Nuva08: About what? What were you doing?
Sonu: We decided to raid the Dark Hunters base. We ran into Sidorak, who had flowers and candy for a "little someone."
Lewa Nuva08:
Brenmac: And if that wasn't bad enough, Krekka decided to ask if he could have one of the chocolates.
Lewa Nuva08: Oh no.
Sonu: So Sidorak went out with Roodaka, and halfway through their meal of a 99 cent bag of Cheetos, Krekka comes and jumps into the bag and begins stuffing his mouth with them.
Brenmac: Sidorak got mad, began beating Krekka up while Roodaka ran, threw him into a wall, looked around for Roodaka, and began crying about how he had "lost her forever."
Lewa Nuva08: That's not going on my vacation spot.
Sonu: Neither should Washington D.C.
Lewa Nuva08: Why?
Brenmac: Guess who became President.
Lewa Nuva08: Uh...no clue.
Sonu: Here's a hint, what's tall, green, ugly, and smells like rotten meat?
In D.C..
Zaktan!!!
Zaktan: Huh? Wha-? Who said that?
ZAKTAN!!!!
Zaktan: Who is it?!?
GET DOWN HERE YOU LAZY-
Zaktan: Don't you dare finish that.
Sorry. Anyways-
Zaktan: What is it? Who are you?
Hakann!! There's something down here you may want to see!
Zaktan: All right. (comes down)
Hakann: Look.
Zaktan: WHERE'S THAT TANK GOING?!? IT JUST WENT THROUGH MY ROSE BUSH!!
Hakann: No clue..(This will be continued in chapter 16 of the Bionicles Try to Run a Nation)
Back at the house...
(A portal opens)
Hovoki: I'm back!
Phantokamaster: So I see.
Hovoki: And I brought someone with me!
7-Up: My name is 7-Up. I'm his matoran.
Phantokamaster: Is your turaga named Sierra Mist?
Hovoki: Ha ha. No. It's just that-
*VVRRROOOOOOMMM!!!!*
Phantokamaster: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?!
Hovoki: A tank just pulled up by the pool! I wonder what's going on?!
Phantokamaster: I'd be willing to bet that's what the neighbor that just came storming across out yard is wanting to ask too.
Hovoki: No!! We must stop him!
7-Up: How?
Hovoki: No clue. Let's go outside and-
(Avak begins singing the Indiana Jones theme)
Avak: Da-da-da-daaaa!!!-Da-da-daaaa!!! Da-da-da-daaaa!!! Da-da-da-da-da...da-da
Lewa Nuva08: WHHEEEEEEEE!!!!
Hovoki: Lewa! What are you doing?!
Lewa Nuva08: I'm Lewa Nuva Jones! (uses a laser whip to attach to the fan and begins swinging back and forth)
Phantokamaster: I'm going to have a bit of fun with that.
7-Up: What is he doing?
Hovoki: Better not to look.
Lewa Nuva Jones: WHHEEE!!! HEY, THE FANS MOVING!! PHANTOKAMASTER!!! WHY!?!?! (begins swinging around wildly) WHOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA!!!!!
7-Up: Full power!
Hovoki: 7-Up!!
7-Up: Sorry.
Phantokamaster: With pleasure.
Lewa Nuva Jones: AAAAAAAAAA-*SMASH!!!* (goes flying through a window) WHEEEEE!!!!
Tahu: Lewa! You're going to land on that kid!
Lewa Nuva Jones: So!?!? (lands on the kid)
Kid: AAAHHH!!!!
Lewa Nuva Jones: I'm Lewa Nuva Jones! I have to punch people! *POW!!*
Tahu: LEWA!!
Lewa Nuva Jones: What?
Tahu: Read the shirt!!!

Lewa Nuva Jones: OOOOHHHH....
*click*
Lewa Nuva Jones: Time for an Lewa Nuva Jones escape!! (uses a laser whip to go all over the yard and slams into one of the Rurics who survived the Omega Turtle)
Ruric: WHAT THE HECK?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?
Lewa Nuva Jones: I had to escape! That kid is-
*BANG!!!!* (barely misses Lewa Nuva08)
Lewa Nuva Jones: Shooting at us! Come on!
Ruric: Put me down! This means war! RURICS!!!
(A hundred Rurics surround Lewa Nuva08)
Lewa Nuva Jones: Some great job that fat turtle did.
Rurics: Any last words, Dr. Lewa?
Lewa Nuva Jones: Yeah. I like Ike...and fire Toa with tanks. (backflips out of the ring of Rurics that was surrounding him)
Ruric: What-
*BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!*
Tahu: And that is why I got a tank.
Ruric: To arms! To arms!
Another Ruric: And to legs! I'm missing one!
Lewa Nuva Jones: Another great escape by Lewa Nuva Jones!
Tahu: What?
Lewa Nuva Jones: I'm Lewa Nuva Jones! Always foiling the plots of those Nazi Piraka and the Communist Rurics.
Tahu: You...can't be serious.
Lewa Nuva Jones: I am! Up, up, and away!!! (slams into the roof of the tank)
Tahu: All right, you may be Indiana Jones, but there is no way you are Superman.
Lewa Nuva Jones: Muscles of steel, all right.
Back in the house...
Okem: Hey, uh, who are you?
Mr. Matoro: I'm Mister Matoro.
Phantokalord: And I am the great Phantokalord, ruler of Phantoka, and the runner-up of the first ever Bionicles Try to Run a House fighting championship.
Mr. Matoro: And I won that tournament, so...
Phantokalord: You were entitled to make a flashy entrance. So was I. You chose not to.
Mr. Matoro: Oh well. And now-
(Rurics surround them)
Phantokalord: Sorry about this, we don't get many warm welcomes around here.
Mr. Matoro: Where's a coffee Toa when you need one?
Phantokalord: Back in another comedy searching for his awesome guide.
Mr. Matoro: Of course.
Phantokalord: Uh, so what now?
Mr. Matoro: Well, I was thinking, if I hit that spot with a Midak Skyblaster, it would reflect, fly that way, reflect off the ceiling, bounce that way, and kill at least 50 Rurics.
Phantokalord: Too complicated.
Mr. Matoro: You're probably right.
Phantokalord: Someone save us!!
Exo-Toa Pohatu: I'm coming!! I think. I can't see that well, so I might be coming towards you, away from you, or to either side of you.
Okem: Well, that's something, I guess.
Exo-Toa Pohatu: YAAAHHH!!!! DIE RURICS!!! (begins shooting randomly)
(hits every single thing except the GSs and the Rurics)
Rurics: Oh wow.
Exo-Toa Pohatu: Darn it!! (resumes shooting)
(again, hits every single thing except the Bionicles)
Exo-Toa Pohatu: ARGH!!!
(Rurics begin laughing at him)
Exo-Toa Pohatu: Don't make me angry! I still have one weapon at my disposal!!
Ruric: Yeah right! Can you aim this one?!
Exo-Toa Pohatu: Don't need to. It's the smell of Piraka.
(Knocks everyone out)
Pohatu: (hops, er, flips, out of the armor) Victory!!!! I can capture the Rurics. Of course, I knocked the GSs out, but we can...what is that smell...(falls down unconscious)
Another Ruric: What happened here?!? (gets knocked out)
(This continues on, until at least 100 Rurics get piled up and 20 Toa are on top of them)
Hours later, the smell fades..
Another Ruric: Ok, guys, the rules clearly stated no major dog piling. Because-
Omega Turtle: LUNCH!! IN A PILE!!!
Ruric: Well, that's why.
Phantokalord: AAAHH!! (pushes Mr. Matoro, Pohatu, Okem, and the other Toa out of the way)
(And there go another 100 Rurics)
In the living room...
Ruric King: And now, I get my hands on the great mask of comedy-
(A toa shaped form suddenly appears in the back of the room, glows brightly, and then the glow shimmers and fades)
Ruric King: Of course. It has to be guarded.
MT: Well, yeah, if you plan on robbing someone's house while they're awake, you should plan on them fighting back.
Ruric King: Good point.
MT: I really hope you're well aware of the fact that Rurics have an exceptional weakness to coffee.
Ruric King: I realize that. And did you also know that you have an exceptional weakness to decaf coffee?
MT: Yes....
Ruric King: And did you know that he controls that? (points)
MT: I never realized he was smart enough to learn how to clone.
TM: Well, when you make a reverse clone of yourself, you should expect the opposite abilities.
MT: I see. Does that mean you can make chocolate covered nut out of a Ruric?
TM turns the Ruric King into a chocolate covered nut.
Cake: Hey! I was serving you!
TM: Because I cloned a whole army of you.
MT: 4 Mask! I found someone who you might like!
TM: Ha ha.
MT: He might.
TM: Well, we've made a huge buildup. Should we fight now to complete it?
MT: No. Let's see how big of a letdown we can get.
Random fan of this comedy: And let's see how long it takes to lynch a Toa of coffee!!
MT: Then again, fighting never was a problem for me.
TM: It will be now!! (launches half a dozen decaf coffee bolts)
MT: Why? I dislike problems.
TM: Because I will make it a problem.
MT: You think I've got problems, just wait until you see this guy. (points)
Lewa Nuva Jones: WHEEEE!!!! (slips and falls on top of TM)
TM: Oww...
MT: Can't beat me on my own ground.
TM: And your own ground is...?
MT: Complete randomness.
TM: Ah.
MT: Well, here, suppose I should end this now. (launches a huge blast of coffee at TM)
TM: Caffeine limits...too...high!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
MT: This is worse than that time Krekka got a hold of a bag of coffee! (see one of the previous chapters)
TM: AAAAAAAHHH!!! (does a Shakespeare death scene)
MT: Hold on a minute. I've never seen Shakespeare. What does it look like?
TM: Uh, ok, then well, since I don't know what it looks like, I'll have to guess. (explodes)
MT: Ooookkkk....
Sonu: What's been going on here?
MT: I just found out what a Shakespeare death scene and a chocolate covered have in common.
Lewa Nuva Jones: And it was all thanks to me!!
MT: This guys nuts.
Sonu: I noticed. We've got so many people crazy now, it's not even funny.
Ruric King: You think you've got problems, what are you supposed to do if you are a nut? A chocolate covered one, I might add.
MT: I don't know, but we're selling you to a peanut store. We could get some serious cash.
Brenmac: Sonu, you've got to wait up! What's been going on?
Sonu: I'm not sure. This is nuts.

-MT

This post has been edited by Maryland Terps: Jun 22 2008, 08:17 PM

[Maryland Terps]

Kind of a short chapter here. Sorry there are no GSs in it, but then I'm not in it either, so you can share your misery with me.

*Sob!*

Chapter 207: Double Trouble

In the Makuta's Apartment....
Vamprah: Life here sucks. Nothing exciting happens.
Antroz: Yeah. It was better when we had Toa to fight.
Chirox: Then let's go get some.
Antroz: Where? If we move back to the house, we move back into our old 6 on 3 situation. Plus there are all the other Toa from the other years that are waiting to attack.
Chirox: Then we need more Makuta. Hmm. Where can we get the summer Makuta?
Vamprah: Where did the summer Toa come from?
Antroz: Uhh...I know...
Later...
Icarax: You have to be crazy. We're sneaking into Legoland, California, to get some Makuta? Who can possibly do that?
Antroz: If a bunch of Toa and Guest Stars did it, then 6 Makuta can do it too.
Makuta: Yeah, well, last time I checked, Makuta don't have masks of teleportation, or sniper rifles, or overgrown turtles, or author powers.
Antroz: Quit whining. Won't do you any good. There, I broke inside. Old Antroz still remembers all the tricks-
WWEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEOOOOOOO-
Mutran: But, did "Old Antroz" remember about the alarms?
Antroz: I hate when my memory fails. Let's rush inside and hope we can hide while the police come.
(The 6 Makuta run inside)
Later, after the situation has been dealt with...
Antroz: We're in the clear. We need to split up. Vamprah will go with me, Icarax will go with Makuta, and Mutran will go with my black, ugly, slave.
Chirox:
Antroz: WHAT?!?
Chirox: I have a name, you know!
Antroz: Oh, right.
Back at the house...
Tahu: First the Makuta, now you guys. What are you doing?!
Onua Nuva08: We're building defenses!
Tahu: What?
Gali Nuva08: Defenses against the Makuta! Eventually they're going to come back, so we need to prepare to stop them! Pohatu built this super powerful multi disk launcher!
Tahu: I see. Where are your other three counterparts?
Tahu Nuva08: Kopaka and Pohatu are chasing down Lewa, who seems to think he's Lewa Nuva Jones or something.
Lewa Nuva Jones: (sings Indiana Jones music) Da-da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da,dadada, dada-dada-da-da-da
Kopaka Nuva08: Get back here!
Pohatu Nuva08: Don't make me use force!
Lewa Nuva Jones: Never! I will escape! (rockets away with his jet packs)
Kopaka Nuva08: *sigh* How he got put in charge of the Winter Toa Nuva, I will never know. (flies after Lewa)
Pohatu Nuva08: Why does it always have to be a high speed chase?! (flies after Kopaka, who is flying after Lewa)
Takanuva08: Personally, I like this job 100 times better than theirs.
Tahu: I can see why.
Back in Legoland, California...
Antroz: Ok, well, I sure can't find them. Where are they?
Voice: Over here!
Antroz: This way!
(After the Makuta find them..)
Antroz: Hey! We're here to-wait a minute. You're not Bitil.
Voice: No. I'm Antroz. By the looks of it, I guess you are too.
Vamprah: TWO Antrozs? I'm not sure we can live with that.
Antroz: Yeah, well, get me down.
Antroz: Hold it, how will we know the difference between me and you?
Antroz: Uh, well, we could write something on you.
Antroz: Why me?
Antroz: Well, I'm not going to write it on me.
Antroz: Well, me neither.
Antroz: Hmm. Guess we'll just have to tell some other way.
Vamprah: I'm really confused. I just hope there aren't two of me.
Raidak: I know! This Antroz has me! The other doesn't!
Antroz: Oh, and I forgot to show you..
Raidak: Hi!
Raidak: AAAHHHH!!! THERE ARE TWO OF ME TOO!!!
Later...
Mutran: Where are they!?
Chirox: Um..there, maybe?
Mutran: 2008 Story room! Perfect!!
(Chirox and Mutran charge into the room)
Hydraxon: Who dares pass into the room of 2008?
Chirox: Aren't you supposed to be at the pool?
Mutran: No, stupid, he's not the Hydraxon we bought. He's an impostor!
Hydraxon: Call me an impostor, will you?
Mutran: All right. You're an impostor.
Hydraxon: That does it! Maxilos!
Maxilos: Yes sir?
Chirox: You traitor!!
Maxilos: What?
Chirox: You were working for us at our apartment!!
Mutran: Same situation with Hydraxon.
Chirox: There are two Maxilos' too?
Mutran: There's loads of them, if you can find a store that still carries them.
Spinax: Woof!
Chirox: Well then, guess we're really lucky I have this beam.
*BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!*
Mutran: Uh, the Sonic Beam isn't the right beam in this case.
Chirox: Why not?
Mutran: You just blew down three walls. And probably alerted every single police in the state.
Chirox: No alarm.
Mutran: We cut it, remember?
Chirox: Nooo...
Mutran: Oh, right, we didn't include that in the story. Oh well, we did.
Chirox: Well then, come help me find the Summer Makuta.
Mutran: Over there!
Bitil: Get me out of here!!
Chirox: Do the people at Lego usually chain you to walls?
Gorast: No. When the Toa came about a month ago, they broke the display case we were originally in, stole the Toa Nuva that were in here, and chained us to the wall because they didn't want us to come with them.
Mutran: Well, come on. We have to go.
Antroz: Oh good, you found them.
Krika: Free at last!!
Antroz: What about Makuta?
Chirox: What? There are two of you TOO?
Antroz: Well, yeah.
Chirox: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Mutran: Ok, perhaps we didn't cut the wires.
Makuta: What are you guys trying to do? Get us caught or something?
Vamprah: Run!! Just get back to our car and get back to the airport so we can get back to our apartment some 3,000 miles away!!
Makuta: Then let's go!!!
Police: Halt!!
Icarax: Never!! I have the Mask of Shadows!
Makuta: Uh, hate to rain on your parade, but I do, not you.
Icarax: Oh yeah?! Well, what's this thing I'm wearing!?
Makuta: A fake!! (mobs Icarax and tries to rip off his mask)
Chirox: *sigh* Must I do everything?
*BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!*
Chirox: May we go now?
Makuta and Icarax look up
Icarax: Huh? Where'd they go?
Makuta: It was obviously the power of my mask that drove them away!!
Chirox: And it had nothing to do with my sonic beam.
Icarax: No, it was my mask!
Makuta: No mine!
Icarax: Mine!
Makuta: Mine! (They begin fighting again)
Vamprah: If you two are done fighting, the rest of us would like to escape before we're captured by the police.
Icarax: Good point. I'll lead.
Makuta: No, I will!!
Icarax: NO, I will!!
Makuta: I will!
Icarax: I will!
Makuta: I will!
Antroz: Here we go again.


-MT

Happy birthday MT!

[Maryland Terps]

Hey, guess what. I will have computer access not only today, but tomorrow also. Louisiana is pretty cool so far, leaving for Texas in two days.

And today is the comedy's anniversary. Yay 1 year.

By the way, only the three Toa Nuva Phantoka (Pohatu, Lewa, and Kopaka) came with me on the trip, so there should be pictures of them on either July 6 or 7.

Chapter 208: Toa Nuva vs. Makuta...on a Freeway

Tahu: You caught him?
Kopaka Nuva08: Yeah, finally. We still can't convince him to be a Toa.
Pohatu Nuva08: It's starting to scare me.
Tahu: Well, here's something to scare you even worse. Apparently, Hovoki has left his clone here and gone back to his own comedy. So there's two Hovokis.
Kopaka Nuva08: Uh-oh.
Tahu: And, from what Makuta Vamprah has told me, they have two Antrozs and two Raidaks that they stole from Legoland, along with the summer Makuta.
Lewa Nuva Jones: I will stop them!
Tahu: Not if they're in a Porsche on the run from half the California and Nevada police after them.
Hovoki Clone: Hey guys.
Tahu: You're a clone. You're not the real Hovoki.
Kopaka Nuva08: I bet that's how Antroz feels right now.
On the California-Nevada state border...
Makuta: Die Police! (shoots shadow energy)
Antroz: This is fun! I've never been in a high speed cop chase before!
Vamprah: Neither have I.
Gavla: New day, new experience.
Chirox: I've gotta drive this thing, so keep the police a good ways back.
Icarax: Oh no. Look.
Mutran: No!!! The police have those spikey thingys in the middle of the road that deflate tires!
Antroz: Hold on, there has to be a logical way to deal with this.
Antroz: Yeah.
Antroz: Let the real Antroz do the thinking, will you?
Antroz: Sure. I'm thinking right now.
Antroz: Well, that would be great if you were the real-
Chirox: Shut up! Settle this later. Right now focus on getting us over those spikes!
Mutran: You could drive over them.
*PUNCH*
Mutran: Just a suggestion.
Vamprah: I've got it! If we all flap our wings hard enough, maybe we'll lift off the ground!
Chirox: I guess it's better than nothing.
Makuta: What about me?
Chirox: Use your super Makuta powers to create wings or something.
Makuta: Ok. Hey, wings!
Antroz: It's working! We're off the ground!
Vamprah: It feels like a flyweight!
Makuta: That's probably because we aren't bringing the car with us.
Icarax: Oh. Well, I guess an escape with no car is better than one with a car-WHERE ARE THE SUMMER MAKUTA?!?
Chirox: They never got out of the car.
Antroz: Oops.
Back in the car...
Gorast: zzzzz....Wha-? Huh? Hey, look, a bunch of spikes in the road, hmm. Where's my coffee-SPIKES?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
*PPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!*
Krika: Zzz... *Yawn* (sees the situation) Nothing is ever worse than when you wake up and find yourself in a car flipping over 10 police cars and a set of metal spikes.
*CRASH!!!*
Gorast: The car's still in manigable shape! We can still get away!
Bitil: *Yawn*...(sees what has happened) It's times like these I wish I could see when I'm asleep.
Krika: I'm driving!
Bitil: WE'RE DOOMED!!!!
Antroz: Look out below-
*CRASH!!!*
Bitil: Correction. We are doomed to eternity in "the Core."
Back at the house...
Phantokamaster: And that's why-
(silence)
Phantokamaster: AND THAT'S WHY-
MT: And that's why what?
Phantokamaster: The stupid mailman. He's supposed to ring the door and interrupt me when I say that.
Mailman: (outside the house) Oh yeah, sorry.
Phantokamaster: And that's why-
*DING DONG!!!*
Phantokamaster: HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME?!?!?
Mailman: AAAHHH!!!!
MT: *sigh* What's here? Vehicles?
Lewa Nuva 08: Yeah. We ordered them to help fight against the Makuta.
Axalara T9: a vehicle used by Lewa to fight the Makuta in Karda Nui
Jetrax T6: a vehicle used by Kopaka to fight the Makuta in Karda Nui, but it was hijacked by Antroz
Rockoh T3: a vehicle used by Pohatu to fight the Makuta in Karda Nui
Kopaka Nuva08: What?!? My vehicle gets hijacked?! Never! I must protect it!(Installs an alarm)
MT: You've stopped being Lewa Nuva Jones?
Lewa Nuva Jones: Oops. I mean, Da-da-da-da...
Pohatu Nuva08: Now look what you made him do! We have to chase him now, you know.
MT: Well, at least you have these vehicles.
Lewa Nuva Jones: Forward!! (takes off)
Kopaka Nuva08: Get back here!! (goes after him)
Pohatu Nuva08: My vehicle won't start.
MT: Once again, the key ignition theory is proved true.
Pohatu Nuva08: But this vehicle doesn't have a key.
MT: Oh yeah. Well, how about this button that says "On." (pushes it)
*VVVVVRRRROOOOOMMM!!!*
Pohatu Nuva08: Oh. Thanks.
MT: No problem.
(Pohatu follows Lewa and Kopaka)
Somewhere out west...
Antroz: Well, we certainly are having a lot of fun.
Vamprah: Hey.
Antroz: What are you and Chirox doing here? This is stricly me and summer Makuta set time!
Kopaka Nuva08: Mind if we join?
Antroz: Actually, yes, I do.
Kopaka Nuva08: Oh. Well then, excuse me.
Antroz: Thank you.
Pohatu Nuva08: This isn't much of an action scene.
Kopaka Nuva08: Don't worry, by the time Lewa comes around, it will be.
Lewa Nuva Jones: Prepare to die, evil Russians!!
Chirox: What?
Krika: I'm not a Russian!!
Lewa Nuva Jones: Well, prepare anyway!!
Gorast: You're not Indiana Jones, you bonehead! *BONK!!!*
Lewa Nuva08: Ow...that hurt...hey, I can remember. It's me! I'm Lewa!
Pohatu Nuva08: THANK GOD!!!
Lewa Nuva08: And I'm supposed to run Makuta over with my Axalara T9!!
Chirox: Your what?
Kirop: I don't know, but it doesn't look like it'll feel good.
Kopaka Nuva08: Must...kill..Antroz!! (begins beating Antroz to a pulp)
Antroz: Ow! What'd I ever do to you!?!
Kopaka Nuva08: You hijacked my vehicle!!
Antroz: No I didn't! Ow!
Kopaka Nuva08: It says so right here!
Jetrax T6: a vehicle used by Kopaka to fight the Makuta in Karda Nui, but it was hijacked by Antroz.
Kopaka Nuva08: See?
Antroz: Yeah. And that means the vehicle is mine! Gimme!
(Kopaka shoots him with his Midak Skyblaster)
*BBBAAAAAAMMMM!!!!*
Antroz: On second thought, you can keep your vehicle.
Back at the house...
Mr. Matoro: Where are you going?
MT: These Toa and Makuta came with the vehicles. They want their vehicles back.
Lewa Nuva VD: (Vehicle driver) I want my vehicle!!!
MT: Although I can't say I'm enthusiastic about getting them their vehicles.
Sonu: Hey, MT, I have a complaint.
MT: What's that?
Sonu: We need more of the glass window joke.
MT: You mean, right now?
Sonu: Fine with me.
MT: Well, we can't do it anytime. It has to be set up. Right now it wouldn't be funny.
Sonu: Yes it would.
MT: I'll prove it. (uses author powers)
Brutaka: WHOOPS!!! (slips and slams headfirst into Tahu Nuva's window, smashing it to bits)
Tahu Nuva: MY WINDOW!!!
MT: See, it's not that funny-
(MT looks and sees Sonu on the floor laughing his head off)
MT: All right then, perhaps it is-where'd the Phantoka I was touring around go?!
In the Toa Nuva's tree house, er, fortress...
Tahu Nuva08: Thank you, Mr. Matoro. We have captured a Makuta. Tell us what you know.
Antroz VD: Uh, not much, since I've only been around 10 minutes.
Tahu Nuva08: Liar! You've been around since January! You and those other stupid Makuta!
Antroz VD: No! I'm came with the set specifically to drive it! That's it!
Pohatu Nuva VD: That's what happened to me.
Gali Nuva08: Oh no. Then there's...
THREE ANTROZS!!!!!

-MT

[Maryland Terps]

Congrats on the 50th post. Leaving tomorrow for Austin, Texas and the "World's greatest waterpark." We'll see. I have heard that people plan their entire summers at it.

Yes, you read that right. They don't plan their summers around it, they plan them AT it. (although I imagine some do plan their summers around it as well.)

-MT

Well, the first chapter of Edible is up (the link is in my sig; for some reason all the words became link). Hopefully a new chapter of this comedy will be up soon.

EDIT: I fixed my sig.

-Phantokamaster

This post has been edited by Phantokamaster: Jul 6 2008, 02:22 PM

Well, that solves that problem. If anyone wanted to see how many sets for this year I have...
Toa Nuva: 3/6
Makuta: 3/6
Matoran: 6/6
Titans: 3/4
Vehicles: 0/4

Keeping an eye out for the Mistika. As of now I'm in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and tomorrow is the day I'm coming home. I've searched almost every Wal-Mart, Toys R Us, and Target down here, and no sign yet. Anyone else seen any?

-MT

Although it already says in my sig,I think I'll clarify:

Toa Nuva:3/6
Makuta:3/6
Matoran:6/6
Titans:2/4
Vehicles:0/5

Sorry I haven't been posting lately,I just ended up thinking I had nothing to say and left. Nice to see 4-Mask's back.(Although it seems not so good at the same time.) And this whole "saving the house" thing finally puts my latest idea to use.(This is one that I plan to share with the other GS's(Except 4-Mask,I don't trust him.)But mainly you,I,and Hovoki. I'll explain it to you when you get back. Hopefully you'll understand what I'm talking about.)

As for your question,no. However,I'm going to the Lego store in Natick tommorow so I'll be keeping my eyes peeled despite the ridiculous prices.

And why they are not in where you are yet:Probably haven't been released in the area yet. Be patient,and they will come.

-Brenmac

On ideas for the comedy: Now that 4-Mask's back, how about MT turns TM good and they fight 4-Mask in the coffee mines like between the Jedi and Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace, with MT as Qui-Gon, TM as Obi-Wan, and 4-Mask as Darth Maul (But of course, MT doesn't really die)?

-Phantokamaster

[Maryland Terps]

I was planning to fit the battle idea right after Sonu, Brenmac, Phantokalord, and the rest took on 4 Mask's minions. If you want to know how the next chapter goes:

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «

The GSs begin fighting 4 Mask's matoran when 4 Mask intervenes and defeats them all except for Sonu. Sonu escapes with the copy of MT's mask and tells MT and Phantokamaster what's going on. The two head down to find 4 Mask....

I originally planned to have TM somehow intervene with that, but now that you volunteered to be the other guy, it works out fine.
(Note: If you didn't read the spoiler, you will have absolutely no clue what I'm talking about)
Chapter up tomorrow!

-MT

Unfortunately for me, I can't get a Mistika because
1) I can't find one, and even if I did
2) My parents wouldn't let me get one.
Anyway, how are we going to be able to hit 4-mask if we don't know where he is? Oh, well, we'll get him. Eventually.

OT: I finally got a fully poseable Master Chief action figure! I debated whether or not to get him or the ODST Spartan for a while (gave my family a headache in the process), but I chose the Chief in the end.

[Maryland Terps]

Chapter 213: Super Axonn!

And now, an excerpt from MT's Amazing, Unspeakably Awesome, blah blah blah, guide to the world. Entry: The Coffee Mines.

The Coffee Mines were created to mine coffee from the ground after a bit of a skirmish between MT and the Piraka. MT launched a bit to powerful of a blast and drenched the ground with coffee. It soaked into the ground and gave off high energy pulses. Recognizing coffee for it's potential as an energy source, Takadox, who was eventually followed by the other Barraki, entered the mines and began to enslave matoran with the Piraka's Zamor Spheres. Eventually, the mines were infiltrated by Toa, where MT met Mister Matoro for the very first time, and they encountered the Omega Turtle-a stuffed turtle infused with coffee, who nearly killed them. Takadox was defeated and captured, and the mines were left alone after that for a while.

But this was not the last time the mines would be used. On his first attempt at household domination, 4 Mask and his Matoran "friends" -PT, UT, and Ralph (Ralph was the first matoran of coffee, not Vecolity) took over the mines and made it their headquarters. Soon after though, Brenmac, MT, Phantokalord (then called Inikalord) Mister Matoro and some of the other GSs made their way into the coffee mines. They entered the control room, where 4 Mask tried to attack them, but couldn't because MT started a self-destruct countdown. While the GSs escaped with MT's mask of teleportation, 4 Mask was caught in the ensuing explosion and presumed to be dead, although he survived and went on to make several more attempts at ruling the house.

And so, the mines were relatively unused because of stories of what lurked down there after the explosion. Unused...until now.

Brenmac: Whoa! That was way too close!
Sonu: Are you sure this is the way Hovoki came?
Brenmac: Not anymore. Come on Sonu, keep firing back! How can 3 matoran be this much of a problem? I'd really hate to see what happens if there was a Toa of Coffee or something.
Tanma55: There is. He's the reason we're here, remember?
Phantokalord: How?
Tanma55: The contest, remember? We went for the Mistika?
Phantokalord: Yeah. And now we're here. Can we use that mask now?
Sonu: And risk being sent somewhere else, like halfway across the USA? I don't think so. (launches a fire blast at Ralph)
Ralph: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!- *FWWWOOOOOOSHH!!!!*
Sonu: Well, glad one's down.
(Ralph flips back up and nails Sonu with coffee laser)
Brenmac: Or not. (launches Midak Skyblaster)
Ralph: HHHYYYYYYPPPPPPEEEEERRRRRMMMMMOOOODDDDEEEEE!!!!!
Phantokalord: Oh no!!! Duck-
*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!*
Tanma55: Coffee....great. This stuff never comes out of my armor.
Phantokalord: I think he's down. The strain of using that much coffee knocked him out.
Brenmac: Let's hope the other two can't do that! I'm up to my neck in coffee!
Phantokalord: If this was coke I'd be in heaven.
Sonu: Save your wishing until your back on the couch with your Makuta slaves. That other matoran's glow-
UT: *WWHHHHAAAAMMMM!!!!*
Tanma55: He launched it...right into the hole in the ceiling. Why?
Phantokalord: Beats me. I got this other one though. (hits PT with an RPG)
PT: AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
Brenmac: Good. PT's down from the loss of coffee. Glad that battle's over.
Sonu: Only, it's not.
Brenmac: What?
Sonu: Why would he launch it into the air? Because he wanted to....come on, Brenmac.
Brenmac: Uh...let people see coffee up there?
Sonu: Exactly. And he would want to do that to-
Brenmac: Signal someone! Then-
Tanma55: -4 Mask's here.
4 Mask: Muhahahahaha!!!
Phantokalord: You got Phantokamaster, Takanuva, Brutaka, Vezon and probably lots others, but you won't get me!! (launches Midak Skyblaster)
4 Mask: (deflects the blast) No, I won't. However, he will.
Omega Turtle: BUH!!!
4 Mask: Now, who would you like to beat you senseless. Me, or the turtle?
Brenmac: I'll take the turtle. He smells better.
4 Mask: Oh good. You're first. (blasts Brenmac with coffee)
Brenmac: (dodges) Now, now, no reason to get angry. After all, I'm willing to go to the Wal-Mart and buy you some soap. You can use the shower.
Tanma55: Yeah, after all, clean a Rahkshi, save a nose.
4 Mask: Argh....
Tanma55: Well, go ahead and clean!
4 Mask: I'd much rather let Omega here clean your clock...
Tanma55: What?
4 Mask: I don't know. Anyways, look behind you.
Tanma55: Ok..OH NO-
Gadunka: Aknudag!!!! (slams Tanma55 into the floor 10 times)
Tanma55: .....
Phantokalord: Well, there goes the most expendable person.
Sonu: Why is he saying "Gadunka" backwards?
4 Mask: For some reason, when he was coffeeicated, he began to speak backwards.
Gadunka: Aknudag!!!! (tries to smash Brenmac)
Brenmac rolls out of the way and runs around Gadunka, cutting a hole in the floor.
Gadunka: Aknudag? Aknudag!!!! AKNUDAG!!!!!!!!!!!! (falls through the hole into some pool of coffee below)
4 Mask: Ah well, this is boring. (charges up his staff)
Brenmac, Phantokalord, & Sonu: Wha-
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!*
Brenmac, Phantokalord, & Sonu: .......
4 Mask: Three more coffeeicated people!! Omega, take them away!
Omega Turtle: Come on guys, we're going to Japan.
4 Mask: A little less away then that. (flies away)
Meanwhile, in the Toa Nuva08's treehouse....
Tahu Nuva08: This meeting of the 2008 Toa will come to order! As the leader of the Toa Nuva-
Kopaka Nuva08: Wait a minute, why are you the leader again?
Tahu Nuva08: You've been asking that question since 2001.
Kopaka Nuva08: I was bought just this Spring! You were "rescued" from Legoland later!
Tahu Nuva08: Oh. Well, I gave you the position of Deputy if you'd shut up, and you didn't keep your word, so now Gali's getting that job.
Gali Nuva08: YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY
Tahu Nuva08: On second thought, how about Pohatu?
Gali Nuva08: Nuts.
Tahu Nuva08: Ok, before we get started with this meeting does anyone have any announcements?
Lewa Nuva08: I do. If you don't give me the position of deputy, then I'll start doing the Lewa Nuva Jones thing.
Tahu Nuva08: IF you do that, then I'll shoot you with my blaster, and use the energy field to make you watch "wifeswap." How about that?
Lewa Nuva08: Point made. I'll stay Lewa.
Tahu Nuva08: Good. Anyone else?
Takanuva08: I do. During my trips through the alternate universes, I picked up some flyers for different comedies to visit.
Tahu Nuva08: We're supposed to be fighting the Makuta, not taking vacations.
Takanuva08: Well, these comedies are threatening to become the greatest ever.
Tahu Nuva08: WHAT?!?!
Takanuva08: It's true. Check out this one.
Visit "The Trio" home of the funniest theatre comedy on BZP.
Takanuva08: And this one. This is a pamphlet of Jaller and the Bula Berries factory.
Takanuva shows the Toa a pamphlet of "Jaller and the Bula Berries factory.
Takanuva08: That's what I just said!
Uh......
Takanuva08: Who just talked?
I mean, uh, Takanuva shows the Toa Nuva more pamphlets.
Takanuva08: I haven't started showing them more pamphlets yet!
Takanuva08 starts to become obsessed with coffee.
Takanuva08: No I'm not! I'm not obsessed with coffee! Now if you don't show yourself..
Takanuva08 shuts up.
Takanuva08: .....
Much better.
Somewhere else in the Coffee Mines...
Sonu: Wha-? Huh? Where am I?
Omega Turtle: Your coming with me.
Sonu: Ok. Why is my sword glowing brown?
Omega Turtle: You've been coffeeicated. You now have the ability to use coffee powers by entering "hypermode."
Sonu: All right then...like this?
Omega Turtle: No! Don't-
*BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!!!!*
Omega Turtle: ARGH!!! (stumbles backwards, stunned)
Brenmac: Huh? Oh my gosh...
Omega Turtle: CHARGE!!
Sonu: Oh no.
Brenmac: Here! Take the clone of MT's mask! Get help! Go!
Sonu: Right. (puts the mask on and disappears)
Omega Turtle: Grrr...
Brenmac: Yay! He escaped!
Omega Turtle: You won't, though.
Brenmac: Uh oh. (wakes up Tanma55 and Phantokalord) RUN!!!
Upstairs...
Phantokamaster: Ok, so here's the plan. We'll get Brutaka first, then-
Axonn: What about me?
MT: What about you?
Axonn: Well, I've been "coffeeicated" too, but haven't gone crazy yet, and I'd like to help.
Phantokamaster: Cool. We're going to-
(Sonu appears)
Sonu: Help! Coffee mines, Omega Turtle, go!! (falls down unconscious)
Axonn: Uh oh! This isn't a job for just anyone! This is a job for... (opens a dresser drawer and begins throwing clothes out)
MT: For....
Axonn: for....
Phantokamaster: Uh, MT, you might want to move.
MT: Why-(gets knocked down by a heavy jacket Axonn threw out of the dresser)
Axonn: Here it is! My cape! SUPER AXONN!!!!
MT: Good. Your first mission is to get me out of this stupid coat.
Axonn: Oops. Sorry.
Meanwhile...
Hovoki: Guys! I'm back! (parks the car) Guys?
Roodaka: Where have you been?
Hovoki: I helped the Toa Nuva08 win a huge battle on a freeway with cops chasing us over the Makuta!
Roodaka: Mm-hmm.
Sidorak: Where's he been, honey?
Roodaka: Well, from what I can tell, he's been taking some kind of drugs or something.
Hovoki: WHAT?!?!
Roodaka: Yeah, and he-(gets blown away by a blast of coffee)
Hovoki: WHOA. I think we had a dam of coffee and it burst.
TM: Muhahaha!!!
Hovoki: You look...different.
TM: Well, I had a run in with a...colorful...Vezon. Apparently he controlled coffee. When I woke up, I had that power too. Now I can control both regular and decaf coffee. Only two problems.
Hovoki: Share them with someone who cares.
TM: Oh, you do care, or will soon. My colors and shape begin to change, because I used to look exactly like MT, and now I look like a Mistika without jets or a mask, and in the fight my mask got stolen, so now I'm using this mask of shadows I stole from Makuta.
Hovoki: Well then, I guess I have to battle you.
TM: You have to?
Hovoki: Well, what I mean is I believe I am going to have to fight you.
TM: Oh. Well, what I meant was that when you meant that you thought you had to battle me, I meant to question that statement.
Hovoki: Ok. What I meant then, was that I meant I believed you meant I meant I believed I had to battle you, and then you meant to question me by meaning to...wait, what?
TM: No clue. Let's get started fighting.
Hovoki: Good. (blasts TM with a wave of Sprite) That's something I know I understand how to do.

Next chapter... MT, Phantokamaster, and Super Axonn invade the coffee mines, along with the Takanuva's mission to destroy the other comedies competing with this one, and the Hovoki-TM battle. And...what Mister Matoro and Sub Zero have been doing all this time.

-MT

[MisterMatoro]

More coffeeicated people? Oh no, the epidemic is spreading! Great chapter, MT.

[Maryland Terps]

Thanks, Mister Matoro. Here's a link to the 17th chapter of the Bionicles Try to Run a Nation.

-MT

Oh, no. I've been coffeeicated? I don't even like coffee!

[Maryland Terps]

Lots of people don't even like coffee, and they don't complain. Of course, you don't like subs either, so you don't have any ground to stand on at all.

And I believe this is my longest chapter ever. Of course, about a third of the chapter is made up of a song, so it may not be that impressive. Enjoy.


Chapter 214: Devour!! (the Narrator)

Phantokamaster: I guess we're here.
Super Axonn: Now it is my time to be the hero! This way! I can see the doorway to the-
*WHAP!!!!*
Super Axonn: Stupid sliding glass door.
MT: (opens the door) I really do wish you would take that cape off.
Super Axonn: Never! I am the hero! You are the partner!
Phantokamaster: Ok.
Super Axonn: Yeah, I get a kick out of being the hero.
MT: You're gonna get a kick you aren't looking for.
Super Axonn: What?
MT: Oh, nothing.
Phantokamaster: Come on guys. We have to hurry.
In the living room....
Mr. Matoro: So, this is the living room, where we-(stops and sees Hovoki and TM fighting)
MM's Tahu Nuva08: Whoa. Hey, is that-
Hovoki's Gorast: A Toa! Attack!!
MM's Tahu Nuva08: Kill the Makuta!!!
(The GS's Tahu and Gorast get into a fight)
Tahu Nuva08: Ok, so then I'll (stops and gapes and seeing himself and Gorast fight)
Takanuva08: Did you have a twin or something?
Tahu Nuva08: Uh, hey, why am I fighting Gorast?
MM's Tahu Nuva08: What? Hey, you're me!
Takanuva08: Not anymore. (uses coffee to fuse the GSs Mistika together)
Tahu Nuva08: That's not nice. I liked myself, you know.
Takanuva08: Yeah, yeah. So what exactly am I supposed to do now that you've brought me here alone?
Tahu Nuva08: Well, we need you to travel through alter-
Takanuva08: -nate universes? Not interested.
Tahu Nuva08: No, you're going on a trip through the BZP Comedies. You must defeat all those who lay claim to being the greatest.
Takanuva08: So, hold on, even if there's an alternate you in these comedies, you want me to kill them?
Tahu Nuva08: No. I want you to bring them back here, and I'll have a very thorough discussion with them about who's the real Tahu Nuva.
Takanuva08: I think the original Tahu Nuva wanted have the same discussion with you.
Tahu Nuva08: Yeah, yeah. Now go.
Takanuva08: How am I supposed to travel?
Tahu Nuva08: Well, don't tell anyone this, but we stole Brutaka's very interestingly colored mask. Looks like a rainbow.
Takanuva08: That's because it is. You're holding one of those Lucky Charms.
Tahu Nuva08: Oh. Maybe that's why Brutaka didn't seem to care about what I was stealing. Oh well, maybe we can make it work. How does the guy do it in the commercial?
Takanuva08: I think he slams it into the ground while yelling "Lucky Charm!"
Tahu Nuva08: Oooookkkkk.... (looks at the cereal piece, to Takanuva, and back to the cereal piece) Well, here goes. Lucky Charms!!! (throws the charm at the ground)
Tarast(Tahu+Gorast)t, TM, and Hovoki stare at Tahu and Takanuva.
Takanuva08: Maybe you didn't say it loud enough.
Tahu Nuva08: Maybe you're right. I'll try again.
(Just then, Hovoki uses the copy of the Mask of Teleportation to try and teleport TM to another dimension. TM deflects the blast and sends it at Takanuva)
Tahu Nuva08: Here we go. LUCKY CHARMS!!!
Blast from the mask of teleportation: *FWOOOOOOOM!!!*
Tahu Nuva08: I knew it would work if I said it loud enough! It worked! It worked!
Tarast: Huh? (begins lumbering toward Tahu thinking "meal")
Tahu Nuva08: Uh-oh. That's not good. It wants to eat me.
Now wait a minute, you don't know that.
Tahu Nuva08: Yes I do.
Not in the real story, you don't.
Tahu Nuva08: I just read it! I know what I know!
Nooo...in the comedy, you don't know what the narrator says.
Tahu Nuva08: Maybe in the comedy I do, but this ain't no stinkin' comedy! This is real life! Right?
*Sigh* We'll go discuss your grammar and theories about life later. For now, say your lines.
Tahu Nuva08: Oh, right. Uh....there's nothing here.
Then make something up!
Tahu Nuva08: Allll right. Hey, big, ugly, fat, dripping with lard-
Tarast: ROAR!!!
Tahu Nuva08: Maybe I should of left the think about the lard off.
Tarast: Grr....
Tahu Nuva08: You like coffee, right? There's a Toa of Coffee over there. Go attack him.
Tarast: (lumbers off in pursuit of TM)
Tahu Nuva08: Yes!
Tarast: ROAR!!!!
TM: AAAAHHHHH!!! ....
Tarast: *slurp slurp* BLLEEEECH!!!!
Oh no. You didn't tell him to go attack TM, did you? It's DECAF coffee.
Tahu Nuva08: I know. I just wanted a head start, that's all. Maybe this thing has Brutaka's problem with stairs, or something.
Tarast: ROAR!!!
Tahu Nuva08: Uh, I'll figure something out. (runs)
2nd chapter in a row this has happened...
Back in the coffee mines...
MT: This way!
(Darth Maul music plays)
Phantokamaster: *GASP!!* It's a set of doors! What's behind them!
*crickets*
Phantokamaster: I SAID, IT'S A SET OF DOORS!!! WHAT'S BEHIND THEM!!
*more crickets*
Phantokamaster: Stupid props person. You just had to go with the cheapest one, didn't you?!
MT: Sorry.
Uh, well, get back to the amazing battle when we get the door unstuck. For now, you can listen to the song "Devour" by Shinedown.
*AHEM!* Band members, ready?
Band members: Yep!
And a 1. And a 2. And a 3. And a 4. And a-
Lead singer: HURRY UP!!!
Right. Ready, set, snow! Naw, just kidding. Ready, set, GROW!! Ok, this times real, ready-
(300 pound drummer rolls up his sleeves and pops his knuckles)
Uh...GO!!!

Take it and take it and take it and take it and take it all
Take it and take it and take it until you take us all
Smash it and crash it and thrash it and trash it
You're only toys
Try it you'll like it don't hide it don't fight it, just let it out
Steal and shoot it and kill it or take another route
Take it and take it and take it
You know they're only toys

Devour Devour
Suffocate your own empire
Devour Devour
It’s your final hour

Devour Devour
Stolen like a foreign soul
Devour Devour
What a way to-

Excuse me, but we've got the doors unstuck now. You're all finished.
Band: Awww...
Anyways, now we go to the coffee mines, where the door is open. Well, it actually isn't open, but Phantokamaster got really mad and beat the Props manager into the door until it broke, so we'll probably have to bring our band in sometime in the future while MT gets another prop person.

Oh, and while we're on the topic, are any of you good with props? No...?
Oh well. Anyways....
Phantokamaster: *Gasp!* It's a set of doors! Or it was until I knocked them down! I was wondering what was behind them, until I knocked them down, and now I see a prop person I hung from the ceiling.
MT: Move this way.
Phantokamaster: It's 4 Mask.
MT: Aaaannnddd...?
Phantokamaster: So, it's 4 Mask. What do we do with him-
Lightbulb over Phantokamaster's head: *DING!*
Phantokamaster: Oooohhhh....
MT: Get it now?
Phantokamaster: Yep.
MT: You know what we're doing?
Phantokamaster: Yep.
MT: Good.
Phantokamaster: We're standing here looking at 4 Mask.
MT: *slaps forehead* We're supposed to fight him!
Phantokamaster: Oh yeah! Why can't "Super Axonn" do it?
MT: Our "superhero" was defeated by that door that you knocked over. It fell on him.
Phantokamaster: Ok. Let's go fight him.
Battle sounds: *BAM!!* *BANG!!* *WHAM!!* *POW!!* *CRASH!!* *SLAM!!!* *WHAP!!!*
Wow. Listening to them fight is boring. How about we finish up our song now? Ready band!
Band: Ready!
Drummer's knuckles: *POP!* *POP!*
Right. 1, 2, 1 2 3 GO!!

You want it you want it you want it
Well here it is
Everything everything everything
Isn't so primitive

Take it and take it and take it and take it and take it all
Nobody nobody wants to feel like this
Nobody nobody wants to live like this
Nobody nobody wants a war like this

Devour Devour
Suffocate your own empire
Devour Devour
It's your final hour

Devour Devour
Stolen like a foreign soul
Devour Devour
What a way to go
What a way to go

Diving down
Round and round
Diving down
Round and round

Devour Devour
Suffocate your own empire
Devour Devour
It's your final hour

Devour Devour
Stolen like a foreign soul
Devour Devour
What a way to go

Devour Devour
Suffocate your own empire
Devour Devour
It's your final hour

Devour Devour
Stolen like a foreign soul
Devour Devour
What a way to go
What a way to go

Thank you, thank you. Now, the battle's probably close to over, so let's check it out.
4 Mask: Ha! *stab*
MT: Ow! Ow! I've been stabbed! Bad 4 Mask! *PUNCH!!*
4 Mask: Ow! I only faked stabbed you! We're supposed to be acting like Star Wars episode 1! You fall down and die! I faked stabbed you because we needed the audience to believe I had really stabbed you!
MT: Well, some job of fake stabbing! That hurt!
4 Mask: That hurt? Pansy!
MT: Who are you calling a pansy?! *POW!*
4 Mask: Ow! I'm calling you a pansy! *WHAM!*
Phantokamaster: (pulls a lawn chair and a glass of soda out of thin air) I think I'll sit back and watch this!
MT: Oh yeah? *BAM!*
4 Mask: Yeah! *PUNCH!*
MT: Yeah? *BANG!*
4 Mask: Yeah! *CLINK!*
MT: Yeah? *SLAM!!*
4 Mask: No! I'm sorry! I'm not an actor! Forgive me!! (breaks down in tears)
MT: It's ok. Phantokamaster, what are you doing? Get over here!
Phantokamaster: I'm watching you! This is a lot better than that stupid script that was written for this.
4 Mask: Hey! I wrote that script!
Phantokamaster: Well then you suck at writing scripts!
4 Mask: How dare you say that..
Phantokamaster: Uh oh. (begins running around the giant pit modeled after the end of the lightsaber battle in episode 1)
4 Mask: Get back here! (begins chasing him)
MT: You know what? I think I do like this even better. (pulls his own lawn chair and glass of soda out of mid-air, along with a straw hat)
Phantokamaster: (still running) it is fair and just! All I got was a lawn chair and a drink! You got a hat!
MT: Then go live in your own comedy!
Phantokamaster: I will! (opens a portal to "The Bionicles Try to Run a Hotel" and jumps in)
4 Mask: Get back here! (follows him)
MT: Whoa. Now I just have to find Brenmac, Phantokalord, and Tanma55.
Omega Turtle: Buh!
MT: Notice YOU were not on that list!. (runs)
Omega Turtle: Hey! Stop thief!
MT: I'm not a thief!
Omega Turtle: Well, get back here anyways!
MT: No! (teleports him to another comedy)
Omega Turtle: Nooooo....
MT: Victory is mine!!
300 pound drummer: Hey, are you the one that hired that stupid narrator?
MT: Yeah..why?
Drummer: Well, he began to annoy me, so I knocked him out.
MT: Oh.
Drummer: Thought you just might want to know. Oh, and some weird creature is tearing around the house chasing some dark red Bionicle with a mohawk on his mask and a propeller thingy. All right, I'm out of here. (walks away)
MT: On second thought, I may just stay down here.

-MT

[Maryland Terps]

Does this mean every Nocturn constantly raids his owners fridge?

More than likely.

-MT

[Maryland Terps]

It finally works! And now the 20 beatings are mine to give!
Tahu Mistika

Yay me. Thank god Poptart didn't participate. He had a Krika about a month before I got Tahu.

Now....where's 4 Mask?

-MT

[Inikalord]

1 Question, Who is Mistikalord??? Me Mistika-tised or another Gs

[Maryland Terps]

You are. So far, MT, Mister Matoro, Sub Zero, Vecolity, you, Brenmac, Sonu, and Tanma55 have been Mistikaized.

Look at all my pretty masks. I like the Tahu one best.

Happy 7th anniversary to BZP.

One more thing: All the pictures of Tahu that I showed earlier work now.

Chapter 218: Phantokamaster saves the Downstairs

Phantokamaster: Well, I'm at the top of the elevator. Through this hall, there's another door, and...another big room.
(Phantokamaster steps out into a circular shaped room with pillars surrounding a 15 foot radius around the middle of the room)
Phantokamaster: Well, the door locked behind me, and the other two doors are locked as well, so I guess that means we go through the one on the opposite side of the-
Force Field: VROOOM!
Phantokamaster: -room.
4 Mask: (steps into the room) So there you are. I'm gonna kill you for making fun of my script. As soon as I figure out how to get inside that force field. What trap did you trigger now?
Phantokamaster: The 4 Mask trap. I have to listen to you boring me to death.
4 Mask: I'll bet you wouldn't say that if that force field wasn't surrounding you.
Phantokamaster: I bet I would.
4 Mask: Wouldn't!
Phantokamaster: Would!
4 Mask: Ok, you know what? Just do prove it. I'm gonna find some way to turn the force field off.
Phantokamaster: I think it just might have something to do with that button that says "force field: off."
4 Mask: Oh, come on. Do you really think it would be that easy?
Phantokamaster: Yes....
4 Mask: Well, it isn't. I know security systems inside and out, and I'll bet one hundred bucks that this one isn't like that.
Phantokamaster: Then push it and find out.
4 Mask: Fine! (push)
Force Field: VROOOM! (deactivates)
4 Mask: Well, I just lost a hundred bucks.
(4 Mask and Phantokamaster begin to fight)
In the flooded downstairs.....
Hydraxon: No. You're not going anywhere.
Hahli Mahri: How did we run into this guy again?
Kongu Mahri: Uh, well, we were swimming, and met this guy along with his toy robot.
Maxilos: Hey! I was once inhabited my Makuta, you know!
Hewkii Mahri: Good for you.
Maxilos: Now I'm stuck on guard duty playing fetch with Fido here.
Hydraxon: His name is Spinax!!!
Spinax: Woof!
Maxilos: Well, I think "Spinax" sounds too original. I mean, think about Fido. Who ever uses that name?
Hydraxon: *growl*
Jaller Mahri: Hey, Hydraxon! Look! See the Barraki? See him? Go get him! (picks up Pridak and throws him across the room)
Hydraxon: Spinax, go get Pridak!
Spinax: ....
Hydraxon: Come on, buddy!
Spinax: ....
Maxilos: Allow me. Fido, go fetch!
Spinax: Woof! Woof!
Pridak: Get off me, you mangy mutt!
Maxilos: See?
Hydraxon:*grumble*
Nuparu Mahri: Glad to see you guys. Let's get out of here.
(The 6 Mahri escape...and run into...)
Nocturn: Me smell it.
Jaller Mahri: What do you smell?
Kongu Mahri: His breath, for one..
Nocturn: Me smell Hydraxon. Me want eat Hydraxon.
Hahli Mahri: Fine. Hydraxon's in that room. Go get supper.
Nocturn: Thank you. All the food in the fridge ees too soggy. Me and Gadunka-
Hahli Mahri: You mean, Gadunka and I...
Nocturn: Don't you correct me! Me was grammar teacher of the year -14 years running! (swims away)
Jaller Mahri: Weird. Let's go.
Elsewhere....
Takanuva08: Where are the Barraki? I heard they took Manhattan.
Guard: They did. But you are not allowed to see them.
Takanuva08: Fine. How much are tickets?
Guard: Tickets...?
Takanuva08: Yeah. You know, the little things you buy and you use them to get into things like games or concerts..
Guard: We don't sell.."tickets" to see Mayor Pridak.
Takanuva08: Fine. You're really testing my patience. Let me through, or I'll blow a hole through that wall with your head.
Guard: (begins laughing at Takanuva08)
Takanuva08: Fine, don't say I didn't warn you.
*SMASH!!!!*
Everyone inside: *Gasp!*
Takanuva08: (climbs through) What? Haven't you ever seen a Bionicle knock a guard through a window? Now, where are the Barraki?
Later....
Takadox: Um, Pridak?
Pridak: Yes?
Takadox: There's a Toa storming toward your office, who seems to have taken out Kalmah, Mantax, and 40 guards. He's armed with a pack of grenades, a taser, and a machine gun.
Pridak: Where's Ehlek and Carapar?
Takadox: They stole a Corvette and got out of here as fast as possible, only to be caught by the police.
Pridak: Fine then. I guess it's just me and you left.
Takadox: Actually, I'm going to go jump out this window. Goodbye, Pridak.
*SMASH!!*
Pridak: All right, then I guess it's just me.
(Pridak hears screams of people being assaulted by Takanuva08)
Pridak: And then it can be nobody. (jumps out the window) Waaaiiiiittttt ffffooooorrrrr mmmmmeeeeeee...
Takanuva08: (bursts in) Where's Pridak?
*crickets*
Takanuva08: WHERE'S PRIDAK!?!?
Police: Open up in there! We have flame throwers!
Takanuva08: Oh no. (puts the alternate MT's mask on) Time to go.
At another comedy and house....
MT: Well, here are all the guys he captured. I was beginning to wonder where all our Vahki went.
Vorzakh: Free me!
MT: Fine. (unleashes a coffee blast, freeing them all)
Vahki: Free! Free! Overrun the house!
Kid: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Vecolity: We rule the house now!
Much later, when the kid's parents get back...
Kids Mom: AAAHHH!!! BILLY!!! WHY ARE ALL THE BIONICLES ON THE FLOOR-
Nuurahk's staff: VROOOM!!!
(The Nuurahk's staff power is to force someone to obey a single command)
Nuurahk: Go tie yourself up.
Kid's Mom: Yes, master.
Back at the Bionicles house...
Mr. Matoro: Mission accomplished!
Tahu Nuva: What happened? Where are all the Bionicles that were there?
MT: *shrug* They took over the house.
Tahu Nuva: They did WHAT?!?
Vecolity: You heard him right.
Tahu Nuva: Do you know what this means?
(silence)
Tahu Nuva: Do you?!?
(more silence)
Tahu Nuva: I SAID...
Sub Zero: No. We-don't-know-what-it-means.
Tahu Nuva: It means there will be lawsuits, legal procedures, courts, and more than that, there will be parties!!! (begins dancing wildly and cannonballs into the water flooding the downstairs)
Mr. Matoro: Oooookkkk.
Elsewhere....
Phantokamaster: Hmm. This battle is turning out to be pretty even. But if I use my shapeshifting powers...
(4 Mask blinks, and when he looks again..)
4 Mask: Oh my gosh!! Phantokamaster just turned into a Kardas Dragon!!! RUN!!!!!
And now you all have learned an important lesson on why you should always make sure you blink at a appropriate time.
Phantokamaster: Yay! (continues on and finds a spaceship) Double Yay! Now I can leave!
Engine: PPPBBBTTT!!!
Phantokamaster: Double darn. It's out of gas. I wonder if it runs on an alternate fuel source.(looks at gas cap) "Runs on coffee infused Rahkshi." Well, that's a lot of help now!!! I wonder if it starts on coffee alone..(uses coffeeicated powers to try and start the vehicle).
Phantokamaster: Hmm. Doesn't seem to be working. (climbs inside) I wonder if the gas peddle does-
(as soon as Phantokamaster's foot touches the peddle, the ship rockets away)
Phantokamaster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS CRAZY!!
Ship's computer: Hello. My name is-
Phantokamaster: Tell me how to get to Earth!!!
Computer: I can do that. (goes even faster towards Earth)
5 minutes later....
Ship: Here you go! (drops Phantokamaster out of a hole in the floor)
Phantokamaster: Hey, what!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING-
*WHAM!!!!* (runs into one of Karzahni's cardboard decoys in the pool)
Phantokamaster: Hmmph. I want a nice cup of soda, a warm pizza, and a-(opens the backdoor)
WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!! (all the water in the downstairs comes out through the back door)
Phantokamaster: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *SPLASH!!!!!* (spits out water). NOTICE A TIDAL WAVE WAS NOT ON THAT LIST!!!
Later, upstairs....
Tahu: Hey, the downstairs isn't flooded anymore! What happened?
Phantokamaster: I opened the back door.
Tahu: Yay! You de-flooded the house!
Phantokamaster: I did?! Yay!
Brenmac: Which is good, because our great adaptable armor froze up and stopped letting us breath water in the coffee mines when we were at least half a mile away from air.
Poptart: There's only one way to celebrate this!!!
Hovoki: And it's not a pie party.
Poptart: Aww....

-MT

Nice chapter. There are new chapters to my comedies (links are in my sig). How about 4-Mask and I battle on moving vehicles next? 4-Mask could be on the Jetrax and I could be on the Axalara (they would be being piloted by the drivers that they came with).

-Phantokamaster

[Maryland Terps]

I have run out of ideas. Send guest ones, please!

-MT

[MisterMatoro]

Knowledge Tower seeds? I think Carapar and Nocturn could use some of those.

P.S.: Action? I have an idea. I'll send it to you via PM.

[Maryland Terps]

Maybe Brenmac will unveil his plan eventually. Until then, we wait and watch for something exciting to happen.
..
..
Food fight, anyone?

Hopefully Mister Matoro's idea will be good. Haven't got it yet.

Off-topic: Yay! All my comedies are hot topics now!

Anyways, the committee here at "The Bionicles Try to Run a House" which includes, MT, myself, I, me, and other way you can refer to me, is now starting to recommend comedies. Comedy recommendation #1: The Trio, which I used earlier to draw the alternate MT from and one of Takanuva08's destinations on his trip through alternate comedies. It is surprisingly funny, and, similarly to this one, has never got much attention outside of it's loyal readers (which for this comedy would be Phantokamaster, Mister Matoro, Brenmac, Sonu, Hovoki, and occasionally 4 Mask, Inikalord, Tanma55 or someone of the likes will post)


EDIT: I have conquered Makuta!! Yay! Love this stick...

Chapter 222: Cordak Roulette

Somewhere in the interdimensional rift between comedies on BZPower, a portal quickly opened and closed. Four figures quietly walked down the streets, searching for the one thing to fill their need. At last, they spotted it. There it was, just a few blocks further.

Dominos Pizza.

A day earlier, this had been the site of one of the world's most successful pizza chain restaurants in the nation. Now, it was..well, one of the world's most successful pizza chain restaurants in the nation. Just with a little bit of an employee shifting.

Tahu: Welcome to Dominos Pizza! Hey, you look a lot like-
Toa: -you. Yes. I believe we are closely related.
Tahu: Great! My name is Toa Tahu. And you are?
Toa: Toa Tafu.
Tahu: Tafu?
Tafu: Yes. I am a Toa of Pizza.
Tahu: I know what you are...YOU'RE A CHEAP RIPOFF OF ME!! YOU'RE A FAKE!! A PHONY!! YOU'RE A BIG, FAT, PHONY!!
Tafu: Quiet down unless you want Fox Network to sue us.
Tahu: YOU'RE A GREAT, BIG, PHONY!! HEY, EVERYONE, LOOK OVER-
*POW!!*
Tahu: Ow! What was that for?
Tafu: SHUT UP!! I am not a phony!
Tahu: Oh yeah? Then how do you explain that you only exist in one comedy?
Tafu: Because..well...
Tahu: You're a phony, that's why! (burns Tafu down)
Jello: *Gasp!* Look what he did to Tafu!
Tahu: There's MORE?!?
Kokakola: AAAAATTTTTTTAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!
Tahu: Visorak, take them down!
Later...
Tafu: Good riddance! I hope that place fails within a week!!
Kokakola: You know, there IS something we could do to help it along.
Tafu: Really?
One day later...
Tahu: *Yawn!* Good nights sleep on the cash register. Well, time to start work. (stares and gapes at the building across the street)
Tahu: What....happened? Where did that business come from?
Visorak: I don't know. It just appeared overnight.
Tahu: Weird. Wait a minute, you can't talk.
Visorak: Oops. I mean *chitter*
Tahu: That's better. But who would...TAFU!!!!
In the newly created knowledge tower, now serving as the Toa Nuva08's base....
Phantokamaster: I know 4 Mask came this way...
4 Mask: Over here!
Phantokamaster: Wha-? WHOA!! (dodges as 4 Mask in his newly hijacked Jetrax attempts to run over him)
Vehicle Lewa: Come on!
Phantokamaster: What?
Vehicle Lewa: We're taking the Axalara and going after them!
Phantokamaster: Ok. So where do I ride?
Vehicle Lewa: On the front!
Phantokamaster: Is it safe? I don't see any seat belt...
Vehicle Lewa: Uh...(takes off with Phantokamaster hanging on for dear life) No.
Phantokamaster: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Vehicle Lewa: Get up and start shooting at them! We're leaving the knowledge tower now!
Phantokamaster: And beginning the end of my life!
Vehicle Lewa: What? Why?
Phantokamaster: Oh, let's just say I've had bad experiences before riding on flying vehicles going at 60 mph chasing another flying vehicle going at 60 mph with a deranged Rahkshi attempting to blast my head off.
Vehicle Lewa: Well, you're a shapeshifter. Why don't you do something about that?
Phantokamaster: All right... (shapeshifts into a miniature army trooper holding an AK-47 (type of machine gun)
*BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!!!!*
Vehicle Lewa: That wasn't what I meant.
Phantokamaster/Army Trooper: Aww....(shapeshifts back into his usual form)
Vehicle Lewa: We're pulling alongside them now!
4 Mask: What? What are you-
Phantokamaster: Die 4 Mask!!!
To be continued...
Audience: BOO!! BOO!!!
Sorry, but I
(Random audience member pulls out and cocks a shotgun)
Uh, I mean, back to the story.
Phantokamaster: Die, 4 Mask!!!
You already said that.
Phantokamaster: So? Can't I say it more than once?
Yeah, if you want to be redundant.
Phantokamaster: Well, I do. Die, 4 Mask! (shapeshifts into TM and begins blasting 4 Mask with decaf coffee, rapidly dropping 4 Mask's caffeine levels)
4 Mask: Losing...too...much...energy...
Vehicle Antroz: Fire the Midak Skyblasters! (launches a Midak Skyblaster into Phantokamaster)
Phantokamaster/TM: Hey! (loses concentration, freeing 4 Mask from his caffeine drain)
4 Mask: Now you will die, TM!! (sends a coffee bolt at Phantokamaster/TM)
Phantokamaster/TM: It's not as easy as that. (shapeshifts into MT and absorbs the coffee)
4 Mask: What? Since when did TM learn how to shapeshift?
Phantokamaster/MT: He never did. (switches from MT, to Takanuva, to Lewa Nuva08, and begins launching his Midak Skyblaster rapid fire)
4 Mask: (does the matrix and dodges all 4 while singing "Father Abraham")
Phantokamaster/Lewa: That was the most random thing in this comedy. Ever.
4 Mask: And I, oh darn, I forgot my lines.
Phantokamaster/Lewa: Here. (throws him a card)
4 Mask: And now, I will defeat you! Also, Phantokamaster is the awesomest person ever, wait a minute..
Vehicle Lewa: *BONK!!* That's not in his script!
Phantokamaster: Ow! (shoves him roughly into the pilot's seat) Keep on the controls, or we're going to-
*BBBBBBBBBAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!*
Phantokamaster:- crash.
4 Mask: Ow...
In the downstairs bedroom...
Jaller Mahri: Kongu, Hewkii, what are you doing?
Kongu Mahri: Playing Cordak Roulette!
Jaller Mahri: Cordak Roulette?
Hewkii Mahri: Yeah! You play it like the Russian version! See, you load one cordak rocket into the blaster, spin it around, aim the blaster at your head, and fire!
(nothing happens)
Hewkii Mahri: And then you load two in and do it again.
(nothing happens
Hewkii Mahri: And then three.
*BAM!!!!*
Hewkii Mahri: And then you go find wherever your head went a reattach it.
Jaller Mahri: A rather morbid game, I would say.
Kongu Mahri: So far, I've never lost!
Hewkii Mahri: Yeah. He's even put in 6 rockets and hasn't lost!
Jaller Mahri: Wait a minute. 6 places to put rockets, 6 rockets, equals a 100% chance of losing. How in the world did you win that?
Kongu Mahri: I'm simply amazing.
Jaller Mahri: Either that or the biggest cheater of all time.
Kongu Mahri: Oh yeah? Let's see you put in 6 Cordak rockets, shoot it, and see if you still have your head!!
Jaller Mahri: Ok. (loads his Cordak Blaster, and launches it at Kongu)
*BAM!!!*
Kongu Mahri: Hey! My head! Jaller, you big cheater...
Jaller Mahri: You never said WHERE I had to shoot it.
Hewkii Mahri: Found my head! (attaches Kongu's head)
Kongu's head: You moron! This isn't your head!
Jaller Mahri: *sigh*
Back outside...
Phantokamaster: Ow...my head...
4 Mask: So it was you who was shapeshifting!!
Phantokamaster: Yep. (shapeshifts into a Kardas Dragon) And now you're going to die.
4 Mask: Uh-oh. RUN!!!
(4 Mask runs a few feet before getting blasted into unconsciousness by Phantokamaster/Kardas)
Phantokamaster/Kardas: (shapeshifts back into his normal state) This is payback for the coffeeication thing. (picks up 4 Mask and heads towards the nearest duct-tape dispenser)
Back in the Toa Nuva08's knowledge tower...
Lewa Nuva08: Hey, where'd our vehicles go?
Gali Nuva08: What?
Lewa Nuva08: The vehicles that we quick-fly on! They're lost-missing!
Gali Nuva08: I don't know. We better tell Tahu!!
Back at the Dominos, the two Restaurants, Dominos Pizza, and Tafu's Pizza, are on the verge of war.
Tahu: All right Visorak. We are going to attack at the-
*knock knock!*
Tahu: Yes? Come in!
Person: Uh, yeah, is this place still open?
Tahu: It most certainly is. However, there has been a bit of a...change in the management.
Person: Fine with me. I'd like a large pepperoni pizza.
Tahu: Ok. Here you go sir.
Person: Um...this one is being eaten by a plastic spider.
Tahu: Oh, sorry about that. Well, how about this one?
Person: That has a cocoon in it!
Tahu: So sorry sir. Visorak, stop making cocoons in the pizza!
Person: You know what? You're service is terrible. I'm going to that Tafu's Pizza place across the street.
(A metal barricade slams shut over the door)
Tahu: Bad answer.
Person: Uh, I mean...
Tahu: Here's a question. How many Visorak will it take to make a cocoon for a human?
Person: Why do you ask?
Tahu: *slaps forehead* Visorak, you know what to do.
Back at the house....
Phantokamaster: Where are you going?
Mr. Matoro: We're leaving.
Brenmac: Yeah. Life is too dangerous around here.
Sonu: We'll probably see you within the next month.
Phantokamaster: Where will you go?
Hovoki: We'll see. What are you doing with 4 Mask?
Phantokamaster: Looking for the duct-tape.
Hovoki: Last I knew MT had it upstairs. Said something about keeping Hewkii's and Kongu's Cordak blasters out of reach.
Phantokamaster: Thanks! (shapeshifts into Kopaka Nuva08 and flies up the stairs)
Brutaka: So that's how I could solve my stairs problem...

To be continued, if the audience doesn't kill me.

-MT

This post has been edited by Maryland Terps: Jul 29 2008, 12:55 PM

Woohoo, I finally defeated 4-Mask!!!!!!!!!!
4-Mask: Or did you?
BTW...I have Tahu Mistika!!!!!
Also, you called Tafu a Toa. He seems to have a hard enough time being a Tofu.

-Phantokamaster

[Maryland Terps]

Woohoo, I finally defeated 4-Mask!!!!!!!!!!
4-Mask: Or did you?
BTW...I have Tahu Mistika!!!!!
Also, you called Tafu a Toa. He seems to have a hard enough time being a Tofu.

-Phantokamaster

Well, it would be sort of hard to explain what a "Tofu" is to the readers here.

-MT

[MisterMatoro]

I will also be going away for the weekend. In fact, I won't be back until August 10th. I probably won't have internet access during the time that I'm away so don't be suprised if I don't reply to any new chapters.

On topic: Good chapter, but why are the guest stars still in the house? Didn't we decide to leave in the last chapter?

Good thing I'm not going away for the weekend.

However,I'll be going to K-Mart tommorow to get my first Mistika. I'm not sure which one I should get. (Although I'm thinking Bitil)

-Brenmac

i think ive found gali and krika! ill see if i can snag them.

[Maryland Terps]

I will also be going away for the weekend. In fact, I won't be back until August 10th. I probably won't have internet access during the time that I'm away so don't be suprised if I don't reply to any new chapters.

On topic: Good chapter, but why are the guest stars still in the house? Didn't we decide to leave in the last chapter?

Bye, both of you. The GSs are still in the house because they haven't left yet. And it isn't all of the GSs. Only you, Brenmac, Sonu, Tanma55, Hyperion, Hovoki, Mistikalord, 7-Up, Sub Zero, Protorahk, Poptart and Iranu are going. Me, Phantokamaster and Vecolity are staying to go after 4 Mask (although we'll probably catch up later) and the others, well, they're doing whatever.

And as I wrote that, I just realized how many GSs that is. I'm gonna see if I can remember how many we have.
Mister Matoro
Brenmac
Sonu
Phantokamaster
Inikalord(now Mistikalord)
4 Mask
Tanma55
Hyperion
Hovoki
7-Up
Protorahk
Poptart
Iranu
UT
PT
Ralph the Hyper Matoran


Any others? (Sorry if I left yours off the list)

Hey, Phantokamaster, do you want me do to the same thing that happens to formerly Inikalord? You know, change the name from Phantokamaster to Mistikamaster, and then (Whatever the 2009 sets are called)master?

Lastly, sorry this chapter has taken forever to get up, but it's sort of a marathon chapter.

Chapter 224: Texas, Florida, and a Stolen Bus

Brenmac: Mister Matoro! Come on!
Mr. Matoro: But, the..
Brenmac: Ignore the giant weed! Let's go!
Mr. Matoro: Fine. (runs over to Brenmac and gets in the car) How many people are coming?
Brenmac: Uh...lots.
Mr. Matoro: What? I thought only Sonu, you, Tanma55, and I were coming.
Brenmac: Well...those plans have changed a bit. Hovoki, hit the gas.
Hovoki: Got it. (drives off)
Later....
Phantokamaster: Well, here we are.
MT: Still think this is a good idea? After the last time we did this?
Vecolity: One can only hope.
Phantokamaster: All right. (picks up a control) Which destination is it?
MT: This one.
Phantokamaster: Ok. (pushes the button, and a nearby portal begins to swirl until it engulfs the three the GS, then it closes)
Outside...
Tahu Nuva: WHAT'S GOING ON?!?
Nocturn: Help! Help!
Okem: Stop it! They threw that seed in, and that plant came out!
Makuta: Muhahaha!! My evil plan is working!!
(The Morbuzakh grabs Makuta and swings him around)
Makuta: Ow! Hey! Stop it! I was the one that allowed you to survive!
(The Morbuzakh slams Makuta into a tree three times and then flings him into the pool)
Makuta: There's no appreciation anymore...
Tahu: You're the one that set this up?
Makuta: Uh...maybe.
Tahu Nuva: (activates an extra bouncy shield which launches Makuta straight into the Morbuzakh) Well then, gardener, please dig it up.
Okem: Tahu, get out of there! It's coming!
Tahu: Oh no. (runs) Get the armored car!!
Elsewhere...
Phantokamaster: Here we are...hopefully.
MT: Looks like it. Except the monsters aren't on a rampage anymore.
Vecolity: Cool. "Apocalyptica." Nice name. What's this thing?
MT: Looks like one of 4 Mask's inventions.
Phantokamaster: Well, guess we go forward.
MT: Guess so. (walks forward a few steps and finds himself overlooking a huge factory where countless matoran are building vehicles) Whoa...
Phantokamaster: Why is that vehicle over there then?
MT: It's 4 Mask's personal vehicle. Don't you get it? The portal dropped us in 4 Mask's room!
Vecolity: Cool.
Phantokamaster: Isn't 4 Mask gonna be mad that you're stealing his vehicle?
MT: The vehicle is called a Reveldon Z10.
Excerpt from MT's amazing, unspeakably awesome....guide. Excerpt: Reveldon Z10.
The Reveldon Z10 is a vehicle recently designed by 4 Mask. It was built to both fly and walk, and it has the ability to seamlessly switch between both. It is armed with lasers, light beams, and a Inika launcher loaded with coffee spheres. Only one exists, as 4 Mask has not yet shown it to his designers.

And it's looking like he never will.

Vecolity: Probably, Phantokamaster. But I don't care.
Phantokamaster: I see.
MT: Come on. Let's go blow up part of the base.
Later....
Matoran: You hear something?
Matoran 2: Yep.
Matoran: There it is again!
Matoran 2: Yep.
Matoran: What?
Matoran 2: Yep.
Matoran: Hmm....
Matoran 2: Yep.
Matoran: You're a @#$%^&*.
Matoran 2: Yep.
Matoran: I thought so.
Vecolity: Surprise. (blasts both of them with coffee spheres)
Matoran & Matoran 2: AAAHHH!!!!
Vecolity: Press this and-
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!*
Vecolity: There goes that part of the factory.
MT: Perfect. Only now 4 Mask has sent a bunch of his other vehicles to the house. You need to go defend it. We'll defeat 4 Mask here.
Vecolity: Why me?
MT: You have the rather big vehicle that's hard to hide. (teleports Vecolity back to the house)
Phantokamaster: Why didn't you just teleport us here?
MT: Would've ruined the suspense.
Phantokamaster: There never was any suspense.
MT: Uh...so?
Phantokamaster: Fine. Let's just beat 4 Mask and get out of-
MT(wearing a "coffee mines sweater): And pick up a souvenir or two along the way!
Phantokamaster: I saw nothing.
Back at the house...
Vecolity: Hey, Tahu! What are you doing?
Tahu: Where in the world did you get that?
Vecolity: I...permanently borrowed it.
Tahu: I see. Would the previous owner mind if you used your "borrowed" vehicle to go defeat the giant weed in the back yard?
Vecolity: What-WHAT THE...
Tahu: Makuta gave Nocturn a Morbuzakh seed.
Vecolity: I'll...try. (switches the Reveldon into flight mode and heads outside to find that 4 Mask's minions are already attacking the Morbuzakh)
Coffee Matoran: Die weed!
Vecolity: Hmm. If they're Matoran of coffee, and I am too, perhaps I can have a little fun with this. (jumps of the Reveldon Z10 and uses his twin coffee swords to smoothly cut off a Morbuzakh tentacle)
Coffee Matoran commander: Hey, you! Man this turret!
Vecolity: Yes sir!
Commander: I don't like that look.
Vecolity: That's because it's evil, sir!
Commander: That's great. Now-
Vecolity: And, it can also mean-
Commander: SHUT UP AND MAN THAT TURRET!!!
Vecolity: Yes sir.
Commander: Good. Now we can...what's that matoran I sent doing with that turret, holy #$%@!! RUN-
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!*
Morbuzakh: ....
4 Mask's coffee matoran: ....
Vecolity: Yes! (uses a telepathic ability to call the Reveldon Z10 to him)
Matoro Mahri: That was great work! Good job!
Kongu Mahri: Yeah. Thanks!
Matoro Mahri: Just for you, we'll activate our masks for no reason at all!
Vecolity: No...don't!! DON'T DO IT!!!
(Matoro's mask ability calls the matoran who just died back into existence, and Kongu's mask summons a giant monster, all of which go after Vecolity)
Matoro Mahri: That....didn't work out so well.
Vecolity: Uh oh. (jumps on to the Reveldon Z10 and flies away)
Downtown, in an RV store...
Brenmac: Hurry up! We don't want them to see us!
Poptart: There's about 15 of us here.
Brenmac: So? We need to steal those keys!
Mr. Matoro: Great. Stealing an RV. Best day of my life.
Brenmac: Actually, we're stealing a tour bus.
Mr. Matoro: Then why are we in an RV lot?
Brenmac: Because there aren't any "bus lots."
Poptart: Really. Well then, I guess the sign over there saying "Honest Bob's Bus Lot" is lying, huh?
Brenmac: Just shut up.
Employee: Hello, small sirs. Can I help you?
Mr. Matoro: I'd like 3 root beer floats.
Employee: What?
Poptart: This isn't a restaurant.
Mr. Matoro: Aww...
Brenmac: Yes, well, I'm looking for a bus to steal.
Employee: What?
Brenmac: You DO have a bus that we can steal, right?
Poptart: Wait a minute, this isn't in the plan.
Employee: Sir, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to call the police on you.
Mr. Matoro: What if we steal it from that other store's lot?
Employee: I can help.
Poptart: "Honest Bob," huh? Wonder how many feet it'll get before it breaks down...
Later....
Brenmac: Ok, here's the plan. Mistikalord, Tanma55, the other place's employee, and Sonu are going to run into the store and say that they've won a huge prize, while Protorahk, Iranu, Ta Komua, and Sub Zero are going to go inside and steal the keys to it. The rest of us are going to stand out here and shoot Nynrah Ghost Blasters at random people and employees to kingdom come.
Ta Komua: When does kingdom come?
Brenmac: When you get back with the keys.
Ta Komua: Ah.
Brenmac: Then, when you have the keys, Sonu will give me a signal. Then Hovoki will drive the bus, since he's the only one that knows how to drive, up to the-
Iranu: Wait a minute. How are we supposed to drive if we don't have the keys?
Brenmac: Uh...
Hovoki: You know what? I'll create a key right now. (launches his ghost blaster and creates a key)
Mr. Matoro: Perfect. What if you lose concentration?
Brenmac: Exactly. So we'll use this key to drive up, and then Sonu, Protorahk, Sub Zero, Mistikalord, Tanma55, Iranu, and Ta Komua can jump back on, then we'll switch and drive off.
Employee: What about me?
Brenmac: You're not a main character. You can't come.
Employee: Aw..
Later....
MT: Where do you think he is?
Phantokamaster: What about this door?
MT: Let's see. *knock knock*
Voice: What's the password?
Phantokamaster: No!! You moron! You don't do that because now they'll be suspicious and find out that we're trying to sneak in!!
Voice: Correct. (opens the door)
Phantokamaster: Whoa.
Matoran of coffee: Can I help you?
MT: Yes. We're looking for 4 Mask?
Matoran of coffee: Fine. My name's Ralph. 4 Mask is-
MT: Ralph? As in the very hyper matoran?
Ralph: Yes. And I-
*WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!*
Ralph: -am apparently disliked....(blacks out)
Phantokamaster: What was that?
MT: I really hate that matoran.
Phantokamaster: Why?
MT: He beat Vecolity to the first matoran of coffee.
Phantokamaster: Ah.
4 Mask: Hello? Who's there?
MT: Uh...UPS Delivery.
4 Mask: Sorry. I only accept Fed Ex.
Phantokamaster: Well then, we're Fed Ex.
4 Mask: The only thing I've ordered is from DHL.
MT: Then we're from DHL.
4 Mask: You change companies pretty quickly.
Phantokamaster: It's how we work.
MT: Yep.
4 Mask: Well, what are you delivering?
MT: A portal.
4 Mask: To where?
MT: East Asia.
4 Mask: I don't want to-
(MT opens a portal and sucks 4 Mask in)
Phantokamaster: Yay! He's gone!
Ralph: Turn around with your hands up.
MT: They aren't, unfortunately. (uses his Kanohi mask to teleport Phantokamaster and him back to the house)
Back at "Honest Bob's"...
Sonu: Congratulations, Honest Joe's! You've just-
HB's Employee: It's Honest Bob's.
Sonu: Right. Congratulations, Bob! You and your store, Honest Joe's have just won-
HB's Employee: No no. The store is Honest Bob's. My name is Phil.
Sonu: Right!!! Well, you have just won a prestigious metal!
Phil: Who the heck are you?
Mistikalord: We're part of the house awarding company!
Phil: The who?
Tanma55: We give awards!
Phil: Great...why did three of your friends just slip inside to the room where we keep all our keys for our buses?
Tanma55: 3?! There's supposed to be 4!!
(Awkward silence)
Tanma55: I mean, what other Bionicles?
Phil: I'm going to-
Sonu: Extra rubbery shield! (calls on his mask of shielding and creates a extra rubbery shield which bounces Phil around the room)
Phil: Whoa!!! AAAHHH-*WHAM!!*
Mistikalord: He's out.
Protorahk: Protorahk has got the key!
Iranu: Let's go!
(The 7 GSs jump back on the bus and leave)
The Tahu vs. Tafu war continues...
Tahu: Visorak, our sales have gone down 132% since that Tofu of Pizza opened up his store over there. Now, we need to stop them. There are two ways to do that.
Visorak: *chitter*
Tahu: No. Making better pizza isn't one of them. Now, we can either sue them for non existant damages, or mount an all out attack on their store. Which do you want?
Visorak: *chitter*
Tahu: I have no clue what that meant, but we're attacking! Charge!!
And so, a Toa of Fire and 100 Visorak charged out of their store prepared to storm another store across the street. They had gone only 10 steps when they were stopped in their tracks by the formidable "Don't Walk" sign.
Tahu: Nuts.
Back at the house...
MT: We did it! We defeated 4 Mask!
Vecolity: Great! I beat 4 Mask's matoran and a giant plant, and then beat them again by drowning them in the pool when Matoro and Kongu used their masks! Didn't make Karzahni to happy, though..
Phantokamaster: So...where are all the other GSs?
Lewa Nuva08: They left. Went for a road trip.
MT: Not again....
Phantokamaster: We have to find them!
Onua Nuva08: Well, I'll come.
Tahu Nuva08: We all will. The Toa Nuva08 will rise up to the challenge!!
Okem: I just made cookies!
Pohatu Nuva08: I think there's a bigger challenge in those cookies.
MT: Yeah, right.
Phantokamaster: Well, let's get some food for our trip. How are we going to go after them? I don't think Velocity's new ride will hold all of us..
MT: Nope. It won't. But I can. (uses author powers to create a Ferrari.
Phantokamaster: I want to be able to do that...
MT: You have three comedies of your own to do that with!!
Phantokamaster: Yeah, well...
Somewhere in China...
4 Mask: Here I am, in the middle of some big building. It looks like China. Maybe I can find someone that knows where I am...um, excuse me sir, but do you know where I am?
Person: Yes. Of course.
4 Mask: Great!
Person: You're in Beijing.
4 Mask: Does that mean...
Person: You're in the site....of the 2008 Olympics.
Somewhere in Texas...
Brenmac: Now go left. No, wait, right. No, north, uh, how about westeast? Can we go that way?
Hovoki: Sure. If we could split these vehicle into two directions. Where are we supposed to go?
Brenmac: To Florida.
Hyperion: FLORIDA?!? WE'RE IN TEXAS!! WE JUST CAME 1,500 MILES IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!!
Brenmac: Well, you try giving directions.
Hyperion: Fine. Hovoki, turn left onto Interstate 2, and keep going for 257 miles. Then turn right, and...
Brenmac: Well then, you can give directions. What are you guys doing in the back?
Mr. Matoro: Trying to get over the problem of video game controllers being as large as we are.
Mistikalord: It's a bit of a challenge.
Brenmac: I can imagine. What games do we have? Guitar Hero 7?
Mr. Matoro: Yeah! It was a great deal!
Brenmac: They haven't even come out with GH 4 yet!!!
Mistikalord: Well then, that explains why it was so cheap.
Back at the house...
MT: Does anyone know where they went?
Vecolity: Tahu Nuva told me that they were going to Florida.
Phantokamaster: Florida?
Lewa Nuva08: Well then, to happy-cheer Florida it is.
(MT starts the car and drives off)

Next up...the Bionicles continue their adventures with hotels...
And 4 Mask visits the Olympics

-MT

This post has been edited by Maryland Terps: Aug 4 2008, 07:30 PM

I'm back from the beach, guys!
I'll remain Phantokamaster, but how about I have a Mistikaized clone of myself, Mistikamaster (and then more when the 2009 sets are revealed)?
Wait a minute, didn't 4-Mask get sucked into the portal, not me?

-Phantokamaster